The Boyfriend Return Policy

Sure enough, in less than 2 minutes, Li Cheng's phone bombarded him: "You don't think the matter is big enough! You are full and okay to praise! I am afraid that the melons eaten by netizens are not big enough!"

Zhou Jixing put Bombing's mobile phone away a little, and said with a blank face: "Come and pick me up."

Then he hung up the phone in a cool manner.

When Li Cheng was quiet, the house... Oh, winter is here.

Zhou Jixing: "Don't even think about going to work."

Xu Du stiffened his neck, pinching his little hands behind his back: "Oh, I'm calling to ask for leave."

I don’t know if that sentence has been verified, the bigger the storm, the quieter it is, the quietness is embarrassing to the air.

It has been more than three years since Xu Du bought this apartment, and he never thought that one day, he would not find a corner in his own home where he could set foot, as if there were sharp ice blades from Zhou Jixing on every inch of the ground.

He crouched shivering behind the curtain and called Director Long: "That... Director, I have to ask for leave today."

Poor Director Long, an old man in his 50s who is almost bald, has a better life than Xu Du. The hospital is overwhelmed."

"I know, I won't do it in the future." When Xu Du felt guilty, his voice was even quieter.

……

Li Cheng hit the speed limit and rushed over quickly. When he walked, he felt like he was stepping on an active volcano.

As soon as he came in, he poked Zhou Jixing on the shoulder: "You better give me a reasonable explanation!"

Zhou Jixing pursed his lips and remained silent.

Li Cheng looked around: "Where's Xu Du?"

Zhou Jixing dismissively pointed at the black shadow under the drooping curtain.

"I'll clean you up later." Li Cheng dropped this sentence and walked over quickly. He slapped Xu Du on the back who was squatting there. Cheng Ge was taken aback: "What are you doing?"

Seeing clearly that it was Li Cheng, Xu Du breathed a sigh of relief: "It's okay, I thought it was Zhou Jixing who came to take my life."

Li Cheng: "..."

Zhou Jixing pointed at Xu Du: "He ordered the praise."

When Xu Du heard this, he straightened his back quickly: "It was he who insisted on putting the phone in front of me!"

Zhou Jixing: "Did I ask you to order?"

Xu Du didn't lose the wind: "You didn't tell me not to order!"

Li Cheng had one head and two big ones, holding his forehead for a long time, while the two people next to him were bombarding his ears like firecrackers.

Finally, I couldn't take it anymore: "Okay, stop arguing, and sit down for me."

Whoops.

Xu Du finally remembered that the phone hadn't hung up yet, so he quickly picked up the phone: "Director..."

Director Long who accidentally listened to the whole process: "...cough cough, I understand, I will arrange it here, and I can't ask for leave next time."

Xu Du: "Hey! I promise!"

"Please take a good leave, right?" Li Cheng waved at him, "Xu Du, come here."

Xu Du took the phone and obediently passed by.

Li Cheng glanced at the tool for committing the crime on the table—the hot pot N-piece set, and then at the perpetrator: "I don't care who is the mastermind or the accomplice. Now you can answer whatever I ask."

Xu Du nodded obediently.

Zhou Jixing curled his lips, looking in a worse mood than Li Cheng.

Li Cheng: "First, has the relationship between you changed? You can't hide this from me. "

Xu Du was stunned for a moment.

Zhou Jixing said indifferently: "Impossible."

Li Cheng: "Okay, as long as it hasn't changed, you didn't do anything else except eat hot pot last night, right?"

Xu Du nodded, and automatically skipped the matter of drinking some wine.

Li Cheng turned his face to Xu Du: "Xu Du, is this number yours?"

Xu Du didn't want to admit it, so he nodded his head with difficulty.

Li Cheng sighed: "Do you know that if you like it, others can see it?"

Xu Du shook his head in bewilderment.

Li Cheng: "The black material that you praised Zhou Jixing has been picked up by all the screenshots of netizens."

Xu Du: "..."

Zhou Jixing stood up suddenly: "You still like my black material?"

Xu Du retreated strategically, putting his life above everything else, and quickly retreated behind the sofa.

"Okay, now is not the time to investigate." Li Cheng tried his best to stop the enraged lion, so as to avoid the murder.

Xu Du hid behind the sofa. Because of Li Cheng's interception, he became bolder: "I didn't mean to..."

After saying this, there was a second of silence before Xu Du admitted: "Well, I did it on purpose. There are so many people praising you for your dirty stuff, how do I know that my trumpet, whose name is given by the system, can still be picked up! You You should reflect on why you have so much black material!"

Zhou Jixing: "Hehe, I let you see it? I asked you to order it? I asked you to post the photo?"

Xu Du muttered in a low voice, "But you didn't want to take the photos either."

Day of the week: "..."

Li Cheng hugged Zhou Jixing's waist, and blocked his murderous pace with his tired body: "Okay, don't say a few words, sit down for me quickly!!"

After some tossing, Xu Du and Zhou Jixing returned to their original positions.

Li Chengchang sighed, the tone was so long that Xu Du almost thought that he would not be able to catch up. After a while, at this serious moment, Li Cheng said: "There have been a lot of accidents recently, have you all felt it? Wait for this matter." Solve it, I'm going to pray for blessings, and put all the disaster-avoiding and evil-proof charms back in the phone case for me."

Xu Du: "..."

Day of the week: "..."

Li Cheng roared: "What are you looking at! I don't want to believe it either!"

…………

With Xu Du's repeated insistence on materialism and Zhou Jixing's cold face, Li Cheng could only regret putting the matter on hold for the time being, muttering to himself that the old Wang next door said how useful this trick was. That's all.

Li Cheng: "Luckily among misfortunes, netizens are more tolerant than before. You have to live in the early years when idols would jump off buildings when they fell in love. I don't know how many times you have died."

Li Cheng took out his phone and showed them the weibo that Xu Du accidentally liked.

Because of Xu Du's likes, this Weibo comment has exceeded [-]. In the words of cp fans, this is called official stamping.

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There are two pictures below, one is Zhou Jixing carrying Xu Du in the middle of the night, and throwing him in the trash can, which is still non-recyclable, and the other is Xu Du's trumpet liking Zhou Ji The two of them formed an inexplicable sense of cuteness when they were all together for playing big-name black material.

The corner of Xu Du's mouth twitched: "Is this all right?"

Li Cheng: "You don't understand now, now you find candy by yourself."

Xu Duzhi was speechless.

"Also!" Li Cheng turned his head quickly and stared at Zhou Jixing fiercely, "How many times have I told you! You must never eat hot pot! Look, there is another pimple on this face! The powder is covered Can't stop!"

Xu Du stretched his neck, took a serious look, Zhou Jixing really had a pimple on the side of his nose: "Pfft."

Zhou Jixing's eyes came to him.

Xu Du covered his mouth and collapsed on the sofa with a smile: "I'm sorry I had to let you eat it, but I'm ashamed to say that other people have a bad face, whoever is like you, just eat a hot pot, either with chrysanthemum damage or acne hahahaha..."

"Okay, that's enough for the two of you." Li Cheng rushed to Zhou Jixing with quick eyes and hands, "You are not childish, Xu Du, please don't say a few words."

"Oh." Xu Du stopped laughing, his eyes were still bent, as if he might not be able to hold back his laughter at any moment.

Zhou Jixing: "Stupid."

Xu Du twisted his body and shouted to the sky: "Even if it is, I'm still a fool who doesn't get acne."

Li Cheng Fu forehead: "Can you let me talk about business for 10 minutes?"

The two mentally handicapped children barely kept quiet. After listening to Li Cheng's next arrangement, there was no need to post milk tea photos. Excessive drafting caused disgust on the netizens, so let's directly announce it: "Hold hands, I'll take a photo for you. "

Both of them were stunned.

Li Cheng murmured: "It's not that I haven't held him before, why are you just staring blankly! Hurry up!"

Zhou Jixing rolled his eyes, turned his face away, and spread out one hand.

Xu Du: "Tsk."

Li Cheng said to Xu Du: "Don't bother with him, that's all he has."

Xu Du slapped Zhou Jixing's outstretched hand with a very crisp "snap".

Zhou Jixing turned his head and looked over.

Xu Du smiled at him.

Row.

Zhou Jixing held his hand, and the two of them smiled at each other and tried hard, their bones ached, but they didn't let go.

Li Cheng: "..."

You are enough.

Li Cheng took a few handshake photos for them, and while flipping through the photo album to choose which one looks better, he asked Xu Du: "Xu Du, have you seen your Weibo?"

"Not yet." When Xu Du said that, he remembered his phone and searched everywhere.

Li Cheng: "Don't look for it, I'll give you a call."

Two minutes later, Xu Du found his long-lost cell phone under his butt...

Xu Du held his mobile phone with both hands in embarrassment, and listened to Zhou Jixing humming and laughing: "You're laughing! I'm already 30 years old! Don't let your old eyes get dizzy!"

"Stop arguing." Li Cheng slapped Zhou Jixing's mouth shut, "Xu Du, you can't leave your cellphones indiscriminately in the future. If someone wants to pick it up, you'll have to worry about it again."

"I know, I'm just like this at home." Xu Du lowered his head guiltyly, poked his finger on Weibo, and was startled...

I make up.

Overnight, 200 million followers were added.

Xu Du raised his face blankly: "Did you buy me fans?"

Li Cheng smiled: "No, there are a few lines of fans, and there are also simple people who eat melons. Look at the comments and likes, don't they also have a lot of likes?"

many.

More than that.

30 likes.

More than 3 comments.

Countless retweets...

Xu Du's fingers trembled a little, he was just a trumpet generated by the system, used to watch black material...

Zhou Jixing hugged his chest: "Excellent."

Li Cheng took away Xu Du's phone: "Don't read the comments. There are those who like to support, and of course there are those who are sarcastic. Weibo... Don't change your ID, it's embarrassing to change it now. I'll take a picture of you holding hands Send it to you, and you send another Weibo."

Xu Du: "Oh..."

"I have also sent it to you." Li Cheng glared at Zhou Jixing, "Give me your mobile phone, I don't trust you, I will do it myself."

Zhou Jixing dismissed it and threw the phone to him.

Between men and men, it seems that everything is hypocritical, Li Cheng asked Xu Du to write an essay.

User 65965530716: Not a trumpet@周凡行 [picture]

Zhou Jixing forwarded: oh

Done.

that's it.

It's official.

Xu Du took the phone that Li Cheng gave him back, and looked at the hands they held together on the screen. The two men's hands had sharp and strong joints, and there was a faint sense of strength that you were fighting for.

"What are you in a daze for?"

Xu Du raised his eyes in a daze, Zhou Jixing put his hands in his pockets at some point, and looked down at him with an arrogant and disdainful face. Li Cheng, who was walking to the corner of the living room, was struggling, and another phone came in before he finished one call. The whole living room was his voice: "This matter is like this...Yes, yes, yes..."

Xu Du touched his lower lip with his upper lip: "I..."

Zhou Jixing frowned: "Answer the phone."

Only then did Xu Du realize that his phone had been ringing for a long time.

It was Mr. Zhuang who called, and Xu Du seriously suspected that she had actually resigned secretly, squatting at home and always paying attention to her son's every move.

As soon as the phone was answered, Teacher Zhuang's voice was as joyful as her students who had been admitted to Peking University came back to see her: "My son, you and Xiao Zhou have announced."

Xu Du: "...Mom, you even know about the official announcement."

Teacher Zhuang laughed wildly: "Don't underestimate your mother, now the school's projector courseware is made by your mother herself, surfing the Internet is not the privilege of you young people, don't change the subject, you and Xiao Zhou have an announcement ?”

Xu Du: "Didn't you see it?"

Teacher Zhuang: "Isn't this focusing on the truth, starting from the parties involved?"

"Didn't you say that my dad's first love was a political teacher, and you would never touch these things?"

"Hey!" Teacher Zhuang scolded, "Quickly say it! Is it right?"

"Yes." There is nothing to admit, anyway, tens of thousands of people know that he and Zhou Jixing are together.

"Oh, it's so good, young love is so good." Mr. Zhuang was overjoyed, "Call Shang Xiao Zhou home for dinner tonight, Mom will make you a good meal."

After hanging up the phone, Xu Du found that the maternal love he got was based on Zhou Jixing.

Xu Du rolled his eyes: "My mother asked you to eat at his place at night."

Zhou Jixing didn't say whether it was okay or not, Li Cheng, who had sharp ears, held his mobile phone and muttered there: "No! Don't let me run around! Go back to the set to film for me tomorrow!"

Zhou Jixing frowned: "It's so noisy."

Yes Yes Yes.

Anyway, others are the loudest.

Xu Du made faces at his back, but Zhou Jixing suddenly turned his head and pressed his palm on Xu Du's head, like pinching a football.

He didn't have to pull a grimace, his face was uglier than a ghost.

The phone rang again.

And more than one.

Xu Du pushed his hand away: "If you don't answer it, I have to."

This time it was Cao Xi, and the gossip came out through the phone line: "Du'er Duer! It's a blast! You two are really together! Do you want me to give you a taekwondo course! Karate is also good!"

Xu Du: "Don't think that I can forget the fact that you abandoned me back then."

Cao Xi: "Hey! That's all in the past! The past goes with the wind! You two are really together! Can you sign it?"

Xu Du: "Okay."

Cao Xi was pleasantly surprised in an instant: "I don't want too many, I only have ten girls I want to chase now, just give me twenty autographs, preferably the ones with autographed photos, and the photos must be high-definition and uncensored!"

Xu Du smiled: "You find him yourself, it's none of my business how much you want."

Cao Xi: "..."