An Emergency Guide to Keeping Earth Peaceful

In the end, of course Miao Miaomiao didn't buy the jacuzzi, just like he didn't really cook a certain octopus.

He just went into the kitchen again and ordered a bowl of egg noodles for himself, and then finished it quietly.

In fact, Miao Miaomiao doesn't particularly like egg noodles, but he only knows how to make egg noodles.

After his grandma passed away, it’s not that Miao Miaomiao has never learned to cook by himself, but he seems to be missing a muscle. If he gets this wrong, he gets that wrong. He seems to never be able to master the amount of seasoning and heat. After learning and learning, he still only knows how to make the simplest noodles. In the end, he simply gave up on himself, thinking that it would be a big deal in the future to eat it every day.

Although Miao Miaomiao doesn't have the talent to cook, he has made a lot of egg noodles, and it seems that he has gained a little experience. Although the egg noodles he makes now are not as good as those in big hotels, the ones on the roadside Small restaurants can still be compared.

After eating the noodles, Miao Miaomiao wiped her mouth and washed the dishes. As soon as she walked out of the living room, she saw a certain octopus that had just been promoted to a TV kid sticking to the TV. Two shiny black peas The eyes are fixed on the jacuzzi in the advertisement, the pitiful little eyes are called a hopeless, longing.

As soon as a certain octopus saw him coming out, it said pitifully, "I want that jacuzzi..."

Miao Miaomiao rolled her eyes: "I still want that 9998! I can't afford it."

A certain octopus said in a small surprised tone, "Why can't you afford it?"

Miao Miaomiao rolled her big eyes: "Because of being poor!"

Needless to say?Of course he couldn't afford it because he was poor, and even if he could afford it, he wouldn't buy such flashy things. A bathtub that can massage, might as well buy a tickle scratcher!

How about 9998, he won't even glance at 998!

After Miao Miaomiao finished speaking, regardless of the reaction of a certain octopus, she returned to the room shaking her legs and continued to fight bloody battles.

Miao Miaomiao fought until after twelve o'clock in the evening. If he hadn't thought about going to class tomorrow, he might have spent the whole night typing.He found that after he became younger, his body and spirit have improved a lot. Even after typing for a day, his waist is not sore, his legs are not weak, and he seems to have endless energy, and he can type tens of thousands of words in one breath. strenuous.

Miao Miaomiao has a good plan for his future online writing career. He plans to deposit 20 manuscripts, and publish them after depositing them. He will strive to reach the list of new authors in one go, and then sign a contract with V.He is quite confident in the novel he is conceiving now, not to mention the big hit, it should be no problem to earn some living expenses.

After turning off the computer, Miao Miaomiao stretched, ready to take a shower before going to bed.

However, when he pushed open the door to the living room, he was instantly stunned: "..."

Yes!A string of ellipses is no longer enough to express his inner surprise!

Because he actually saw a jacuzzi in his living room!

one!indivual!according to!Mo!bath!Cylinder!

A living jacuzzi!

Miao Miaomiao rubbed her eyes to make sure she didn't have presbyopia.

Then he took a step back, closed the door of the room, and opened it again.

It must be that he opened the door of the room in the wrong posture!

However, the system restarted once, and Miao Miaomiao still saw the jacuzzi in place!

Not only that, a certain octopus is swimming on its back in the jacuzzi, enjoying the great health care without leaving home, while staring at the shopping advertisement on the TV without blinking. At this time, the TV does not sell massage Bathtub, now selling massage belts: "998! Only 998! Not three or four thousand! Not one or two thousand! Only 998! Massage belts to take home!"

Miao Miaomiao: "..."

Miao Miaomiao took a deep breath, forced herself to calm down, and then calmly asked a certain octopus in the backstroke: "What is this?"

A certain octopus stretched its tentacles heartily in the water, and said in a small tone of enjoyment: "Jacuzzi~"

Miao Miaomiao: "...I know it's a jacuzzi! I'm asking you where it came from?"

Did the octopus sneak away and call the shopping hotline while he wasn't looking?But where did the octopus get its money from?

A certain octopus changed from backstroke to butterfly, and said while swimming: "I just bought it at the Star Mall."

Miao Miaomiao: "...Is that the interstellar version of Taobao? Then what's there for sale!"

"I didn't pay much attention, everything is for sale, but there are very few things on primitive planets like the earth, it took me all night to find this jacuzzi..."

"It took all night to find it? Then why did it arrive today..."

A certain octopus was surprised: "Is there no express delivery on your planet?"

Miao Miaomiao: "Yes, but..."

"After placing an order in the Interstellar Mall, the goods will arrive in a blink~"

Miao Miaomiao: "..."

Black technology or something, the most annoying!

Seeing such a big jacuzzi in the middle of the small living room, Miao Miaomiao couldn't help but ask a certain octopus swimming breaststroke: "Don't you think it's a bit strange to put a bathtub in the living room? Normal people put the bathtub in the living room. In the bathroom."

While purring and blowing bubbles, a certain octopus said, "But I want to watch TV. Soaking in the water while watching TV is better than taking a ride in the latest mech!"

Miao Miaomiao glanced at him silently, feeling contemptuous in her heart, why are you still f*cking machine armor with your small body?I think my hands are not long enough to drive an excavator.

At this time, Miao Miaomiao has completely forgotten that the prototype of a certain octopus is probably a huge monster.

Seeing a certain octopus swimming very happily, Miao Miaomiao was speechless. Anyway, he didn't buy the bathtub. He could put it wherever he liked, as long as it didn't get in his way. Who would have thought that Miao Miaomiao would use the jacuzzi When passing by, a certain octopus suddenly said: "The new pit is good, come on and update~" Miao Miaomiao suddenly slipped and staggered.

Miao Miaomiao was stunned: "...I haven't posted it yet, how did you see it?"

A certain octopus took it for granted: "As long as you are connected to the net, I can see it, not to mention that I am connected to your net!"

Miao Miaomiao: "..."

Why don't you become a hacker when you are so awesome? !

Oh, he forgot that alien technology and earth technology are not at the same level...

So black technology or something is the most annoying!

It was the first hot bath after "Rebirth" that Miao Miaomiao gradually felt exhausted. Today, his nerves were highly excited and tense. He hadn't felt it before, but now he suddenly relaxed. Immediately, the whole person was almost exhausted.

When passing the living room, Miao Miaomiao saw a certain octopus swimming in the jacuzzi, shook his head, and was about to go back to his room to sleep, but suddenly remembered something, so he said to a certain octopus that was being scratched by the dog: "I You have to go to school tomorrow, be good at home and don't make trouble."

A certain octopus was stunned: "Go to school? Why do you want to go to school?"

Miao Miaomiao raised her eyebrows: "Don't you have such a thing on your planet? Don't your children need to receive education? Don't they know everything from birth?... But it's also possible, after all, the technology in your place is so advanced. It is not certain what kind of chip can be implanted in children as soon as they are born, which contains the knowledge they will learn all their lives, so it will save trouble."

A certain octopus paused, and then said: "Of course there is, but usually only minors have to go to school, aren't you an adult yet?" He stared at Miao Miaomiao for a minute with his shiny black eyes. .

Miao Miaomiao rolled her eyes: "Well, I'm just a few months away from becoming an adult... What? Do I look very old now?" But is there no such thing as a university on this octopus planet? ?But maybe their education level is high, and a few years is worth their decades. After all, the gap is there, and he can't use the same method on the earth to measure others.

A certain octopus murmured in a low voice: "The minors on our planet α don't have a fixed human form. I thought you were an adult now..."

Miao Miaomiao was silent for a while before reacting: "Great, you are not an adult, are you still a brat?"

The author has something to say: Facts have proved that this article still seems to be a certain degree of youth...

Even the difference between the planets can't stop the author's undying heart for the next year~~~