An Emergency Guide to Keeping Earth Peaceful

Miao Miaomiao hadn't tried getting up early to go to school for almost ten years, so when he was woken up by the alarm clock the next day, fortunately, he didn't recover for a long time, and lay on the bed staring at the ceiling for a while.

After a few minutes, Miao Miaomiao slowly got up from the bed and began to put on her school uniform.

The high school uniforms in their area are all uniform, the style is not good-looking, loose and loose, many people will get bigger after wearing them, and they will look particularly fat when they wear them, so they look particularly lacklustre.

However, Miao Miaomiao is very energetic now. The longing for returning to school and the expectation for the future have rejuvenated him. At this time, he is full of energy, so his mental outlook is particularly good. Not only does he hold his head high and his back straight , and the face of a person with a bright red face on happy occasions, even the baggy school uniform gave him a bit of energy.

Miao Miaomiao looked at herself left and right in the mirror, and the more she looked at herself, the more she felt that she was such a pink and tender young man.

He used to set up a stall in the dark to make a living, was chased by the city management until he was in a mess, was exposed to the sun and rain countless times, and went through the wind and rain, but in the end he got worse and worse, achieving nothing. At the age of less than ten, his hair has already turned gray, and his face is full of vicissitudes.

Looking at the watery, pink and tender boy in the mirror, Miao Miaomiao swore secretly that he must look like a human being!

Miao Miaomiao ordered a bowl of egg noodles for herself and a certain octopus. After eating her own bowl in the kitchen, Miao Miaomiao took the other bowl out of the living room. Watching the shopping advertisement, the eyeballs are almost glued to the TV screen. If the male host on the screen is not so shabby, Miao Miaomiao would have thought that the octopus would fall in love with him at first sight across the boundaries of race and gender. up.

After living for more than 20 years, Miao Miaomiao experienced for the first time the parental mentality of children who are addicted to watching TV... But children are usually addicted to playing games and watching cartoons, what is the matter with being addicted to TV shopping advertisements ah?

"I'm going to school, you stay at home and watch TV slowly, don't go out if you have something to do, you know?"

Before leaving, Miao Miaomiao was a little uneasy, so she asked a few more words.

A certain octopus finally pulled its eyeballs from the TV screen, and focused on Miao Miaomiao: "Why?"

Miao Miaomiao rolled her eyes: "Because you look different from people on Earth, you will scare others." Actually, it's because you are ugly.

A certain octopus let out a groan.

"Remember, stay at home obediently."

After finishing speaking, Miao Miaomiao opened the door and walked out.After closing the door, he still felt a little uneasy after thinking about it, so he locked the door behind him.

Although this seems to be of no use to a certain alien octopus, Miao Miaomiao can only deceive herself like this.

And after the door was closed, the octopus in the bathtub's two shiny black peas eyes suddenly turned twice, and he didn't know what the hell he was thinking.

Miao Miaomiao's high school is very close to his grandmother's house, and it only takes more than ten minutes to walk.

After a while, Miao Miaomiao arrived. Standing in front of the school gate, his mood was very complicated. It could be said that he was both nervous and excited, uneasy and excited. It was a mixed feeling.

Taking a deep breath, Miao Miaomiao told herself in her heart, do you still think about the days when you were too poor to eat?Have you ever thought about the days when you were so poor that there were holes in your underwear?Have you ever thought about the days when you were so poor that you couldn't even get a wife?No!He wants to change his destiny!From today on, he will study hard, make progress every day, stand out, and knowledge can change his destiny!

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However, when Miao Miaomiao saw the large pile of test papers on his desk that was as high as a hill, he was immediately terrified of any bold words and lofty ambitions.

When Miao Miaomiao took out a test paper with trembling hands to look at the questions on it, she was so frightened that she even forgot her own name.

Miao Miaomiao took another card casually, and looked at it again... Don't talk about how to write it, he can't even understand the title!

When Miao Miaomiao was in the third year of high school, he was mixed up, and he basically didn't focus on his studies. In addition, he had put it down for so many years, and the knowledge that was not much in his mind had long been returned to the physical education teacher. up.

Putting down the test paper in his hand, Miao Miaomiao felt bad all of a sudden.

...How is this different from the plots in those rebirth novels? !

Miao Miaomiao's villain had already fainted in the toilet.

Fortunately, Miao Miaomiao soon discovered that the drawer was full of textbooks, so he thought while taking out the books, with his intelligence, he spent a few nights to make up for it, and then he should not be able to do these test papers. Will there be a situation where you don't even understand the topic?

But when he casually opened a book and read it, he immediately realized that his thoughts just now were too naive.

Miao Miaomiao, who had been scared to pee by the test paper just now, was so scared by the textbook again that she passed out from crying.

Oh my god!What is written on it is a god horse!Why can't he understand a single word!Did the author get distracted when he wrote the textbook?Let go of the kidneys!

...Miao Miaomiao was so frightened that she couldn't even speak Mandarin clearly.

Just as Miao Miaomiao was holding the test paper and textbooks with trembling hands, a voice suddenly broke into his ears.

"Miao Miaomiao? Why are you back?"

Miao Miaomiao looked up and found a little fat man standing in front of him.

This little fat man's face is full of flesh, his eyes are squeezed into slits, he looks a bit malicious, but his other facial features are very simple, Miao Miaomiao's first reaction when seeing this man , that was Wang Baoqiang whose face was swollen from a beating.

Miao Miaomiao hadn't fished out this person from his memory, but his body couldn't help but laughed honestly, as if he was amused by his vivid metaphor just now, he laughed hehehe, looking out for himself The smile is particularly strong.

The little fat man's face turned dark immediately, and he swung his fist as big as a casserole pot to hit Miao Miaomiao's table: "What are you laughing at!"

Miao Miaomiao's desk was instantly shaken twice, and the test papers on the desk were scattered all over the floor.

It wasn't until this moment that Miao Miaomiao finally remembered who this Wang Baoqiang whose face was swollen from the beating was.

This person is Xiao Pang, the little bully in their high school class. He was very violent. He would fight, threaten and intimidate him for everything. Bullying classmates and contradicting teachers was also a common thing.But he has a good father, no matter how stupid his son is, he still managed to pass the three years of high school.

Xiao Pang is very violent and messy. He likes to bully people, and he especially likes to pick on those who look weak. Many people in the class have been secretly threatened by him, and Miao Miaomiao, who had small arms and legs in high school, is even more so. His focus.

When Miao Miaomiao saw Xiao Pang again, the memory of being bullied by Xiao Pang suddenly emerged in his mind, but at this moment, in retrospect, Miao Miaomiao has long since lost the feeling of fear at the beginning .After all, he has been in the society for several years. Compared with the days when he was struggling in the society, Xiao Pang's methods of bullying him are just like children playing house.

not to mention……

Looking at Xiao Pang's face now, Miao Miaomiao couldn't be afraid even if she wanted to.

Xiao Pang used to bully him all the time, because Xiao Pang's eyes were particularly fierce, and Ya was tall and strong, and his figure was like that of the big devil of meat, which made Miao Miaomiao afraid when he saw him.

And now Miao Miaomiao looked at Xiao Pang again, and he found that although Xiao Pang was such a big one, his whole body was squinted, not strong at all, just fat!

Of course, the most important thing is...

When Miao Miaomiao was in high school, there was no Wang Baoqiang.

Now when he saw Xiao Pang's face, his mind was full of Wang Baoqiang whose face was swollen from the beating.

Who the hell gets scared after being threatened by Wang Baoqiang whose face is swollen? !

People with a low laugh point can laugh on the spot.

However, Miao Miaomiao was the one with a low smile, the more he stared at Xiao Pang's face, the more he couldn't help but want to laugh.Finally, he couldn't control himself and laughed: "Hey hey hey hey hey..."

Xiao Pang instantly became angry from embarrassment.