An Emergency Guide to Keeping Earth Peaceful

Just when Miao Miaomiao was dumbfounded, a certain octopus muttered again: "The advertisements nowadays are really getting less and less innovative." As soon as the words fell, the TV changed another channel by itself.

这回电视机里的节目倒是比较正常了，是个手机广告，身穿黑色西装的男主持人正拿着一个麦克风吐沫星子满天飞的怒吼着：“不要99998！不要9998！只要998！真的只要998！八星八箭工艺！九大主流功能！上网不要钱！打电话不要钱！表面还镶了金哦！一人限购一台！现在只剩下98台了！不要再犹豫了！马上拿起电话订购吧！”

Miao Miaomiao waited patiently for a while, thinking that the next moment the host would pull out a mecha from under the table, but he waited for a long time, but nothing happened, and the host roared hysterically over and over again. Again, half an hour later, the host was still yelling: "Now there are only 98 sets left! Now there are only 98 sets left!"

Miao Miaomiao finally confirmed that this was an ordinary copycat mobile phone advertisement.

But to his surprise, a certain octopus, which is said to be of noble blood from other planets, actually watched it with great interest. The two shiny black peas looked at the TV screen without blinking, and seemed to find this ad very interesting. .

So Miao Miaomiao silently accompanied a certain octopus to watch TV for a while, watching helplessly as the advertisements for brainwashed copycat mobile phones finally finished, and then began to broadcast advertisements for health care products for the elderly.

"Are you still worried about being nagged by your parents because you don't have a gift to take home during the Chinese New Year? Are you still sad because you can't afford high-priced health care products? Good news!!! The shocking moment has come! To thank the vast number of consumers Our company has launched a new type of health care product! Only 998! You can’t buy famous bags or watches with 998, but you can buy a filial piety! With 998, you won’t lose money or be fooled, but you can buy back your parents’ health ! 998 You can’t buy a car or a house, but you can experience being a filial son! Don’t hesitate, opportunities are rare and limited in number!”

Miao Miaomiao: "..."

Miao Miaomiao finally couldn't help but ask a certain octopus who was watching the advertisement with enthusiasm: "Is this advertisement good?"

A certain octopus nodded: "It's pretty good!"

Miao Miaomiao told herself silently in her heart, this is a cultural difference!

...Didn't he also think that mecha cooking is pretty good just now?Don't laugh at anyone!

Seeing another round of brainwashing advertisements, Miao Miaomiao remembered the business and quickly mentioned it to a certain octopus with great powers.

A certain octopus nodded: "No problem, it's a piece of cake."

When Miao Miaomiao returned to the room, he was able to surf the Internet. Not only that, the speed of the Internet was much faster than his previous Internet speed.

Miao Miaomiao first found the website where he used to write novels. At this time, the novel website had just started not long ago, and the novel themes lacked innovation. After looking through the major lists, there were only a few themes that came and went. Miao Miaomiao After flipping through a few big red articles and thinking about the popular writing style at the moment, I started to conceive the plot of the novel I planned to write.

Maybe it's because he's gotten younger, Miao Miaomiao feels that his brain is much more flexible than before. Before, he had to hold back everything he wanted to write. But now, he didn't need to make much effort, the inspiration came rushing out like a faucet turned on.

Miao Miaomiao opened the coding software and wrote happily all afternoon.

After writing nearly [-] words, Miao Miaomiao withdrew from the state of concentration. After saving the document satisfactorily, he looked up and found that the sky outside the window was completely dark.

After rubbing her hungry and deflated stomach, Miao Miaomiao planned to make some food to fill her stomach before returning to fight again.

As soon as he walked into the living room, Miao Miaomiao heard the advertisement sound from the TV: "Zombie stewed egg is expensive as the Rolls Royce in the watch, when you see it for the first time, you will be dumbfounded! My God! The whole watch is so luxurious! Wear this watch! Let you stand at the top of the pyramid 24 hours a day! 998! 998! Just 998! Take home a luxury watch!"

Miao Miaomiao: "..."

...It seems that this octopus really loves shopping ads.

He shook his head, turned around and went into the kitchen to order egg noodles. This time he remembered and ordered two bowls.

Returning to the living room with two bowls of egg noodles, Miao Miaomiao put one of the bowls in front of an octopus that didn't even lift its eyes from watching the commercials, and then started eating with her own bowl.After eating two mouthfuls of noodles, he casually took a newspaper to check the latest news, but stopped when he saw the date on the news.

... This is already a newspaper two weeks ago, that's right, if he was still the same year ago, how could he still be in the mood to buy a newspaper after the death of his beloved grandmother.

Miao Miaomiao was sighing when the landline in the living room suddenly rang.

Miao Miaomiao paused, and ran to answer the phone. At first, he was a little confused about who would call him. After all, he was a loner in high school and had few friends around him.

"Hello, is classmate Miao Miaomiao here?" The voice on the other end of the phone was a little cautious.

"It's me, what's the matter?" Miao Miaomiao frowned and wondered who it was, but soon, the owner of that voice answered Miao Miaomiao's inner question by himself.

"Student Miao Miaomiao, I'm the class monitor. I heard about your grandma... please forgive me," the voice on the other end of the phone said cautiously, "But you took a week off before, and now it's been two weeks , the teacher told you to come back to class quickly, after all, we are now in the third year of high school, and we must pay close attention to our studies..."

Miao Miaomiao finally realized that it was his class monitor in the third year of high school who called him.

It was only then that he remembered that during the summer vacation of his third year of high school, he seemed to have to make up lessons for a whole month. After all, the college entrance examination was about to take place, and time was precious.However, because of his grandmother's death, he was in a low mood at that time, and he ate and slept at home all day long. He was very decadent for a while, and he didn't return to school until the beginning of school, but he didn't have the mood to study at all.

At that time, the squad leader probably also called, but he was in a very bad mood at that time, and he didn't answer anyone who called, so he missed the call.

Back in the third year of high school, Miao Miaomiao was actually asked to answer the missed call again. Miao Miaomiao's mood was a little complicated for a moment, and he didn't know if it was God trying to make up for his past regrets.

The phone calls he missed, the senior year he missed, the university he missed...

"Miao Miaomiao?"

After shouting a few times on the phone, Miao Miaomiao came back to her senses: "Well, I'll be back for class tomorrow."

The other end of the phone finally breathed a sigh of relief, and after a few words of comfort to Miao Miaomiao, he hung up the phone.

Miao Miaomiao stared at the hung up phone for a while, and finally cheered up.

He silently cheered himself up in his heart, since his life had started all over again, he must study hard and get into a good university!

"Goo~"

...But people are iron rice or steel, let's fill our stomachs first.

Miao Miaomiao turned around and was about to go back to eat noodles, when she lowered her head, she realized that the bowl he just put down was actually empty.

Looking again, there are only two empty bowls left on the table.

A well-fed octopus is lying in the water basin, watching the shopping advertisement on the TV with relish: "Jacuzzi with water jets! It brings you an extraordinary feeling! You can stay at home without going out. Enjoy great health care! What are you waiting for! 9998! Just 9998! Hurry up and pick up the phone to order!"

Just when Miao Miaomiao narrowed his eyes and stared at a certain octopus, he stretched out his tentacles and pointed at the TV screen recklessly: "I want that jacuzzi."

Miao Miaomiao gritted her teeth: "I want to eat braised octopus."