An Emergency Guide to Keeping Earth Peaceful

However, Miao Miaomiao still didn't finish the bowl of egg noodles, because just after he brought the bowl of egg noodles to the living room, a certain octopus jumped out of the wash basin and got into the bowl.

Miao Miaomiao was taken aback. He had just brought this bowl of egg noodles out of the pot, and it was boiling hot. If the octopus jumped into the bowl, it would be cooked straight away!Just when he thought he was about to eat a bowl of octopus egg noodles, the next moment, the bowl of egg noodles was miraculously empty, empty, empty.

... Not even a drop of soup left, empty.

And the octopus that had eaten and drunk was lying carelessly in the bowl. I don't know if it was Miao Miaomiao's illusion. He always felt that the part of the octopus's suspected belly seemed to be bigger and rounder.

Three black lines suddenly appeared on Miao Miaomiao's forehead, and the bowl of egg noodles he had ordered before could not be seen out of thin air.But what a ghost, this octopus still eats egg noodles?Although it is said that this octopus is not an earth species, the internal structure and digestive function should be completely different, but is it true that the alien octopus will not be acclimatized to the earth's food?

"The food you cook is delicious." A certain octopus lay in the bowl to eat for a while before realizing that it was necessary to give his owner some spiritual encouragement.

Miao Miaomiao chuckled, "It's okay..."

"But next time you can try another flavor." A certain octopus suggested seriously.

Miao Miaomiao rolled her eyes: "If you like to eat, eat it, if you don't eat it, you will lose it." After saying that, he put down the bowl containing the octopus heavily, turned around and started wandering around the old house.

Miao Miaomiao has never been back since graduating from the third year of high school. There are too many memories of him and his grandmother recorded in this old house, which makes him feel sad every time he thinks about it.

This old house has three rooms, a study room, a master bedroom, and a guest room. The study room was originally a utility room. Later, after Miao Miaomiao entered junior high school, her grandmother transformed the utility room into a study room, saying that Miao Miaomiao would let Miao Miaomiao live there. Study hard in the study, but Miao Miaomiao was very skinny when she was a child, and almost never stayed in it for more than 5 minutes.

Miao Miaomiao lives in the master bedroom, and his grandmother lives in the guest room. Needless to say, this is what his grandmother requested. Miao Miaomiao has always left him any good things from his grandmother since he was a child, whether it is food, clothing or other things. Yes, it's still the room I live in.

The master bedroom is large, with good feng shui, warm in winter and cool in summer. When Miao Miaomiao was young, she slept with her grandmother in the master bedroom. Later, when Miao Miaomiao grew up, it was difficult for her to sleep with adults, so her grandmother moved to the opposite guest room. , leaving the master bedroom to Miao Miaomiao.

Miao Miaomiao stood blankly at the door of the guest room for a long time before turning back to his room.

His room has not changed much from what he remembers, all old-fashioned wooden furniture, exuding an old-fashioned smell, the only thing that has a more contemporary flavor is the old-fashioned desktop computer in front of his bed, which is very important for later generations. For him, the cumbersome desktop computer that was eliminated N years ago was bought by grandma after saving a lot of money. At that time, he didn't understand that what is the use of this cumbersome big guy, it is better to buy some The food has been improved, but grandma patted his head and said, other people's children have them, and my family Miaomiao also has them.

Miao Miaomiao sat in front of the computer and turned it on.

The bulky desktop computer hummed and hummed, and it took several minutes to turn it on. In this day and age, this kind of desktop computer is still the mainstream after all, but for Miao Miaomiao, who is used to LCD computers, it is really uncomfortable. too used to it.

After finally turning on the phone, Miao Miaomiao saw that there was no internet.

Miao Miaomiao: "..."

But Miao Miaomiao quickly remembered that although his grandmother knew about the computer, she never knew what the computer was for. It was only when she saw other children clamoring for it that she gritted her teeth and gave it to her. Miaomiao also bought one back, and he didn’t get along well with his classmates since he was a child, and he basically didn’t have any friends around him, so naturally no one else would tell him the benefits of computers, so before graduating from high school, he always thought that The computer can only be used to play a few small games that come with the system, such as Solitaire, Spider, Solitaire, etc., so after playing a few times, he felt that it was boring, and he never touched this computer again.

Miao Miaomiao sighed, and was about to pull a network cable in a few days, but suddenly thought of a certain octopus.

He rubbed his chin. Since a certain octopus can connect to the earth's network from other planets, it's a piece of cake for him to connect to the network, right?

Thinking of this, Miao Miaomiao simply turned around to look for the octopus.

At this time, a certain octopus is lying on the sofa watching TV.

And instead of lying directly on the sofa, he put a basin on the sofa, which was filled with water, and then the whole octopus was soaked in the water, watching TV while taking a bath.

Miao Miaomiao was about to laugh angrily at the enjoyment of a certain octopus, but when he approached the octopus, he suddenly froze.

The octopus obviously didn't press the remote control, how could the TV change the channel by itself?

And why does the program on TV seem a little weird?

Listening to the voice coming from the TV and looking at the picture on the TV screen, Miao Miaomiao was stunned.

"Authentic good energy and authentic good cooking skills. Welcome to the [-]th Mecha Cooking Contest sponsored by the leading energy brand Anliji. This year's Mecha Cooking Contest has entered the final stage. Mecha Cooking Master brought us the final wonderful final, posting bullet screens to participate in the interaction and immediately get a [-]-star energy voucher from Anliji Energy Company, thank Anliji Energy Company for its strong support for this program..."

Miao Miaomiao turned her head to look at the TV screen, and saw four behemoths standing in a standing position, holding huge cauldrons, confronting each other, the situation was imminent, and just listening to an order, the four mechas opened fire very skillfully, hot pot ,pour oil……

...It turns out that it is really cooking.

Wait, even with the mechs on, you still need to cook vegetables manually?

And not only that, a lot of barrage actually flashed on the screen, most of which were cheering for someone, and there were barrage chatting about who is more handsome, and some people even chatted directly in the barrage area God.

XXX ah ah ah I want to give you a living mecha!

XXX, I want to let the whole world know that I have contracted the energy of the entire Anliji Company for you!

Does anyone know where the judges' hair is done? I also want to go upstairs, are you sure?I heard that people on their planet are born with explosive heads, probably because the gravity of different planets is different...

Miao Miaomiao was dumbfounded, and the next moment the TV automatically changed the channel, accompanied by a certain octopus talking to himself: "The current programs are getting uglier and uglier..."

In the next program, a man wearing a black cloak and holding a small stick in his hand said to the camera with a serious expression: "Today I'm going to teach you the Levitation Technique, first watch me demonstrate it..." Then He muttered a few words, waved the stick in his hand, and then his whole body slowly floated up, suspended in mid-air.

Miao Miaomiao's jaw almost fell to the ground, but a certain octopus muttered again: "What's so strange about this?" Just as the words fell, the TV channel changed again.

In the next program, an old man with white hair and white beard, white hair and a childlike face in an ancient costume robe is stroking his beard while holding a small porcelain bottle to advertise solemnly: "What to do if the root bone is not good, quickly use the Wanling Cleansing Marrow Pill! The Spirit Washing Marrow Pill can help you relax your tendons and wash your marrow, get rid of the dusty world, wash away the mortal marrow, replace it with a fairy bone, and get on the fairy road early..."

Miao Miaomiao's whole body is no longer good, and the mecha is fine, but what about the levitation technique and marrow washing pill?

This unscientific!