An Emergency Guide to Keeping Earth Peaceful

"Fill the hole!"

"Fill the hole!"

"Fill the hole!"

This octopus finally spoke the earth language fluently, and immediately turned into a bigger demon king, brainwashing cycle in Miao Miaomiao's ear over and over again.

When Miao Miaomiao saw that all the electrical appliances in the house were on fire, she felt like jumping off the building. She didn't care if the big octopus king urged him to change, so he just closed his eyes and lay straight on the floor and pretended to be dead...you know The electrical appliances in that room were all originally owned when he rented the house. Although many electrical appliances are not working well due to disrepair for a long time, if they are damaged, they will have to lose money. He can't even afford food now, so why? How about buying a new set if you have money to pay the landlord?

It is already so difficult for a person to live in this world, but there are still octopuses to hinder him. What is the point of his life?Forget it if you die, and you can save some resources for those who live meaningfully.

How righteous and awe-inspiring!

Miao Miaomiao was almost moved by himself.

But the plot of the electric current passing through his body in his imagination has not come for a long time, and he couldn't help opening a slit to look at the big octopus.

The big octopus had already floated in front of him, and was stretching out two tentacles to support its big head, with an expression of deep thought, even though its ugly and cute little face couldn't make any expression at all... See habits Miao Miaomiao thought this octopus was so ugly and cute.

...This octopus is too anthropomorphic, right?Is it really octopus essence? !

But don't octopuses live in the sea, so how does it follow the text?Are there computers in the sea?If the computer is zoomed into the sea, it will get flooded and be scrapped, right?No, is there a net in the ocean?

Alas, there was a white fox in ancient times who repaid his kindness. After the white fox was rescued, the white fox turned into a beautiful woman and begged for his kindness with her body. How could it be his turn to become an octopus, and the octopus still wants his life!

Miao Miaomiao felt that he must have failed to save the earth in his previous life.

"Then how can you fill in the hole?" Seeing Miao Miaomiao's appearance of killing and not filling the hole, the octopus had no choice but to take a step back and ask Miao Miaomiao in a discussing tone.

Miao Miaomiao looked at the big octopus floating in front of him, and felt that he had seen a ghost. He has been writing novels for so many years, let alone seeing any idiot fans, and even he was pointed out by readers who came to criticize him in the comment area of ​​the novel. No one jumped out to help him when he was cursing and scolding. Now, when he was about to close his pen and abandon the pit, why did a fan of his brain suddenly pop up?And this reader is actually not human!

What is the sense of sight when you come to the last level and see the final big boss with a "boom" when you are playing a game? !

"What do you want?" The octopus seemed to see that coercion would not work, so he wanted to change it to lure.

Miao Miaomiao looked up at the ugly and cute face of the octopus, lay on the ground and groaned twice, and asked in disbelief, "Could it be that you can conjure anything I want?"

Don't lie!There are so many novels and TV dramas, how can there be an octopus as the protagonist?With your cannon fodder looks waiting to be masturbated by the protagonist, how could you have such a powerful cheat!

Although he didn't believe how powerful this octopus could be at all, Miao Miaomiao couldn't help but fall into fantasy.

The thing he regrets the most in his life is that he didn't study hard in high school for three years, and after failing the college entrance examination, he didn't choose to continue studying or choose to go out to join the society. How many college students can't find a job after graduation. Think about who, who, and who, didn't go to college, didn't they mix so well, even if they don't go to college, they can still stand out!

Although Miao Miaomiao didn't really think that if he went to university, he would be able to become a CEO, marry Bai Fumei and reach the pinnacle of life, but occasionally when he was overwhelmed by life, he still couldn't help thinking, If he had been admitted to university, what would happen now?Will everything be different?

After thinking about it, Miao Miaomiao blurted out out of nowhere: "Unless you can make me reborn to my third year of high school."

After he finished speaking, he felt that he was a little ridiculous. Even if he hadn't read many books, he knew that it was impossible to go back in time... He was really stupid after reading too many novels.

Just when Miao Miaomiao was laughing at her whimsy, the octopus actually nodded: "Okay."

Miao Miaomiao froze for a moment.

"What did you just say? Say it again? I don't seem to hear clearly..."

However, the next moment, the octopus stretched out its tentacles and swiped in mid-air. The transparent tentacles began to flash with small blue-purple light spots. It was incomparable to the five-cent special effects in those domestic fantasy TV dramas. It was cool. It almost broke through the sky, and the next moment, a translucent "door" with blue-purple arcs appeared in front of Miao Miaomiao.

Miao Miaomiao was stunned all of a sudden, this is unscientific!

"This is the time gate," the octopus said solemnly. "On our planet α, only psychics whose mental power level has reached SSS level have enough mental power to open the time gate."

Miao Miaomiao was stunned, how could she still have such a setting of mental power? !Is this fantasy or science fiction? ! What the hell is Planet Alpha?Why don't you have some preliminaries? !

"Under normal circumstances, you can't open the time gate casually to jump in time. It may cause chaos in the order of time and space, so opening the time gate at will is an illegal act, and it may even constitute a crime if it is serious," the octopus sighed. The deputy said in your helpless tone, "But as the prince of Planet Alpha, I make an exception occasionally, and the Space-Time Administration should not meddle in their own business."

Miao Miaomiao: "..." What the hell is the prince of planet α supposed to be?It sounds like a bull fork!But is it really okay for the prince to talk about crimes so calmly? !

Seeing Miao Miaomiao's wide-eyed look of hell, Octopus continued: "I have already performed a time jump just now, which consumed a lot of mental power, so now I can barely maintain my mental state, and do it again." The time jump may be a little bit reluctant, and a little accident may happen, but since you asked for it, then I can only try my best."

No!Don't force it!Really don't have to force it!

Miao Miaomiao couldn't imagine what kind of accident would happen. People are always full of fear of the unknown. He was not afraid of starvation or electrocution, but he was afraid that he would not even know how he died.

But before Miao Miaomiao could weakly protest, he was dragged into the "door" by the octopus' tentacles.

Miao Miaomiao didn't even have time to scream, and instantly felt her mouth, ears, nose, and mouth were blocked by something, as if she had fallen into the sea, her vision was all distorted, and the voices she heard were all distorted up...

I want to suffocate...

Just when Miao Miaomiao thought she would die in such an inexplicable and aggrieved manner, a light suddenly lit up in front of her eyes.

There seemed to be warm sunlight falling around, making people's skin warm and making people just want to sleep.

Miao Miaomiao slowly opened her eyes, and the next moment, a snow-white ceiling came into view, the sky-blue curtains fluttered in the wind, and the sunlight came in through the wide-open glass windows.

He froze for a moment, sat up straight suddenly, and looked around.

He was lying on a wooden bed with a bamboo mat. There was a wooden wardrobe next to the bed, and a wooden table beside the wardrobe. This whole set of wooden furniture was obviously of some age, with an air of staleness. Looking at the old and old atmosphere, I looked at the old and yellowed poster on the wall next to it. It was the male protagonist in a TV series that was very popular more than ten years ago.

Familiar furniture, familiar furnishings, familiar everything...

Miao Miaomiao was a little confused.

Here, it's like his grandmother's house.

But after grandma passed away, he never came back again...

Miao Miaomiao turned over and got out of bed in a daze, and went to the full-length mirror in front of the closet to take a photo in disbelief.

In the mirror is a young man of about sixteen or seventeen, with a dazed look on his face just waking up, a head of naturally curly curly hair curled up everywhere, and a few lines are printed on his fair little face that has not been tanned by the wind and rain. There are red marks on the bamboo mat, and there is still a trace of glistening saliva at the corner of the mouth.

Miao Miaomiao was sobered up by fright, because the boy in the mirror——was him in high school.