An Emergency Guide to Keeping Earth Peaceful

Miao Miaomiao stared at the boy in the mirror for a full minute.

How long has it been since he has seen him so green and tender?

Look at the little face in the mirror, it looks white, snowy, tender and watery, and it rebounded when pinched a hole, Miao Miaomiao couldn't help pinching it with his hand, and accidentally applied too much force, which hurt him so much I couldn't help but let out a cry.

Touching the red face that was pinched by herself, Miao Miaomiao looked at herself in the mirror and giggled.

In the past, Miao Miaomiao's life could be regarded as having no worries about food and clothing. Although he was not spoiled, he hadn't done much heavy work since he was a child. Even though his father didn't love his mother or his mother, his grandmother loved him very much. They all tried different ways to get him delicious food, even when his grandmother passed away, Miao Miaomiao still couldn't cook by herself.

After her grandmother passed away, Miao Miaomiao lost her backbone all of a sudden, and all the burdens of life fell on him alone. Miao Miaomiao had to do everything by herself, support herself, feed herself, serve dishes, set up a stall, stick film and move Brick does everything, and in less than a few years, he has been tossed by the burden of life to the point where he looks like a teenager, so after graduating from high school, he didn't go to class reunions.

Miao Miaomiao suddenly thought of something, and quickly turned her head to look at the calendar hanging on the wall behind. That kind of old-fashioned calendar has to tear a page every day, so the first page is today's date... He glanced at it, and this day It was indeed the summer vacation before his third year of high school, during which his grandmother passed away.

...but it was too late. Looking at the date, it was already the second week after grandma passed away.

Miao Miaomiao couldn't accept it, he finally went back to the past, why did he miss it?

Although he knew that his grandmother had been kind all his life, she had no illness or pain in old age, and it was natural for him to go away, but he was still a little bit troubled, since they all came back, how could he not even see his grandmother for the last time?

Miao Miaomiao left the room and wandered around aimlessly in this old house. Since his parents divorced, he was taken over by his grandmother. His grandfather passed away before he was born, so he spent a long time as a child. The time is spent here, with his grandmother.

There are traces of grandma everywhere in this house, and every time Miao Miaomiao thinks about it, she feels uncomfortable all over, so after graduating from high school, he never came back.

But even if he became poor and couldn't even afford to eat, he never thought of renting out or selling this old house.

Just when Miao Miaomiao fell into the memory and couldn't extricate herself, a strange sound suddenly came from the toilet, which brought Miao Miaomiao back to reality.

Miao Miaomiao came back to her senses, quickly grabbed a broom from the balcony, and approached the toilet door cautiously.

...Why does this scene seem a bit familiar?

Miao Miaomiao finally understood when she came to the door of the toilet.

I saw that the faucet in the toilet was turning on, overflowing the washbasin, and was rushing out, and an octopus was lying dead in the middle of the washbasin.

However, compared to the first time I saw this octopus, now this octopus seems to have shrunk a lot. It was half a meter long with its arms and feet, but now it is only as big as a palm. It looks so petite and cute. Ugly and cute, and I don't know why, this octopus looks like a limp octopus, with limp arms and feet floating on the water.

Although Miao Miaomiao was still full of vigilance towards the octopus, but seeing its listless appearance, she couldn't help poking a small tentacle of the octopus. The octopus floated limply, and ignored Miao Miao. Miao's teasing.

"Why... how... have you become so young?" Miao Miaomiao thought to herself, could it be that the age of the octopus has also become smaller as he has become younger?But it’s not right. It is said that octopuses can generally live for three or four years. If this octopus is really regressing in age, it may be gone.

But for an octopus, anything is possible.

"Excessive consumption of mental power..." Octopus said lazily.

"So that's how it is." Miao Miaomiao understood. It turned out that the mental power mentioned by the octopus was not a random setting, but if the current situation of this octopus is really followed, it will lose weight once it consumes mental power. , then its size should have shrunk twice now... How big was its original size?

"Wait, then why do you stay in the water, do you alien octopuses also like to stay in the water?" After Miao Miaomiao finished speaking, she was stunned again, "No, the sea should be salt water , this is fresh water..." No wonder he always felt that something was wrong.

The little octopus was floating in the water, shaking its head: "I don't know, I feel that there is a substance in it that can replenish my mental power... But we don't have this kind of liquid on Planet Alpha."

"No?!" Miao Miaomiao was taken aback. "Without water, how do you octopuses live? Could it be that on that planet α, octopuses all live on land?"

The little octopus nodded, looked at Miao Miaomiao with peasy eyes, and showed doubts in his eyes: "We all live on land, there is no ocean at all... I read in your novel that there is an endless ocean on the earth." , I even checked your website, and found that the thing called the ocean actually occupies 70.00% of the area of ​​your planet, and the whole octopus felt a little bad for me."

Miao Miaomiao: "..."

Wait, this familiar sentence pattern seems to be his favorite to use in his novels. Although the original sentence is "I'm a little bit unwell"...but as an octopus, why don't you be so self-aware!

"Wait, how did you read the novels on Earth on your planet?" Miao Miaomiao was a little confused. Although the Internet is very developed now, it is not so developed that even alien friends can easily connect to it. Earth's network, right?Is the Internet's coverage so wide?He doesn't read much, don't lie to him.

"Connected with mental power," the little octopus blinked its black peas eyes, and raised a tentacle as he said, "As long as the mental power is strong enough, even primitive planets can be connected. I once I was bored and wandered around, and found that there was a network on a primitive planet, so I connected it out of curiosity... and then I read your novel."

Miao Miaomiao: "..."

Although he was not too surprised by the setting that the earth is a primitive planet, the setting that mental power can pass through several planets to connect to the network of other planets is too nonsense, it is simply awesome.

The amount of information is great!

"Wait, so you can read my novels for free?" Miao Miaomiao suddenly widened her eyes, and got some incredible information... Since this octopus has such amazing mental power, then of course it's free to read a novel It doesn't matter.

"... Do I need to pay for this?" Little Octopus was stunned, his tentacles froze, "I don't know, there is no such thing as novels on our planet α..."

Miao Miaomiao snorted unhappily. His readers were pitifully small, and he managed to get a fan who was still reading pirated QAQ...

The little octopus seemed to sense Miao Miaomiao's emotions, and lay dead for a while, pretending to be dead.

On the contrary, Miao Miaomiao calmed down after a while, and he poked the little octopus with his hand: "By the way, you said before that it's just your mental state, so you should have other entities?"

The baby octopus twisted its tentacles and said, "I don't have a stable physical state until adulthood."

"So you can change into any shape you want?" Miao Miaomiao suddenly became excited, "Come on, change me into my male god Wu Yanzu!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the little octopus floated out of the washbasin, fell to the ground, and then slowly changed.

Miao Miaomiao was very excited to witness the transformation of the octopus into a living person.

But the next moment, he was stunned.

The little octopus didn't turn into Wu Yanzu...and certainly didn't turn into Takeshi Kaneshiro.

But turned into a handsome guy.

The handsome guy in front of him had pale skin, but his black hair was very disheveled, showing a lazy air, and there was a tear mole under his slender and slightly raised phoenix eyes, and Miao Miaomiao was stunned.

The handsome guy that the little octopus turned into actually looks the same as the male protagonist in the novel he cheated on.

When Miao Miaomiao was writing novels, she had fantasized about the male protagonist's appearance, and the handsome guy in front of him was exactly the same as he had imagined, as if he had just walked out of his fantasy.

Especially the mole of tears, even the location is exactly the same.