An Emergency Guide to Keeping Earth Peaceful

As a hard-working third-rate street writer, there is still an alien reader. Thinking about it, I am a little excited...

...Fuck!

Normal people will obviously be scared to pee!

As a normal person, Miao Miaomiao had to work hard to restrain his expression after reacting, to prevent herself from showing timidity, and at the same time try to control herself from sitting on the floor with a bang on her butt.

He took a deep breath and picked up the bald broom pretending to be calm. He looked like he was facing an enemy. He tried his best to frown and stare, making a fierce expression, trying to make himself look confident. However, his trembling movements betrayed his inner restlessness.

"You, who are you? What do you want, think, want to do?!"

Miao Miaomiao originally wanted to question aggressively, but when he opened his mouth, his tone was like a capitalized coward, like a balloon that was punctured by a needle.

As soon as the words fell, Miao Miaomiao immediately wanted to give herself a big mouth!Can you be a little more cowardly?Can you still pretend to be ruthless? !

However, the cruel reality told him by slapping his face——

can!

Because the next moment, Miao Miaomiao watched helplessly as a wave of blue-purple lightning flashed from all over the octopus. Immediately afterwards, the socket in the kitchen burned out for no reason. All electrical appliances related to electricity were all burned out with a bang.

Seeing the little rice cooker that was bought at a big sale in the supermarket but hadn’t been used a few times was burnt black and black, and Miao Miaomiao, who was reluctant to buy even the five-yuan underpants on the floor, his heart was broken. dripping blood.

But after feeling distressed, seeing the octopus still floating in the air, Miao Miaomiao was so frightened that the bald broom in her hand fell off.

Help, this octopus can not only fly, it can also discharge electricity! ! !

Look at this situation... the bald broom is absolutely no match for this electric discharge octopus, right? !

Miao Miaomiao almost knelt down when her knees softened.

"Fill... the hole..."

After letting go, the octopus finally spoke, and its voice seemed to have the effect of zizzing electricity.

Miao Miaomiao's knees felt weak, but he didn't give in to the octopus immediately.kinky.Weixia...why?Because he only has one dollar and five dollars left on his body now, and if he continues to be a street writer, he can only wait to starve to death, being electrocuted is death, starving to death is death, thinking that he will die anyway, Miao Miaomiao is inexplicably stubborn up.

"No!"

At the moment of life and death, Miao Miaomiao uttered a word tragically with a sense of righteousness and awe in which a strong man goes to death.

Looking back on his short life of more than 20 years, it is simply a capitalized "hard work". His life seems to be either hard work or on the way to hard work. "One Life"... From birth, he was an existence that was not expected. After all, if it wasn't for his accidental birth, his parents would not forcefully marry under the persecution of both parents, but the twisted melon is not sweet, and the After a few years of short-lived marriage, the two people who don't have much relationship still choose to divorce and start their own families, and his unwanted child has become a burden to his parents, and no one wants it. In the end, it was his grandmother who pulled him up with shit and urine.

Miao Miaomiao has always felt that grandma is the only one who loves him in this world. His parents only treat him as an idiot and never give him the slightest attention or love. They never even send him to and from school. , It was his grandmother who hunched over and took him home, cooked for him every day, washed him, and put him to sleep.

When he was a child, he always wanted to buy a big house for his grandmother when he grew up, and buy a lot of good things, but before he grew up, his grandmother passed away. Miao Miaomiao, who was in the third year of high school at the time, was hit hard by the death of his grandmother. Without the intention to study hard, the college entrance examination is a mess, and if you fail to enter the university, you can only go out and mix in the society.

But after being out for so long, he went back more and more, and now he can’t even afford to eat, and the rent has been delayed for several months. If the landlord was not kind, he would have been taken with his luggage. kicked out.

The more Miao Miaomiao thought about it, the more aggrieved he became, and the more he thought about it, the more bitter he became. He thought, since living is so hard, why are you still alive? !

So Miao Miaomiao closed her eyes and lay down on the floor with her neck slumped: "Is there an update, I'm going to kill you! If you have the ability, you'll electrocute me to death!" He said these words with great righteousness.

Miao Miaomiao waited for a minute with her eyes closed, but nothing happened.

Waited another minute, still nothing happened.

Waited another minute, still nothing happened.

Miao Miaomiao finally couldn't hold back anymore, whether to electrocute me or not, can you tell me exactly?Hanging me up and down like this, why not just give me a knife!

So Miao Miaomiao quietly opened one eye, wanting to see what the situation was, and then he saw that octopus stretched out a tentacle very anthropomorphic and scratched its head. It seemed a little distressed. There are still cute... To be precise, they are ugly and ugly.

"Then...how...how...how...to...renew...new...?"

After struggling for a while, the octopus finally spoke.

Miao Miaomiao closed her eyes and shook her head: "No more! Uncle, we won't change!"

"If I don't update, I will destroy the earth!" The octopus was angry, and a wave of blue-purple electric sparks suddenly appeared between the tentacles.

Miao Miaomiao snorted, with the expression of a dead pig not afraid of boiling water: "I don't even care about my own life and death, do I still care about other people's lives? Tell you, according to the plot of ordinary novels, you, the second-rate The big devil who talks about destroying the earth can only be the villain BOSS forever, it is impossible to become the protagonist at all, if you really plan to destroy the earth, just wait for the protagonist to be roasted into small octopus balls in minutes!"

Speaking of octopus balls, Miao Miaomiao's stomach growled again, and he silently glanced at the live octopus in front of him, thinking silently, how could this octopus not be cooked by the electric shock it released?If the electricity is cooked... Thinking about it, he couldn't help swallowing a mouthful of saliva.

The octopus demon king seemed to feel the malice from the big foodie at this moment, and couldn't hold back a big wave of electricity under his whole body. All the electrical appliances in Miao Miaomiao's room were burned instantly.

Not only that, Miao Miaomiao also heard curses from several rooms next door: "Damn! Why did the power go out suddenly! Did the switch burn out?...Damn, why did my TV burn out?!"

Seeing the scorched blackness in the room, Miao Miaomiao felt a sudden blackness in front of her eyes... Now even if the octopus did not electrocute him, he would not be able to survive. Thinking of the landlord's kind face, Miao Miaomiao just wanted to hug him. He smashed into the wall with burnt-out electrical appliances all over the room and died in love!