An Emergency Guide to Keeping Earth Peaceful

After that, Miao Miaomiao and Xiao Jingyu went to set up a few more stalls. With Xiao Jingyu's movable human-shaped signboard, the few big bags of gadgets they wholesaled back were sold out quickly, and everything was sold out. Afterwards, Miao Miaomiao calculated the money she earned, and after excluding the cost, she made a net profit of several hundred.

Facing the first pot of gold in his life, Miao Miaomiao is very satisfied. Although the money is not much, he will continue to work hard to make money to support himself... er, and that octopus.

Speaking of which, he hasn't updated it for several days. Although he has saved a lot of manuscripts in the manuscript box in the backstage of the novel before, I don't know if there are enough manuscripts in the manuscript box, and whether he can persist until he buys them back. The day of the computer... But it's hard to think about it!

Although he has earned hundreds of dollars now, the money will continue to be invested as costs. Miao Miaomiao plans to go to the wholesale market again this weekend.

What should I buy this time?

While thinking about the problem, Miao Miaomiao walked into the living room, but was shocked when she entered the living room.

Because Xiao Jingyu was actually watching "Animal World". Of course, watching "Animal World" is not a strange thing, but the problem is that the two lions on the screen seem to be doing some discordant movements...

As for Xiao Jingyu, he looked seriously at the TV screen and at the two lions who were doing discordant movements.

"Spring is here, and it's time for small animals to mate..." Teacher Zhao Zhongxiang's kind voice came from the TV.

Miao Miaomiao felt a little bad all of a sudden, why did Xiao Jingyu watch such a scene with such relish and concentration!Although there are only two lions on the TV screen...but lions are animals just like octopuses!

The corner of Miao Miaomiao's mouth twitched: "Why are you watching this!"

Xiao Jingyu looked up at Miao Miaomiao, and then said thoughtfully: "It turns out that people on the earth also reproduce through this kind of mating behavior."

Miao Miaomiao: "A lion is totally different from a human, okay?"

... No, wait, what does "also" mean?

Is it the same for the octopus people?

Doesn't that mean...

etc!What the hell is he thinking again!

After being refuted, Xiao Jingyu nodded seriously: "Don't worry, I will study hard."

Miao Miaomiao: "Wait, what do you mean you will study hard? What are you studying?"

This doesn't make him feel at ease!

Instead, worry more!

Xiao Jingyu looked at him strangely, with an expression of "you still have to ask such a simple question": "Learn how to reproduce through mating behavior on earth."

Miao Miaomiao: "..."

He just knew it!He shouldn't have asked at all!

"Since you said before that you want me to be your partner, let me assume that the person you said is referring to me," Miao Miaomiao said with a slight twitch, "let me tell you some sad news... There is no way on earth that two people of the same gender can have children, and most importantly, I really don't like men!"

After finishing speaking, Miao Miaomiao waited quietly for 1 minute, but still did not wait for Xiao Jingyu's reply, only seeing Xiao Jingyu staring straight at the TV screen, Miao Miaomiao subconsciously looked up at the TV, Then the whole person fell into a trough.

Xiao Jingyu didn't know when he changed the channel. At this time, a classic Hong Kong same-sex movie was playing on the TV. Two handsome men were embracing each other and biting each other. Miao was stunned, and the next moment, the two men rolled onto the bed and rolled into a ball.

Miao Miaomiao watched silently for a while, and then he realized...

He found that he didn't seem to be disgusted at all.

Miao Miaomiao couldn't help but fell into deep thought——

As a straight man, he doesn't feel disgusted when he sees Jiwei. What does this mean?What does this mean?

Moreover, he found himself, unexpectedly, seemed to have a little feeling...

No, no!It can't go on like this!

Miao Miaomiao tried hard to straighten his morals, he quickly reached out to pick up the remote control on the table, and directly turned off the power of the TV.

When the screen went black, Xiao Jingyu, who was "studying" seriously, came back to his senses and looked at Miao Miaomiao with some doubts.

Miao Miaomiao tried to keep herself calm: "I'm going to cook, be good, sit still and wait for the meal to be served!" After speaking, he turned and went into the kitchen, hiding the remote control in his trouser pocket before leaving.

However, Miao Miaomiao forgot one key thing——

That is, Xiao Jingyu doesn't need a remote control at all.

After Miao Miaomiao left, Xiao Jingyu blinked his eyes, and then looked at the TV screen again. The next moment, the TV screen lit up again, but the volume was quietly turned to the minimum.

The one-minute-plus screen that was missed just now was also rewinded. Seeing the two men rolling into a ball on the screen, Xiao Jingyu's eyes gradually brightened, so it was so...

But what is that dark blue toothpaste-like thing that the man above is holding in his hand?And what's that little pink box?

Xiao Jingyu, who is very inquisitive, replayed the picture that flashed past that ordinary people might not notice at all, back and forth several times, and finally saw the words written on the two things clearly.

Then, Xiao Jingyu used his mental power to connect to the network on Earth, and silently searched for the purpose of these two things.

——Then, a door to a new world opened!

When Miao Miaomiao came out with two bowls of egg noodles, the TV screen went black again silently, while Xiao Jingyu sat obediently in front of the dining table, as if he had been motionless.

The living room was very quiet, and Miao Miaomiao felt that the atmosphere was a bit awkward, so she took out the remote control from her trouser pocket and changed to a channel that was broadcasting "The Domineering President Falls in Love with Me".

"It's 500 million! Leave my son!"

"No! I really love him!"

"Heh, do you think he really loves you? He's just trying to be fresh for a while!"

"No! I don't believe it! He said yesterday that he would take me to the Maldives to see the sea..."

After eating a few mouthfuls of noodles, Miao Miaomiao discovered a miraculous thing, that is, Xiao Jingyu, who used to be very serious every time he watched "The Domineering President Falls in Love with Me", actually didn't stare at the TV screen the whole time today , this night, Xiao Jingyu was either eating noodles with his head down, or looking up at him.

Miao Miaomiao asked curiously, "Why don't you watch TV anymore?"

Xiao Jingyu gave Miao Miaomiao the eggs in the bowl: "I don't think it's interesting now."

Miao Miaomiao: "..." Brother, your preferences have changed too quickly, right?

Obviously, a few days ago I was watching the TV with relish, but today I feel that the TV series is boring, be careful to let the domineering president cry for you!

However, Xiao Jingyu seemed to be doing the same thing before. He obviously got tired of things that he found interesting at first...

At this moment, the line from the TV series just now flashed in Miao Miaomiao's mind - "He is just looking for something new for a while".

For some reason, Miao Miaomiao suddenly felt that the eggs in the bowl didn't taste the same.

...What's the matter, is it because the eggs are not fresh tonight?

Throughout the night, Miao Miaomiao was inexplicably depressed until he came out of the bathroom after taking a shower. Then, he saw that the floor of the living room was piled up one after another, as high as a hill. , dark blue toothpaste-like... ky.

And, box after box, piled up as high as a hill, pink, purple, orange, yellow, red, colorful, condoms.

Miao Miaomiao: "...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Miao Miaomiao suddenly felt very bad!

Fuck!Where did ky and condoms come from? ! ! !And piled up all over the living room! ! !

... Is this the rhythm of the Ky star and the Condom star hand in hand to invade the earth? ! ! !