An Emergency Guide to Keeping Earth Peaceful

Miao Miaomiao struggled to escape from Xiao Jingyu's clutches, but every time his body moved forward, Xiao Jingyu would automatically and consciously move forward in his sleep.

Then Miao Miaomiao, who had already broken free a little bit, was hugged again by Xiao Jingyu. Not only that, but his waist was even buckled even tighter. Xiao Jingyu was like an eighth Claws cling to his waist tightly like a fish, and both hands get into his pajamas.

Miao Miaomiao: "!!!"

As a straight man, it's okay to be hugged and slept by a man of the same sex, but to be groped by someone early in the morning is really unbearable and unbearable!

Miao Miaomiao couldn't bear it anymore, and slapped Xiao Jingyu's hand around his waist away. After the crisp sound of "Pa!", Xiao Jingyu opened his eyes and looked at Miao Miaomiao blankly: " ???"

Miao Miaomiao finally managed to crawl out of Xiao Jingyu's arms. He looked at the alarm clock next to the bed, and it happened to be a few minutes before the time he set for getting up early and setting up a stall.

"I'm going to set up a stall, you can go to sleep." Miao Miaomiao began to take off her pajamas and change her school uniform. The action that she was used to at first seemed a bit awkward when she did it today... until Miao Miaomiao realized that it seemed that there were too many people in the room. For one person's sake.

Not only that, but the gaze stuck to the back seemed to have a scorching temperature.

Miao Miaomiao turned her head silently, only to see Xiao Jingyu staring at Guang Guang who had just taken off his pajamas and hadn't had time to put on his school uniform.bare.top half.body, his eyes seemed to be hot and warm, and there was a big bag on a certain part of the pajama pants because of the morning reaction that hadn't receded.

Miao Miaomiao was suddenly embarrassed, and her hands that were about to take off her pants stopped: "...you, turn your head away."

Xiao Jingyu looked bewildered: "Why?"

Miao Miaomiao: "See no evil!"

Xiao Jingyu frowned: "But you are my partner."

Miao Miaomiao: "I don't seem to agree... please don't talk to yourself!"

Finally, Xiao Jingyu reluctantly turned his head away, and Miao Miaomiao quickly took the opportunity to change into her school uniform.

After washing up, Miao Miaomiao packed up the things that were going to be sold at the stall today, and was about to go out when she saw Xiao Jingyu, who was fully dressed, standing at the door, as if she wanted to go out with him.

"What are you doing?" Miao Miaomiao froze for a moment.

Xiao Jingyu said as a matter of course: "I will go to set up a stall with you."

Miao Miaomiao instinctively wanted to refuse, but he turned around and thought about it. It seems that it is not bad to have more personal help and no salary?

So Miao Miaomiao's originally planned one-person stall model evolved into a two-person stall model.

Setting up a stall with Xiao Jingyu, in addition to adding an extra labor force, has another advantage, that is... to attract girls.

Xiao Jingyu didn't even need to do anything, as long as he stood in front of the stall, he immediately looked like a luminous movable human-shaped signboard, which immediately attracted a lot of attention.

Miao Miaomiao’s sales this morning have doubled compared to yesterday’s. Yesterday, he considered that it was his first day to set up a stall, so he might not be able to sell many things, so he packed a little less, and there were still half of the goods in the end. The rest, but today he packed it full, but emptied it directly, and he closed the stall earlier than yesterday.

Seeing another girl in primary school uniform blushing looking at Xiao Jingyu and then buying a few beautiful hair clips from their stall, the corners of Miao Miaomiao's mouth twitched... the little girls these days are really precocious ah.

Since the closing time was early that day, Miao Miaomiao looked at the time, then looked at the breakfast shop opposite which seemed to be doing well, and turned to Xiao Jingyu and said, "Let's go to the opposite side for breakfast." Yu, sold a lot of things, and even sold a few pretty but a bit expensive doll ornaments.

There were a lot of people in the morning. When Miao Miaomiao and Xiao Jingyu walked into the breakfast shop, it was almost full of elementary school students. Fortunately, someone just left after eating. Miao Miaomiao quickly took a seat and asked Xiao Jingyu what he would like to eat .

Xiao Jingyu said without thinking, "Egg noodles."

The corner of Miao Miaomiao's mouth twitched. He ate egg noodles every day at home, but it was rare for him to come out for breakfast. This guy actually wanted to eat egg noodles. How much Xiao Jingyu loves egg noodles!Didn't you think that he only knows how to make egg noodles before?

"……you sure?"

Xiao Jingyu nodded.

So Miao Miaomiao had no choice but to order a bowl of egg noodles and a bowl of noodle soup.

Miao Miaomiao looked around the breakfast shop while eating his bowl of soup and rice noodles, thinking that opening a breakfast shop seems to be quite profitable...but he doesn’t have that much money to open a breakfast shop now, so it’s better not to think about such a whimsical development. thing.

At this moment, a golden fried poached egg fell into Miao Miaomiao's bowl.

Miao Miaomiao was taken aback for a moment, then looked up and saw Xiao Jingyu's retracted chopsticks again.

Xiao Jingyu glanced at him with a serious face: "Eat."

Miao Miaomiao felt a little awkward, should he eat this poached egg?If he eats, will Xiao Jingyu misunderstand that he has accepted the setting that he is his partner?However, this is just a poached egg. Is it too hypocritical to refuse for this reason?

... In the end, Miao Miaomiao, who was defeated by the foodie attribute, silently ate the poached egg.

After finishing his bowl of noodle soup, Miao Miaomiao saw that Xiao Jingyu had also finished eating, so she raised her chin and asked him, "How does it taste?"

Xiao Jingyu said seriously: "It's not as delicious as your cooking."

The corners of Miao Miaomiao's mouth twitched, the ones made by others are obviously much more delicious than his ones, Xiao Jingyu's ability to open his eyes and tell nonsense must be at the full level!

But I have to admit, after hearing Xiao Jingyu's words, he was quite happy in his heart.

Since Xiao Jingyu's sudden confession last night... Well, it can barely be considered a confession, Xiao Jingyu has been very clingy to Miao Miaomiao all day long, and even followed Miao Miaomiao to the bathroom after class.

Well, now Miao Miaomiao finally fully understands that Xiao Jingyu's little chirp is not for decoration.

Because it can not only be hard, but also pee! 【Hello

Not only that, the water output is also particularly fierce!

And the size is not to be underestimated...

Just as Miao Miaomiao was about to take off his pants, Xiao Jingyu had already started to release water, and the water flowed continuously, with an astonishing momentum. Miao Miaomiao noticed that the boys standing on the left of Xiao Jingyu were all stunned. The movements are stiff.

The favorite thing among boys is to compare sizes, especially when peeing in the toilet, if there is someone you know next to them, they may give you a thunderbolt at every turn." A monkey steals a peach".

The two boys on Xiao Jingyu's right were taking off their pants to compare their size, but when Xiao Jingyu took off his pants, the two boys were stunned.

Fuck!this!This is even more hairy!

There is no way to compare!

Especially when Xiao Jingyu started to release the water, not only the momentum was amazing, but also very long-lasting!

It lasted until Miao Miaomiao came to his senses, Xiao Jingyu was not done yet.

With Xiao Jingyu's comparison, Miao Miaomiao hesitated when she took off her pants.

But in the end, he still couldn't resist the urge to urinate, took off his pants and started to pee.

After peeing on the bird shaker, Miao Miaomiao realized that Xiao Jingyu was looking at him straightly. He didn't know how long he had been looking at him like this. Miao Miaomiao suddenly felt uncomfortable, and quickly put on his pants. .

Xiao Jingyu's expression seemed a little disappointed.

Miao Miaomiao: "..."

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