An Emergency Guide to Keeping Earth Peaceful

After they were divided into two groups, Miao Miaomiao and Bai Yang got the rackets and found a court to play badminton.

Although Miao Miaomiao is not good at sports, he can still play badminton, but to his surprise, Bai Yang is not very good at playing badminton. Seeing that Bai Yang tried several times with the racket but failed to serve the ball, Miao Miaomiao can only be thankful They found a relatively remote venue, otherwise those girls who love Bai Yang would be so disappointed to see that their Prince Charming can't even serve the ball...

After all, Bai Yang seems to be omnipotent. A handsome man like him should be proficient in badminton, table tennis, basketball, football, and omnipotent. So when he knew that Bai Yang couldn't play badminton, Miao Miaomiao's My jaw almost dropped.

But he quickly picked up his chin, he felt that he seemed to understand why Bai Yang came to find him as a partner, probably because Bai Yang didn't want to lose face in front of other people.

Adolescent boy, why do you have such a strong self-esteem~ As someone who has been here, Miao Miaomiao couldn't help but look at Bai Yang with a bit of vicissitudes of life. direct flight outside the venue.

Miao Miaomiao: "..."

poplar:"……"

Bai Yang hesitated for a moment, and was about to pick up the ball, but Miao Miaomiao stopped him: "Let me do it."

With that said, Miao Miaomiao walked over, leaned forward slightly, straightened the racket and shook his wrist, then skillfully let the badminton fall onto the racket net, then returned to the place where he was originally standing, and served the ball.

Miao Miaomiao's serve was beautiful, and Bai Yang on the opposite side was ready to catch the ball with frightened eyes, but...he didn't catch it.

Watching the badminton pass over Bai Yang's racket in a parabola, and then land directly behind Bai Yang, the corner of Miao Miaomiao's mouth twitched. He couldn't even catch the ball. He couldn't imagine what kind of ball Bai Yang could catch. up.

There seemed to be a suspicious blush on Bai Yang's fair face, but it was fleeting. He was not discouraged, bent down to pick up the ball, and started to try a fancy serve again.

Miao Miaomiao got up too early in the morning and was already a little mentally exhausted, so she sighed and watched Bai Yang serve the ball.

When Bai Yang saw Miao Miaomiao yawning with tears in his eyes, his expression was a little ashamed and angry, but he didn't know what he thought of, so his eyes slowly eased.

Miao Miaomiao yawned a few times and turned to watch other people playing. Generally, boys of this age have played badminton more or less a few times, and most of them are pretty good at it. , Those who can fight also play decently, but most of the boys and girls in this age group are a bit shy, so their partners are basically male and female partners or male and female partners, very few male and female partners... except for Xiao Jingyu and others a girl.

Miao Miaomiao had a little impression of the girl who played badminton with Xiao Jingyu, because she was very cute, and many boys in the class seemed to have a good impression of her. Miao Miaomiao felt that if she was ten years younger , should also like this kind of pure and lovely girl, but his mental age is not that of an innocent high school student.

Miao Miaomiao could tell that this girl should have a good impression of Xiao Jingyu, because whether it was her eyes or her movements, only a blind person could not see that she liked Xiao Jingyu, watching her work hard for a long time Unable to serve the ball, Miao Miaomiao suddenly felt an indescribable feeling in her heart as she embarrassedly stuck out her tongue at Xiao Jingyu's cute face.

This feeling is very subtle.

Especially when he heard the discussion next to him...

"Ke Ai actually played badminton with that new classmate!"

"I heard that many girls in our class seem to like that little boy."

"How could Ke Ai fall in love with that little boy?!"

"That little white face still looks cold, and I don't know if he is playing hard to get."

"Ke Ai looks so cute, how could that little boy not like her, unless that little boy likes men!"

Miao Miaomiao: "..."

Miao Miaomiao silently turned her head to look, and sure enough, the person talking next to her was Mr. abc whom she had seen before.

These guys are really professional onlookers!

Miao Miaomiao just complained a few words in her heart, a badminton flew over from the opposite side, and hit his face straight, although the force was not too strong, it still made Miao Miaomiao's eyes go dark, and she didn't react for a long time .

When he realized it, he immediately covered his nose subconsciously. The bridge of his nose is not very straight, if it collapses, it will be disfigured!

But Bai Yang obviously misunderstood Miao Miaomiao's actions. When he saw Miao Miaomiao covering his nose with his hand, he quickly dropped his racket and ran over, stretching out his hand to see Miao Miaomiao's injury.

Miao Miaomiao rubbed the tip of her slightly red nose and shook her head: "It's fine."

Bai Yang frowned: "Why don't you take a rest first."

Miao Miaomiao is really not a big deal, but he is willing to be lazy if he can, especially when the opponent obviously can't play badminton. The physical education teacher left after arranging them into groups. Many girls who don't like to move They were already chatting and being lazy in groups of three or four, so even if the two of them were lazy for a while, it wouldn't stand out too much.

Finding a shaded place, Miao Miaomiao sat down. After Bai Yang put down their rackets, she disappeared, and Miao Miaomiao looked around again.

Then his eyes fell on Xiao Jingyu again.

The girl named Ke Ai tried hard for a long time but still couldn't serve the ball, her expression gradually became a little embarrassed, but Xiao Jingyu who stood opposite her was still indifferent, just watching her clumsy movements with a blank expression.

... Isn't this too sympathetic?

Miao Miaomiao laughed in her heart, if it was another boy, she would have actively approached and said "Let me teach you", then held the girl's hand from behind and taught her to serve, and she would be able to win the girl in minutes up!

But Xiao Jingyu was not only indifferent, his expression gradually became a little impatient.

Such a person, even if he is handsome, is destined to live a lonely life!

Just when Miao Miaomiao was gloating, a bottle of ice water was stuck to his face, Miao Miaomiao was startled, turned around and saw Bai Yang holding a bottle of ice mineral water in one hand, At this moment, he was sticking one of the bottles to his face. The mineral water was cold, obviously just taken out of the refrigerator.

There is a canteen in the school, but the canteen is quite far away from the playground. Bai Yang obviously ran back and forth. At this time, his forehead was dripping with sweat, and he was panting a bit.

Miao Miaomiao was stunned for a moment and said thank you.

Unscrewed the mineral water and took a sip, the cold liquid flowed into the throat, dispelling the heat all over the body, it was very comfortable, Miao Miaomiao felt a little inexplicable in her heart while enjoying the coolness... Why did Bai Yang suddenly show affection to him?Didn't he just confess his love to Bai Yang before? Although he didn't know how Bai Yang responded to him, he definitely didn't agree.

Doesn't Bai Yang know what it means to avoid suspicion?Didn't he notice that the people around him looked at them strangely?

Miao Miaomiao has a thick skin, he doesn't care what the people around him think of him, but doesn't Bai Yang care about those probing eyes?

However, Bai Yang, a victim, doesn't care about the eyes of the people around him, and it's not easy for him to ask Bai Yang to go away. Miao Miaomiao thinks that he is just a mother, why care about others, he can just take care of himself... At most one more Xiao Jingyu would be added.

Just as Miao Miaomiao was thinking about this, Bai Yang sat down beside him. He also unscrewed the mineral water and took a sip with his neck raised. His neck was long and fair, and his throat rolled slightly, showing the vitality of a young man.

After drinking the water, Bai Yang glanced at Miao Miaomiao, and suddenly said, "I saw you this morning."

Miao Miaomiao: "...Huh?"

this morning?

Bai Yang looked at him and said, "I saw you setting up a stall this morning."

Miao Miaomiao: "So?"

Which road did Bai Yang go to school?However, this does not seem surprising.

Bai Yang glanced at him and shook his head: "It's nothing."

Miao Miaomiao was a little baffled, but when he finished looking at Bai Yang's expression, he suddenly realized something. Basically, all the students in the class knew that his grandmother had just passed away. When he comes out to set up a stall to sell things, he must feel that it is because he is too difficult to live happily now, so he comes out to set up a stall to make a living.

So, is Bai Yang sympathizing with him?

Miao Miaomiao imagined that for a boy of this age, it was the time when his self-esteem was the strongest. If another boy set up a stall, he would definitely feel ashamed. He used to set up a stall in front of a high school When I was young, I met an uncle whose son was studying in that high school.The uncle went out early and came back late every day and worked hard to make money by setting up a stall, but every time his son passed by his stall after school, he would pretend not to know him, because he felt ashamed.

Of course, if Miao Miaomiao was really a high school student in his heart, he might not be willing to go out and set up a stall. After all, he still had a lot of self-esteem in high school, and he would rather serve dishes than set up a stall... Miao Miaomiao would not have gone to set up a stall if she hadn't been forced to.

But now Miao Miaomiao has experienced many battles, so what about setting up a stall, he relies on his own hands to eat, and meeting acquaintances is nothing. Street too!

So Miao Miaomiao was very calm, unscrewed the mineral water and took a sip, but he didn't know that his expression fell into Bai Yang's eyes, as if he had been misunderstood again.

Seeing Miao Miaomiao's indifferent expression, Bai Yang pursed his lips, as if he wanted to say something, but he didn't say anything in the end.

After school, Miao Miaomiao was still hesitating whether to go home with Xiao Jingyu, but when he turned his head to look at Xiao Jingyu, Xiao Jingyu frowned and avoided his sight. Under Miaomiao's gaze, she turned and left the classroom.

Miao Miaomiao: "..."

Is this guy still angry?

Although Miao Miaomiao has a thick skin, he can't bear to be scorned like this all the time, and he doesn't feel that he has done something wrong. Could it be that he is wrong because he has no time to make breakfast because of setting up a stall?But if he doesn't set up a stall to make money, how can he support him and Xiao Jingyu?On the contrary, Xiao Jingyu got angry because he didn't make breakfast, he must be too narrow-minded!

Miao Miaomiao snorted, turned around and left alone.

After returning home, Miao Miaomiao found that Xiao Jingyu didn't sit in the bathtub to take a bath today, but sat on the sofa watching TV neatly dressed, with a blank expression on his face.

Miao Miaomiao glanced at him, put down her big schoolbag, and was ready to go to the kitchen to make egg noodles.

He originally thought that Xiao Jingyu would ignore him, but when he turned to go to the kitchen, he heard a sentence from behind: "...Is that Bai Yang the type of partner you like?"

Miao Miaomiao: "..."

...Wait, did he hear something weird?

What is the type of partner he likes? !

poplar? !

Miao Miaomiao immediately looked at Xiao Jingyu with a sour expression on her face: "The type of partner I like? Bai Yang? Bai Yang is a man...a man!" Does he look like a gay?Where does he look like a gay?Why does the whole world think he is gay?

Xiao Jingyu frowned: "Is there any problem with the man?"

Miao Miaomiao: "...do you think it's okay if your future partner is a man?"

Under Miao Miaomiao's shocked gaze, Xiao Jingyu nodded seriously, and asked Miao Miaomiao in a strange way: "Isn't this normal? How can you be a partner if you have different genders?"

Miao Miaomiao: ...This is very abnormal!What is gender difference and how to be a partner!How do people of different genders have children?

Miao Miaomiao looked shocked: "Could it be that on your planet, men are with men, and women are with women?!"

Xiao Jingyu nodded seriously, and then asked strangely: "Don't you?"

Miao Miaomiao: "...Of course not!"

Miao Miaomiao couldn't laugh or cry at once, no wonder Xiao Jingyu didn't move at all when he saw Ke Ai obviously liking him, it turned out that girls were not in the range of mate selection in his concept!

This is probably the difference between the planets, right?Miao Miaomiao also didn’t want to ask Xiao Jingyu how the people on their planet multiplied. Anyway, asking him would crush his IQ... By the way, the physiological structure of aliens and the earth should be different, maybe Xiao Jingyu People on the planet can undergo mitosis or self-reproduction.

...So Xiao Jingyu is really a gay octopus? !

Miao Miaomiao suddenly felt a little bit pained, but soon he was relieved, even if Xiao Jingyu likes men, it is impossible for a man to like it, just like heterosexuality, not all girls like it, he was nervous ?

But, at the next moment——

Xiao Jingyu frowned and said, "So you don't like him? What about me?"

Miao Miaomiao: "..."

Fuck?This is what God unfolds! ! !

The development of this plot is too sudden!

It must be the wrong way for him to open the script!

The corner of Miao Miaomiao's mouth twitched: "Why do you ask that suddenly?"

Xiao Jingyu looked at him steadfastly, without speaking, as if he would not stop until he heard his answer.

Miao Miaomiao said bravely, "You, it's okay." Would it be too hurtful to just say that you don't like it?But if you like it... there is always a feeling of chrysanthemums cooling down?

After Xiao Jingyu heard Miao Miaomiao's words, his originally tense expression immediately relaxed, his eyes sparkled, and he seemed a little happy.

Just when Miao Miaomiao thought it was over, Xiao Jingyu pursed his lips and asked him nervously, "Then shall we be partners?"

Miao Miaomiao: "...Pfft!"

Fuck?This is what God unfolds! ! !

The development of this plot is too sudden!

It must be the wrong way for him to open the script! x2

Miao Miaomiao took a sip of water to calm down, then calmly asked Xiao Jingyu: "Did you take the wrong medicine?"

Xiao Jingyu asked a little strangely: "I'm not sick, why do I need to take medicine?"

Miao Miaomiao: "...you are sick! And very sick! Take the medicine quickly! Don't give up the treatment!"

Xiao Jingyu frowned and took medicine: "I'm not sick, I don't need medicine, let alone treatment."

The corners of Miao Miaomiao's mouth couldn't help twitching: "Why are you talking nonsense when you're not sick? You can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense. Maybe your customs are different from those on Earth, but on Earth You can't say that kind of thing casually." Could it be that his understanding of "partner" is different from Xiao Jingyu's understanding?

Could it be that "partner" in Xiao Jingyu's place actually means something else?Such as friends, partners, brothers, gay friends and the like?

Xiao Jingyu said solemnly: "It's not casual, I'm serious."

Of course, Miao Miaomiao couldn't take Xiao Jingyu's words seriously. He just felt that the brain circuit of this octopus was probably different from that of people on Earth, so he just laughed a few times and said, "I'm going to eat egg noodles first." gone."

Hearing the three words "egg noodles", Xiao Jingyu's stomach growled suddenly, he blushed a little, and then nodded.

Miao Miaomiao was also starving to death, turned around and went into the kitchen to start laying egg noodles, but did not know that behind him, Xiao Jingyu was already looking at him with the eyes of his future partner.

In the kitchen, Miao Miaomiao skillfully beat eggs and boiled noodles, Miao Miaomiao suddenly remembered what Xiao Jingyu said to him just now... Future partner?

An octopus... an alien who offered to be his future mate?

Miao Miaomiao smiled and shook her head.

After cooking the noodles, Miao Miaomiao took two bowls of noodles out of the living room, one for him, one for Xiao Jingyu, and a poached egg for each person.

Miao Miaomiao loves poached eggs the most, so he ate the poached eggs first when he touched his chopsticks. When he finished eating the poached eggs and was thinking about it, a poached egg fell into his bowl.

Miao Miaomiao was stunned for a moment, looked up and saw Xiao Jingyu looking at him seriously, seeing Miao Miaomiao looking up at him, Xiao Jingyu looked away a little awkwardly: "Eat."

Miao Miaomiao was a little terrified at once, Xiao Jingyu, didn't he always grab food from other people's bowls, and now he actually puts vegetables in other people's bowls!And it was the only poached egg in a bowl of egg noodles!

"...Why did you bring me food?"

After Miao Miaomiao was surprised, she was a little flattered again.

Xiao Jingyu paused, and explained a little awkwardly: "You are my partner, isn't that what you should do?"

Miao Miaomiao: "..."

Is this guy serious? !

Fuck?This is what God unfolds! ! !

The development of this plot is too sudden!

It must be the wrong way for him to open the script! x3

But Miao Miaomiao quickly thought of a question, that is, Xiao Jingyu seems to be an underage kid, right?Although he looks like an adult on the outside, he may not be sure how old he is, and his behavior is so childish.

You really can't take the words of a little kid seriously, but in the heart of this kind of little kid, it's good for a person to serve someone with food, right?

So Miao Miaomiao smiled at Xiao Jingyu: "Thank you."

Xiao Jingyu paused for a moment, turned his head away, and blushed unexpectedly.

Because there is no computer, Miao Miaomiao is lying on the bed reading a book after taking a bath. At about ten o'clock, Miao Miaomiao is going to bed, because he needs to get up early to set up a stall tomorrow morning, but when Miao Miaomiao is going to turn off the lights and go to sleep At that moment, there was a knock on the door of the room.

Miao Miaomiao opened the door and saw Xiao Jingyu, who had just taken a shower, was standing at the door. He was wearing the cartoon pajamas that Miao Miaomiao had bought back during a supermarket sale, with Crayon Shin-chan printed on it. His big head portrait, his hair was dripping with water, and Crayon Shin-chan's face was dripping wet.

Seeing Xiao Jingyu wearing Crayon Shin-chan pajamas with no expression on his face, Miao Miaomiao was mesmerized by the contrast for three seconds. After realizing it, he asked Xiao Jingyu strangely: "It's so late, what else do you have?" What? Don't you sleep?"

Xiao Jingyu nodded: "Well, go to bed." After speaking, he walked into Miao Miaomiao's room on his own.

Miao Miaomiao: "...Wait, why are you sleeping in my room?" Although his house has a guest room, doesn't Xiao Jingyu always like to sleep in the bathtub in the living room?

Xiao Jingyu looked at him seriously: "You are my partner, shouldn't we sleep together?"

Miao Miaomiao almost choked on her own saliva, Xiao Jingyu was talking nonsense in a serious manner again!

Fuck?This is what God unfolds! ! !

The development of this plot is too sudden!

It must be the wrong way for him to open the script! x4

"Wait, you said that we are partners...I don't seem to have agreed yet? So you should go back to your own place and go to sleep." Miao Miaomiao raised her eyebrows.

Xiao Jingyu looked at him and said seriously: "But you will agree sooner or later...so what does it matter?"

Miao Miaomiao: "Wait, you are too narcissistic!"

What do you mean he will agree sooner or later?Leaving aside the species gap between humans and octopuses, does he really look that gay?And humans and octopuses...will be reproductively isolated, right?

Wait, no, since he is gay, it seems that he doesn't have to think about having children.

...Wait, it's even more wrong, why on earth would he think of such distant things as boys and girls? !

During the minute when Miao Miaomiao was distracted, Xiao Jingyu had already walked to Miao Miaomiao's bed automatically, stretched his two slender legs, and lay down.

Miao Miaomiao: "..."

After Xiao Jingyu lay down, he frowned, as if he was not used to sleeping on the bed, but he turned over and slept on the outer edge of the bed, then reached out and patted the inside of the bed: "It's late, come to sleep Bar."

The corner of Miao Miaomiao's mouth twitched, the broken jar fell, let's sleep together, just use it as an extra pillow on the bed.

Anyway, it is estimated that this octopus can't do anything to him... Do octopuses have chirps?Moreover, after Xiao Jingyu became a human, can Xiao Ji really use it?

Wait, what is he thinking!Stop it!Can't go any further!

However, the more Miao Miaomiao wanted to control herself not to think about it, the more her eyes couldn't help but glance at Xiao Jingyu's belly... It seemed that he had never seen Xiao Jingyu go to the toilet, so that thing really Is it for decoration?

...Wait, what the hell is he thinking about!

Miao Miaomiao quickly grabbed the grass-mud horse running wild in her mind, silently climbed into the inner side of the bed, and lay down too.

Xiao Jingyu's breathing was steady and long, and Miao Miaomiao was a little uneasy at first, because he had never slept with anyone else since elementary school, and he had only slept with his grandmother before.

But listening to Xiao Jingyu's steady breathing next to him, Miao Miaomiao's mood gradually calmed down. In addition, he got up early this morning to set up a stall, and he was extremely tired all day long. Soon, Miao Miaomiao Then I felt drowsiness welling up, and my eyelids became heavier and heavier.

Because she was tired and sleepy, Miao Miaomiao fell asleep within a while.

This should have been a dreamless night, but Miao Miaomiao fell asleep and had a very strange dream...

In the dream, Miao Miaomiao dreamed of an azure ocean, above which shone with tiny mottled stars, beautiful and dreamy.

Miao Miaomiao dreamed that he was a cloud, falling lightly from the sky and falling into the dreamy ocean, he kept falling, kept falling, and fell into the deepest part of the ocean...

Then it was caught by a huge octopus.

The octopus firmly grasped him with its eight thick tentacles with suction cups, and bound him tightly in its arms like a bundle. His whole body was tightly wrapped, as if he was about to As if out of breath.

In the dream, Miao Miaomiao was thinking dizzily with her entangled and oxygen-deprived brain, as if something was wrong...why is there such a big octopus?Why are octopuses so big?

Then, the next moment, a tentacle with a suction cup reached into his clothes and slid back and forth on his smooth skin.

Before Miao Miaomiao could react, another tentacle squeezed between his legs and rubbed against his inner thigh twice.

Miao Miaomiao's hair was about to explode, he struggled to wake up from the dream, and slowly opened his eyes.

...it turned out to be just a dream.

Miao Miaomiao let out a long sigh of relief, turned over and was about to get up, but the moment she lowered her head, she saw a slender arm across his waist, not only hugging his waist tightly, but also dying Deadly.

It was only then that Miao Miaomiao realized that Xiao Jingyu was encircling him in his arms. Xiao Jingyu put one arm under him, one arm on his waist, and another leg squeezed into his chest. between his legs, so now his whole body is like being firmly bound by an octopus... No wonder he has that kind of dream!

Just when Miao Miaomiao was about to break free from Xiao Jingyu's hands and crawl out, he suddenly froze because he found that besides his waist being hugged by Xiao Jingyu, even his buttocks were covered by something hard. on top.

Suddenly, ten thousand muddy horses galloped past Miao Miaomiao's heart.

Fuck, although as a man he knows exactly what that thing is!But the feeling of getting up early in the morning and being pestered by that thing is too exciting!

Especially when the person behind it seems to have a little bit of unruly meaning towards him!

Miao Miaomiao instantly felt the coolness of the chrysanthemum.

Especially when Xiao Jingyu's warm breath sprayed on his neck, the hairs all over his body exploded.

Silently feeling the hardness and heat on his buttocks, the corner of Miao Miaomiao's mouth twitched, well, at least he knew the answer to his doubts last night, it seems that Xiao Jingyu's little chirp was not a display...

But now he doesn't want to know the answer to this question at all!

It must be the way he got up this morning!