An Emergency Guide to Keeping Earth Peaceful

Miao Miaomiao: "..."

Xiao Jingyu: "..."

Miao Miaomiao: "..."

Xiao Jingyu: "..."

Miao Miaomiao: "...Aren't you going to explain it?"

Xiao Jingyu: "Explain what?"

Miao Miaomiao: "Like these ky and condoms?"

Xiao Jingyu: "I just bought it at the Interstellar Mall."

The corners of Miao Miaomiao's mouth twitched slightly: "Why did you buy it?"

Xiao Jingyu: "I just checked, and it turns out that you need to use so many things when mating..."

The corners of Miao Miaomiao's mouth twitched wildly: "Do you need it now?"

Xiao Jingyu looked at Miao Miaomiao seriously.

Miao Miaomiao took a step back silently: "...Why are you looking at me? I won't use these things with you!"

Xiao Jingyu: "Maybe in the future..."

"There is no such future!"

Looking at the ky and the condom as high as a hill in the room, Miao Miaomiao originally wanted Xiao Jingyu to return the product or throw it away, but at this moment, a thought came to her mind.

These ky and condoms seem to be relatively well-known brands. If they are sold, someone will buy them, right?

But it seems too strange for a high school student to sell this kind of thing... Wait!

Miao Miaomiao suddenly looked up at Xiao Jingyu with burning eyes.

Xiao Jingyu looked blank: "?"

Miao Miaomiao rubbed her chin: "You can pinch your face as you like... you can change into other people's appearance, you can become whatever you want?"

Xiao Jingyu nodded.

Miao Miaomiao: "Squeeze Wu Yanzu and take a look."

Xiao Jingyu silently searched for Daniel Wu's appearance, and then pinched his own face into that of Daniel Wu under Miao Miaomiao's gaze.

Miao Miaomiao: "Wow! It really looks like it! Then pinch Takeshi Kaneshiro to see."

Xiao Jingyu silently pinched Takeshi Kaneshiro again.

Miao Miaomiao chuckled, with Xiao Jingyu, is this pile of things still worrying about not being able to sell?

"Well, pinch your eyes like Wu Yanzu, pinch your nose like Kaneshiro Takeshi, and your chin... umm..."

Under the command of Miao Miaomiao, Xiao Jingyu turned into a mature handsome guy in his 30s who combined the characteristics of all major stars, and then put on a handsome suit, not to mention selling ky and condoms, maybe selling mobile phones Some people paid for it on the spot.

Xiao Jingyu actually refused in his heart when he first knew that Miao Miaomiao wanted him to sell ky and condoms, but after being threatened by Miao Miaomiao that he could not sleep together at night, Xiao Jingyu still nodded and agreed.

"Just sell things, don't let people get rich, you can sell a little color when necessary... But if someone wants to go somewhere with you, don't agree, understand?"

"Remember, you are just selling things. If a girl wants to hook you up, you must not agree, uh... not even men, no matter if they are men or women!"

After giving instructions, Miao Miaomiao suddenly felt that something was wrong?What kind of fuss is he trying to make with his food-protecting tone?

Xiao Jingyu gave Miao Miaomiao a half-smile.

Miao Miaomiao: "...what are you looking at!"

Xiao Jingyu: "Look at you."

Miao Miaomiao: "...how do I look good?"

Xiao Jingyu: "Everywhere is beautiful."

Miao Miaomiao: "..."

Unable to refute.

After Xiao Jingyu went out, Miao Miaomiao lay down on the bed and started reading. Recently, he set up a stall while reading, and he was also studying hard in his spare time, so now he has basically read all the textbooks in junior high school. Finally got some ground.

The weekly exam is coming up soon. Although Miao Miaomiao knows that with his current knowledge, he will definitely not be able to get good grades in the exam, but he thinks at least he can't let his grades be too ugly... After all, compared to those few in his class who never A person who works hard and only wants to pass the third year of high school has really worked hard. If he is worse than them in the exam, is it justified?

...at least to win Xiao Pang!

After Miao Miaomiao read the book for a short time, Xiao Jingyu came back.

Miao Miaomiao was a little surprised: "Why so fast? Everything is sold out?"

Xiao Jingyu, who had pinched his face back to the way it was before, nodded: "It's sold out."

Miao Miaomiao was shocked, there were hundreds of things in that pile!Xiao Jingyu has only been there for less than an hour, right? !

Xiao Jingyu calmly told Miao Miaomiao that he found a sex toy store, and then directly packed and sold those few boxes to the boss.

Miao Miaomiao: Why didn't he think of this simple and rude method?

...It must be because too many brain cells have been consumed recently.

Holding a large stack of Grandpa Mao handed over by Xiao Jingyu, Miao Miaomiao silently counted the money... Damn it!Selling ky and condoms is simply huge profits!

Buying a computer is a matter of minutes!

... So why did he work so hard to make money by setting up stalls early in the morning and late in the evening? !

Well, if you have enough money, go buy a computer after the exam.

If you buy a computer, you can continue to write novels. Those dreams that were not fulfilled in the past may be realized one by one now...

But of course, the most important thing now is to deal with the weekly exam.

After Miao Miaomiao collected the money, she calmed down and continued to read books seriously.

After Xiao Jingyu took a shower, he moved up to Miao Miaomiao, lying on Miao Miaomiao's bed, and read a book with him.

After a while, Xiao Jingyu looked at the profile of Miao Miaomiao's serious reading, and poked Miao Miaomiao's cheek with his hand.

Miao Miaomiao reached out and opened Xiao Jingyu's hand, and continued to read the book seriously.

Xiao Jingyu calmed down for a while, then stretched out his hand to touch Miao Miaomiao's face...and then Miao Miaomiao slapped her open again.

Xiao Jingyu calmed down for a while, then stretched out his hand to pinch the back of Miao Miaomiao's neck.

Miao Miaomiao rolled her eyes: "Don't make trouble, I want to read carefully."

Xiao Jingyu tilted his head in doubt: "Why?"

Miao Miaomiao turned a page of the book: "What is the reason? If you don't read the book carefully, how can you get a good grade? How can you get a good university if you don't get a good grade?... But you probably don't understand this feeling, right? .”

Xiao Jingyu was really bewildered.

Miao Miaomiao suddenly thought of something, turned her head and asked Xiao Jingyu: "Hey, let me ask you, do you have any black technology products, such as memory bread?"

In his heart, Xiao Jingyu's function is similar to that of Doraemon's blue fat man, who has a dimensional space bag, which contains all kinds of magical high-tech products.

Xiao Jingyu: "...What is memory bread?"

Miao Miaomiao stretched out her hand and gestured: "It's a kind of bread. If you put the bread on the book, you can print the knowledge in the book on the bread. If a person eats the memory bread, you can remember all the knowledge. Living."

After finishing speaking, he himself laughed first. Only children believe that Doraemon really exists, right?He is so old, how can he still believe in those children's things?How could there be memory bread in this world?

...It's impossible to think about it.

At this moment, Xiao Jingyu suddenly said: "Yes."

Miao Miaomiao: "I said it was impossible... Wait, what did you just say?"

Xiao Jingyu looked at Miao Miaomiao: "Yes, but there is no memory bread, only memory chips."

Miao Miaomiao looked puzzled: "Memory chip?"

Xiao Jingyu nodded: "The chip loaded with knowledge, after being implanted in the brain, you can have the knowledge on the chip."

Miao Miaomiao: "Damn it! Is there really such a powerful black technology?!"

Xiao Jingyu hummed: "Do you want it?"

Of course Miao Miaomiao wants it. He has never liked studying since he was a child. The item he wants most in Doraemon comics is the memory bread. With the memory bread, he no longer has to work hard. Eating the book and endorsing it.

But things like memory chips... Although they sound very high-end and elegant, Miao Miaomiao feels a headache at the thought of implanting them in the brain.

Miao Miaomiao thought for a while, then shook her head: "Forget it, I'll study hard by myself."

Xiao Jingyu glanced at him: "Don't you need a memory chip?"

Miao Miaomiao: "It hurts to think about implanting it in the brain..."

Xiao Jingyu said seriously: "The memory chip is very small, it doesn't hurt at all."

Miao Miaomiao: "Even if it doesn't hurt, it still feels weird... Wait, you don't have this memory chip installed in your brain, do you?"

Xiao Jingyu shook his head: "No, I don't need it. The stronger the mental power, the greater the degree of brain development and the stronger the memory."

Miao Miaomiao: "...Wait, are you cornering the corner and saying that you are smart? Hehe, why don't I feel that at all."

Xiao Jingyu: "Probably like the saying on earth, people who are in love will become stupid?"

Miao Miaomiao: "I've been pregnant for three years!

Xiao Jingyu thought about it seriously, and then looked at Miao Miaomiao suspiciously: "But didn't you say before that men can't conceive?"

Miao Miaomiao fell headfirst on the pillow.

After a while, he got up again: "Okay, you really don't tease me anymore, I want to read the book seriously!"

After Xiao Jingyu settled down for a while...

Then, she silently put her hand on Miao Miaomiao's waist.

Miao Miaomiao: ... on the verge of going crazy