An Emergency Guide to Keeping Earth Peaceful

After school, Miao Miaomiao has been wandering around a bit afraid to go home, he doesn't know if Xiao Jingyu has recovered to normal, what if Xiao Jingyu pounces on him and strangles him to death as soon as he enters the door?

It's a pity that he doesn't have a mobile phone yet, otherwise he really wants to go online to Baidu to find out how to deal with schizophrenic patients, and he is also a schizophrenic alien.

After hesitating for a long time, Miao Miaomiao, who didn't want to sleep on the street or under the overpass, returned to the door of his house. He stood at the door looking around for a long time, then carefully took out the key, and opened the door tremblingly.

Just as Miao Miaomiao was holding her breath and waiting quietly... nothing happened next.

Miao Miaomiao was stunned for a long time, then pushed open the door, only to see that there was still a bathtub in the middle of the living room, and a naked one.The handsome man is lying in the bath and taking a leisurely bath. From time to time, he buries his face in the water, spits out bubbles, and then stretches out his fingers to pop the bubbles one by one... It looks so childish that you can't look straight at it .

Fuck, who is this guy? !

He only went to school for one day, and Xiao Jingyu actually split into another personality?

But the next moment, the opening song of a certain TV series came from the TV. Xiao Jingyu, who had buried his face in the water blowing bubbles, suddenly sat up straight, looked at the TV seriously, and sat very upright.

It appears that this item is original.

Recently, Xiao Jingyu abandoned the shopping advertisements, and threw himself into the arms of those bloody soap operas. Every time Miao Miaomiao passed the living room, he could see various soap operas playing on the TV. The one that appeared most often was the future actor Lan Xiao Jingyu watched "The Domineering President Falls in Love with Me" starring Tianzhu very seriously every time, and even shed a few tears when he saw the cruel place.

The first time I saw Xiao Jingyu crying, Miao Miaomiao's expression was terrified, but after the second, third, and fourth times...Miao Miaomiao calmed down, ah, a foreigner with low tears Starman, how stupid!

So seeing Xiao Jingyu, who loves soap operas again, Miao Miaomiao breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that his life will not be in danger for the time being.

but……

The most afraid of everything but.

The next moment, Miao Miaomiao squinted her eyes and stood in front of the TV. At this time, the opening song had just finished playing, and Lan Tianzhu's handsome face had appeared for less than three seconds. Xiao Jingyu was a little anxious and stretched out Stretch your head.

Miao Miaomiao moved in the direction where Xiao Jingyu stretched his head, and Xiao Jingyu frowned immediately: "What are you doing?"

Miao Miaomiao crossed her arms, looked at Xiao Jingyu, and said slowly: "Aren't you going to explain what happened this morning?" He still has a faint red pinch mark on his neck now!

Xiao Jingyu's expression suddenly felt a little uncomfortable, he lowered his head and pursed his lips.

"What's going on with you this morning?" Miao Miaomiao thought of Xiao Jingyu's expression in the morning and was still a little terrified. He is a commoner, and the most murderous person he has ever seen in his life is only a pig butcher in the vegetable market. Xiao Jingyu's expression this morning was much more murderous than that old pig butcher's, and turned into hostility.

Xiao Jingyu was silent for a long time, then frowned and said: "I drank an unknown liquid last night..."

Miao Miaomiao: "...that's wine."

"I drank an unknown liquid last night," Xiao Jingyu glanced at Miao Miaomiao, frowned and continued, "I fell into a strange state."

Miao Miaomiao: "That's because you're drunk."

Xiao Jingyu frowned and continued: "The brain is a little unconscious, and the body can't control it. It may be that my state has caused my other mental body to be on alert, so he temporarily took over the control of the body...he is stronger than me. A little fierce."

Miao Miaomiao: "That's a little bit? A little bit more and what you see now is my dead body."

and many more……

Miao Miaomiao suddenly realized: "Your other spiritual body? What the hell? What do you mean?"

Xiao Jingyu glanced at Miao Miaomiao, and said calmly: "Because my mental power was too strong when I was born, I couldn't bear such a strong mental power when I was young, so I split into two mental bodies, but we still We are one, we share one existence, and we have a fixed entity in adulthood, and we are still one person.”

"Usually I am in control of my body, and he will only come out when I fall into an unconscious state," Xiao Jingyu continued, "He is usually in a deep sleep, but he will know everything I have experienced. , I will also know what he has experienced."

Speaking of this, Xiao Jingyu quietly glanced at Miao Miaomiao's neck, and frowned: "Actually, he's usually not that aggressive, and I don't know why he..."

The amount of information is too large, Miao Miaomiao is a little confused, but based on what he knows, he thinks that Xiao Jingyu's situation should be similar to a dual personality. There is a master personality and a vice personality. Controlling the body, the sub-personality occasionally uses soy sauce... Fuck, I didn't expect this guy to have a split personality.

"Wait, do you usually communicate with each other?" Miao Miaomiao frowned and asked Xiao Jingyu. Although Xiao Jingyu's two "personalities" can see each other's experiences, what they see with their eyes and what they think in their hearts is different. It's different, even Xiao Jingyu himself doesn't know what his other "personality" is thinking... Isn't this very dangerous?

"Sometimes." Xiao Jingyu nodded, "He doesn't like to come out usually, I will tell him some interesting things, such as your novels, shopping advertisements, TV series..."

Miao Miaomiao's thoughts suddenly turned a corner: "Then does he also read my novels?"

Xiao Jingyu blinked his black and white eyes, and said honestly: "He said it was boring."

Miao Miaomiao: "..." He and that guy really didn't get along!

After understanding everything, Miao Miaomiao finally breathed a sigh of relief. Although Xiao Jingyu's other spiritual body is a timed bomb, as long as he doesn't detonate it, there shouldn't be any problems—first of all, absolutely You can't drink to Xiao Jingyu!

Thinking of this, Miao Miaomiao squinted her eyes and said, "Don't drink a drop of wine from now on!"

Xiao Jingyu frowned and said, "That unknown liquid doesn't taste good at all, it's bitter and astringent... Woo! My TV series!"

Only then did Miao Miaomiao remember that he was still standing in front of the TV, so she reluctantly moved to the side, Lan Tianzhu's handsome face covered by his butt appeared again, Xiao Jingyu's expression suddenly became incomparable serious.

Miao Miaomiao silently glanced at Xiao Jingyu's serious expression while watching the TV, and suddenly felt a little bit in her heart: Damn, this guy must be a gay, right?

Could this be a male octopus that likes male octopuses?

I always feel like something is weird...