An Emergency Guide to Keeping Earth Peaceful

Miao Miaomiao got up early the next day, before dawn, and after a quick wash, he was carrying a big backpack, ready to go out to set up a stall.

Before Miao Miaomiao went out, Xiao Jingyu, who was sleeping soundly in the jacuzzi, suddenly woke up. He had obviously regarded the jacuzzi as his den, and stayed in it almost all day long, which made Miao Miaomiao often worried that Xiao Jingyu would fall asleep in the middle of the night and suddenly plunge into the water and drown herself... But the joke of an octopus drowning itself in the bathtub doesn't sound funny at all.

But Xiao Jingyu is now a human body, so soaking in water all day long, won't his skin really get wrinkled and swollen?

Miao Miaomiao silently glanced at the skin on Xiao Jingyu's body, but was almost blinded by Xiao Jingyu's tender and smooth skin like white tofu, well, let alone wrinkled, Xiao Jingyu Jingyu's skin looked smooth enough to skate on.

"Where are you going?" Xiao Jingyu frowned when he saw Miao Miaomiao preparing to go out just after waking up, and there was no familiar egg noodles on the dinner table.

Miao Miaomiao was in a hurry, so she bent over to put on her shoes and said without raising her head, "I'm going to set up a stall to sell these things. If I don't have time, I won't make breakfast. You can buy some breakfast yourself when you go out. Money I put it on the table."

Xiao Jingyu frowned: "...I want to go too."

Miao Miaomiao rolled her eyes: "I'm in a hurry, and it will be too late when you get dressed, be good, take the money to buy breakfast later, and update when I earn enough money to buy a computer By the way, didn't you remind me before?"

Hearing the word update, Xiao Jingyu let out a reluctant "Oh".

Miao Miaomiao quickly put on her shoes and went out with a big backpack on her back. Xiao Jingyu looked at his leaving back with a heavy expression.

It was still dark at this time, Miao Miaomiao rode on the second-hand bicycle he bought yesterday and set off.

While pedaling the bicycle, Miao Miaomiao was a little puzzled, why did he feel that Xiao Jingyu seemed to be clinging to him more and more recently?

Could it be that Xiao Jingyu's fledgling plot broke out?

...After all, he was the first person Xiao Jingyu saw after he came to Earth.

Miao Miaomiao thought about the problem for a while, and soon came to his destination. This is an elementary school. The reason why Miao Miaomiao chose this place was not only that there was an elementary school here, but also because there was a school opposite this elementary school. The bus station, and this road is also a must-pass for a nearby junior high school and a vocational school. There are a lot of students, especially young girls, passing by this road.

But the most important thing is that this elementary school is not far from his school, and it only takes 5 minutes if you ride a bicycle fast, so you don't have to worry about being late, and you can set up a stall for him to buy more time.

Miao Miaomiao is quite self-aware. Such a good place with well-developed transportation, high flow of people, and close to the school has always been a "battlefield" for all kinds of hawkers. There must be a lot of hawkers in this area. , and most of them are fixed. If people come here to set up stalls at the same time every day, it is definitely impossible for him to grab other people's positions.

Although it is said that this kind of itinerant hawker is definitely not subject to any legal protection, and whoever can snatch it is the one who owns it, but they have been here for so many years, and he, a newcomer, suddenly snatches someone else's position, which will definitely cause trouble To be straightforward, there might be a big fight on the spot. If things get serious, no one will be able to please him, and even if the person who was robbed by him does nothing on the surface, he will do something to him secretly. Tripper, what can he do as a poor and poor student?

In order to avoid these situations, Miao Miaomiao was careful when choosing a place to set up a stall. Instead of picking places with good geographical location and many people passing by, he chose the farthest and most remote place, and then picked up the place from the big backpack. He took out a few newspapers from his pocket and spread them out, then took out the items in the backpack one by one, and arranged them carefully.

Then Miao Miaomiao sat cross-legged on a piece of newspaper, biting the fritters she bought just now, while waiting for the little guests to come to her door.

Although the location of the place he chose is a bit poor, and there may not be as many people passing by as in other places, but he doesn't have to worry about who will compete with him for the position. Of course, there is a reason why he dared to set up a stall in such a "remote" place. reason.

Most of the stalls near this elementary school are selling snacks, such as spicy strips, crispy rice and other snacks worth [-] cents, as well as those egg pancakes, sesame seed pancakes, fried skewers, etc., and a few sell toys. They are also common street toys such as toy water guns and yo-yos, so his gadgets are relatively new and should be more attractive.

As the sky gradually turned white, pedestrians gradually began to appear on the quiet streets that had no people at first. Children in primary school uniforms came to school with big schoolbags on their backs. The breakfast shops on the street gradually became lively. Many parents In a hurry to go to work, I gave the money to the children to buy their own breakfast, so the breakfast shops near here are very popular.There are also many children around the food stalls on the roadside. Compared with the serious breakfasts such as porridge, noodles, and noodles, children of this age still prefer fried skewers on the street. fried food.

Miao Miaomiao's small stall was very inconspicuous, coupled with the remote location, few people came over at first, and no one cared about it. Miao Miaomiao was not discouraged, and continued to eat fried dough sticks. He took the fried dough sticks while eating A textbook looked up.

In order to catch up with other people's learning progress, he decided to read every minute and every second. The book he is reading now is the junior high school math textbook he dug out before going to bed last night. His books are well preserved by his grandmother. Every subject was carefully classified, from elementary school to high school, without omission. Seeing that his junior high school math textbook was as clean as a new book, Miao Miaomiao blushed a little.

In fact, he has not been the kind of student who studies hard since he was a child, but he is a little smart, so even if he didn't take classes seriously before, he could still cope with it by hugging his feet before the exam, but I don't know if he was too unsatisfied to put those smart It was all spent, and after high school, his little cleverness stopped working, and his grades began to plummet.

Miao Miaomiao read the book for a while, and after a while, a business came to her door.

A little boy came up to him curiously, and found that there was a sticker of a popular cartoon on his stall, and he excitedly called his little friends to come and have a look. Several little boys of about the same size came together After coming over, he hurriedly turned over the things on Miao Miaomiao's booth, and finally found a bunch of "treasures" on Miao Miaomiao's booth.

Boys of any age have a certain degree of heroism, so when they see something related to their favorite cartoon characters, they will naturally be extremely excited. Soon, these children became Miao Miao. Miao Miao's first batch of customers probably didn't have much pocket money. They scraped together a few dollars from one dollar to another, and then bought a few stickers on Miao Miaomiao's booth.

Miao Miaomiao quickly tore off the stickers, took out a few candies from her pocket, gave one to each of the children, and told them it was a small gift, and the children immediately opened their mouths. I left happily.

In fact, these candies are Miao Miaomiao’s plan to replace the change in consideration of the possibility that there may be cases where the change cannot be found. This method can also make some money invisibly. Many supermarkets do this. After all, adults don’t care about the few cents. money, but children are greedy, and they are happier when candy is exchanged for money.

However, Miao Miaomiao was also a little cautious about treating candy as a small gift, because the candy he bought had a special packaging and taste, which is not very common. These children will probably be everywhere when they bring stickers and candy into the classroom. To show off, other children may not like these stickers, but they might be attracted by these candies. The rare expressions of those children when they saw this kind of candies just now gave him a lot of confidence. Advertise yourself.

Touching her chin, Miao Miaomiao decided to buy more of this candy next time.