An Emergency Guide to Keeping Earth Peaceful

During the first class in the morning, Miao Miaomiao kept thinking about Xiao Jingyu and was a little out of control. It was not until he heard the teacher on the podium that the exam was coming this weekend that Miao Miaomiao suddenly came back to his senses Come.

A thunderbolt on a sunny day!

It hit the head!

He actually forgot that the third year of high school is the legendary hell mode. In addition to the piles of homework and homework and homework, round after round of weekly exams, monthly exams, midterm exams, final exams, one model, two models, three models, and various mock exams The basic test can really break people down... Even Miao Miaomiao, a former scumbag, feels a little terrified when he recalls the shadow that once enveloped him.

And now, he was going to be shrouded in this shadow again.

In fact, not only Miao Miaomiao, but also the students around when they heard the teacher said that they would take the exam, they all sighed, because the exam was held once a week. Although there was no ranking, they were under a lot of pressure!

But of course, Miao Miaomiao is the one with the most pressure among this group of people. Compared with the students around him who have more or less entered the college entrance examination preparation mode, not only is he not in the mood at all, he doesn't have much awareness of the upcoming college entrance examination. The bad thing is that his background is not good, not to mention the freshman who just entered high school, maybe he doesn't even have the level of a junior high school student.

Even if Miao Miaomiao had worked hard, after so many years, he would have forgotten all the knowledge no matter how firmly he remembered it. What's more, he didn't work hard when he was studying, and he basically depended on the exams.

Miao Miaomiao knew that he was to blame for these things, and after silently complaining for a while, he didn't dare to be distracted anymore. He honestly gritted his teeth and began to attend the class. Even though he couldn't understand, he tried his best to take some notes, and prepared to wait for the teacher after class. Go over and ask.

After class, other students either go to the toilet or go to the corridor to blow the air, or just lie down and sleep. Only a few students who are particularly studious will ask the teacher some more in-depth questions, but this is exactly what Miao Miaomiao wants. , if too many people get together to ask questions, I'm afraid he won't be able to turn to class.

Finally it was Miao Miaomiao's turn. The teacher saw that it was Miao Miaomiao, and was a little surprised, but his expression was not too obvious, and there was a little relief in his eyes—the kind of relief that sees the prodigal son turn back—until Miao Miaomiao Miaomiao asked a question.

As soon as Miao Miaomiao opened her mouth, the corners of the teacher's mouth twitched. Obviously, she didn't expect that someone would ask such a basic question, and she said seriously that she didn't understand.

The corner of the teacher's mouth twitched, such a basic question, as long as you listen carefully to the class, you can understand it... But for the sake of "the prodigal son turns back", he still patiently explained it again.

Seeing Miao Miaomiao's expression, I really don't understand, the teacher tried hard to give an easy-to-understand example, this time Miao Miaomiao finally understood a little bit, and before the teacher let loose, Miao Miaomiao smiled and asked again A more "basic" question than the previous one.

The teacher almost lost his temper. Isn't this telling him bluntly that this guy didn't listen to the class?However, Miao Miaomiao's expression was very sincere, and the look in his eyes didn't seem to be playing tricks, so he patiently said it again.

So after every class, Miao Miaomiao would have the cheek to ask the teacher all kinds of special basic questions. Although not every teacher has a good temper like the first teacher, there is a teacher with a straight temper. First, he criticized Miao Miaomiao for not listening in class, and then he started to give Miao Miaomiao a lecture.

Asking these "basic" questions will not only be criticized by the teacher, but sometimes some students will cast a strange glance at Miao Miaomiao after hearing it. Generally, those who dare to ask questions after class are good students, and how can good students ask such mentally retarded questions? The problem?Really blind positive.

Fortunately, Miao Miaomiao is very thick-skinned. If it was someone else with a thinner skin, let alone being criticized by the teacher for not listening to the class, the strange eyes of the students around him would be unbearable.

Miao Miaomiao worked so hard, forced herself to listen carefully in class, and went up to the teacher cheeky to ask questions after class. At the end of the day, the way his deskmate looked at him changed a little.

But no matter how hard Miao Miaomiao works, it is impossible to catch up with the progress of other students overnight. After all, the poor high school knowledge in his mind has been wasted for so many years, and it is not ordinary difficult to pick it up again, let alone this day. When he came down, he found that what he needed to pick up was far more than high school stuff. His basic knowledge structure was not perfect. A house is built on a solid foundation, regardless of whether the house is strong or not, the foundation may collapse one day.

It was originally a shabby project, but one day the foundation would collapse again, what kind of house would he build?

Fortunately, Miao Miaomiao's textbooks from elementary school to high school were packed by his grandmother and kept at home. He didn't understand that those books were useless, why they didn't sell them, but his grandmother was reluctant to sell them, so those Books are always at home.

Thinking of grandma, Miao Miaomiao's eyes dimmed a little, but he quickly cheered up again. Since the books were still there, he had to read all the previous books after he went back, at least he wouldn't be like a headless chicken like he is now Flying blindly.

It is worth mentioning that Xiao Pang still did not come today.

And Xiao Jingyu didn't come, but apart from Miao Miaomiao, no one else seemed to notice Xiao Jingyu's absence, even the teacher on the podium turned a blind eye to Xiao Jingyu's empty seat.

Miao Miaomiao was a little puzzled, could it be that Xiao Jingyu asked for leave?But looking at Xiao Jingyu's appearance in the morning, he doesn't seem like a good boy who would obediently call the teacher to ask for leave.

But Miao Miaomiao quickly diverted his attention, because he ran to ask the teacher questions after several classes, and he didn't have time to go to the toilet at all. When the get out of class was over again, he finally couldn't hold back the surging desire to urinate. Xiao ran to the toilet.

The men's toilet in their school has cubicles and urinals, but when Miao Miaomiao went to the toilet, the urinals were occupied and only the cubicle was vacant, so he had to turn around and enter the cubicle.

As soon as she took off her pants, Miao Miaomiao heard a conversation from the urinal outside, the voice was a little familiar.

I seem to have heard it somewhere.

"Why hasn't Xiao Pang come for a few days?"

"You don't know, Xiao Pang seems to have asked for more than a week's leave."

"He asks for leave? Why does he ask for leave?"

"Shh, don't tell me, I heard from my brother, and you all know that my brother always hangs out with Xiao Pang and the others... Listen to my brother, Xiao Pang was beaten a few days ago!"

As soon as Miao Miaomiao heard the name Xiao Pang, Miao Miaomiao reflexively felt a little bit pained, because he was punched by Xiao Pang...he was still in pain.

"He was beaten? Didn't he fight every day, and he was beaten one day?"

"Feng Shui turns around, but when I asked my brother who that person was, my brother didn't tell me if he died, so he must have been frightened."

"Your brother was not beaten?"

"That's not true. That person seems to only target Xiao Pang. I heard that Xiao Pang was beaten so badly that his nose was bruised and his face was swollen. Several ribs were broken."

"Hahahaha he has today too!"

After Miao Miaomiao finished urinating, she pushed open the door and walked out. The boys were gloating and urinating at the same time. When Miao Miaomiao came out, they immediately swallowed the ridicule that had already reached their lips. Even the urine is crooked.

The surroundings were suddenly quiet, Miao Miaomiao looked up at those people, and found that it was the ABC gentlemen who were gossiping before, so she smiled at them friendly, sincerely.

Those boys paused for a moment, and hurriedly stretched out their hands to cover Haw in embarrassment. After covering for a while, they suddenly realized that something was wrong. It seemed that the back was more dangerous, so they quickly stretched out their hands to cover the back.

Miao Miaomiao was speechless for a while, high school students these days...know a lot.

But even if he likes boys, will he like these little kids who don't even have full hair?Although he looks like a high school student, his heart is not.

What's more, even if he really wanted to like little boys, he had to be at least at the level of Xiao Jingyu and Bai Yang. He was also an honorary member of the Appearance Association!

The corners of Miao Miaomiao's mouth twitched, but her eyes deliberately glanced in front of those boys, and those boys quickly stretched out their hands in front of them to cover their chirping.

After all this fuss, when Miao Miaomiao walked out of the men's room, the boys finally breathed a sigh of relief, but when they lowered their heads, they found that their shoes were wet with urine.

Miao Miaomiao returned to the classroom with a refreshed face, and began to study seriously again.

He lowered his head, held the pen, and wrote math problems while chanting, frowning from time to time, pinching his fingers to calculate, and drawing on the draft paper for a long time with the pen from time to time. Finally, after struggling for a long time, he tightened the His tight brows finally relaxed. As if he had realized something, he immediately picked up the pen with great momentum, and wrote the word "Xie" as if he was writing.

Then there is no more then.

Attracted by Miao Miaomiao's flamboyant expression, Yan Jingnan, who couldn't help watching for a long time, almost fell headlong on the table. He thought that this guy had really understood something after listening to the class carefully all day, and his feelings were quarreling for a long time Still can only write a "solution", it is hopeless!

Yan Jingnan felt like he was going to cry because of the idiot next to him.

Seeing Miao Miaomiao frowning tightly, his face seemed to be in a hard fight again, Yan Jingnan finally couldn't bear it anymore, he couldn't help but said: "This question is very simple, just draw two lines. Just an auxiliary line..."

After Yan Jingnan Balabala finished his topic, he saw Miao Miaomiao looking at him eagerly. There seemed to be admiration and admiration in those small eyes. Who doesn't like to be admired?Even though he only explained a very simple topic, Yan Jingnan couldn't help but feel a little flustered.

"Understand?"

Miao Miaomiao was very moved but said honestly: "...No."

Yan Jingnan: "..."

It was the first time that Yan Jingnan took the initiative to give a topic to someone. At this time, he was full of frustration.

Miao Miaomiao seemed to realize that she was too stupid, coughed twice quickly, and found a step for the two of them at the same time: "Just now you spoke a little fast, I didn't fully understand, you speak slowly?"

Yan Jingnan adjusted his glasses, took a look at Miao Miaomiao, and then spoke again slowly. This time he spoke very slowly and seriously. Seeing Miao Miaomiao's confused expression, he quickly slowed down. He repeated what he said just now.

This time Miao Miaomiao finally understood, and he suddenly realized that it was so!

In fact, Miao Miaomiao originally wanted to ask Yan Jingnan to ask questions. Although he would go to the teacher after these few classes, no matter how good the teacher is and how much he knows, he still has a little deviation from the students in thinking about problems, so he asked It is often easier for teachers to ask questions than to ask classmates.

However, although Miao Miaomiao has a thick skin, he also knows that he asked the teacher to ask questions and the teacher answered him because of his obligation, but it is not the same reason for him to ask his classmates to ask questions.He asked his classmates to ask questions, and they answered him out of kindness, but it was normal for them not to answer him. After all, we were just classmates, and to a certain extent, they were still in competition, and no one had the obligation to help the other.

Thinking of this, Miao Miaomiao found that Yan Jingnan was really a worthwhile friend [although this was just his one-sided idea...

Miao Miaomiao looked at Yan Jingnan, and suddenly found that this guy was quite pleasing to the eye, with delicate eyebrows, straight nose bridge, pleasing facial features, tall and thin, just a pair of oversized black-rimmed glasses and not taken care of properly. His thick bangs made him look like a nerd, and at first glance, people only noticed his bangs and glasses.

Miao Miaomiao said sincerely: "I suddenly realized that you are quite handsome..."

Hearing this, Yan Jingnan adjusted his glasses, hesitated for a moment, and said, "Well, I don't like men..."

Miao Miaomiao: "..."

Could it be that his gay image is so rooted!deep!Tee!solid!? ! ! !