An Emergency Guide to Keeping Earth Peaceful

Miao Miaomiao and Xiao Jingyu have been together for so many days, and have seen Xiao Jingyu's various eyes, but even when Xiao Jingyu threatened to destroy the earth, he never showed such eyes.

Not a trace of emotion, not a trace of waves, so calm, so cold.

That look made Miao Miaomiao feel like a light was on his back, as if countless needles were poking his back.

It was just a look, and Miao Miaomiao froze in place immediately.

If eyes can kill, Miao Miaomiao feels that he may have died several times by now. After living for more than 20 years, it is the first time he has experienced what it feels like to have murderous eyes...

Looking at the eyes of the person in front of him, Miao Miaomiao felt that the hairs all over his body were about to stand on end. A strong sense of crisis made him subconsciously take a few steps back, and the next moment, he didn't even have time to see the person in front of him clearly. With such a movement, he was suddenly dragged down on the sofa. The wooden sofa and the impact caused his back to hurt, and then a hand grabbed his neck.

The five fingers of that hand are slender but powerful. The owner of the hand has no expression on his face and his eyes are indifferent. The strength of his hand is only slightly clenched, but it makes people feel chills in the bottom of his heart, as if he will be strangled to death in the next moment.

Miao Miaomiao's neck was pinched like this, he was so frightened that he didn't even dare to swallow his saliva, he could only look helplessly at the man who pinched him, hoping to soften this cruel man with his innocent and simple eyes, and arouse the fear in front of him. The heart of compassion in this person.

However, this is obviously of no use.

No matter how innocent, innocent, and pitiful Miao Miaomiao's eyes were, that hand was still pinching his neck tightly, and the strength gradually became stronger and stronger. The bigger he got, the more intimate the contact posture, Miao Miaomiao gradually became out of breath, he seemed to feel that the air in his brain was getting less and less, and the whole person was like a fish short of water.

Miao Miaomiao wondered in a daze, is he going to hang up?It's hard for him to start his life again. Is he going to die in such an inexplicable manner today?What branch line did he go wrong, and why did he play such an inexplicable badending?Could it be that the director sent him the wrong script at the beginning, so now he has to get the lunch in advance?

Miao Miaomiao seems to have seen a line of bloody [Victory and defeat are commonplace in military affairs, please start again, heroes]...

Just when he started to roll his eyes, thinking that he was going to report to the Palace of the King of Hell in the next moment, that hand suddenly loosened by itself.

The original heavy strength on the neck was suddenly withdrawn, and a large swath of fresh air rushed over. Miao Miaomiao collapsed on the sofa gasping for breath, her mind went blank.

After a long time, he slowly came back to his senses, staring blankly at the familiar ceiling above his head, still a little unbelievable in his heart, what the hell, he didn't die?He's not dead yet... It scared him to death, he thought he was going to die just now.

Miao Miaomiao believed that she was right. The look in the eyes of the person just now told him that the other person really wanted to kill him.

...I just don't know why, I didn't stick to it until the end.

Panting heavily, Miao Miaomiao climbed up, and stared at the person who looked exactly like Xiao Jingyu with vigilant eyes. Although that person had killed him just now, it seemed like nothing had happened at this moment. Same, sat back to the position he had sat just now, with his expression just now, maintaining his previous posture, his hands were naturally placed on his knees, and his fingertips were naturally drooping. It didn't look like a pair of hands that could kill, but The fact is that those hands were trying to kill just now.

Taking a closer look, although that person looks exactly like Xiao Jingyu, with extremely similar eyebrows and eyes, but his temperament is far from that of Xiao Jingyu. It is obviously more foreign, more cold, and more disliked by Miao Miaomiao.

"...Who are you?" Miao Miaomiao asked cautiously.

Who is this person who looks exactly like Xiao Jingyu?Could it be Xiao Jingyu's elder brother or younger brother or some miscellaneous relative who came to Earth to catch the little prince who ran away?But wait... When Xiao Jingyu squeezed his face, didn't he follow the hero in his writing?Could it be that Xiao Jingyu's relatives are also fans of his readers?

Miao Miaomiao couldn't help becoming self-indulgent. One reader is his fan, and the reader's whole family is also his fan... But wait, if you are his fan, why do you want to kill him? he?Could it be that the way Xiao Jingyu's family expresses their love is "I will kill you if I love you"?

This way of expressing love is so terrifying, he really can't bear it!

... So next, should he run away?Or run away?

While Miao Miaomiao was carefully planning the escape route in his mind, the man suddenly raised his head to look at Miao Miaomiao, raised his eyebrows and smiled: "Who am I? Didn't you choose my name? "But there was no smile in his eyes, instead they were cold, which made Miao Miaomiao feel a little uncomfortable.

"You are...Xiao Jingyu?" Miao Miaomiao frowned, obviously not believing the answer, how could Xiao Jingyu be so cold?How can Xiao Jingyu be so foreign?Most importantly, how could Xiao Jingyu want to kill him...

But why not?

Miao Miaomiao was stunned suddenly. Although he and Xiao Jingyu had lived together for a while, although Xiao Jingyu threatened to destroy the earth at the beginning, he did nothing from the beginning to the end. So he thought that Xiao Jingyu should be just a sheep in wolf's clothing, but he forgot that Xiao Jingyu is not a sheep, he is a...

octopus.

Moreover, it was an alien octopus.

Everyone said, "If you are not of my race, your heart must be different." Could it be that he was really confused by the cuteness of that octopus before?

Miao Miaomiao was at a loss. He always thought that even if Xiao Jingyu looked down on him, a small earthling, they could still be friends. He knew that since Xiao Jingyu was the prince of another planet, it would definitely be impossible to stay here in the future, but At least now they can still be friends, now it seems that these are all just his own wishful thinking?

wrong……

He clearly remembered that he was still drinking with this octopus yesterday, as if he was still drunk, why did the innocent and friendly little octopus suddenly go berserk and become a violent big octopus?What happened between him getting drunk and waking up again?

Could it be that he has actually been asleep for several years when he was drunk, and several years have passed now?Xiao Jingyu has been waiting here for him to wake up, and he has been waiting for several years, so the anxiety at the beginning has turned into a frenzy now, just like the fairy tale about the demon king stuffed into a bottle?

Just when Miao Miaomiao couldn't figure it out, a clear "Gu~" suddenly sounded from his stomach.

Miao Miaomiao subconsciously stretched out her hand to touch her sagging stomach. When she was so embarrassed that she didn't know what to say, she suddenly heard a familiar voice coming from the other side...

Xiao Jingyu sat on the sofa expressionlessly, with an indifferent expression and cold eyes, but his stomach was rumbling very disobediently, and the sound was louder and louder, with a lingering sound that echoed in the living room for a long time.

This contrast is really...

Miao Miaomiao: "...Pfft."

Xiao Jingyu's expression suddenly became very dangerous, and Miao Miaomiao's sense of crisis suddenly increased. He hurriedly took a few big steps back, saying loudly, "I'm so hungry, I'm going to make breakfast" while striding away The living room, to prevent his living room from becoming a murder scene.

When he was walking towards the kitchen, Xiao Jingyu squinted his eyes behind him, and looked at Miao Miaomiao's back with slightly dangerous eyes. His eyes were as sharp as a knife. There was a big hole in his back long ago.

During the whole process of cooking egg noodles, Miao Miaomiao felt a chill on his back, as if a cold wind was blowing on him, so cold that he couldn't help shivering, so he shook his hand and beat an extra egg .

So after the noodles were cooked, Miao Miaomiao had to face the difficult choice of sharing three poached eggs for two.

As a foodie, Miao Miaomiao certainly didn't mind eating an extra egg, but for the sake of his own wealth and life, he reluctantly put the extra golden and plump poached egg into Xiao Jingyu's bowl.

Looking at the two golden, plump and tender poached eggs in Xiao Jingyu's bowl, and looking at the pitiful one in his own bowl, Miao Miaomiao felt her heart was bleeding.

Walking into the living room with two bowls of egg noodles, Miao Miaomiao handed the bowl of egg noodles with two poached eggs to Xiao Jingyu, but Xiao Jingyu just gave him a cold look, raised his hand and took the bowl of egg noodles. The bowl of egg noodles was overturned: "What is this?"

The bowl that was overturned fell to the ground and shattered all over the floor. The soup and noodles spilled out, and two poached eggs rolled to the ground. Miao Miaomiao cried out in pain, "Speak, speak! What are you moving?" Hands! A gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands!"

According to the three-second principle, the food falls on the ground for three seconds without being dirty, and it can be eaten after being picked up and washed!

...But the problem is, under Xiao Jingyu's almost frozen eyes, he can't even bend down to pick it up!

Realizing that Xiao Jingyu's eyes were murderous again, Miao Miaomiao's entire scalp was numb. He didn't know what he did wrong to offend this big devil who was a middle-two explosive watch. He wanted to know , What did he do wrong?What did he do wrong? !What did I do wrong! [Erkang accent, but even if he did something wrong, this bowl of egg noodles is innocent, and so is the poached egg!

The atmosphere froze in an instant, and after Miao Miaomiao stood for a while, she sighed and found a broom to sweep away the poached eggs and noodles on the ground, and then mopped it up again.

In fact, the two poached eggs looked quite clean, with noodles under them, but Miao Miaomiao always felt that if he really picked up the poached eggs and ate them in front of this person, he might be pinched alive die……

The way that person looked at the poached egg was so murderous!

Look again!Look again!If you watch it any longer, the poached egg will almost cry: What kind of enmity do I have with you!

Miao Miaomiao silently dubbed the poached egg lying innocently in her heart, and quickly ate the poached egg in her own bowl, for fear that Xiao Jingyu would get arrogant again and knock over the bowl in his hand.

Fortunately, Xiao Jingyu didn't get sick again during the rest of the time, but just watched Miao Miaomiao eating noodles coldly.

While eating the noodles, Miao Miaomiao muttered in her heart, what did Xiao Jingyu do wrong this morning, yesterday he praised the egg noodles he made delicious, but today he turned his back on it!Take medicine when you are sick, don't give up treatment!Although the mental illness of aliens may be difficult to treat, we have a magical old Chinese doctor!

Until Miao Miaomiao left the house, Xiao Jingyu was still sitting on the sofa with that aloof attitude. Miao Miaomiao originally wanted to go to school with Xiao Jingyu, but he saw Xiao Jingyu It didn't look like he was going to school, and he was afraid that Xiao Jingyu would get sick and pinch someone after going to school, so he simply left Xiao Jingyu and left alone.

Xiao Jingyu didn't violently hurt anyone again, but just looked at Miao Miaomiao's back coldly until that thin back disappeared completely.

It wasn't until Miao Miaomiao returned to school that he suddenly remembered, it's over, could it be that sip of beer yesterday that ruined Xiao Jingyu?

Although the alcohol content of the beer is not high, and Xiao Jingyu only took a sip, who knows the difference in body structure between aliens and earthlings? What if beer is poison to aliens? manage?

But judging by Xiao Jingyu's reaction, it doesn't look like there is something wrong with his body, but his personality seems to have completely changed...