An Emergency Guide to Keeping Earth Peaceful

Miao Miaomiao seldom goes to restaurants. After all, he comes from poverty first, and secondly, he is a picky eater. How can he have so much leisure and money to go to restaurants? Maybe the food stalls on the street are not a good place for most people, but for Miao Miaomiao As far as it is concerned, it is already a very high-grade place.

After all, for a person who often eats the last meal without the next meal, how can there be so many demands? When he was a child, he looked forward to his grandmother taking him to the restaurant every day. Children always seem to dislike eating at home, and always feel that other people’s home The food was delicious, but after growing up, Miao Miaomiao lost all interest in eating out.

While thinking, Miao Miaomiao glanced at Xiao Jingyu next to him, if it wasn't for Xiao Jingyu, he wouldn't spend money to eat out.

This guy has been on the earth for so long, and he can only eat egg noodles every day. Maybe he will think that people on earth only eat egg noodles. In order to gain some favorability for the earth, he reluctantly invites this guy to a restaurant.

For the sake of this guy saving him a lot of money...

Miao Miaomiao had to put everything on the tricycle because he wholesaled a lot of things. Fortunately, these food stalls are all next to the main road, so he didn’t have to worry about no place to park. He found a table closest to the main road. Sitting down, he parked the tricycle beside the table, asked Xiao Jingyu to sit down, and picked up the oil-soaked menu on the table to order.

Although Miao Miaomiao is a foodie, he is not picky about food. In his eyes, the taste of these street food stalls is actually no worse than those of restaurants and hotels, and the price is much cheaper. After ordering a few large and cheap dishes , Miao Miaomiao saw a barbecue stall next to it, and the skewers were roasted golden brown and crispy, dripping with oil. He gritted his teeth and ran to buy a few more skewers.

There was also grilled squid at the barbecue stand, and the appearance was not bad. Miao Miaomiao originally wanted to buy two skewers to try, but at the last moment he suddenly thought of a question... Are squid and octopus the same family?Uh, it looks pretty similar.

In order to prevent Xiao Jingyu from hurting him, Miao Miaomiao gave up the grilled squid and bought a few more strings of leeks instead.

After buying the barbecue, Miao Miaomiao came back with a bag of barbecue and saw that the dishes they ordered had also arrived. As expected, the plates were large and full, so Miao Miaomiao hurriedly called Xiao Jingyu to eat quickly: "Hey, hey, I eat egg noodles every day. , try something else today."

Xiao Jingyu glanced at the dishes on the table that Miao Miaomiao thought were very good looking and mouthwatering, but he just frowned, but he didn't say anything, and took a few mouthfuls seriously.

Miao Miaomiao had just negotiated the price with the proprietress for a long time, her mouth was a little dry, and she asked the waiter at the food stall to serve a bottle of cold beer.

Miao Miaomiao opened his stomach and ate to his heart's content, but he found that Xiao Jingyu hardly ate, he was a little puzzled, so he asked, "Why don't you eat?"

Xiao Jingyu shook his head: "It's not delicious."

Miao Miaomiao was drinking ice-cold beer, and almost spit out when she heard the words. Fortunately, this food stall has a good business and the waiters are very busy, otherwise they would have heard that Xiao Jingyu was here to smash the stall.

"I think it's delicious." Miao Miaomiao retorted subconsciously, wondering if this guy is used to eating alien food and thinks the food on earth is not delicious?

Xiao Jingyu shook his head: "Too many additives, not as tasty as yours."

Miao Miaomiao: ...Because he only put salt under it?

Although he is a culinary scumbag, who doesn't like others to praise himself? After drinking half a bottle of beer, Miao Miaomiao started laughing and bragging with a little drunkenness: "Let me tell you, don't look at the egg noodles. , but it is also very delicate to make, the simpler the thing, the more it can reflect a person's cooking skills!"

Miao Miaomiao remembered that when he was a child, he loved the egg noodles made by his grandmother the most. His grandmother cooked delicious food and was very good at cooking, but he liked the egg noodles made by his grandmother the most, so he When he was still in school, his grandmother made him egg noodles for breakfast every day, and he never got tired of eating it... Until he entered junior high school, seeing his classmates eating a variety of colorful breakfasts every day, Miao Miaomiao I finally started to get tired of the same egg noodles every day.After a few quarrels with grandma, grandma no longer made egg noodles for him every day as before, but gave him money to buy breakfast outside.

He still remembers the summer vacation in the third year of high school. One morning, his grandmother, who hadn’t made egg noodles for him for a long time, gave him another bowl of egg noodles, but he didn’t eat a bite. He took the money and went outside to buy two. Deep-fried dough sticks, and that time was the last time grandma made egg noodles for him.

After his grandmother passed away, Miao Miaomiao began to learn how to cook by himself, but he didn't seem to have inherited his grandmother's ability to cook at all. No matter what dish he cooked, he was a mess. He only learned to cook the simplest egg noodles.

Because of poverty, Miao Miaomiao can only eat egg noodles made by himself every day. The strange thing is that he has eaten egg noodles made by himself for more than ten years, but he has never gotten tired of eating them.

Of course, this may not be because his taste has changed, but because he has lost his willful capital.

Feeling drunk, Miao Miaomiao cried while drinking: "This wine is too nasty, too spicy, it made my tears come out..." Miao Miaomiao's alcohol tolerance is not good, and with this body He is still very young now, he hasn't had a few drinks at all, and he has only drank a little over half a bottle, and he is already a little drunk.

Xiao Jingyu looked at the bottle of beer in Miao Miaomiao's hand, a little curious, what kind of magical thing is this, why does it make a normal person laugh and cry for a while?

He was curious for a moment, so he took the beer bottle in Miao Miaomiao's hand, but he didn't dare to drink too much, he just took a sip with the mentality of trying.

This street food stall provides free paper towels at every table. Miao Miaomiao wiped her nose with a paper towel, and mocked Xiao Jingyu with red eyes for his cautious appearance: "This beer is very light, what are you afraid of?" ..."

As soon as the words fell, Xiao Jingyu, who had just taken a sip of beer, fell headfirst onto the table with a "bang", with his face facing the table.

The beer bottle with a little beer left fell to the ground and rolled to the side with a grunt, spilling the beer inside.

Miao Miaomiao was startled, if he hadn't just drank that bottle of beer, he would have thought it was poisonous!

Although it was a pity that there was still half a bottle of beer in the bottle, but it had already been spilled, so Miao Miaomiao could only bear the pain to pick up the empty bottle and put it on the table, and asked the waiter at the food stall to pay the bill.

The waiter was a young girl in her early twenties. She looked at Xiao Jingyu who was lying face down on the table in a standard face-down position, and she was obviously a little frightened: "What's wrong with him?" The table is so oily that you can skate on it. , How can a normal person lie down!

"It's okay, I'm just drunk." Miao Miaomiao's face was red and she looked a little drunk, so his expression was quite convincing.

The waiter silently looked at the only empty beer bottle on the table, well, he finally saw the live one poured out.

After paying the bill, Miao Miaomiao worried about Xiao Jingyu, who was only 1.8 meters tall. How could he move with his small arms, legs, and body?

In the end, Miao Miaomiao used all her strength to feed herself, and finally carried Xiao Jingyu onto the tricycle. Xiao Jingyu remained motionless like a corpse the whole time, if it wasn't for Miao Miaomiao's innocent student In this way, the people around him probably thought he was dealing with a murder scene.

After finally getting Xiao Jingyu home, Miao Miaomiao fell silent looking at the truckload of wholesale goods and Xiao Jingyu who was soundly asleep.

Fortunately, the proprietress of the fruit shop where he rented the tricycle knew his grandmother before. When he went to return the car, he saw that he had to carry so many things, but now it was quite late, and almost no one came to buy fruit, so the fruit shop The boss went to help him.

After finally moving home the wholesale items and Xiao Jingyu, Miao Miaomiao was almost exhausted.

After throwing Xiao Jingyu on the sofa, Miao Miaomiao went to take a shower, returned to the room and fell asleep as soon as she closed her eyes.

When Miao Miaomiao opened her eyes again, it was already the next morning. The window in the room was half open, the curtains were gently swayed by the wind, and the morning sun shone in from the window, which was very soft and not glaring.

After being drunk, his brain was still in a state of shutdown, which made Miao Miaomiao a little confused. After a while, he gradually remembered something, the alien octopus that fell from the sky, returning to the third year of high school, the jacuzzi, the wholesale market... …

Staring at the ceiling above his head, Miao Miaomiao wondered in a daze, could all this be just a dream he had last night?After ten years of dreaming, when he woke up, he was actually just an ordinary senior high school student, and he had such a bizarre dream because of too much pressure from studying...

Miao Miaomiao scratched her head and got up from the bed. No matter what, it was almost seven o'clock and he was going to school.

When Miao Miaomiao walked into the living room, he suddenly found a person sitting on the sofa.

Looks a little familiar.

Miao Miaomiao sighed suddenly, alas, even let him have a dream, why not wake him up so soon?

But there seems to be something wrong...

Miao Miaomiao frowned, the person sitting on the sofa did look exactly like Xiao Jingyu, the eyes were the same, the nose was the same nose, the mouth was the same nose, but the whole person gave him a completely different feeling .That person just sat quietly on the sofa, and his whole body exuded a forceful aura. He half-closed his eyes, as if he was taking a nap, his back was straight without any looseness, and his slender, straight eyes The legs fit together seamlessly.

And all of this is impossible for Xiao Jingyu. In Miao Miaomiao's impression, Xiao Jingyu is always lazy and undisciplined. He never stands when he can sit and never sits when he can lie down. It's like having no bones...Of course, octopuses are molluscs, so they have no bones.In addition, although Xiao Jingyu's words are a bit unfair, and sometimes even cruel, his usual behavior is not at all threatening, and even a bit silly and cute.

But the person in front of him was completely different from Xiao Jingyu.

Especially when Miao Miaomiao walked up to that person, that person suddenly opened his eyes, looking at Miao Miaomiao instantly gave Miao Miaomiao a strong sense of crisis, just like a small animal meeting a predator general intuition.That sharp and dangerous feeling, like an unsheathed sharp knife, roared with a strong smell of blood, piercing straight into Miao Miaomiao's heart.