[The Return of the Great Sage] Chaos gave me monkeys

"Report that the king is not well, there is a note at the door looking for you!" The orc staggered back from the cave.

"Why are you in a panic again, can you save someone a day?" Chaos hurriedly stuffed the loose hair into the hat, "Isn't it the note from the Heavenly Court? There is nothing to be afraid of."

I also know that it must be something related to Monkey King.That stupid monkey didn't come for a few days, why did he suddenly go to heaven to steal the Queen Mother's flat peaches?

After stuffing his hair, Chaos followed his men unhurriedly towards the entrance of the cave.The two heavenly soldiers and generals at the door saw the shiny green object coming out of the hole, rushed up and asked sharply, "Which one is the King of Chaos? Come with us to the Heavenly Court!"

"Master, I'm here." Chaos came out of the cave, stared at the two heavenly soldiers displeasedly, and said, "What's the matter? You want to take Master away casually, do you two have a search warrant?"

After hearing Chaos' words, the heavenly soldiers on the left spread out their palms.I saw a cloud of smoke rising from the palm of his hand, with a ray of golden light in it, and the smoke dispersed after a while, revealing a golden token.Chaos lowered his eyes, glanced at it and said angrily, "What's the matter?"

The god general put away his palm, and the token immediately turned into a puff of smoke and disappeared without a trace. Just as he was about to speak, a group of goblins came running from nowhere, shouting "I love you, the king of chaos" as they ran towards the entrance of the cave. go.Chaos frowned in displeasure, and flew into the air, looking down at this group of fanatical fans.

The two heavenly soldiers and generals who were pushed away by the fans looked at each other in dismay, and hurriedly flew up and approached and asked, "Are you the singer who wrote the lyrics?"

What is a singer who writes lyrics, a third-rate newspaper can write scribbles in a day, am I the kind of king who sings casually?Chaos squinted his eyes and snorted coldly, but the two of them moved up excitedly and said, "Can you sign me?"

"Stay away from me, what is Heaven looking for me?"

"Give me an autograph first."

The orc on one side took out a pen from behind and threw it to him as usual. Chaos took the pen from the air and turned around and signed the word "Chaos" on the armor of the two. The two men glanced at each other and replied with a smile: "It's about Monkey King."

Sure enough, it was the monkey's business. The Heavenly Court is in charge of the three realms and governs all spirits. It's not good to say no, not to mention that the monkey hasn't come to him until now, so he must have been caught.Thinking of this chaos, he nodded and followed the two gods to the heaven.

The place where Ziwei Star and Beidou Star correspond far away is the entrance of Nantianmen. The Heavenly Palace is above the nine colorful clouds.The two gods will go straight to the Nantianmen office with chaos.

Chaos followed the two generals unhappily. Everywhere in the Heavenly Palace, the splendor and splendor dazzled people's eyes. His cave was better, warm in winter and cool in summer, but also secluded.If it wasn't for stupid monkeys...

"This way, please, sit inside. I just want to ask you a few questions, I hope you can cooperate with our work!" The two god generals invited Chaos into the room, and then took out a small notebook to record carefully.

"Name?"

"Don't you know everything?"

"Oh yes, Chaos, where do you live?"

Chaos rolled his eyes unhappily: "Didn't you just bring me here? As for Monkey King, didn't you say it was because of him that you found me?"

"Don't worry, I have a bad memory, so what's your relationship with Monkey King?"

"Friend... friend."

"Oh, friend, what friend."

Chaos's face turned red and green, and when his veins were bulging and he was about to show his power, the god general who asked the question stared at him seriously and said, "Sun Wukong committed a crime and stole many peaches from the Queen Mother and is now absconding. Sun Wukong is a boyfriend... a friend relationship, so we hope that you, as a family member, can actively cooperate with our work to persuade him to put down the butcher knife and return the flat peach as soon as possible."

"Does that mean you haven't hit him before and asked me to say good things?" Chaos couldn't help laughing, and now it was God's turn to look at him with a blushing face and said in embarrassment: "You sit first, I suddenly Remember that I still have something to do to go out."

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Besides, on Monkey King's side, a few days ago, Chaos complained that the peach was not sweet.Now the great sage is embarrassing, peaches all over the world taste the same, the only thing that is different is the flat peach.

For the sake of chaos, Sun Wukong simply ran to Yaochi to pack up all the peaches he could bring, hacked two boxes of elixir and returned to Huaguo Mountain.The heavenly soldiers and generals who followed along the way were easily beaten back to their hometown by him.

He happily hummed a little song and distributed the elixir to the monkeys and grandchildren, and then took the flat peaches to find Chaos, but the orc at the entrance of the cave told him helplessly: The king was taken away by the heavenly soldiers and generals.

It's okay, you dare to move people just by taking you two peaches, this Tiangong is really stingy and stingy.If your grandpa grandpa doesn't overthrow your Nine Heavens today and beat you to the point where peach blossoms bloom all over your face, you don't know why the flowers are so red!

As soon as the Jade Emperor heard that the people who were sent to capture the monster monkey were all beaten back, he sent one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals with eighteen nets to capture him. Afterwards, all the soldiers and generals in the sky let out a cold laugh.

"Where is Chaos?"

"You monkey-headed man is quite courageous. You are guilty of stealing flat peaches, drinking fairy wine, eating elixir and disrupting the feast of flat peaches. Are you guilty?"

"I only ask the last question, where is Chaos?"

"Splash..." Before the word monkey could be uttered, a golden light flew past Guangmu Tianwang's ear and interrupted his words.Everyone let out an exclamation and looked at it, a golden iron rod was firmly nailed to the pillar of Nantianmen.

"Ask one last time, where is Chaos!"

Everyone turned their heads and found that the monkey who was originally wearing a coarse coat had changed into a thick armor at some point, and the blood-red cloak fluttered in the wind.

Sun Wukong raised his hand, and the golden cudgel nailed to the Nantian Gate immediately flew back to his hand. The Four Heavenly Kings stared viciously at him as he raised the magic weapon in his hand and hit him.

"Don't tell me? Don't blame my grandson for being rude!" After saying that, he pulled out a vellus hair from the back of his head, and saw that this vellus hair transformed into hundreds of millions of dharma bodies in the air. .

Not to be outdone, all the heavenly soldiers stepped forward to fight with him, but they were defeated within a few rounds.The magical weapons of the four heavenly kings were snatched one by one, and the third prince Nezha was also stepped on by Monkey King.

Looking at the defeated heavenly soldiers and generals, Sun Wukong, who had no intention of fighting, put away his dharma body and turned somersault up to the ninth heaven. The fairy soldiers in the sky fled in all directions. Where did you hide Chaos, why don't you hurry up and release it to my old grandson."

"Great Sage, where am I?" Suddenly a familiar voice came from behind, Monkey King hurriedly turned his head and saw Chaos standing in the hall staring at him.Sun Wukong hurried over and took Chaos's hand to check around. Seeing that Chaos was not injured, he let out a long sigh of relief.

"Great Sage, let's go home soon, okay?" Chaos leaned against him tenderly, Sun Wukong turned his head to look at the coquettish Chaos beside him, suddenly stretched out his hand to pinch his neck and angrily said: "Who are you? You are not Chaos."

The moment he pinched it, Chaos's pale face suddenly twisted, and his arms wrapped around him like snakes.Monkey King exclaimed that it was not good, but it was too late, the chaos in front of him turned into a golden chain that bound him tightly inside and out.

Bind fairy rope!The power of this fairy rope will be determined according to the difference in the user's ability. The harder Sun Wukong binds the fairy rope, the tighter it will be, and there will be a piercing pain all over his body.

"Chaos... where... is...!" Sun Wukong stood up with difficulty and let out a roar, but he fell down again after a burst of pain, and all the heavenly soldiers surrounded him and dared not move forward rashly.

Sun Wukong gritted his teeth, stood up and shouted with difficulty: "Just relying on a... broken rope to... just want to trap my old grandson?" Just as the words fell, there was a roar in the sky, and everyone looked up in surprise to see my Buddha. The big hand descended from the sky, pressing Sun Wukong from the nine heavens all the way to the mortal world, and his five fingers turned into rocky mountains after landing.

But not long after landing, the five peaks of the stone mountain suddenly shook, and everyone exclaimed that the monster monkey was able to shake the stone mountain even though it was tied up with a fairy rope, and they couldn't help but panic.Seeing this, the Tathagata recited softly, "Om Mani Padmit Hum."

The six characters turned into a golden light and were engraved on the rocky mountain. The wobbly mountain was firmly pressed against Monkey King's body.

The other end of Chaos actually returned to the cave long ago. The soldier at the door watched Chaos as he was about to leave and rushed forward to block him from left to right. Chaos grabbed him angrily and said viciously, "What's the matter? Stop me after all the questions? Believe it or not, the young master turns into a bug and bites you to death in minutes." Xiao Bing nodded blankly, turned his head back home when the chaos turned blank.After that, in less than a cup of tea, Monkey King chased him to Tiangong.

As soon as Chaos got home, the orc at the door ran in in a panic before his butt was warmed up.

"Report to the king! An urgent report from outside the number!"

"You crow's mouth has never said anything good, so don't listen."

"This time it's a good thing!"

"What a good thing?" Chaos lazily leaned back on the chair, planning to visit Huaguo Mountain later, but the monkey didn't know where it went.

"My lord, Sun Wukong defeated a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals with just one person, turned the heavenly palace upside down, and smashed everything to pieces! From then on, he became famous in one battle, and became a god in one battle!"

"pia" a clear slap echoed in the cave, the orc covered his face in aggrieved, trembling with chaotic anger, pointed to the door and shouted angrily: "Get lost, get lost as far as you can!"

The orc nodded aggrievedly, and rolled out of the cave all the way with his head in his arms.

The author has something to say:

Chaos: Am I the kind of king who sings casually?

Great Sage: Chaos, I haven’t heard your song for a long time, I want to hear it~

Chaos: There are temples in the Five Elements Mountain, on the bank of the river, and the eaves...

Broken thoughts:

The orcs didn't show up in Return of the Great Sage because they were busy rolling.

[If you don’t hit your face with peach blossoms, you don’t know why the flowers are so red] from the movie [Lotus Lantern]