[The Return of the Great Sage] Chaos gave me monkeys

Chaos himself couldn't remember why he and Sun Wukong became friends.

In the beginning, the monkey came to seek revenge. After scratching his tail, he ran away. Who would have thought that the monkey would follow him, knocking on the door so that the whole cave was shaking.

Chaos didn't bother to talk to him, he took off his wet coat and handed it to the orc under his command, he kicked open the stone gate at the entrance of the cave, Sun Wukong walked in carrying the orc who was guarding the gate, looked him up and down, and laughed.Chaos frowned displeasedly and asked: "What's the matter? Seeking revenge, at worst I'll scratch my tail for you, anyway my tail is not sensitive." After saying that, he turned his back to him.

After finishing speaking, Sun Wukong remained silent for a long time. Chaos turned around curiously, and saw Sun Wukong looking at him with black lines on his face. Chaos then reacted and said with a smile: "I forgot that my human form has no tail. I change back to..."

"Then tell me, how sensitive are you?"

Before Chaos could finish speaking, Sun Wukong suddenly approached him from behind and asked.The voice was as deep as it was in the rain, and the heat tickled his ears, and Chaos couldn't help shivering and tightening his neck.

"My lord, your clothes." The orc on the side came over with clean clothes, Chaos took the opportunity to push away the people behind him, pulled the clothes over his body and said bluntly: "I am not sensitive anywhere! "

"Really?" Sun Wukong covered his stomach and laughed, then pulled his hair from the sideburns and started to play. After seeing the expression on Chaos' face about to cry, he suppressed a smile and said, "My old grandson is Huaguoshanshui. Sun Wukong, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven in the Curtain Cave, what is your name?"

Chaos sneaked a glance, just in time to meet Sun Wukong's eyes, stunned for a while, turned his head and whispered: "Chaos."

Since then, Sun Wukong has come here almost every day, saying that it is for revenge, but every time he comes, he sits there and starts playing with his hair.

When I touched him at the beginning, goosebumps would rise all over my body immediately, and Monkey King looked at him with a smirk.But gradually, Chaos got used to it. As soon as Sun Wukong came, he would lie on his stone bed, chatting with him in a serious manner on the surface, but playing with his hair and touching his ears dishonestly.

Every time Sun Wukong went out for a long time and came back with a bunch of good things, Chaos said no every time, but after he glanced at him, he couldn't help but accept them all after seeing the lonely expression on the man's face.

In fact... In fact, as long as you are by your side, it is enough.But this sentence, but because of shyness, he didn't say it.

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Let an orc go away yesterday, but all the other idiots in the cave followed the first one out of the cave. The huge cave was empty all of a sudden. Chaos didn't care about finding the orc and ran to Huaguo Mountain first, but after waiting for a day, there was nothing. Seeing Monkey King, doesn't it mean that the heavenly soldiers and generals have been defeated?

The next day's newspaper Dasheng really pushed Wang Feng out of the headlines again. Chaos looked at the newspaper and searched all the way and finally found Wuzhishan on the picture, but when he was about to approach, the six-character mantra left by Tathagata on the mountain peak A golden light was emitted to block him out.

"Damn it." Chaos angrily squeezed the newspaper in his hand. Although he is the demon king recorded in the Shan Hai Jing, he spends his days reciting poems and composing music and has never paid attention to the issue of orthodox practice. It's not my opponent, and since Monkey King came, the security level has risen to another level, so I just don't bother to practice.

Today, when I encountered the six-character mantra of Buddhism, it was so suppressed that I couldn't get close to it. Chaos angrily threw down the newspaper, held his breath, and insisted on walking towards Wuzhishan.But the closer he was to Wuzhi Mountain, the greater the invisible pressure, making him breathless.

"Master, I'm fighting with you today! I have to go in today!" Chaos threw down the newspaper and rolled up his sleeves, and when he was about to rush in again, the bushes at his feet moved twice. Chaos turned his head vigilantly and faced the bushes The thing that came out was kicked up, and the mountain demon in the bush was kicked several feet away.

This mountain demon lived near Wuzhishan. The big guy was eating hot pot and singing, but he was crushed by Wuzhishan while walking.

"Young Master is in a fit of anger, he dares to offend anything!" Chaos stared at the green mass with displeasure.As soon as the mountain demon heard this, his temper also came up. He was kicked for no reason and the person who kicked him became angry instead. Is there any reason in this world?

The mountain monsters looked at each other firmly, and then rushed towards Chaos, but they were all beaten back one by one.After touching a stick of incense, the mountain demon covered his mouth and knelt beside Chaos, shouting, "Queen, please spare me."

"Go away, I'm a king, not a queen!" Chaos kicked away the mountain demon holding his thigh, but found that the mountain demon was not ejected by the six-character mantra after being kicked into Wuzhi Mountain by him, so he tried again Taking a step forward, a flash of golden light blocked him again, and Chaos hurriedly pulled the mountain demon aside to ask what was going on.

The mountain demon squatting on the ground with its head in its arms said falteringly, "This... this... is my house, Your Lady Queen."

"I've told you several times, don't call me the queen, call me the king!"

It was obvious that he just said it once, the mountain demon muttered unhappily.Looking back at Chao Chao with disheveled hair and staring at Wuzhi Mountain with a desolate face, could it be that his home has also been crushed under the mountain?

There was a black hat on the ground on one side, and the mountain demon ran over to pick it up and asked, "Queen... Your Majesty, is this your hat?" Chaos looked at the hat held by the mountain demon, and touched it subconsciously. Touching his temples, his hat fell off at some point, and his hair was scattered on his shoulders in such a mess.

"Don't let your hair loose when you go out in the future." "Didn't I tell you that you are not allowed to go out with your hair on? Put on your hat!" "Well, that's right. You can let your hair down when I come." Monkey King The voice played back in his head over and over again, and Chaos stared blankly at the hat in his hand, his vision gradually blurred.

Obviously, I have spent thousands of years alone, and I can't remember many things, but the thing about this stupid monkey is the most impressive.Obviously the time we spent together was very short, but it was imprinted in my heart like a brand. The monkey in armor was a unique existence for me.

Wuzhi Mountain is clearly in front of your eyes, but you can't touch it no matter what.Chaos knelt on the ground powerlessly, no matter what, no matter what it becomes, I just want to be by your side.

This feeling, just like it.

Chaos lay on the ground in a daze for a moment, then suddenly raised his head and shouted at Wuzhishan: "I like you, I like you, I like you!" After shouting, tears flowed down, but Wuzhishan was still tightly pressed On the ground, Chaos raised his head and threw off his hat, got up and left without looking back.

Half a month later, Chaos took the mountain demon as his subordinates and set up a home near Wuzhi Mountain. Since the mountain monster can enter because this is its home, then I can live here too.

The courier Pelican Jing knocked on the door, and the mountain demon under him signed for a pile of thick books and returned to the cave. Chaos was lying on a chair in a thin coat and reading the books.

The newly arrived books include [Quick Immortal Cultivation Da/Dharma] [One Book to Understand Demon Cultivation] [Who Moved My Elixir] [Buddha Cultivation Up and Down 5000 Years] and so on.Chaos knew that it was okay to kill a demon and bully human beings in his own way. It is impossible for one person to fight against a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals like Monkey King, let alone go to the west to fight Tathagata.

Chaos tiredly rubbed his eyes and opened the book to read:

Cultivation Method One: Dual/Cultivation.This seems very interesting, then look down, the double fusion of two lives, spiritual life and physical life, what, two?I only have one person, so I can’t fix it! pass off.

Cultivation Method Two: Buddha Cultivation.Cultivate the heart to cut off greed, hatred and ignorance, and have compassion... It's troublesome to watch, pass.

Cultivation method three: use blood as a sacrifice to suck living creatures, and use human souls to cultivate. This looks good, but it still looks very troublesome.

Cultivation method four: Refining elixir, reaching the sky and enlightening the Tao.The writing is unclear or looks troublesome. pass!

After tossing and turning and finding no good way, the chaotic qi roared into a prototype, turned around and bit at the pile of books with his bloody mouth open, and after a while all the books were torn to pieces. The demon is frightened.Chaos finally relieved his anger after biting, lying on the edge of the bed and looking at Wuzhi Mountain depressedly.

Seeing that the king was relieved, the mountain demon hurried in to clean up the shreds of paper on the ground. Chaos on the side suddenly yelled to stay still, and then ran over to see that the shreds of paper on the ground were all mixed together.

Who cares what method can all be used together?Witty as the king!

The mountain demon looked at his king holding up the newspaper and laughing at the sky. Could it be that he has gone crazy?Just as he was about to sneak away, Chaos grabbed him and whispered, "Go and prepare the alchemy furnace, Buddhist scriptures, and all kinds of creatures, boys and girls."

Starting from the first method of cultivation, Chaos ordered a lot of cultivation books.Start practicing according to the book, get up early to read Buddhist scriptures, play alchemy at noon, and start double cultivation at night!The combination of Taoism, Buddha and devil, the curative effect is fast!

Chaos calculated that two people have made such great progress in cultivation. Putting the boy and girl captured by the mountain demon on the floor of the bedroom to watch and meditate like this every day, it can be regarded as the beginning of "group" cultivation...

500 years have passed in the blink of an eye, so there is a legend in the world, saying that the Five Elements Mountain not only suppresses Monkey King, the Monkey King, but also hides a demon king with a scholarly face, who eats boys and girls to practice witchcraft. With a pretty face but actually cunning and vicious, the mountain monsters under his command are also doing all kinds of evil.

The author has something to say:

＿(:зゝ∠)＿Recently, my old problem of shoulder pain happened again. I went to physiotherapy and massage to prevent me from playing on the computer~ Actually, I always thought that no one was watching, so I slowly updated it. I saw some Those who like Great Sage like me and Chaos are really happy to die.

A single fan cannot enter V, writing this article is really full of love for the return of the Great Sage!Zha Wenbi hopes that everyone will like it and point out the shortcomings!

This is a picture of a fan drawn on Weibo (the watermark has not been removed, you can look for it if you like it), although the blogger is trapped in plagiarism, but this picture still looks like Su Wo~ Put it up for everyone to lick~ The next part of the confession sugar