[The Return of the Great Sage] Chaos gave me monkeys

"Your Majesty, this is today's newspaper." The orc on one side obediently handed it over to today's Demon World Lingtong Gossip Club, "The Great Sage is on the headlines again."

"Do you need to talk more!" Chaos grabbed the newspaper and glared at him viciously, and the orc hurriedly retreated.

The headline on the front page of the newspaper read: The Dragon Palace was ransacked by the Great Sage.

Why the [-]-cent Dragon King cried and fell at the gate of the palace, why hundreds of shrimp soldiers and crab generals were scarred, why the treasure house of the Dragon Palace was mishandled, where was the [-]-kilogram Dinghai Shenzhen needle, and what was hidden behind the looting of treasures? !Whether it is the distortion of monkey nature or the loss of morality, the eruption in silence or the helplessness of hunger and thirst, please pay attention to the follow-up report of this newspaper: [Monkey King's Road to No Return] Readers are invited to follow this news agency to enter the inner world of Monkey King.

"This stupid monkey!!" Chaos tore up the newspaper angrily, "I don't have anything here."

The two orcs hiding in the corner shrank together in fright.

Orc A: Why is the king getting mad again?

Beastman B: You don't know, it's not that you don't know, every time you meet Monkey King, our king is like this.

"Chaos, I'm back!" A familiar voice came from the door, Chaos hurriedly pulled the torn newspapers under the table, and then sat aside pretending to be calm.

The man wore a purple gold crown with phoenix wings and a golden armor with locks on his head. He hurried into the cave, but he sat in the room looking at Chaos with a displeased expression on his face. Chaos turns to the right and turns to the left.

Wukong sighed helplessly, picked up a pheasant feather on his head and scratched Chaos' neck, the man couldn't help but tucked his neck into his collar and laughed. "Why are you upset again, I got a fun one from the old Dragon King to show you."

"I don't read it." When talking about this chaos, I get angry. The newspapers of the Demon Realm Lingtong Bagua Club have already arrived. How can the Heavenly Realm not know about it?What if the old dragon king is unhappy and sues the heavenly court and sends heavenly soldiers and generals to arrest him?I don't have anything here, so I have to go to the old dragon to get it.Thinking of this chaos, he winked at the orc behind him, and the orc walked in with a plate of washed peaches.

The peaches on the table were pink and plump, all of which were selected by Chaos himself.Wukong picked up one, took a bite, then handed it to Chaos and asked, "Try it, why is this peach sweeter than my Huaguoshan one?"

Looking at the traces of Wukong's bite on the peach, Chaos couldn't help swallowing, lowered his head and bit down along the place where Wukong had bitten, and looked up at Wukong's eyes staring at him. Isn't this the second kiss? Is it?

Only then did Chaos react, blushing and whispering, "It's not sweet at all, I don't like this peach."

Wukong withdrew the peach in his hand and took a bite, looked at the blushing Chaos with a smile and said, "Really? But I think the place where you bit Chaos seems to be sweeter!"

As soon as these words came out, Chaos's face turned red to the ears, he looked up at Wukong and stared at himself with a smirk on his face, Chaos frowned unhappy and shouted to the orc behind him, "See off."

The little orc made a gesture of invitation to Sun Wukong as usual, and Wukong smiled and patted Chaos' head, turned and left.

"Gimming will bring you some sweeter peaches." Wukong left after leaving this sentence.Chaos threw the plate in the house unhappily, and he finally came and left angrily!Looking at his distraught appearance in the mirror, he sat on the stool in confusion and depression.

Orcs are used to coming in to pack their things. Chaos is one of the four evil monsters in ancient mythology. It is clearly recorded in human books: long hair, four-legged, like a beast but no claws, eyes but not seeing, Can't move, have two ears but don't hear, have intelligence, have abdomen but no five viscera, have bowel straightness but not twist.It sounds like a terrifying demon king who kills people without blinking an eye, but in reality?

But in fact, my king is a tsundere king who is cold on the outside and hot on the inside. The king likes to listen to music and write lyrics and is handsome. Those female goblin fans were almost crushed by the entrance of the cave a while ago, and they yelled hoarsely to see each other for a day The king himself wanted to sign an autograph and take a group photo, but no matter how the fans shouted, the king was always behind closed doors.Even the newspapers reported and analyzed that the Chaos King's personality was extremely cold. In fact, the real reason was that his own King didn't go out all day because he saw so many people blushing with embarrassment.

No, as soon as someone sent Monkey King away, he called people in and told him to follow Monkey King, and report any disturbances in time.There are two people in Huaguo Mountain who have already gone to stay. Sun Wukong loves to eat peaches and sent two to plant peach trees. Including this sent to follow Sun Wukong, the king has already divided half of his men to work on things related to Sun Wukong. .

Chaos on one side sat on the stool and watched his subordinates clean the messy room, and waved his hand to signal him to go out.Take out the gossip newspaper hidden under the table, on the cover Wukong has a bright smile on his face.

"You're still smiling so happily even after you did something bad." Chaos sighed and got scissors and glue to carefully cut out the photo on the cover and paste it on the small book. The book was densely covered with photos of Wukong. Chaos suddenly remembered the first time he met him.

Chaos hates rain. Every time it rains, I feel very cold and uncomfortable. I didn’t bring my men to go out for a trip to the mountains and water. I didn’t know that God didn’t make me happy. He hurriedly found a big tree to hide from the rain, and the big tree that he had been leaning against suddenly spoke when he was sighing.

"Who?" Chaos took a few steps back vigilantly, the wet hair and clothes clinging to his body made people feel extremely uncomfortable, the big tree shook twice and turned into a monkey-like monster, Chaos hurriedly condensed his breath Hit it in the palm of your hand.

The monkey didn't react for a moment, and before he had time to dodge, he was shot three feet away. Before the monkey could make a move, Chaos stomped it under his feet and asked sharply, "Where is the monster?" But the fellow didn't speak, and grabbed him with his backhand Standing up with one leg, it pinned him down instead.

The strength of Chaos' kick used sixty percent of his strength, let alone a normal goblin, they would not be able to turn over even if they wanted to grab his leg.Chaos hurriedly recalled it, but found that the man was pressing on his body and he couldn't move. When Chaos was about to yell, the man leaned close to his ear and whispered: "My name is Monkey King."

The voice was low and full of magnetism, and Chaos's face turned half red in an instant, but then he thought that he was one of the four evil monster kings, how could he be crushed by others so casually, Chaos roared unhappily Then Mou used all his strength to resist, and then Sun Wukong let go of his hand and stood aside, looking at him with a smile.

The rain was still falling non-stop, and the chaotic mood was not happy until a certain time, when he was just trying to get lucky and beat the dead monkey to death, the monkey in front of him suddenly turned into a temple.

"What are you doing?" Chaos looked at him vigilantly, and Sun Wukong shook the mast at the door and whispered, "I see that you don't like the rain, why don't you come in and hide?"

Now it was Chaos' turn to be dumbfounded. He was going to fight to the death with him just now. Didn't this person understand what happened?When Chaos held onto the mast at the door and hesitated whether to go in, the temple suddenly trembled.

"Hey, don't touch people's tails casually."

Chaos looked at the mast in surprise and then at the temple. An evil thought spontaneously occurred to him. He stretched out his hand to scratch the mast, and the temple wall followed his movements.

Just when Chaos couldn't help laughing out loud, there was a bang and Sun Wukong turned back to his original form. Seeing him staring at him angrily, Chaos yelled in his heart that it was not good, turned around and wanted to run, but was grabbed by Monkey King Press down on the ground.

"Do you like playing with other people's tails?"

"No...no...yes."

Wukong frowned in displeasure: "Is it fun to play?"

"No...no...yes."

Seeing Sun Wukong staring at him angrily, Chaos sincerely expressed his apology and vowed not to touch his tail again.Seeing Chaos' serious and serious eyes, Sun Wukong believed him, and turned back to the temple in doubt, this time hiding his tail behind the house.

Standing in front of the house, Chaos looked at the gray sky, and then at the temple in front of him. Sun Wukong asked impatiently whether he could get in. Chaos hesitated again and again, then secretly made up his mind and ran to the back of the house quickly. After scratching the mast twice, he turned around and slipped away.

Run after pretending to be forced, really exciting!

Even if this beam is formed like this, at first Sun Wukong ran over from Huaguo Mountain every day and threatened to tear down his cave to avenge his tail scratching, but gradually the relationship between the two changed from revenge and being revenged. Became a best friend.

Thinking of this chaos, he couldn't help covering his hands and secretly laughing.

The new orc in the corner asked in a low voice:

"What's wrong with your Majesty?"

"You're new here, Your Majesty is recalling the first time I met Sun Wukong, and I'll have a good time, what should you do?"

Several days passed by, Chaos was at home and started to think of new lyrics, the orc rushed in holding a newspaper, Chaos glared at him unhappily and asked, "What are you doing in such a panic?"

"My lord, it's not good, my lord, the monkey... No, Sun Wukong ran to the Queen Mother to steal the flat peaches!"

The author has something to say:

Chaos: I am me, fireworks with different colors.

Dasheng: I have to give birth to monkeys for everything!