God, I will sleep with you today

Go out and live.

Guo Xunli: Let him live here, you sleep in my room today.

Zhao Wood: Don't bother, Zhan Daxia said he doesn't mind jostling with me.

Guo Xunli: If you dare to sleep with him all night, I will break your neck.

Zhao Wood: Uh... I'm going to eat watermelon

【study】

[open the door]

Zhao Wood: Daxia Zhan, you can stay here.If you need anything, tell me and I'll get it for you.

Zhan Zhao: Wood, don't be so polite.

Zhao Wood: You don’t know Zhan Daxia, you are the hero of our police officers. There is no one in our yamen who doesn’t respect you. They all bought your portrait and posted it at home.Look, I'll just post... [Inner Heart] Hey?Why is the portrait of Zhan Daxia gone?

Guo Xunli: Do you really regard this as your own home?What do you want to post?

Zhan Zhao: Who is this?

Zhao Wood: He is the second young master of the Guo family, [inside] when he stood at the door, he didn't make a sound.

Zhan Zhao: Second Master Guo, disrespect and disrespect!

Guo Xunli: You're welcome, what is Zhan Daxia missing? I'll ask my servants to prepare it for you.

Zhan Zhao: Second Master Guo has a heart. I will escort the prisoner back to Beijing in a few days. I won't be staying here for a few days. Don't bother preparing anything for me.

Zhao Wood: Hero Zhan, you don't have to be polite to him!If you don't tell me, he really won't prepare for you.

Guo Xunli: You know me quite well, don't you want to take back the deed?

Zhan Zhao: What is a contract of sale?

Zhao Wood: I remembered that my yamen has something to do, so let's go first.

【Inside the study door】

Zhao Wood: Brother Zhan, what are you doing?

Zhao Wood: No, no.

Zhao Wood: Hey, what are you doing?I don't want it, I don't want it.

[Guo Xunli kicks the door in with a bang]

Guo Xunli: What are you two doing?

Zhan Zhao: Mr. Guo.

Zhao Wood: [Stays for a few seconds] Uh... Zhan Daxia insisted on giving me his saber.

Zhan Zhao: Brother Zhao Xian, you can just accept it. It is thanks to you that we were able to solve this big case this time.

Zhao Wood: I really can't have this.

Guo Xunli: Accept it, why not accept it.You have come to live in my house for so many days, so you should give me something.

Zhao Wood: Guo Xunli, are you still shameless?

Guo Xunli: You are shameless, what are you doing in other people's rooms in the middle of the night?Come back with me!

[In Guo Xunli's room]

Zhao Wood: This knife is really good, look at the gemstones on it, so beautiful.

Guo Xunli: Isn't it just a broken knife?I don't think it's any better than Wang Ermazi's.

Zhao Wood: Damn!How can you compare him with a butcher's knife.Hmph, I don't have the same knowledge as you.Otherwise, let me play a few tricks for you, so that you can see the majestic appearance of Nanling's number one god-catching sword?

Guo Xunli: All right, you are not afraid of embarrassment, there is nothing I can't see.

Zhao Wood: Humph!Look at it.disaster!ha!Hey!

Guo Xunli: You look like a knife player, why do you look more and more aggressive?

Zhao Wood: Get out! [Touch the knife] The more you look at it, the better it looks.

Guo Xunli: Since you like this knife so much, why did you say no to it just now?

Zhao Wood: In fact, if you don't come, I will accept it even if I pretend to decline a few times. Don't refuse it for nothing.Moreover, is Zhan Daxia's knife accessible to ordinary people?How face-saving it is for me to take it out.

Guo Xunli: That’s right, learn from me.

Zhao Wood: It is not certain who learns from whom.

Guo Xunli: Or how to put it, it’s not that the family does not enter the house.

Zhao Wood: Get out!Your surname is Guo, and my surname is Zhao.What kind of family?

Guo Xunli: After signing the deed of selling oneself, you will be a member of my Guo family.

Zhao Wood: People from the Guo family... people from the Guo family?I suddenly thought of a question, the one you like is a man, Guo Luobo follows you every day, when the two of you are lonely and unbearable outside, don’t you just fight like hell... Woo...

Guo Xunli: I will suffocate you, a scourge, with a pillow today!

Game [-]

Characters: Zhao Wood, Guo Xunli, Guo Xunrang, Ji Zirang, Grandma Guo, the old bustard

{Scene: Theater}

【Background of Butterfly Lovers】

Guo Xunrang: Grandma, my academy teacher is sick today, and I will come back to accompany you to listen to the opera.

Grandma Guo: You are still a good little grandson, willing to watch with you.Unlike your second brother, who knows how to do business every day, and doesn't accompany me.

Guo Xunrang: Grandma, who asked us to kiss? If I am not with you, who will be with you? [Eating melon seeds] Huh?Grandma, is this about Liang Zhu?

Grandma Guo: Isn’t it Liang Zhu? Hey, Xun Rang, grandma’s eyes are not good, please help me to see, Zhu Yingtai on this stage is also a man, right?

Guo Xunrang: It should be a man with a bigger frame than a woman.

Grandma Guo: If you want to say that you have a small frame, it has to be Wood.Sometimes I suspect that he is a woman pretending.

Guo Xunrang: Pfft...Grandma, what if he is really a woman pretending to be?

Grandma Guo: It doesn't make sense, why did he pretend to be a man?I'll have to think about it.

Guo Xunrang: Grandma, you don't really think he is a woman, do you?grandma, grandma...

Grandma Guo: I have to think about it...

{Scene: Guo's house}

【Guo Xunli and Zhao Wood go home at night】

Guo Xunli: Grandma

Zhao Wood: Grandma, where are the embroidered insoles?

Grandma Guo: Are you back?

Zhao Wood: Grandma's embroidery is so beautiful

Grandma Guo: It’s not as good as it was when I was young, my eyes are no longer good.Wood, hand me that embroidery needle for me.

Zhao Wood: Oh, good.

Grandma Guo: Wood, your hands are really thin.

Zhao Wood: Fine?Maybe follow my mother.

Grandma Guo: Oh, the stitches on your sleeves are so delicate, who sewed them for you?

Zhao Wood: I sew it myself. My mother died when I was very young. There is no woman in the family. If things are broken, I sew them by myself.

Grandma Guo: I heard that your voice is quite thin, and your face is also pretty.If you pretend to be a girl, it must be difficult to tell the truth from the fake.

Zhao Wood: Don't make fun of me, grandma, you can continue to embroider.I walked a long way today, and I'm a little tired, so I'll go to my room to rest first.

Grandma Guo: [laughs] Go, go.

[Zhao Wood walks away]

Guo Xunli: Grandma, what happened to you today, why did you say strange things to him.

Grandma Guo: Silly grandson

Guo Xunli: Am I stupid?

Grandma Guo: Let me ask you, have you been in the same room with Ms. Zhao for a few days, and nothing happened?

Guo Xunli: Grandma, what nonsense are you talking about?What Miss Zhao?

Grandma Guo: Tsk, I'm talking about Wood.

Guo Xunli: You said Zhao Wood?

Grandma Guo: Silly grandson, haven't you seen it yet?Wood was played by a woman.

Guo Xunli: Haha, grandma, you can really imagine.Why does he want to disguise himself as a man?

Grandma Guo: Why else, the girl must have taken a fancy to you.Otherwise, why are you willing to sleep with you?At the beginning, he said that he was here for your marriage.

Guo Xunli: Grandma, do you think he likes me too?

{Scene: On the street at night}

[Play more background sound]

Guo Xunli: [Closer and whisper] Zhao Wood

Zhao Wood: Ah!

Guo Xunli: Why did you jump so far away?

Zhao Wood: I'm investigating a big case here, so please don't interfere with my official duties.

Guo Xunli: Hey, how big is this case?

Zhao Wood: You go away, go away.Stay far away, the kid who stole the chicken should come out in a while, don't hinder me from arresting him.

Guo Xunli: What are you catching? Come with me.

Zhao Wood: I'm not leaving, I've been squatting here for a long time.

Guo Xunli: You are going to squat until dawn, did he come out after sleeping?

Zhao Wood: You don't care!

Guo Xunli: Come with me.

{Scene: Brothel}

Bustard: Then, Young Master Guo, you rest, I'm going down. 【Close the door and go out】

Zhao Wood: What did you bring me here for?

Guo Xunli: We will sleep here instead of going back today.

Zhao Wood: Guo Xunli, have you burned your hands with too much money recently?If you have more money than you can use up, just let me know and I will help you use it.

Guo Xunli: Aren't you helping me with flowers?I don't sleep alone in this room.

Zhao Wood: Tsk, but the room in Juhua Building is really nice. It has everything. Look at this bed, it’s much bigger than yours.

Guo Xunli: Humph!Do you really think that I called you here today to let you sleep comfortably?

Zhao Wood: I know you have no good intentions!Tell me, how do you want to trick me this time.

Guo Xunli: You should pay back the debt you got for playing tricks on me, right?

Zhao Wood: What?You already asked me to sign a 500 tael contract, isn't that enough to pay?How much do you love money?

Guo Xunli: Who told you to take the money?This is supposed to be a debt of money, so just pay it back. There are some debts that cannot be repaid with money.

Zhao Wood: All right, I'm sorry for that, and that person is indeed a bit ugly, so how can you pay it back.

Guo Xunli: It's very simple, just let me sleep all night and still go to bed.

Zhao Wood: What?Do you still have unreasonable thoughts about me?

Guo Xunli: I don't think that you are indiscriminate, it's called condescension.

Zhao Wood: I warn you, if you dare to touch me, I will arrest you and put you in jail!

Guo Xunli: I'm going to move today!

Zhao Wood: Hey, I was just joking, I will not arrest you and put you in jail.Don't be impulsive!well!help!help me! ...

Guo Xunli: Shut up, you!

[Completion of the above harmonious part of the manga → afterward]

Guo Xunli: Does it hurt?

Zhao Wood: Whether it hurts or not, you will know if you try it below.

Guo Xunli: It is easy for you to think that I am at the top, but let me tell you, this kind of thing is more difficult at the top than at the bottom.

Zhao Wood: That's right, I think you were sweating profusely just now, it's really not easy!

Guo Xunli: Haha...

Zhao Wood: Can you stop staring at me?

Guo Xunli: Zhao Wood, you just