God, I will sleep with you today

You have been studying hard recently, so I will give you this 100 taels of silver to go out and have fun. Since you are so loyal and don’t want it, I will ask someone else to help me with this matter.

Guo Xunrang: 100 taels?Oh, my dear brother, don't.What is it that you let others make money from this ready-made business? [reaching out to take money in a hurry]

Guo Xunli: [Clapping hands] Don’t be in a hurry to take it. I’ll give you one month. If you don’t finish this matter within one month, I’ll ask you to go to the street and smash a boulder on your chest to pay me back the 100 taels.

Guo Xunrang: Hehehe, how can this matter take a month, dear brother, just wait, I will help you get him back in a few days.

Guo Xunli: [Push the silver] Take it.

Guo Xunrang: [Inner monologue] Huh!Is this coercion or temptation a brother?Wait and see, when I get Zhao Wood back, the two of us join forces and see who's going to kill who.

{Scene: Yamen Gate}

Guo Xunrang: Mr. Zhao [walking over] What a coincidence, I met you here.

Zhao Wood: It's a coincidence. Are you here to our yamen for business?Did someone bully him and report it?

Guo Xunrang: No, I just came to find an acquaintance.By the way, how is Mr. Zhao recently?

Zhao Wood: It's really unlucky to say, my house caught fire, alas, I don't have any relatives in this city, so I can only sleep in the yamen recently.

Guo Xunrang: Mr. Zhao, you can sleep in our house.Now the west wing has been cleaned, you can sleep there.

Zhao Wood: You are trying to harm me. If I go to live in your house, your elder brother will kill me?I'm not going.

Guo Xunrang: My second brother has gone out, and he went to a far away place to buy goods.Not one year or half a year can't come back.

Zhao Wood: Really?That's great, I haven't eaten the dishes made by your chef for a long time, I really think about it.

Guo Xunrang: Then it's settled, I'll go back first. 【go far】

Zhao Wood: Huh?Didn't you say you came to find someone?What kind of forgetfulness is this person.But it's so kind that they let me live in their house.

{Scene: Guo Zhai}

Guo Xunrang: Mr. Zhao, you can live in this room. I am sorry to let you live in the study last time.

Zhao Wood: It's okay, it's okay, the study in your house is also very good.

Guo Xunrang: Mr. Zhao, what is your full name?

Zhao Wood: Zhao Wood.

Guo Xunrang: Which Wu which virtue?Can you write it down for me?

Zhao Wood: OK

Guo Xunrang: Come on, write here.

Zhao Wood: Haha, the writing is not good-looking.

Guo Xunrang: It's all right.Mr. Zhao, I suddenly remembered that there are still many books I haven't read, so I'm going back to my room first.

Zhao Wood: Go go go.

【Guo Xun let go】

[outside the door]

Guo Xunli: I didn't expect your kid to be quite smart. It took only a few days to get him back.

Guo Xunrang: What's the matter? It's just a matter of fire.

Guo Xunli: Very good, you don’t have to go to the street to break boulders on your chest, and the 100 taels are yours too.

Guo Xunrang: Thank you, brother

【Guo Xunli pushes the door and enters】

Guo Xunli: Hmph [walks to the bed] Get up for me.

Zhao Wood: Don't disturb me, I haven't slept well for several days.The dog in the yamen grows old in the middle of the night.

Guo Xunli: Zhao Wood, how much more comfortable do you think this place is than the yamen?

Zhao Wood: Huh? [Wake up] Guo Xunli?Why are you here?

Guo Xunli: My brother didn't tell you, this house is mine.

Zhao Wood: [Surprised] Didn't you go out to buy goods?

Guo Xunli: No, you live here, I don’t have to take good care of you, why do you have time to go out?

Zhao Wood: Fuck!Got it! 【Get up and pack your things and leave】

Guo Xunli: Where did you pack up your things? You sold yourself to our family.

Zhao Wood: Who sold himself to your family.

Guo Xunli: Well, you signed the deed of selling yourself, in black and white, you can't rely on it.

Zhao Wood: Hmph, how much is it, I will redeem myself.

Guo Xunli: It's not expensive, just 500 taels of silver, bring it.

Zhao Wood: Damn!I am a fast catcher, how can I get so much money.How else can we say that there is no business and no crime? It turns out that your family's money is all obtained through extortion.

Guo Xunli: Then will you give me the money?

Zhao Wood: I also need to have this money, and I can't make up 500 taels even if I put my wife in it.

Guo Xunli: Do you still have a wife?Hehe, I said it's really not easy for you to work as errands. In order to handle a case, you disguised yourself as a Taoist priest and sneaked into other people's homes, and you slept with men, but you couldn't even save your wife.

Zhao Wood: Sleeping with a man?What to sleep with a man?Oh, you said the day I drank with you.I didn't sleep with you that day.I stripped off at dawn and hugged you for a while.The one who sleeps with you at night is a bearded young man I randomly found, he looks really ugly.

Guo Xunli: Zhao Wood!I strangle you~!

Zhao Wood: Ah... help! ! ! !

【at the dinner table】

Zhao Wood: Guo Xunrang, I really misread you.It turns out that you are nothing like your brother.

Guo Xunrang: Zhao Wood, how are you talking?I see that you have no place to live, so I kindly take you in.

Zhao Wood: Kindly let me live?Then why did you trick me into signing a contract of sale?

Guo Xunrang: I can't let you live in vain

Zhao Wood: Where does it cost 500 taels to live?

Grandma Guo: Huh?Daoist Zhao is here too?I haven't seen you at home for several days, where did you go?

Zhao Wood: Grandma, don’t call me Daoist Zhao anymore. I’m really ashamed to say it. I wasn’t a Taoist priest. My father was a gambler.Those creditors came to me several times to collect the debt, and found that I really couldn't afford the money, so they even wanted to cut off my two hands.In order to avoid those creditors, I disguised myself as a Taoist priest and hid in your house for some time, but I was caught by them not long ago. Pay off the debt, or you will really cut off my hands... [fake sobbing]

Guo Xunrang: [Heart] It's a pity that this person doesn't go to the theater, he can make up a story in the blink of an eye.

Grandma Guo: How pitiful, how much money does your father owe you, and they will cut off your hands?

Zhao Wood: I owe 500 taels.

Grandma Guo: Xun Li, you see how pitiful he is, so please help him.

Guo Xunli: All right, let him find the creditor, and I will pay him back the money in person.

Zhao Wood: [Inside] Fuck!Isn't the creditor just you bastard?

Guo Xunrang: Second brother, in this way, you see that I happen to be short of a book boy, so you can ask Zhao Wood to be a book boy for me to cover the debt, okay?

Guo Xunli: Why should I let you take advantage of the money I spent?

Zhao Wood: [Inside] Did you spend money?Why didn't I see half of it.

Grandma Guo: All right, all right.Let's eat first.Daoist Zhao, oh no, Wood, eat more.

Zhao Wood: good

Grandma Guo: Wood, eat more of this chicken, and see how thin you are.

Zhao Wood: I don't like fatty food very much, I just eat something else.

Guo Xunrang: The livestock raised in this family are fatter.If it is the kind of pheasant caught in the mountains, the oil will be very little, and the meat will be much more delicious.It's just too expensive.

Guo Xunli: Guo Luobo, you go to Orion's today and buy some wild game.

Guo Xunrang: Second brother, why are you so generous today?Hey, Guo Luobo, by the way, help me buy two catties of cakes to eat.

Guo Xunli: If you want to eat, buy it with your own money.

Fifth game

Characters: Zhao Wood, Guo Xunli, Zhan Zhao

{Scene: on the street}

[quick pursuit sound]

[sound of falling down]

Zhao Wood: Oops!Watch it while walking, grandpa fell to death!

Zhan Zhao: I'm sorry, little brother, I was in a hurry to chase someone, and accidentally bumped into you, are you okay?

Zhao Wood: Show heroes?

Zhan Zhao: Little brother, do you recognize me?

Zhao Wood: Why don't I know the famous Royal Cat?What are you doing here?

Zhan Zhao: I chased a snitch here, and he stole something from the palace.But when I chased him here, he disappeared, alas!There are too many small alleys here in Nanling, they are going to make me dizzy.

Zhao Wood: I am familiar with the alleys in Nanling. I know how to walk with my eyes closed. Tell me which direction he is running, and I will take you to chase him.

Zhan Zhao: He should...run there.

Zhao Wood: I see, you come with me, I know how to stop him!

{Scene: Guo Zhai}

【study】

Zhao Wood: What about settling accounts? [While undressing and throwing it on the shelf] I was so hot that I chased a prisoner all day today.

Guo Xunli: Zhao Wood!Put your clothes on!

Zhao Wood: I'm wearing it.

Guo Xunli: Do you have clothes on your upper body?How can I not see.

Zhao Wood: Hey, I didn't wear my upper body. Isn't it hot?And my lower body is worn, everyone in our yamen wears it like this.

Guo Xunli: With me, you have to put on your clothes!

Zhao Wood: All right, all right, I'll put on my coat, alas, anyway, you're trying to find me unhappy, and you just want to see that I don't like what I do.

Guo Xunli: Seeing that you are not pleasing to the eye, I will not let you be under my nose every day. I bought watermelon for you and put it in the well water to freeze it. You can eat some later.

Zhao Wood: Okay, by the way, today I saw the hero Zhan when I was chasing the prisoner!

Guo Xunli: What kind of heroes?

Zhao Wood: Did you see the portrait on the wall?This is the portrait of Zhan Daxia.We all want to be like him as a catcher.

Guo Xunli: Huh

Zhao Wood: Daxia Zhan is really unassuming, he even bandaged my wound himself.

Guo Xunli: Where are you hurt, show me.

Zhao Wood: It's okay, just on the calf, I accidentally scratched it with a knife.I asked Zhan Daxia to stay here today, and he agreed.

Guo Xunli: What?Where do you let him live?

Zhao Wood: Here, if you don’t want to, I’ll follow him