God, I will sleep with you today

Will it eat bad people?

Ji Zirang: It's okay, I got it from a drug dealer in the prison. It is said that after taking this drug, my head became dizzy, and within two hours I only knew how to find someone to make out with, and my own mother didn't know him.

Zhao Wood: You are too ruthless, if I accidentally drink a drink yesterday, it will be over!

Ji Zirang: This is called not being able to let go of children and not being able to trap wolves. By the way, what did you find in their house?

Zhao Wood: No, there are not many people going up and down the Guo family. I have observed each one of them, but no matter how I look at it, there is no one who looks like the peeping thief.

Ji Zirang: Tell me about you, you have been living there for a few days now, why haven't you found anything.With your ability to handle affairs, are you worthy of the imperial court that entrusted you with great responsibility, the common people of the world, and the hero Zhan we all admire?

Zhao Wood: I really didn’t find anyone suspicious. We saw the thief that day. Although his face was covered, but he looked at his figure, narrow shoulders, and slender waist. I could tell which man had such a thin waist at a glance. .But there is really no such person in the Guo family.

Ji Zirang: Does that mean that the thief is not at Guo's house at all?

Zhao Wood: Let me observe for a while, if I can't find it, I will withdraw.

Ji Zirang: Okay, you'd better come back early, otherwise what will Guo Xunli really do to you?

Zhao Wood: Hahaha, I'm not afraid.

Third game

Characters: Zhao Wood, Guo Xunli, Guo Xunrang, Guo Luobo, Ji Zirang, Lao Bustard

{Scene: Late Guo House}

【Sound of thunder and rain】

【Dialogue outside the door】

Guo Luobo: Second Master, then I will go back too.

Guo Xunli: Well, go ahead and change your wet clothes quickly. You have to go out to run errands tomorrow morning, so you can't be sick.

Guo Luobo: I know Erye, you should rest earlier.

【Push the door in】

Zhao Wood: Second Young Master Guo?Are you coming back so late?

Guo Xunli: Why are you still up?

Zhao Wood: I slept too much during the day and couldn't sleep at night.You are all wet, do you want me to ask someone to boil some hot water for you to take a bath?

Guo Xunli: No, they are all asleep now, who is happy to be pulled up to boil hot water.I just change clothes.

Zhao Wood: Then I'll go, I'm not asleep anyway, you wait, I'm not very good at making fire, maybe a little slow.

【Open the door and go out】

【bath】

Guo Xunli: Alright, no need to add more water, do you want to drown me?

Zhao Wood: It's not over the shoulder, isn't it?

Guo Xunli: What else have you thought about?

Zhao Wood: Well, you stay here and I'll make you a glass of ginger syrup.

Guo Xunli: Get ready and come back quickly, and help me knock my back.

Zhao Wood: Don't push yourself too hard, I'm serving you today because I see you getting wet in the rain.

[go out]

Guo Xunli: Then will you still help me knock my back?

Zhao Wood: [Inside] Hmph!In order to stay here and investigate the case, I will bear it! [Shouting] Knock!

[Rain grows louder]

【Guo Xunrang's room】

Guo Xunrang: The Dao is one that cannot be separated from it even for a moment, but it is not the Dao.That's why a gentleman is cautious about what he doesn't see, and afraid of what he doesn't hear.Nothing is invisible, nothing is obvious.Therefore, a gentleman is cautious about his independence.

[knock on the door]

Guo Xunrang: Second brother?What's up?

Guo Xunli: It's okay, let's chat with you.

Guo Xunrang: Is the sun coming out from the west?Why do you have time to chat with me?

Guo Xunli: There are not many things to do today, you still haven't put down the book.

Guo Xunrang: No, I have to read.My time is also very precious, an inch of time is an inch of gold, how can I chat with you for nothing?

Guo Xunli: Then... ten taels of silver for an hour

Guo Xunrang: Grace

Guo Xunli: Think beautifully

Guo Xunrang: Then walk slowly

Guo Xunli: Don't make trouble, let me ask you, have you ever seen Zhao Wood stealing things from our house?

Guo Xunrang: Zhao Wood?Oh, you said Daoist Zhao.No, he doesn't love money. Last time he picked up grandma's gold ring, he returned it right away.Give money to thank him, but he will not accept it.

Guo Xunli: That's strange, so much effort to live here, not for money, what do you think it is for?

Guo Xunrang: I don't know, why don't you just ask him, I still need to read a book!Zi said...

Guo Xunli: Do you think Zhao Wood has a crush on me?

Guo Xunrang: Second brother, don't bother me here, okay?I have an exam tomorrow at the academy.get out!

Guo Xunli: Do you want to get money from me this month?

Guo Xunrang: Get out!go out! [Push people out and close the door] Daoist Zhao cursed you, right?Why didn't you talk so much before!

[The door knocks again]

Guo Xunrang: Is it over yet? [Open the door] Daoist Zhao?

Zhao Wood: Third young master, let me ask you, who owns this night clothes?

Guo Xunli: My eldest sister's, probably because she came back not long ago and forgot to live here.Where did you find it?

Zhao Wood: Is that the elder sister who married far away in your family?

Guo Xunli: That's right, Mr. Zhao, you don't know, my sister is so cute wearing this kind of night clothes, and once she puts it on, she makes herself a hero.When she wore this dress to the bathhouse not long ago, those women thought she was a man, and called two stupid arresters to run after her. My sister was very playful, and the two arresters It was a good tease.

Zhao Wood: [gritting teeth] Is this fun?

Guo Xunli: My sister said it was fun. Those two idiots were very poor in martial arts and they ran slowly. My sister ran ahead for a while and had to wait for them to catch up before running.The funniest part is that they don't even know they're being teased.

Zhao Wood: Where is your sister now?

Guo Xunli: I went back. She married far away. I don’t know when she will come next time.

Zhao Wood: [inner heart] God...

{brothel}

The old bustard: [pours wine] Young master Guo, why haven't you come here recently?In vain, I even specially left you a good one.

Guo Xunli: [takes a sip of wine] Really?Call to see.

Bustard: Long Yue, come in.

[footsteps]

Guo Xunli: [Pulls down the wine glass in displeasure] What kind of bastard is this, come to fool me?

The old bustard: Young master Guo, this is really the young lady at the bottom of my box. She was supposed to be sent to the prince's mansion.

Guo Xunli: Very girly.

Bustard: Isn’t this good-looking man effeminate?Look at those ugly girls, how rough they look.

Guo Xunli: Nonsense, I've seen one who is good looking but not girly.

Bustard: If this is a manly look, no man will like it.

Guo Xunli: Who said no one likes it, I just like that.

Bustard: Master Guo, you are trying to make things difficult for me.When you came to my place before, didn't you play the sissy kind?

Guo Xunli: That was before, I don't like girlish ones anymore.You should send this person to the palace, I'm leaving.

【go far】

Bustard: Something is wrong!

【tavern】

Zhao Wood: So this is not a voyeuristic case at all, this is their sister teasing us!

Ji Zirang: Let me just say, no man has such a thin waist.what do you do now

Zhao Wood: What else can I do?I can't run all over the world to catch her, even if I catch her back, she is a woman, what can I do to her.This case can only be let go.

Ji Zirang: Well, you should pack up your things and move out of Guo's house.

Zhao Wood: I know, come on, let's have a drink so that we can solve a big case in the future.

Ji Zirang: Okay, done.

【study】

Guo Xunli: Are you packing up and leaving?

Zhao Wood: Exactly, hey, where did my little gown go?

Guo Xunli: Let the servants wash it and let it dry.

Zhao Wood: I'll take it back. I rented this Taoist clothes for several taels of silver.

Guo Xunli: Don't you think you should tell me something clearly?

Zhao Wood: Oh, I was in a hurry to pack up and forgot to mention.I'm not a Taoist priest, I'm a policeman, and I'm staying at your house in disguise to investigate cases.It's really disturbing so many days, thank you for your family's support for the imperial court.

Guo Xunli: Hmph, you are so weak that you are still going to be a policeman?

Zhao Wood: I'm not afraid to tell you, sir, I am the number one catcher Zhao Wude in Nanling City!

Guo Xunli: You don't take it seriously. After so many days of eating and drinking at our house, you just pat your ass and leave?

Zhao Wood: So what do you want?

Ji Zirang: [Entering the door] Zhao Wude, have you cleaned up yet?

Zhao Wood: Okay, okay, let's go.

Ji Zirang: [Let's go together] Zhao Wood, you hurry home and pack up and go out with me.The bun shop in the west of the city has a big case!Someone stole a drawer of buns from the owner of the bun shop.

Zhao Wood: What?It's a big deal!You wait for me to pack up and go investigate with you. If I don't catch the murderer, I won't be the number one catcher in Nanling City!

Ji Zirang: What are you talking about?I am the number one god catcher in Nanling City.

Zhao Wood: What kind of onion are you? You tremble when you see wild dogs...

Guo Xunli: Huh

Fourth game

Characters: Zhao Wood, Guo Xunli, Guo Xunrang, Guo Luobo, Ji Zirang, Guo Grandma

{Scene: Under the grape trellis in Guozhai Garden}

[Guo Xunrang took a bite of the fruit]

Guo Xunli: [Patting the table] I've made up my mind, I want to get him back.

Guo Xunrang: Why did you tell me?You go get it.

Guo Xunli: I'll leave this to you. If you don't want to find a way to get him back, don't even think about getting the inkstone you wanted to buy recently.

Guo Xunrang: I don't want the inkstone anymore. If I get him back, won't I just watch him being beaten to death by you?

Guo Xunli: Don't take money from me every month.

Guo Xunrang: Cut, if you don’t take it, you won’t take it!

Guo Xunli: [Takes out a bag of silver and puts it on the table] Okay, I wanted to talk about it