God, I will sleep with you today

stick?Did I cheat your family of money?I am a gentleman!

Guo Xunli: Did you break your leg?If you sit on the ground and don't get up, the passers-by don't know and think I broke you.

Zhao Wood: Who broke his leg, didn't I sit on the ground in pain and slowly?This is up. [Panic] I can't get up!Could it be that my leg was broken by the thief just now?

Guo Xunli: Humph!It looks so pitiful, Carrot, pick him up and walk away.

Guo Luobo: Alright, [Back someone but fall together] Oops!

Zhao Wood: Hey... You fell to your grandfather's death, will you carry someone back!

Guo Luobo: Master, he is too heavy for me to carry.

Guo Xunli: Useless! [Squatting down] Put him on my back! [Pick up] Guo Luobo, open your mouth so wide to see me try again, let's go! [quick footsteps]

Zhao Wood: Huh...you go slowly!Leg hurts!

Guo Xunli: If your leg hurts, it means it still grows on your body. [footsteps slow down]

Zhao Wood: [Inner Heart] This man spoke harshly, but his pace slowed down. [Inner laugh] He is really a weird person, he is cold to people, he doesn't say a nice word in his mouth, he is merciless when he calculates the score, he can draw his sword to help when the road is rough, and he is also very good at kung fu, obviously he looks gentle Wen's...

{Scene: late study room}

Characters: Zhao Wood, Guo Xunli, Guo Xunrang, Guo Luobo

Zhao Wood: Whoops... Whoops...

Guo Xunli: You didn't scream any louder, quickly pack up your things and get out of my house!

Zhao Wood: Whoops... Whoops... It hurts so much, I can't get up...

Guo Xunli: Oh, try again!Believe it or not I broke your leg!

Zhao Wood: Can't I ouch a few times because my leg hurts?

Guo Xunrang: [Enter the door] What's the matter?It's time for dinner, why don't you go out?Grandma is tired of waiting.

Zhao Wood: Oh!Guo Ershao didn't want me to stay, I can go, but now my leg hurts, how can I go.

Guo Xunrang: Second brother, Mr. Zhao's leg hurts like this, and you still drive him out, isn't it too unreasonable? 【sit down】

Zhao Wood: Ah!

Guo Xunrang: Mr. Zhao, what's wrong with you, why are you crying?

Zhao Wood: You sat on my lap!

Guo Xunrang: Oh, I'm really sorry, I didn't see your leg resting here.Come on, let me give you a good massage.

Guo Xunli: Alright, what are you kneading?Go out to eat quickly, or the old woman will get angry. 【go out】

Guo Xunrang: [Follow me out] Second brother, why don't you chase Mr. Zhao away?

Zhao Wood: Hey!Guo Ershao, Guo Sanshao... Hey, hey... Are these two going to eat by themselves?

[sound of entering the door]

Guo Xunli: Carrot, bring in the food.

Zhao Wood: I thought you were going to starve me to death.

Guo Xunli: Don’t you Taoists want to practice immortality without eating?

Zhao Wood: I don't cultivate immortality, hey, what kind of dishes are there.

Guo Xunli: Let me tell you, I let you stay here for a few days because of your poor leg injury. When your leg injury heals, get out immediately.

Zhao Wood: [eating] I see.that……

Guo Xunli: say

Zhao Wood: It's getting dark, young master, shouldn't you go back to your room to sleep?

Guo Xunli: Great God Zhao, I am still sleeping here to watch you today, who knows if you will get up in the middle of the night to steal things from our house.

Zhao Wood: All right, all right, just look at it, look at it, as if your things are worth a lot.

second round

Characters: Ji Zirang, Guo Xunli, Guo Xunrang, Zhao Wood, old bustard

{Scene: small restaurant}

Ji Zirang: [Eating] The thief who peeped at the bathhouse hasn't appeared in the bathhouse recently.However, I found out one thing, Guo Xunli, he likes men.

Zhao Wood: Do you like men?Very good!Now I have a trick to treat him!

Ji Zirang: I want to remind you to be careful with him, don't let him take advantage of you in a muddle.

Zhao Wood: Huh~ Don't worry, I'm leaving first.You pay for this drink.

Ji Zirang: Hey~ Zhao Wood, why have you become so stingy?

{Scene: Brothel}

[noisy singing]

Bustard: Oh, this master looks familiar.Come for the first time.

Zhao Wood: Don't worry about whether I'm here for the first time or not. Hurry up and bring me a man who is about my size. I'm in a hurry to take him out for business.

Bustard: Do you want to take it out?

Zhao Wood: Don't worry, the young master has plenty of money.

Bustard: Yes, yes, then, why don't you pick people yourself?

Zhao Wood: No, as long as you are about my size.

Bustard: Oh, good.

Zhao Wood: Wait a minute, try to pick someone with an ugly face for me, the uglier the better.

Bustard: Uh...Okay, then I'll go.

Zhao Wood: Go ahead.

[footsteps]

Bustard: There are still people who like to play ugly, there are all kinds of weird people.

{Scene: study room}

[door opening sound]

Zhao Wood: Second Young Master Guo is here to settle accounts again?There are so many accounts to be settled every day, and the business is good.

Guo Xunli: Are your legs healed?

Zhao Wood: No, it still hurts.

Guo Xunli: Hmph. [Take the abacus to settle accounts]

Zhao Wood: Don't you find it boring every day?I have good wine here, let's have a drink.

Guo Xunli: Huh

Zhao Wood: No one has been able to drink the third cup of this spirit so far. Master Guo, if you drink two glasses, I will serve you.

Guo Xunli: Don’t drink

Zhao Wood: You are afraid, oops, I thought that people like you often go out to discuss business and drink well.I didn't expect to be scared if I just bluffed a few words casually.

Guo Xunli: [Abacus] Pour wine

Zhao Wood: Don't you want to drink?

Guo Xunli: How can I settle the score if you keep talking?Huh, three cups?I, Guo Xunli, never used a cup when I drank.

Zhao Wood: Yes yes yes, come on, drink this glass up. [clinking glasses]

[Morning chicken crowing]

Guo Luobo: [knock on the door] Er Ye, it's time to go out.

Guo Xunli: Here we come

Zhao Wood: Hey!Hey!Hey!What are you going?Take a look at me.

Guo Xunli: What are you looking at?

Zhao Wood: Didn't you see we were naked?

Guo Xunli: Did you see it?

Zhao Wood: You put me to sleep last night, do you know that?

Guo Xunli: You are the one who insisted on relying on our family. Now you know that you are at a disadvantage?

Zhao Wood: I don't care, you've slept with me now.If you don't let me stay at your house, I'll tell your grandma about sleeping with a man!

Guo Xunli: What?Are you trying to rely on our family to be a young mistress?

Zhao Wood: Cut, who cares.

Guo Xunli: Strange, shouldn't you be in pain and weak now, why are you so energetic.

Zhao Wood: [Inside] Should I be in pain? [response] Ah, it hurts, it hurts.

Guo Xunli: Hmph [Push the door and go out]

【Eating background】

Grandma Guo: Why didn't Daoist Zhao come out for dinner?

Guo Xunli: Oh, he is sleepy, let the servants bring him some food later.

Grandma Guo: I heard that you slept with Daoist Zhao in the study last night?

Guo Xunli: Am I not imbued with Taoist Zhao's immortal spirit?

Grandma Guo: I thought you didn't like him very much.

Guo Xunli: Nothing, we talked about the Book of Changes at night, and we had a good chat.

Grandma Guo: That's good, let him get rid of the evil spirits for you, so that you can get a wife back as soon as possible.

Guo Xunli: I'm full, grandma, take your time.Guo Luobo, prepare the carriage for me, and go to the neighboring county to do some goods today.

Guo Luobo: Er Ye, didn't you say you were going to the old bustard to collect the debt today?

Guo Xunli: No, I got up late today, and if I don’t rush to get the goods, I won’t be able to come back at night.Hurry up and prepare a car for me.

Guo Luobo: good

Guo Xunli: Grandma, I'm going out now.

Grandma Guo: Go, if you can’t come back in time, you can stay in a hotel, don’t worry about saving money.

Guo Xunli: Got it, grandma.

[go out the door]

Guo Xunrang: [Follow up] Second brother, wait for me, just drop by and let me take a carriage to the academy.

Guo Xunli: Your academy is only a few steps away, so don't delay my business.

Guo Xunrang: Second brother, you and Daoist Zhao, you two...

Guo Xunli: So you came out because you wanted to know this.

Guo Xunrang: You didn't drive him away today, and when you mentioned that he wasn't as angry as before, I guess something must have happened.

Guo Xunli: Nothing, I put him to sleep yesterday.

Guo Xunrang: Second brother, you are so capable, you don’t even let Taoist priests go?

Guo Xunli: Don't Taoist priests often practice dual cultivation?I just kindly cooperated with him to repair it.

Guo Xunrang: Don't pretend, don't you just like his whiteness?Now he sent them himself, you don't want it for nothing.

Guo Xunli: Fairness and cleanliness are just appearances. No matter how fair this kind of cheating person looks, I don't like that.

Guo Xunrang: No matter what, you are sleeping him now.

Guo Xunli: I sleep with too many men, do I want to bring them all home?

Guo Xunrang: That means...you still want to get him away?

Guo Xunli: Come on, Guo Luobo, is the carriage ready?

Guo Luobo: Second Master, it’s ready.

Guo Xunli: gone

[sound of carriage going away]

Guo Xunrang: Hey, I really won’t let me ride in a carriage~

{Scene: on the street}

[The two talk while walking]

Zhao Wood: Ji Zirang, the wine you found for me yesterday was really strong. I licked it with my tongue this morning and became dizzy all morning.

Ji Zirang: How many drinks did Guo Xunli drink yesterday?

Zhao Wood: Listen to what you say, just give him a drink and pour it down.I have never seen such a strong drink before, so Guo Xunli should have a good capacity for alcohol.

Ji Zirang: That's right, I'm afraid you won't be able to knock him down.Secretly added some medicine to the wine.

Zhao Wood: Where did you get the medicine,