God, I will sleep with you today

God, I will sleep with you today

Author: Rampage

Jinjiang 2015-9-5 End

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radio play script

God, I Sleep with You Today Series Ancient God Sticks

You know I'm stingy and you come to my house to cheat for food and drink

What does it mean to pat your ass and leave after eating and drinking?

Well you just stay here. . . .

Content label:

Search keywords: Protagonist: Zhao Wood┃Supporting role: Guo Xunli┃Others: Magic stick Tanmei radio drama

The first scene: the stick

Characters: Zhao Wood, Guo Xunli, Guo Xunrang, Grandma Guo, Guo Luobo, Passerby, Ji Zirang, Thief, Bustard

{Scene: Guo Zhai in the evening}

[crow cry]

Zhao Wood: [Inner Monologue] This is not the first time I have come to Guo Zhai. The first time I was with Ji Zirang chasing a pervert who peeped at the women's bathhouse. I watched him climb over the wall and waited outside. I didn't come out for half a day.Going back and thinking about it, there is only one possibility, and that is that the peeping thief is a member of the Guo family.snort!Is it great to have the support of the Guo family?If I don't catch you, I won't be the number one arrester in Nanling!

[sound of tea continued]

Grandma Guo: Daoist Zhao?Daoist Zhao?

Zhao Wood: Huh?

Grandma Guo: Please have some tea.

Zhao Wood: Alright, [Pick up the tea set] [Heart] Why is there a gap in this teacup, why are the teacups of rich people so careless? [politely] Good tea.

Grandma Guo: Daoist Zhao, your calculation is too accurate.Our family, Xun Li, seems to have reached the age of forty, and the sons and brothers who grew up with him have already had three wives and four concubines.However, I don't know what kind of evil has fallen into it, but our family Xun Li just couldn't get a marriage.Let him choose by himself, he doesn't like anyone, arrange a marriage for him, there will be no accidents every time.Either the woman was selected into the palace when they got married, or something unlucky happened as soon as they got engaged.

Zhao Wood: [clears throat] Madam don't have to worry, I know all about it.The second son of your family has been enchanted by witchcraft.This time my master sent me down the mountain just to solve Lingsun's marriage.

Grandma Guo: I feel relieved when Daoist Zhao said so.

Zhao Wood: It's just that the matter of expelling the sorcery cannot be done in a day or two, and I have nowhere to stay in Nanling City...

Grandma Guo: If the Taoist priest doesn’t dislike it, he can live here.

Zhao Wood: How embarrassing it is.

Grandma Guo: Hehe, it's okay.

Guo Xunli: [Enter the door with the servant] Grandma.

Grandma Guo: Are you back?Mr. Zhao, this is my second grandson who is not up to date.

Zhao Wood: [Stand up and bow] Hello, Second Young Master Guo.

Guo Xunli: [Ignore] Carrot, has the bill with Boss Li been settled yet?

Guo Luobo: Not yet. Boss Li asked if the odds could be given away.

Guo Xunli: No, not even a single copper plate.

Zhao Wood: [Inner monologue] I heard that the second young master of the Guo family is notoriously picky, so it is true.This person obviously has a refined face, and his whole body is also high-cold, how could he be a pickpocket?This is too far behind...

Guo Xunli: What are you looking at!

Zhao Wood: Er... I was showing the second young master his face.

Guo Xunli: Hmph, I've seen a lot of people like you who are swindling and cheating in Taoist robes. If you are sensible, get out of my house quickly!

Grandma Guo: Xun Li!How to speak?Daoist, my grandson is ignorant, so don't take it to heart.

Geng Xiuxian: Grandma, I won't be here for a while, so you can bring me back with a magic stick.I work hard to make money for you outside, but you burn it like this at home.

Guo Xunrang: [Entering the door] Second brother, don't speak so harshly.Grandma should spend your money. You don’t have a wife or children, so who should you spend your money on?

Geng Xiuxian: Guo Xunrang!Didn't you ask me for money to buy books today?What about the book you bought?

Guo Xunrang: You don't care, the money is mine if you give it to me, and I can spend it as I like.

Geng Xiuxian: You don't need to get the pocket money for next month from me.

Guo Xunrang: Grandma, look at him, he is so mean to his younger brother.

Grandma Guo: It's okay, your brother is just joking with you.If he doesn't give you money next month, you can come to grandma to get it.Xun Rang, hurry up and tidy up a room for Daoist Zhao, so that the Daoist can put down his luggage and have a rest.

Guo Xunrang: Okay, I'll go right away.Daoist Zhao, come with me.

Zhao Wood: Thank you [follow me] [heart] I heard that the third young master of the Guo family is a nerd who knows nothing but reading.Seeing how he is so clever, he doesn't have the dullness of a scholar at all?

{Scene: dark study room}

[Crickets and other sounds of those animals at night]

Zhao Wood: He even arranged me in the study room. The third young master of the Guo family is really crazy. He must have thought that if I were placed in another room, another person would have to clean it. Anyway, the study room should be cleaned every day, so it would save trouble for me to live here.Whoops, nevermind, let's post the portrait of Zhan Daxia first.

Guo Xunli: [Push the door and enter] What are you sticking on the wall?

Zhao Wood: Second Young Master Guo, why are you here?

Guo Xunli: I should be asking you this, why are you here?

Zhao Wood: Your brother arranged for me to sleep here.

Guo Xunli: I didn't drive you away today because I was afraid that my grandma would be angry. You will disappear from our house tomorrow.

Zhao Wood: Well... Ah, by the way, what's the matter with Young Master Guo coming to the study so late?

Guo Xunli: [Walk to the desk and shake the abacus] Settle accounts

Zhao Wood: That's fine, you settle the score.I'm going to bed first, don't forget to close the door for me before I leave.

[Abacus sound]

Zhao Wood: Second Young Master Guo, can you stop messing with your abacus?It was very noisy in the middle of the night.

[Abacus voice Zhao Wood sighs and sleeps under the quilt]

[A gust of cool wind knocks the door out of motion]

Zhao Wood: [Wakes up] Why isn't the door closed yet? [Get out of bed and close the door] Alas, this master hasn't left yet.

Zhao Wood: [Rubbing his eyes and walking over] Er Shao Guo?Guo Ershao?Hey ~ fell asleep?Can you fall asleep while sitting?

【Rooster crowing】

Guo Xunli: Smelly Taoist!Wake up.Hmph, pretend to sleep.

Zhao Wood: Ah~ Why are you pinching me?

Guo Xunli: Why do I sleep on the bed?

Zhao Wood: I kindly dragged you to the bed to sleep.

Guo Xunli: It's already dawn, you can get out of my house now.

Zhao Wood: Oh, is it daylight?Then I get up and meditate. I always want to meditate.

Guo Xunli: Do you think this trick will work?

Zhao Wood: Hush!Don't make a sound, or I will go crazy and hurt you and you will be fine.

Guo Luobo: Master, it's time to go out.Going to pay today.

Guo Xunli: I have something to go out now, I hope that after I come back today, you will have left by yourself.Otherwise, I will sue the official and say that you are cheating money from my house. 【Go out】

Guo Luobo: Good morning, young master.

Guo Xunli: Well, let's go.

{Scene: Morning Brothel}

【pipa sound】

Characters: Zhao Wood, Guo Xunli, Guo Xunrang, Guo Luobo, the old bustard

The old bustard: Second Young Master Guo, how are you doing? Is this girl very good?

Guo Xunli: You are deliberately disgusting me, knowing that I am not good at it.Stop talking nonsense and pay back the money!

Bustard: Master Guo, please, isn’t this the most handsome young man recently? I dare not just use one to fool you.That's why I found such a beautiful girl.Young master Guo, take a closer look, this girl is unusually beautiful.

Guo Xunli: Since she is beautiful, she should hurry to earn money for you. Why are you pestering me?

Bustard: This...or else I'll find you a man.

Guo Xunli: Didn't you say that there are no beautiful ones?Why are you calling?Take the silver.

Bustard: Young Master Guo, let’s give it a few more days, I really don’t have so much money on hand.

Guo Xunli: Well, two days.I'll come to pick up the silver the day after tomorrow, carrot, let's go.

[Footsteps away from the sound of pipa]

Bustard: All right, stop playing!two days!Where can I raise money?

[on the street]

Guo Luobo: Second Master, if you give the old bustard two days, she can't raise that much money, right?

Guo Xunli: I know she won't be able to raise money, so she will obediently hand over the beautiful young lady who is hiding in the prince's mansion in two days.

Guo Luobo: How can I say that you are a master?You can tell what is going on in anyone's mind.

Guo Xunli: Stop flattering me.

Passerby: Catch the thief...

[sound of falling down]

Thief: Ah!

Zhao Wood: You are running away, telling you to steal money!You are young, don't look for an errand, steal the old man's money, do you look like you!

[a fight]

Zhao Wood: Oops!pain!pain!pain!

Thief: Hmph, you are the only one who has come out to do justice?I'll beat you to death and let you meddle in your own business! !

Guo Xunli: Lawless!

[The thief was restrained Zhuo

Thief: [Struggling] Ah!let me go!I warn you, I have a knife in my pocket!

Guo Luobo: I can't let you go with a knife in my pocket!

Ji Zirang: [Running over panting heavily] Zhao Wood, are you alright?

Zhao Wood: All right.

Guo Luobo: Hey, the policeman is here, and I happened to hand over this thief to you.

Ji Zirang: Then Zhao Wood, I will escort him back to the yamen first, you should go see the doctor quickly, his face is swollen from the beating.You are already weak, so how can I beat you.

Zhao Wood: Got it, you can go now. [Monologue] Guo Xunli is here, you talk so much, if you accidentally slip up, my peeping thief will not be able to catch you!

Ji Zirang: Okay, I'm leaving.

【Ji Zi asked the escort to go away】

Zhao Wood: Ba... oops... [vibrato]

Guo Xunli: Are you crying from pain?

Zhao Wood: Who is crying from the pain!

Guo Xunli: I'm curious, how can you have so much sense of justice?

Zhao Wood: Who is God