Fat Guangge's happy time

Well, certainly not; but, it's not too bad either.The fat man went to the second sister's house in just two days, and he had agreed to help the second sister farm.This work is tiring, but at least the second sister takes care of the food for herself.It's just that Fatty Guang, who has been farming countless small fields, has been feeling powerless and absent-minded for the past few days.It's just mechanical farming, and progress is slow.The second sister became a little angry, isn't this a foreign worker for a living?The quality of the food has dropped sharply, and there is not much oil and water, and only the cheapest cabbage is left.

Fatty Guang didn't mind, anyway, his appetite had always been very good, so he could eat whatever he gave.After eating and drinking enough, taking a nap for a while, I went to farm again, still so slowly.Until one day, the fourth child also came to farm.The land of the fourth eldest family is next to that of the second sister, and the area is much larger.Finish the land at the other end first, and finally it's the turn here.

On this day, both families have to fertilize the crops.Fertilization is basically the lightest thing in farm work.It is nothing more than digging a small pit with a shovel, grabbing the fertilizer in and burying it.Simple is simple, light is light.The problem is that if you get to those acres of land and fertilize from the end to the end that seems to be invisible at a glance, it's not so easy.Because for a long time, you have to keep bending down, straightening up, even squatting down, standing up, and so on, thousands of times and tens of thousands of times.You will immediately understand that this job is really "simple but not easy"!

However, as soon as the fat man saw the fourth child approaching, he immediately felt his whole body vibrate.Originally, he was smoking a cigarette on the ground, but when he saw the fourth child, he began to fertilize not far from him. He quickly got up and dropped the cigarette butt, picked up the shovel and embarked on a long journey of digging.The fourth child glanced here, and began to dig hard to see who could dig faster than the other.

It's all gentlemen, men, men, who the hell is afraid of whom!

The two of them quickly dug, spread fertilizer, and buried the pit, bouncing up and down in turn like a relay, and each of them was like a lunatic. The work that would have taken at least a day and a half to complete was completed in half a day in the afternoon.The two of them were so tired that they sat on the ground almost at the same time.

The fat man just took out the cigarette case and took one in his mouth.Looking sideways at the fourth child, his face was covered with mud, and his hands were whitened by chemical fertilizers, like a vitiligo patient.With a laugh, he took out another one and threw it at the fourth child.

"Silly bastard, compare farm work with me, and see the virtues of your monkey ass!"

The fourth child laughed and said nothing, picked up the cigarette thrown by him, lit it, and took two puffs.

"Brother, are you not angry with me?"

"Give birth to a few handfuls, and we will grow up together. With a few handfuls of your hair, as soon as you poke your butt, I will know what you want to do. If you are really angry with your stupid grandson, you will be so angry to death! "

The fourth child still smiled, and asked hesitantly, "So, brother Guang, where is Sima Xi, why haven't I seen him recently?"

"Xixi is not as magnanimous as I am, you have already run away in anger!"

"Then, he won't come back?" The fourth child's eyes lit up involuntarily, and he didn't know what was going on, so he was somewhat excited.

"What, he went to the south to make a lot of money, and he said he came back to do some business with me." Fatty Guang replied in a loud voice, full of pride.

The fourth child stopped talking, and after a long while, he had finished smoking the cigarette and threw it on the ground before opening his mouth.

"Brother Guang, let's go to my house tonight, we haven't had a good drink for a long time, and I will apologize to you as a younger brother!"

"Not today, I have to go to my second sister's house to eat, tomorrow."

"Yeah!" The fourth child got up, patted his buttocks, and left first.

The fat man just smoked another cigarette, his eyes kept looking at the south, and he didn't know what he was thinking.Sighing, he threw away the cigarette butt and walked to the second sister's house.

As soon as he entered the door, Fatty Guang asked for a familiar but long-lost aroma.It turned out that the second sister met the fourth child on the way, and she was very pleasantly surprised when she heard that the fertilizer application had been finished so quickly.Thinking about my younger brother who has worked hard for several days to help me with the work alone, but I always use vegetables to cope with it, it seems that it is indeed a bit too much.I am happy today, and Da Ya also came home from high school in the county to visit relatives, so she bought some pork belly and stewed a pot of braised pork.

The whole family sat at the dining table together, the big girl kept ignoring Fatty Guang, and Fatty Guang didn't bother to open his mouth.And there was no embarrassment at all, picked up the chopsticks and picked up a large piece of braised pork, and when it reached his mouth, he suddenly remembered that he hadn't picked up the meat by himself for a long time, and someone used to pick it up for him... …

The second sister was very surprised to see that the fat man just put back the pieces of meat that had already been added.

"Photon, didn't you like to eat meat since you were a child? Why are you so weird today?"

The fat man just smiled, "Recently lose weight!".As he said that, he picked up the rice bowl, ate it with big mouthfuls, and still picked up the vegetable head next to him to eat, until the end, he didn't touch a piece of meat.

"The sun is coming out from the west, and I've never heard that you can lose weight!" The second sister didn't bother to delve into it, and it would be more economical not to eat, so she simply gave a lot to her daughter-in-law.Adolescent girls are developing, so naturally they need to make up more. "Hey, big girl, let you eat, you don't have to work so hard? If you grow up to be as fat as your uncle, it will be troublesome!" The second sister saw that the daughter ate "violently", and wanted to take back some of the meat in her bowl .But Da Ya hid the bowl, got up, took the bowl and ran out.

After another two days, the second sister's work was almost finished.Fatty Guang helped his elder brother for a few more days, and finally went to help his third sister build a new house.How much does this shiny new house cost?Apart from being envious, Fatty Guang was somewhat ashamed.That time the third sister asked me for 2000 yuan, but I sent it away. It seems that the third sister is "really" short of money this time.

Well, during this period of time, Comrade Fatty Guang's performance is still very good!From the looks of it, the older brothers and sisters couldn't bear it anymore. The younger brother of the big guy is almost 36 years old, and he is still a bachelor. It is really "disgraceful to the family style"!So, they collectively re-introduced the object to Fatty Guang.

Under everyone's persecution, Fatty Guang met the first woman reluctantly.Oh my god, what does this look like? It's so ugly, it's not as handsome as that man Xixi!

A second one came instead.Halo, this voice is comparable to my broken gong voice, it's really not as different as Xixi's mid-bass at 01:30!

Here comes the third.This one is not bad, you have to look good, you have to be gentle and gentle... What, you used to be a widow?Day, when the fat man heard the word widow, he immediately thought of a cuckold.

"Photon, just to meet, why are you covering your crotch? As for?" Third Sister asked dumbfounded.

"I'm itchy, why can't I scratch it?" Fatty Guang explained in a panic.How did they know that it was Fatty Guang who suddenly remembered Sima Xi's words just now.

"I grabbed that thing of yours, and twisted and twisted, and pulled and pulled. If it doesn't work, I'll grab a pair of scissors and give it a click!"

Although that said pheasant, but pheasant is also a woman, not to mention that sometimes a daughter-in-law is not as good as a pheasant, for example, my third daughter-in-law.Fatty Guang was a little confused, why am I so afraid of Xixi?He is not as strong as I am, and his voice is not as loud as mine... I am also a bitch, and I like to be controlled by Xixi.

Grass!A few Xixi, I was led to ruin by you.I actually met three women, and I didn't feel anything or react.Oh my god, Xixi, you hurt me, don't talk about men, it seems that I don't even like women anymore.Day by day, could this be the legendary sexual indifference?No, I am obviously strong and strong, and I still have a wet dream last night.Dreaming and kissing someone...

Fatty was startled suddenly, the person he kissed in his dream looked so like Xixi?

Hey, Xixi, how are you doing?Why haven't you called my brother after such a long time?I miss my brother so much!