Why is it always the boss who gets slapped in the face

Chapter 3 Boss please let me go

Chen Jianfeng really didn't consider this issue.

He is familiar with dungeons, so he naturally knows where to find supplies.

But he forgot that this dungeon was opened for the first time, and no one had entered it yet.

With a cigarette in his mouth, Wu Di quietly waited for the other party's reply.

The only ones who knew that there were supplies in the dungeon were the people in the planning team. This was a plan that was hammered out at an impromptu meeting when they were working overtime.

Wu Di typed and asked, "How do you know there are supplies? Who are you?"

The other party responded quickly.

"I'm the boss of the game company. That's right, I'm the one who developed this game!"

Wu Di: "..."

Invincible Under Heaven showed an expression of admiration: "Oh my god, that's amazing! Are you really the boss?"

Epee Wufeng: "Of course!"

Invincible: "I heard that the boss of this game is named Wu?"

"uh-huh!"

"I heard that Mr. Wu is tall and handsome, isn't he?"

Epee Wufeng said modestly: "Where is it, the height is quite tall, I don't dare to be handsome, I can still be regarded as a human being."

Wu Di: "..." She looks like a man! ! !

Invincible Under Heaven sprayed pink hearts from his head, and looked at the bastard with admiration.

The bastard glanced at him lightly, and said, "Quickly call the male god."

Invincible:"……"

Epee Wufeng: "Call! Hurry up! If you don't call, I won't take you!"

Wu Di gritted his teeth: "Ah, Aww, Aww!!!(≧Д≦)/!!!"

"Come on, follow the male god, don't get lost!" Epee Wufeng led him around in the cave maze, Invincible in the world seemed to have been beaten with blood, and he chopped monsters very diligently.

Emma, ​​how stupid is this guy, does he really think he has met the boss?Chen Jianfeng typed: "Hey! Get rid of the monsters over there, and show yourself well in front of the boss!"

The World Invincible really obediently cleaned it up, dragged half a tube of blood, and asked sincerely: "Mr. Wu, can you give me some benefits?"

"Let's talk after finishing the dungeon." Chen Jianfeng smoked a cigarette, "Whether to give benefits or not depends on your performance!"

"Yes yes yes! Definitely work hard!"

"Quickly call the male god!"

"Male god male god male god (≧Д≦)/!!!"

Under the command of Epee Wufeng, he passed the second boss very smoothly.

At this time, half of the time passed, and Epee Wufeng said: "It seems that there is a chance to be on the dungeon leaderboard, we have to speed up!"

"Yes Yes Yes!!!"

"Are you happy with the male god?"

“Cool cool!!!”

The world's invincible monster slasher became more and more vigorous, and he almost beat him to death. Epee Wufeng couldn't help reminding: "Hey, I'm happy if you're happy, but don't get too excited! Take your medicine carefully!"

After overthrowing the last boss, a message came out from the broadcast: Congratulations to the player who has no epee sword, the player is invincible in the world, cleared the treasure map, took xxx time, and got xxx...

Wu Di didn't even bother to look at what those xxx were. He only cared about one question, why the name of the bastard was ranked ahead of him? !

"Mr. Wu is amazing!" The World Invincible said with words, "Seeking benefits! What about the agreed benefits?"

"What do you want?" Epee Wufeng asked.

Wu Di thought for a while and typed: "Shenshi!"

"No."

"gold!"

"One gold coin and one yuan, if you want to buy it, you can trade it in the online shop."

Depend on!It's dark!

Invincible asked: "Then what can you give me?"

"Isn't the boss bursting enough? Me? Hehe! I can't give you anything." Epee Wufeng flashed and withdrew from the team.

A sentence popped up on the secret language channel: "I said that I am the boss, you also believe it? Why don't you be so naive, you big local tyrant!"

The world is invincible: "You lied to me!"

Epee Wufeng: "If I were the boss, would I still need to wear your equipment?"

Invincible under heaven: "Well, that's true."

Epee Wufeng: "Besides, is Mr. Wu as handsome as me? Cut!"

Wu Di: "..."

The dungeon leaderboard will be out soon.

Surprisingly, the No.1 players are two strangers: the third prince of Dragon Palace (warrior, male), who loves to eat big seafood (priest, male)

Epee Wufeng and Invincible are ranked No.2.

There was a 50-second gap between the two teams.

The equipment of the Third Prince and Da Seafood is ordinary professional attire. They can achieve this speed, it can only be said that it is all due to cooperation and technology.

Chen Jianfeng began to pay attention to them, thinking about finding a day to fight PK.

For Wu Di, it doesn't matter who the third prince and Da Seafood are.

Wu Di only cares about one thing.

"There is a problem with the ranking order." At the meeting, Wu Di raised this question. He opened the game on the trumpet, clicked on the leaderboard, and pointed to the No.2 team, "Look, this handsome big local tyrant has higher fighting power than the epee , the number of monsters killed is also twice that of the heavy sword, why is he ranked behind the heavy sword?"

Everyone looked at Chen Jianfeng. Chen Jianfeng swallowed the buns, patted his chest and stood up: "This... eh! It's arranged randomly."

"Random?" Wu Di dragged the leaderboard down.

The other teams are normal, but No.2 is the other way around. How much hatred is there?

"It needs to be changed." Wu Di said, "It must be arranged according to combat power. If the combat power is the same, it should be ranked according to the number of monsters killed, otherwise the players will have opinions."

Which player would be so careful?Chen Jianfeng thought to himself.

Wu Di: "Hah!"

After the meeting ended, Wu Di asked Lu Tao to stay. Lu Tao closed the door and sat in front of the boss. The two chatted for a while about the version schedule. Wu Di asked, "You registered the list of benefits?"

"correct."

Wu Di got on the tuba and controlled Invincible to go around. As the planning director, Lu Tao already knew the identity of Invincible, and the game benefits of Invincible were arranged by Lu Tao himself.

"The gold coins are not enough, give me some more." Wu Di said.

Lu Tao wailed: "Mr. Wu, a thousand gold coins were issued a few days ago, and they ran out again?!"

"It's only so little money, how can it be enough?" Wu Di opened a booth and bought a bottle of life medicine.

Lu Tao: "...the price of this medicine is 100 gold coins."

"I know."

"Elementary life medicine." Lu Tao couldn't understand it. "The pharmacy only sells it for 5 silver coins."

Wu Di: "Yes."

Lu Tao: "..."

Lu Tao watched helplessly as the big boss bought all the things in the booth.

Epee Wufeng was being taken care of by a big local tyrant again, he was a little embarrassed, and made a shy expression coyly: "I am really not Mr. Wu, I will feel sorry for you treating me like this."

Wu Di typed: "Then how do you know there are supplies in the stone?"

"Guess."

"Guess what?"

"Of course, the big rock is too abrupt, you can tell there is a universe inside, right?"

"Are you really an ordinary player?" Tianxia Wudi didn't believe it, "Don't lie to me, your skills are so good, I think you look like Mr. Wu."

"Big brother, you're thinking too much. I'm really not Mr. Wu, I'm just an ordinary player." Epee Wufeng said, "Although I look better than Mr. Wu."

Wu Di: "..."

Lu Tao: "..."

Wu Di: "Who is he? From the company?"

Lu Tao had an impression of this name, he remembered that it was Liu Wei who posted it.

From that day on, Liu Wei's workload doubled.

For planning adjustments, Wu Di named them by name, and Liu Wei was required to sort them out.

Liu Wei was careful and efficient in his work. Everyone in the team said that he was in need of a salary increase. Lu Tao also saw his hard work and specially increased his salary by 200 yuan.

Regarding Liu Wei's work, Wu Di picked it up and couldn't find any thorns, so he had to turn a blind eye and close his eyes. He was still tortured by the epee Wufeng in the game and couldn't get up.

After another fierce PK, Invincible Under Heaven was lying on the ground in a mess.

"Still fighting?" Epee Wufeng was in high spirits.

Invincible Under Heaven popped up a text bubble: "Don't you have to work? Are you so free?"

"The work has already been completed." Epee Wufeng said.

Chen Jianfeng ate the free supper provided by the company, and glanced at his best friend: "Haven't you finished it yet?"

"Hey." Liu Wei sighed.

Liu Wei is also a bachelor, with no worries, the company has overtime pay, and also includes supper. He works overtime and enjoys it. It's just that Weiwei Sweetheart's account has not been logged in for several days, and a lot of progress has fallen behind.

Liu Wei said: "The matter is not over yet, please hang up the phone for me."

Liu Wei sent the account password to Chen Jianfeng.

Lu Tao came over and knocked on Liu Wei's desk: "Boss Wu told you to come over."

Liu Wei entered the office and came out holding a stack of documents.

Liu Wei worked hard, while Chen Jianfeng tortured Invincible under heaven.

The World Invincible was resurrected and hung up again, hung up and resurrected again, and after going back and forth n times, he lay completely motionless on the ground.

Epee Wufeng earned several thousand gold coins just by fighting Invincible, which is more cost-effective than fighting the boss.

"Are you still fighting?" Epee Wufeng was still not finished.

The World Invincible did not respond, Chen Jianfeng took the cup to make coffee.

Wu Di leaned against the window and smoked, the night wind blowing his hair.

Chen Jianfeng said: "Mr. Wu."

Wu Di nodded, seeing him making coffee, he asked with a look of disgust, "Is it still Nestle?"

Chen Jianfeng: "Yes."

What's the matter with Nestle, what's the matter with the creamer, it's up to you!Chen Jianfeng thought to himself.

Wu Di: "Hah!"

Wu Di rubbed his nose and said, "Where is Liu Wei? Does he drink this too?"

"Well, we bought it together."

"I have freshly brewed coffee, take some to drink." Wu Di said, "Pure Brazilian beans are very fragrant."

"Wow! Really?!" Chen Jianfeng was very happy.

Wu Di patted him: "You worked hard overtime."

Chen Jianfeng said honestly: "It's not hard! It's not hard!"

Chen Jianfeng returned to his seat with the Brazilian coffee. The two of them were holding the coffee, one buried himself in overtime work, and the other continued to abuse the world.

A few days later, registration began for the basketball game in the Science and Technology Park.

The science and technology park holds a friendly basketball match every year, which is divided into the eastern theater and the northern theater. There are many game companies in the eastern region, and Wu Di's company is among them.

Chen Jianfeng has been the main force of the basketball team since elementary school, galloping the court, unrivaled.

This glorious experience was fixed in school. Since graduating and going out to the society, all his time has been spent on work.

The basketball placed in the corner has already been covered with a layer of dust.

"Jianfeng, can you come too?" Lu Tao said, "Let's put aside work first and practice your hands. Don't waste your good body."

Chen Jianfeng is tall and strong, a natural athlete.When he came for the interview, Lu Tao thought in his heart that he must be selected for the basketball game.

"Okay, let's try it." Chen Jianfeng smiled, "I haven't played for a long time, I don't know if it will be raw."

During practice, Chen Jianfeng found that Wu Di was also there.

Wu Di looked at the row of young men in front of him, feeling very satisfied.

"Who will practice with me?" Wu Di said, "Liu Wei, come here."

Wu Di played tricks with Liu Wei, while others were watching. Wu Di is a basketball enthusiast. He has played for more than ten years. While playing, he explained tips to them. The basketball is like an obedient pet in his hands. Liu Wei blocked and attacked with all his strength, but he couldn't grab the ball.

Several people were itchy to watch, and joined the ranks of grabbing the ball one after another. Wu Di dunked the ball and dodged left and right among the crowd. He made a beautiful move, took off for a layup, and the ball went in. Lu Tao led the team to grab the ball. Wu Di hurriedly dodged to the left. Dodging to the right, he encouraged them with his mouth: "Don't give me face, attack with all your strength!"

After attacking with all his strength but failing to grab the ball, Wu Di jumped and dunked again, and there was a round of warm applause outside the court.

"Great! Who is this?" the crowd asked around.

"It seems to be the big boss of the game company! What's his name?"

"It's called Wu Di."

Beside him, a cold voice sounded.

"Oh yes! Wu Di!"

"Wow, I didn't expect him to be the big boss!"

Everyone discussed again, and Wu Di became the focus on the court.

Only one person looked at the field with cold eyes.

As if sensing the line of sight, Wu Di looked up.

When the two eyes met in the air, Wu Di sneered and turned his head away.

Yue Minglang was smoking a cigarette, also full of disdain.

"Mr. Yue, the meeting is about to start." The secretary urged, "The contract will be signed today."

The basketball slammed into the protective net with a bang, and everyone took a step back in fright. Yue Minglang was still standing firmly, his gaze slowly lifted from the rolling basketball.

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" When Lu Tao picked up the ball, he raised his arm and rubbed his face, and looked up to see Yue Minglang.

For some reason, Lu Tao felt a chill in his heart. Yue Minglang stared at him like an assassin hiding in the dark, who would kill him with one blow at some point.

"Mr. Yue, come down and play together?" Wu Di walked over and said.

"No, I'm busy." Yue Minglang put out his cigarette, turned and left.

"Then who is it?" Chen Jianfeng asked his best friend.

Liu Wei took a long time to get his breath, and waved his hand: "He is the big boss of our company's competitor."

Chen Jianfeng turned in his mind several times before straightening out his words.

Liu Wei was tired, so he sat on a chair to rest. He was so confused that he had nothing to do with Wu Di.

Wu Di patted Liu Wei in a good mood: "Don't lose heart, practice slowly."

Wu Di seemed to have inexhaustible energy to train/teach the unconvinced people in turn. He patted the ball and asked excitedly, "Who else will come?"

The eyes fell on Chen Jianfeng, Chen Jianfeng didn't end up, he had been sitting on the sidelines watching, and now he was leisurely sharing pineapple cakes with his girlfriends.

"Come on." Wu Di really didn't like him.

Chen Jianfeng swallowed the pineapple cake in a few mouthfuls, and wiped his mouth: "It's been a long time since I hit it, my hands are raw."

"Don't be afraid, it's still early, let's practice slowly."

Chen Jianfeng came on the stage, and the two started fighting. Everyone ate pineapple cakes while drinking water, watching the big boss abuse the little raw meat with sympathy on their faces.

A few minutes after Chen Jianfeng was off the court, the atmosphere was not right. Chen Jianfeng swayed in front of Wu Di, passing by like a ghost. The ball somehow fell into Chen Jianfeng's hands. Wu Di regained consciousness and immediately went to defend him. , Chen Jianfeng turned and floated past, jumped up and raised his hand.

Three-pointer!Enter!

"Beautiful job!!!" Lu Tao clenched his fists and stood up, his face flushed with excitement.

Chen Jianfeng's move was really cool!A group of people followed Lu Tao and yelled, cheering for Chen Jianfeng, be the boss!Do boss!

Wu Di: "..."

Lu Tao: "...stop, stop, stop! Stop!"

A group of people sat back and looked up at the sky in unison, as if nothing had happened.

Wu Di patted Chen Jianfeng: "What's your name... Oh, Chen Jianfeng, your skills are pretty good."

"Thank you! Thank you! Mr. Wu is also very good!" Chen Jianfeng was very happy. It was extraordinary to fight against a master. He hadn't tried such a cool and exciting thing for a long time!

Wu Di asked, "Are you still fighting?"

"beat!"

……

...

Chen Jianfeng returned to the dormitory covered in sweat, and kept humming while taking a shower.

Wu is always a master!Chen Jianfeng thought, if he is free another day, he must play with him again!

Halfway through the shower, someone knocked on the door, and Chen Jianfeng went to open the door with his head full of bubbles.

Liu Wei, who was also sweaty, stood at the door wetly, looking down at Chen Jianfeng's big bird.

"Oops! Forgot!"

Chen Jianfeng closed the door, and when he opened it again, he had a bath towel around his waist.

"Do you still have any clothes here?" Liu Wei asked, "I want to take a bath here."

"Okay, come in, I'll finish washing soon." Chen Jianfeng poured him a glass of boiled water, and ran into the bathroom again. After taking a shower, he saw Liu Wei lying on the sofa with a pillow in his arms.

Liu Wei was tired, and snored as soon as he lay down.

"Get up, aren't you afraid of catching a cold? Take a shower before going to sleep!" Chen Jianfeng dragged him up, "Here are the clothes, go wash them!"

Liu Wei entered the bathroom with sleepy eyes, while Chen Jianfeng was cutting vegetables and cooking outside. After Liu Wei took a shower, he picked up his bag and wanted to leave. Chen Jianfeng said, "Let's stay and eat."

"No, I have to go back to the company."

"Just have a meal, and it's all cooked." Chen Jianfeng said, "Are you working overtime tonight?"

"Yes." Liu Wei sat down on the sofa, didn't want to move after sitting down, and curled up lazily on the sofa to play with his mobile phone.

Chen Jianfeng peeled peanuts and fed him: "Let's go together after dinner."

"Are you working overtime tonight?"

"No need."

"Then what are you doing back home?"

"Let's play games." Chen Jianfeng said, "The company's internet speed is fast, so I can only download movies here and hang up the phone."

After dinner, Chen Jianfeng packed up the dishes and went back to the company with his best friend.

There are only a few people in the company, Lu Tao and the others are not there, Chen Jianfeng plays the game, clicks on the friends list, the avatar of Tianxia Wudi is gray, offline

Chen Jianfeng manipulated the epee Wufeng to level up in the wild, and got on Liu Wei's account again, leveling with both drives.

This practice lasted until one o'clock in the middle of the night, and a group of people rushed into the company supporting each other.

"Hey! Come and help!" Lu Tao supported Wu Di and shouted at them.

Wu Di drooped his head, exuding a strong smell of alcohol.

Lu Tao also drank too much, breathed out alcohol and said, "Help take care of me."

"Why do you drink like this?"

"It's just going to have dinner together after playing ball."

Chen Jianfeng supported Wu Di, and Liu Wei was going to help Lu Tao.

Lu Tao waved his hand, indicating that he was awake.

"I'm going to the toilet, you guys have a look and give him some strong tea or something."

"Director, you..."

"It's okay, don't worry about me, I'm very sober!" Lu Tao waved his hands smartly, and entered the women's toilet.