Why is it always the boss who gets slapped in the face

Chapter 4 Boss is cute

The fragrance of rice wafted over the tip of his nose, but Wu Di was so tired that he didn't want to get up.

Then let the rice cook for a while, Wu Di thought, anyway, the rice cooker has a heat preservation function.

Wu Di continued to sleep, the surrounding temperature was getting higher and higher, Wu Di was sweating all over, and when he opened his eyes, he saw a burning rice cooker bouncing and dancing by the bedside.

Wu Di: "???"

Startled, Wu Di opened his eyes suddenly.

There is no rice cooker on the ground.

It turned out to be a dream...

Sunlight poured into the small room through the curtains, Wu Di squinted for a while, and suddenly felt something was wrong.

He found himself lying on an unfamiliar bed, which was so hard that it made his back ache.

Wu Di sat up with a splitting headache and looked around. Although the room was small, it was kept spotless. There were many magazines and game discs on the computer desk, and the quilt covering him exuded a pleasant lemon fragrance.

Wu Di hugged the quilt with question marks all over his head. He remembered that the quilt in his house smelled like French aromatherapy. When did it smell like lemon?

When Chen Jianfeng came in with the porridge, he happened to see the big boss holding his quilt and smelling it blankly.

Chen Jianfeng: "..."

Seeing him, Wu Di jumped up all of a sudden: "Why are you in my house?!"

"this is my house."

"my home?"

Chen Jianfeng: "..."

"Forget it, my home is my home, you can do whatever you want, just treat it as your own home!" Wu Di was still drunk and in no mood to argue with him.

"Mr. Wu, where are you going?"

"Toilet!" Wu Di tripped over his left foot and groaned, "Wash your feet!"

Wu Di stood still in front of the sink, and Chen Jianfeng said worriedly, "Mr. Wu, may I get you a basin of hot water?"

"Need not!"

"The table is high, so it's very difficult to wash your feet."

"It's okay, it's easy to wash!" Wu Di rolled up his sleeves drunkenly, "Look good! It's not difficult to wash your feet!"

With that said, Wu Di turned on the faucet and poured a handful of water on his face.

Chen Jianfeng: "..."

Wu Di: "Look, it's very simple, isn't it!"

Chen Jianfeng: "Yes yes yes!"

Wu Di: "Have you learned it yet?"

Chen Jianfeng: "..."

Wu Di: "Speak!"

Chen Jianfeng: "...Yes, yes, yes!"

Wu Di snorted in satisfaction, buried his head in washing his face, splashed cold water on his face, Wu Di finally came to his senses, turned his head, and stared at Chen Jianfeng in surprise.

Chen Jianfeng surrendered: "Mr. Wu, that... this is my house, you were drunk last night, and you slept in the office cold, so I..."

Wu Di raised his forehead: "Wait, wait...you mean, you brought me back alone?"

Chen Jianfeng: "..." This is not the point, is it? ?

"It was with Liu Wei." Chen Jianfeng said, "After he sent you here, he went back to work."

"Why don't you go to work?"

"Have a rest today."

"That's right." Wu Di patted his head. He was confused when he was drinking, and after thinking for a long time, he said to Chen Jianfeng who was busy in the kitchen, "I didn't do anything to you, did I?"

Chen Jianfeng shook his hand, and the ham sausage fell to the ground. He picked it up and flushed it, saying, "No."

"Really?" Wu Di didn't believe it, "I'll beat someone when I'm drunk, very violently! I'm afraid you won't be able to hold back."

Chen Jianfeng: "..." Damn it!Mr. Wu, you vomited all over me limply, okay? !

Wu Di: "Hah!"

It must be some bastard talking about me again!Wu Di thought to himself.

Bastard: "Hah!"

For lunch, there were a few simple stir-fries. Wu Di picked up the ham sausage on the bitter gourd and ate it. Chen Jianfeng said, "Mr. Wu, have some porridge, it's getting cold."

Wu Di took a sip of the porridge, and continued to eat the ham sausage.

"Is the taste okay?" Chen Jianfeng asked.

"It's okay." Wu Di accidentally caught a piece of bitter gourd, and was embarrassed to put it back in front of his subordinates, so he chewed it with a tangled face and said, "Xiao Chen, thank you for taking care of me, I will treat you to dinner another day .”

"Okay." Chen Jianfeng replied, thinking in his heart, it turns out that the boss doesn't like bitter melon.

After Wu Di finished his porridge, he went to the balcony with a cigarette in his mouth. Across the road, he looked at the science and technology park building opposite.

Chen Jianfeng lives close by, so he knows how to choose a place.

only……

"It's really hot here." Wu Di shook his pajamas to cool off, and Chen Jianfeng pointed the floor fan at him.

Wu Di looked around, and belatedly said, "No air conditioner?"

"……No."

"Why don't you buy it?" Wu Di couldn't understand it. Seeing that the weather was getting hotter and hotter, the top floor during the day was like a hot steamer. I really don't know how Chen Jianfeng survived.

Chen Jianfeng picked up the bitter gourd and said in a relaxed tone, "No need, there is an air conditioner in summer."

"Where is it?" Wu Di drank a bowl of hot porridge, and it was almost too hot, so he really wanted to turn on the air conditioner to cool off.

"In the company."

Wu Di: "..."

Chen Jianfeng: "Go to work during the day, blow...cough, when I come back at night, the temperature has dropped."

Wu Di: "Well, the company has free air conditioners and saves electricity bills, why don't you move the bed to the company to sleep in?"

Chen Jianfeng: "..."

Wu Di: "Just kidding, don't be so nervous."

Chen Jianfeng breathed a sigh of relief, and said honestly, "I moved, there is a folding bed."

Wu Di: "..."

Wu Di's head was still dizzy, he ate and drank enough, nestled on the sofa and didn't want to move.

Chen Jianfeng cleaned up the bowls and chopsticks, and said, "President Wu, go in and get some sleep."

Wu Di has the habit of taking a nap, which Director Lu Tao told them.

"From 02:30 noon to [-]:[-] is Mr. Wu's nap time, please don't disturb him." Lu Tao stopped Chen Jianfeng who was about to knock on the door solemnly.

Chen Jianfeng was curious: "What will happen if you wake up?"

"Aww, I ate you in one bite!"

Chen Jianfeng: "..."

Wu Di glanced at Chen Jianfeng, who was wandering in the sky, and asked, "Is there any coffee?"

"Yes." Chen Jianfeng took out the instant coffee, "If you drink it, you won't be able to sleep."

"I slept all night and I don't want to sleep anymore." Wu Di glanced, "Nestle?"

Chen Jianfeng: "...um." What a picky mouth!

"Hah!" Wu Di rubbed his nose, "I'm so sleepy and dizzy, I don't want to drink anymore."

Chen Jianfeng: "Go and sleep for a while."

"I took your bed, what about you?"

"I never take a nap." Chen Jianfeng said, "I haven't slept since kindergarten."

"Okay, thank you so much." Wu Di patted him and floated into the room unsteadily.

Not long after Wu Di lay down, Chen Jianfeng came in, turned on the computer, and put on the earphones.

"Who lives next door?" Wu Di asked.

"That person moved away." Chen Jianfeng said.

"Oh." Wu Di turned over and shrank into the quilt. The fragrance of lemon was so good that he couldn't help sniffing it again.

"Your quilt smells so good, what brand of laundry detergent is it?"

"Liby laundry detergent."

The corner of Wu Di's mouth twitched: "...Li Bai..."

Chen Jianfeng: "..." What happened to Li Bai? !Mr. Wu, don't be so picky? !

After Wu Di sneezed several times, he finally fell into a drowsy sleep.

Chen Jianfeng put a pot of tender aloe vera on the windowsill to bask in the sun, sprinkled a few drops of water on it, and then sat back in front of the computer, watching a movie with his knees hugged.

Halfway through the movie, there was a thumping sound behind him. Chen Jianfeng turned his head and saw that Wu Di was sleeping hot and kicking the quilt vigorously.

Chen Jianfeng covered him with a quilt, but he was kicked away after a while. Chen Jianfeng had to put a corner of the quilt on Wu Di's stomach. Wu Di seemed to like the smell of washing powder very much. He hugged the quilt and buried his face went in.

Emma, ​​the boss really likes Liby.Chen Jianfeng thought to himself.

"Hah!" A muffled sneeze sounded from under the quilt.

Wu Di slept until evening, and when he opened his eyes, he saw Chen Jianfeng changing his clothes.

The afterglow of the setting sun outlines his strong and slender silhouette. Chen Jianfeng has a good figure, and he looks like a young sportsman in the sports school.His muscles rise and fall, and when he bends his arms, there are small hillocks on his arms.

Wu Di touched his arm secretly, thinking, hum!each other each other.

Chen Jianfeng sneezed and raised his head: "Ah, Mr. Wu, you're awake."

"Where are you going?"

"Buy groceries."

"Buy groceries?"

"There's not enough food tonight." Chen Jianfeng took out a hundred-yuan bill from the magazine and stuffed it into his trouser pocket.

"All your money is in the books?"

"No, it's just used as a bookmark." Chen Jianfeng asked, "What do you want to eat tonight?"

Wu Di got out of bed: "Go, I'll take you to eat."

"Let's eat at home, the meal is ready." Chen Jianfeng said.

Wu Di slept in other people's beds and ate other people's meals again, feeling very sorry, and said, "Then I'll go down with you, and walk around by the way."

Wu Di touched his pajamas and was taken aback for a moment.

Chen Jianfeng: "..." He didn't realize that he had changed his clothes now, did he? !How retarded is that? !

Wu Di's face flushed slightly: "Where are my clothes?"

"It's not dry yet on the balcony." Chen Jianfeng found out his underwear, "Put on mine, it's clean."

There was a scent of lemon on the underwear, Wu Di curled his lips: "You like Li Bai very much?"

Chen Jianfeng: "..." Don't you like it too!Boss, how dishonest you are!

After Wu Di changed his clothes, he followed Chen Jianfeng downstairs.

Wu Di had never been to this side of the road before, but when he came out now, he found that there were people coming and going in the village in the city, selling mala tang, kebabs, and all kinds of small food stalls lined up on the street.

I didn't expect that there was another world on the side of the road.

Passing by the basketball court, a group of young people were playing. Someone recognized Wu Di and excitedly called him to stop.

"Mr. Wu, are you here to compete?" The young man was an employee of the company next door. Seeing Wu Di playing basketball so well, his hands were itchy, and he really wanted to play a few rounds with him.

Hearing the appearance of the ball god Wu Di, the others stopped playing immediately, and Qi Qi came to watch the great god.

Wu Di was embarrassed by them. He didn't expect to be so famous. Everyone tried their best to keep him, and they had to fight him. Wu Di really couldn't do anything with them, so he turned to Chen Jianfeng and said, "I'll wait for you here."

"Okay." Chen Jianfeng turned and left.

The young man shouted again: "Hey! Wait, who is that, who is that called? Let's play together!"

He remembered who was the super ball god who defeated the ball god, but he didn't know his name.

"Can't play, can't play." Chen Jianfeng was modest.

"How can you not play! You are so good, you have defeated Mr. Wu! Let's play together!"

Wu Di: "..."

"No, no, no, I'm going to buy groceries, let's play." Chen Jianfeng waved his hands chicly, hiding his achievements and fame under the adoring eyes of the crowd, and walked into the supermarket in a low-key manner.

When he came back after shopping for groceries, he happened to see Wu Di sitting on the side in a cool and handsome manner, and a group of young people were very shocked to listen to the master's teaching.

"Mr. Wu, you are too fierce, can you be our coach?"

Wu Di said: "I really don't dare to be a coach. Playing basketball is just a hobby. I just play it in my spare time."

"Oh, it's still a hobby! It can catch up to the professional level!"

"That's right! Mr. Wu, your skills are even better than our previous teachers!"

Everyone chatted and discussed.

Wu Di was in a particularly good mood. Seeing that everyone was full of anticipation, there was nothing he could do about them. He patted the ball and stood up coolly: "Okay, let's play again."

So a group of young people were intoxicated by Wu Di one by one.

Someone spotted Chen Jianfeng sitting in the corner and yelled, "Then who is here! Then who is here!"

"Then who is who?"

The young man blurted out: "The one who defeated Mr. Wu!"

Wu Di: "..."

Everyone's eyes were shining, and they looked at that one in unison.

Oops, found out!Then who gnawed on the apple and waved his hand modestly: "You play, you play."

Wu Di patted the ball and walked to Chen Jianfeng.

Chen Jianfeng raised his head, and the spotlights of the stadium flicked on. Under the light hanging in mid-air, Wu Di seemed to be covered with a layer of light, dazzling and eye-catching.

The basketball hit the ground and bounced back into Wu Di's hands. When it hit the ground again, the basketball bounced towards Chen Jianfeng. Chen Jianfeng raised his hand and dunked the ball firmly.

"Let's play a round." Wu Di left a sentence and turned back to the court.

Chen Jianfeng looked at Wu Di under the light and thought he was extremely handsome.

"Okay, who are you fighting with?" Chen Jianfeng finished eating the apple in a few mouthfuls, wiped his mouth and stood up.

Wu Di: "Me."

Seeing that the Great God was going to fight again, the crowd immediately stopped playing. They all sat on the outside and whistled to them, yelling and cheering. The ball was played for more than an hour. After the game was over, everyone stood up and applauded. Shout out, the battle between Wu Di and Chen Jianfeng was shocking, it attracted passers-by, and those who didn't know the truth thought it was two professional players fighting.

The two left the venue and sat on the outside to rest. Immediately, a fan handed over water. Chen Jianfeng drank it in one gulp and wiped his mouth: "Mr. Wu is worthy of being Mr. Wu, he is too good!"

Chen Jianfeng was robbed of the ball several times and almost lost, but Chen Jianfeng was so happy, it was so cool and exciting to play against the masters!What you want to play is this kind of pleasure!

After Wu Di drank the water, he wiped his mouth: "You won, you are the one who is amazing, that three-pointer is really beautiful."

Fans also gathered around at this time, asking Chen Jianfeng for basketball cheats.

Wu Di took out the cigarette holder from his mouth, touched his body for a while, and found that he did not bring a lighter.

Chen Jianfeng handed Wu Di an apple, but Wu Di didn't want it. He held a cigarette in one hand and played with a small flower in the other, sighing faintly.

Chen Jianfeng said to the fans: "It's too late, we have to leave, we haven't eaten yet."

"Are you still coming to play?"

"Yes! Well, let's all go back to eat."

Chen Jianfeng tugged Wu Di lightly, Wu Di came back to his senses, threw away the cigarette, and put the flowers on his ears: "Let's go."

Chen Jianfeng: "..."

Wu Di: "?"

Chen Jianfeng: "It's nothing..."

"Then what are you laughing at?"

"Mr. Wu, you are so cute."

fierce?Wu Di nodded: "Well, it's quite fierce."

Wu Di probably forgot about Xiaohua, and stuck it to his ears all the time. When he was eating, he scooped the tomato egg into a bowl and said, "I have to go later, I'm sorry to disturb you all day. "

"No no."

"I'll wash the clothes and return them to you."

"No hurry, no hurry." Chen Jianfeng stretched out his hand, "I'll make you a meal."

Wu Di gave him the bowl: "You don't need too much, half a bowl is fine."

Chen Jianfeng filled half a bowl, and after a while, Wu Di ate everything mixed with tomato eggs.

Wu Di: "..."

Chen Jianfeng stretched out his hand: "Come on, there's plenty of food."

The entire plate of tomato eggs was almost covered by Wu Di. At the end of the meal, seeing how few tomatoes were left, he was too embarrassed to eat any more.

"Don't you want to eat?" Wu Di said.

Chen Jianfeng took a piece of tomato and said, "Eat it, I'm full, don't leave any food, it's better to eat it all."

After Wu Di finished his meal, he glanced at the rice cooker.

There is no rice in the rice cooker.

Wu Di put down his chopsticks and burped contentedly.

"Does it taste good?"

"It's not bad." Wu Di smacked his lips, looking unsatisfied, "The tomatoes are cut too thick and not tasty enough, more sugar should be added."

"Then...do you pass?"

"To reach the pass line, we still need to work hard." Wu Di said.

"..." Chen Jianfeng smiled, shook his head, his mouth was really picky.

Wu Di covered his nose and held back his sneeze.

After eating, Chen Jianfeng cleared the table and returned to the company with Wu Di.

Liu Wei was sleeping in front of the computer, when Chen Jianfeng put the apple next to him, Liu Wei woke up.

Chen Jianfeng patted him: "Still working overtime?"

"Yeah." Liu Wei rubbed his eyes.

"Have you eaten?"

"No."

"are you hungry?"

Liu Wei: "Not hungry."

Stomach: gurgling...

When Wu Di came out of the office, he happened to see Chen Jianfeng feeding Liu Wei pineapple cakes. Liu Wei was like a big cat, lazily resting his chin, and Chen Jianfeng ate every piece he was fed.

Chen Jianfeng handed the cup to Liu Wei's lips, Liu Wei took a sip, looked up and saw Wu Di, he couldn't catch his breath, and coughed repeatedly.

Liu Wei is so fierce in the game, but he is so afraid of him in reality. Wu Di's mood is a bit complicated, and he said with a smile, "Don't be so afraid."

"Mr. Wu, the document is ready, I'll send it to your email." Liu Wei said.

"Okay." Wu Di glanced at Chen Jianfeng's display screen, and the female priest named Weiwei Sweetheart was standing on the side of the street in a daze, as if preparing to set up a stall.

Hey, he looks so tall and big, but he ended up playing a female number?Wu Di thought to himself.

Liu Wei: "Hah???"

Wu Di said: "The work is done, let's go home early and rest."

Liu Wei stared at the little flower next to Wu Di's ear.

Wu Di: "Is there anything else?"

"It's okay..."

"Then what are you laughing at?"

"I'm not laughing, you heard it wrong." Liu Wei buried his head in packing up his things, and Chen Jianfeng leisurely opened the stall interface.

When Wu Di went to the toilet and came back, Liu Wei had already left. There were very few people working overtime on weekends. Only Chen Jianfeng and Lu Tao were left in the planning team.

Chen Jianfeng raised his head: "Mr. Wu, it's late at night, why don't you go home and rest for a while?"

"Go back, pack up and leave." Wu Di took a few steps and turned around to ask, "Can you drive?"

"meeting."

"I'm so tired, can you drive the car for me?" Wu Di said.

Lu Tao: "I'm also very tired and don't want to drive."

Wu Di: "Then you continue to play."

Lu Tao: "..."