Why is it always the boss who gets slapped in the face

Chapter 2 brush book seeking group

A few days later, the game version was updated.

Chen Jianfeng had been working in the company for several days to catch up with this version, and now he was finally free to play the game. He rubbed his sore eyes and set up a stall on the street.

A message suddenly popped up on the secret language channel: "Let's fight!"

Epee Wufeng: "I'm so sleepy, I have to go home."

Invincible under heaven: "No way! Come quickly!"

Epee Wufeng ignored him.

Invincible Under Heaven asked unwillingly, "Where are you?"

Epee Wufeng: "It's setting up a stall."

Invincible in the world: "What kind of stall is there, come and fight! Hurry up!"

Chen Jianfeng typed slowly on purpose: "Fuck! The equipment is out of durability, and I'm earning repair fees!"

The repair fee of the best suit is very high, and there are hundreds of gold coins at every turn. For a silk-level person like him, it is not bad to have a dozen gold coins in his pocket.

Chen Jianfeng smoked his cigarette and wanted to go to the toilet, but just as he raised his butt, he saw a colorful swordsman running from a distance on the screen.

Tianxia Wudi stood in front of the booth and bought all the products of epee Wufeng in one go.

The stall was emptied, and Epee Wufeng was forced to close the stall and stood up.

Invincible: "Let's go!"

World Invincible watched Epee Wufeng sit back again, clicked on the booth and saw that a bottle of primary life medicine was priced at 100 gold coins, and when he pulled it down, it was full of junk equipment.

Invincible Under Heaven sent a disdainful expression: "Who would want it if it's so expensive?! And this great sword for beginners, everyone has something that sells for 50 gold coins, black or not?"

Epee Wufeng said: "It's a small amount. I originally wanted to open 100. What if I don't bring enough money?"

"Don't be stupid, how could someone buy it! Unless that person's brain is flooded!"

"You're wrong, maybe someone really came to buy it?"

"The biggest idiot in the world will buy it! I don't think you should sell it anymore, it's a waste of time, hurry up and PK with me!"

"Leave when it's sold out."

"why?"

"Make money to repair equipment."

"Didn't I give you money just now?"

"Not enough."

Just as Chen Jianfeng finished typing, the booth of Epee Wufeng was empty, and he was forced to close the booth and stood up.

Invincible in the world: "I've bought them all, do you have enough money?"

Epee Wufeng: "..."

Invincible under heaven: "... If you dare to say something idiot, I will beat you!"

Two colorful swordsmen walked to the field, and a large number of watching players gathered behind them.

Invincible under heaven recreated a top-quality suit in just a few days, he was full of confidence, and fell ill again: "Do you want to give you a few swords?"

Epee Wufeng: "Oh, so confident, do you use Rejoice?"

Invincible: "I use Sassoon."

Epee Wufeng: "..."

Chen Jianfeng drank too much tea, his lower abdomen became swollen, and he wanted to urinate intermittently. When Tianxia Wudi rushed towards him, Chen Jianfeng clamped his legs tightly, and manipulating the epee Wufeng to meet him was full of sweat.

Chen Jianfeng wanted to go to the bathroom all he wanted, and he just wanted a quick fight, so he raised his sword to kill...

Invincible Under Heaven did not fly into the sky as usual, but still stood in front of him as firmly as Mount Tai.

Chen Jianfeng was very surprised.

The World Invincible is very proud: "Today, the god stone system was released, and there is one that can resist floating, don't you know?"

The Divine Stone system was launched in this version, and Chen Jianfeng has not had time to get it.

The big local tyrant stepped out of the horse, with the tip of his sword pointing obliquely at the ground, and a whirlwind rose from his feet. This was the rhythm of the big move. The big move had a three-second release time. Chen Jianfeng quickly manipulated the epee Wufeng to dodge, who knows that the world is invincible? The movement was faster, the release time of 3 seconds was shortened to 1 second, countless white blades were released instantly, covering the epee Wufeng that was still tumbling.

Chen Jianfeng was amazed, and while manipulating the character to dodge left and right, he still didn't forget to type: "The local tyrant! You added acceleration stones to your weapons?!"

Acceleration stones can be embedded in weapons to reduce the release time of skills, and embedded in shoes to speed up movement.

Only one of this kind of stone can be carried on the body, and it is very expensive. The big local tyrant admitted: "Yes, the full-level one is on the weapon."

Chen Jianfeng was almost on his knees. It would cost at least tens of thousands of dollars to raise a stone to the full level. The local tyrants don't know how much money they invested in this body.

Epee Wufeng was hit by a white blade, and a big crit number spewed out from his head, and the blood bar was half empty. Click on the number.

As if to show off, Invincible under Heaven uses normal attacks, big crit attacks come one after another, the crowd only sees the blood bar of the epee Wufeng rushing off, and the numbers on the head follow one after another like fireworks. One by one.

The epee Wufeng was chased by him and screamed: "Did you still inlay the crit stone?!!!"

Invincible under heaven: "Yes, full rank!"

The onlookers exclaimed and rushed to check the equipment of the big local tyrant. Suddenly passers-by became fans, and the eyes of the world's invincible were different.

"Local tyrants, come on!"

"Big second to him! gogogo!!"

Invincible under heaven overturned the epee Wufeng with one sword, and waved to the fans.

The epee Wufeng got up and took a horse step. When the big local tyrant rushed in front of him, he just bumped into the big move released. Countless white blades penetrated the big local tyrant's body. The big local tyrant deliberately showed off his equipment. He bravely rushed to the front of the epee Wufeng.

"Don't cry when your equipment is exploded!" Epee Wufeng reminded.

"My equipment is locked!" The World Invincible gritted his teeth, "I want to explode my equipment back!"

"Boss, my equipment is also locked." Epee Wufeng said, "You think you are the only one who can lock it?"

Invincible:"……"

Epee Wufeng: "..." Emma is so innocent, so cute...

The epee Wufeng interrupts the big move, retracts the sword and squats down, spins his legs and kicks, Tianxia Wudi falls to the ground, just turned over and is kicked down, Tianxia Wudi is depressed, this move is called sweeping legs, it is a normal attack, and it comes with falling to the ground The effect, even if there is a god stone, it can't be offset, it is simply a magic field control skill!

It's a pity that the attack power of the sweeping kick is too low, only 100 blood is deducted each time, and kicking on Tianxia Wudi is like scratching an itch.

Chen Jianfeng kept pressing the right button of the mouse. The big local tyrant just got up and was knocked over by the heavy sword Wufeng's knee. Chen Jianfeng grasped the rhythm very skillfully. It took more than an hour to play Invincible like a football. Knee bumps and sweeping legs polished the blood of the big local tyrant.

The big local tyrant was in a mess, lying on the ground with blank eyes. Explosive things flashed across the ground, and all of them were picked up by the pets of Epee Wufeng. Chen Jianfeng was in a hurry to go to the toilet. A big blood flower.

Epee Wufeng received a critical blow, with only a tiny bit of health left, before Chen Jianfeng could operate it, another critical blow, and epee Wufeng fell down.

"So you don't need to be beaten?" Ju Cilang stood in front of him, his whole body was covered with red flames.

Epee Wufeng: "Don't sneak attack if you have the ability!!! Let's single out!!!"

"Even if you are singled out, you can't beat me." Ju Cilang was full of confidence.

The assassin's invisibility has been changed to a 5-minute cooldown. Within 5 minutes, Ju Jilang can no longer use the invisible backstab technique, but Ju Jilang is still calm and has no idea of ​​​​running away.Jucilang spent a lot of money to make a set of top-level flame crit equipment, full of gems and enhancements. The top-quality equipment not only strengthens the attack power, but also makes up for the lack of defense.Ju Cilang sneaked up on the passing players, almost hitting every second.

Ju Cilang looked through the backpack, the epee Wufeng burst out a lot of things, a lot of fancy things, wait, what is this?Beginner's Great Sword? !And a beginner's guide? !

Just about to take a closer look, Ju Cilang's eyes suddenly turned.

Ju Cilang was still opening the backpack interface, floating in the air with a dazed face, the invincible skills of the world came out one after another, and the sword light danced into a phantom. When Ju Cilang fell to the ground, the gold coins in the bag instantly dropped to double digits. At the same time, most of the equipment in the backpack disappeared.

Ju Cilang finally understood that he was attacked by someone!

"The world is invincible! Don't sneak attack if you have the ability!!! Let's single out!!!" An angry text bubble appeared on Ju Cilang's head.

"Even if you are singled out, you can't beat me." Tianxia Wudi said.

Ju Cilang immediately revived on the spot, but the mage's raging waves stopped him.

Fu Hai Kuang Tao persuaded: "Don't worry, just look at the big equipment of the local tyrant."

Ju Cilang suppressed his anger, clicked on the equipment bar of the big local tyrant, and was stunned after seeing it.

After a while, Ju Cilang said: "Fuck!"

Fu Hai Kuang Tao said: "Understood? He is full of god stones, the gap is so big, you still want to beat him without stealth?"

Lu Tao continued to play tricks, coaxing RMB players to charge money to buy the god stone.

Ju Cilang was really brainwashed, hesitated for a few seconds, put down a sentence viciously, you wait, and then returned to the city with a flash.

Angry Sea Kuangtao also returned to the city, continuing to brainwash the RMB players.

The World Invincible checked his backpack, and the gold coins and equipment dropped by the epee Wufeng came back after a circle. There were hundreds of gold coins more, probably from Ju Cilang.

Ju Cilang killed the epee Wufeng, and he killed Ju Cilang, which is equivalent to indirectly killing the epee Wufeng. After thinking about it, Tianxia Wudi was in a good mood, and said to the epee Wufeng on the ground: "I I took revenge for you, aren't you happy?"

At this time, Chen Jianfeng was on his way to the toilet, he didn't even care about the resurrection of the character, as soon as the epee Wufeng was hung, Chen Jianfeng went straight out like a wild horse that had run loose.

When passing by the boss's office, Wu Di happened to come out with a radiant face.

The two entered the toilet one after the other.

Wu Di was in a good mood, humming to Little Apple while urinating.

Chen Jianfeng was so depressed, his mind was full of images of being violently attacked by Ju Cilang, and after thinking about it, he thought of Invincible Under Heaven.

It's amazing to have a god stone, isn't it?Chen Jianfeng thought.

"Haha!"

Is it amazing to use Sassoon?Chen Jianfeng thought.

"Haha!"

It's not the same as losing to me!It is also called invincible!cut!Chen Jianfeng thought.

"Ha-choo! Ha-choo! Ha-choo!"

"Mr. Wu, do you have a cold?" Chen Jianfeng asked concerned.

"Maybe." Wu Di rubbed his nose, washed his hands, and hummed a ditty all the way back to the office.

Chen Jianfeng kindly sent a box of cold medicine.

"Thank you." Wu Di was grateful.

In the game, a player made an appointment to fight. Wu Di manipulated the character into the arena, raised his head and called to Chen Jianfeng: "Make me a cup of coffee, the machine is over there."

Wu Di's coffee machine was the latest model. Chen Jianfeng fumbled around on the machine. There were too many buttons on the machine, so he didn't dare to touch it casually. Finally, Chen Jianfeng found the water dispenser in the corner.

Putting a cup of hot coffee in front of him, Wu Di said, "Thank you..."

Wu Di squinted at the cup: "What is this?"

"Coffee, freshly made, smells so good!" Chen Jianfeng said.

Wu Di looked at the coffee beans soaked in hot water, then looked up at Chen Jianfeng.

Chen Jianfeng: "Well... I only found a bag of coffee beans..."

Wu Di: "..."

Chen Jianfeng: "...that... do you want milk?"

Wu Di: "Do you have milk?"

Chen Jianfeng nodded hurriedly: "I have milk! I have milk!"

Chen Jianfeng ran out and brought in a bag of instant coffee.

"Nestlé is three-in-one, with milk and sugar. I drink it often." Chen Jianfeng brewed it, and put the hot coffee in front of Wu Di.

Wu Di: "Nestlé?"

"Hmm." Chen Jianfeng thought to himself, isn't Nestlé bad?So picky? !

Wu Di: "Hah!"

Wu Di rubbed his nose: "Nestlé contains creamer, not pure milk, and it doesn't taste good when soaked."

Is it so important to drink coffee?Chen Jianfeng thought to himself.

Wu Di: "Hah!"

"Do you want to make another cup?"

"Forget it, it will be done soon."

cut!Chen Jianfeng thought to himself.

Wu Di: "Hah???"

Chen Jianfeng was concerned: "Mr. Wu, remember to take your medicine."

Wu Di's nose was red, and he said depressedly, "Some bastard must be scolding me!"

Bastard: "Hah!"

When Chen Jianfeng returned to his seat, his cell phone rang.

Hearing the landlord's voice, Chen Jianfeng remembered that it was the end of the month and the rent had to be paid.He has been so busy recently that he has been staying at the company for food and lodging, so he really forgot about it.

"I'll be back now." Chen Jianfeng said, "I've been too busy recently and often work overtime."

"Xiao Chen, I have something to tell you." The landlord said mysteriously, "Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news first?"

Chen Jianfeng thought for a while: "Bad news."

"Xiao He, who shared the rent with you, moved out."

"Oh." Chen Jianfeng began to have a headache again on how to find a co-rental partner.

Chen Jianfeng lived on the top floor, two bedrooms and one living room, with only fans. On sunny days, it was as stuffy as a steamer, and on cloudy and rainy days, water seeped from the ceiling.

But the rent is cheap and it is close to the company, so Chen Jianfeng plans to continue to live there.

"What's the good news?" Chen Jianfeng asked.

"The good news is... hey, don't get excited after hearing that!"

"No, no, no! I'm very calm!" Chen Jianfeng pressed his ear to the phone tightly, and his heart was jumping wildly with excitement.

The landlord said: "The rent will start to increase next month."

A group of mud horses roared past Chen Jianfeng's mind.

Chen Jianfeng wiped his face: "How much?"

"Two hundred, hehehe!"

Chen Jianfeng: "..."

After Chen Jianfeng paid the rent, the more he thought about it, the more he felt distressed. He went back to his residence and lay on the bed tossing and turning. He picked up his mobile phone and looked for his best friend: Do you think I should live here?Two hundred up, what the hell!The one who lived with me moved away!

His best friend Liu Wei was nestling in the small room at the moment, playing games with his shirt on, with one leg propped on the chair, manipulating Weiwei's little sweetheart to act cute everywhere.

When Liu Wei saw the message, he thought he was farting. The rent of Chen Jianfeng's residence had been increased several times, and whoever lived there deserved it.

Unable to withstand Chen Jianfeng's wailing, Liu Wei replied: I advised you to move, but if you don't listen, your place is not inhabited at all!

Chen Jianfeng: But it's so close to the company, I can't bear it.

Liu Wei: Then you continue to live.

Chen Jianfeng: How much is your rent?

Liu Wei: Jiubai, I advise you not to think about it, I only have one bed!It won't be good if you are pressed down!

Chen Jianfeng: Come here, let's share equally, each person only needs more than 700 yuan!

Liu Wei typed lazily: Don't dream, hurry up and play the game, the dungeon is about to open!

The dungeon of Dabao is opened once a week, and only two people can team up, so priests who can increase blood are particularly sought-after.

By the time Epée Wufeng went online, Weiwei Sweetheart had already followed other players to play the game.

Epee Wufeng: You don't wait for me to cheat!What about being together? !

Weiwei's little sweetheart: The beauty has an appointment, first come, first served, brother, wait for the next time, okay? (づ￣3￣)づ

There was a huge crowd of people at the entrance of the dungeon, and Epee Wufeng wandered around but couldn't find a priest, so he directly signed up to start a group, hoping that a nurse would automatically come to the door.

Invincible under heaven: "Oh, what a coincidence!"

Amidst the swiping sound of kneeling and begging for a nanny, a message flashed quickly.

Chen Jianfeng pretended not to see it, and got up to make noodles for himself.

The World Invincible pushed aside the crowd and stood in front of Epee Wufeng: "Hey! I'm calling you! Going to pk?"

The World Invincible thought that the other party didn't see him because he swiped the screen too fast, so he wanted to whisper him, but in the end, he was forced to form a team.

When Chen Jianfeng came in with instant noodles in his hands, he saw his character standing in the desert, his health bar was rushing down, and a scorpion the size of a fist was poking him with its tail.

Where is the nanny?Why don't you come and add blood? !

Chen Jianfeng stopped eating the instant noodles, clicked on the team formation panel, and immediately swallowed his old blood.

After Tianxia Wudi killed the monster, he ran back to deal with the big scorpion. The two of them had half a tube of blood left, and they looked at each other.

Epee Wufeng: "Why you again?!!!"

"Do you have milk?" Invincible Under Heaven asked.

"How can the elders have milk?!"

"Your thoughts are too obscene. I mean, do you have blood medicine?" Tian Wudi said, "I forgot to buy it, hurry up and give me a few bottles."

Epee Wufeng angrily threw out several bottles of life medicine.

"So little? Give more?"

"No! I want to use it myself!"

"Where is the Sun God Water? What about the medicine that directly increases life by 50%?"

"no!"

"Cut!" The World Invincible put the bag away with disgust on his face, and urged him to eat while eating, "Hurry up, it's time!"

"Even if we don't count the time, we can't make it through!" Chen Jianfeng was helpless, the difficulty of the dungeon was extremely high, although the two swordsmen with top-level equipment cut monsters like chopping vegetables, but after a group of monsters passed, the blood of the two bottomed out.

"I'm out of medicine, give me some." Epee Wufeng ran to Tianxia Wudi.

"Save it!" Tian Wudi threw out several bottles of medicine.

"Give some more! Not enough!"

"You didn't bring any medicine in the next dungeon, you deserve it right?" Under Heaven Invincible threw out a few more bottles with contempt on his face, blocking the mobs rushing up for him.

Chen Jianfeng: "..." Who downloaded the dungeon without medicine? !

At the entrance of the dungeon, Ju Cilang traded a bunch of medicines to Nuhai Kuangtao.

Nuhai Kuangtao got the medicine, and when he turned to leave, he was instantly killed by Ju Cilang on the spot.

"Don't leave! Resurrect and join the team!" Ju Cilang ordered.

Angry Sea Kuangtao was depressed: "I am a mage, I have no milk!"

"I know." Ju Jilang started a team, "Password 123, come in!"

"Without a nanny to add blood, I can't beat him!" Lu Tao was really worried about Ju Cilang's IQ.

"It's okay, the medicine is enough." Ju Cilang was very calm.

Only then did Lu Tao realize that he was being used as a warehouse by the other party!

The more Lu Tao thought about it, the more angry he became, and he decided to ignore him. He went to smoke by the window, and suddenly a flash of inspiration came to his mind.

Raging sea and raging waves: "The life medicine must not be replenished in time, you have to bring the sun god water!"

The small magic water directly increases life and mana by 50%, and it costs one yuan a bottle, and the big magic water directly increases 100%, and a bottle costs three yuan.

The raging sea and raging waves brainwashed Jucilang, exaggerating how strong the monsters inside are, and how high their attack power is.

Ju Cilang thought over and over again, and obediently went to the mall to buy.

"It's so expensive." Ju Cilang spent more than 200 yuan to buy medicine, feeling distressed, "This medicine is more expensive than the hospital! It's too bad!"

Hahaha, you are the one who cheated! ! !

Lu Tao crossed his legs and manipulated the raging sea to throw the ordinary life medicine into the store, urging: "Too few! Buy more, there is more space in the backpack! By the way, do you want to buy a blood-sucking god stone? There is one in the mall. ~"

Epee Wufeng and Invincible Under Heaven finally brought down the first boss at this time.

There are only a few bottles of small life medicine left in the backpack.

Under Heaven Invincible said in grief and indignation: "We will fight!"

"No rush." ​​Epée Wufeng walked towards a big rock. This level was designed by Chen Jianfeng himself. Inside the big rock was buried a golden treasure chest. It looked like a lot of gold coins, but it was actually full of medicines.

The big stone is placed far away in the corner as a hidden supply station. If it is not too busy to hit the stone, it is impossible to be discovered.

There are many hidden supply stations in the dungeon, and Lu Tao also asked to add one or two resurrection stones in case of emergency.

The World Invincible watched from afar as the epee Wufeng chopped stones and opened the treasure chest.

Epee Wufeng greeted him: "Come here and get the medicine!"

Under Heaven Invincible walked over to get the medicine, the two divided them up, and rushed into the pile of monsters. Under Heaven Invincible hacked and hacked, and suddenly said: "Isn't this dungeon just opened today?"

Epee Wufeng: "Yes."

The two worked together to kill a boss monster, took medicine to replenish blood, and broke into the cave of the second boss.

The World Invincible asked: "Is this your first time here?"

"Of course, we are the land reclamation team." Chen Jianfeng buried himself in eating noodles.

The World Invincible ran up to him with a text bubble: "Then how do you know there is a treasure chest in the stone?"