Why is it always the boss who gets slapped in the face

Chapter 1 The ultimate big local tyrant

Chen Jianfeng has been a little busy recently.

Since the meeting, Mr. Wu has taken special care of him and asked him to stay and work overtime every three days.

Chen Jianfeng lived alone with no worries. It was the same for him to live in a rented house or a company. Besides, the company benefits were good, and there was a free supper for overtime work.

So Chen Jianfeng regards the company as his home and enjoys it.

A week later, when the game was open for beta testing, Novice Village was crowded with people, and Chen Jianfeng's swordsman ran around among the group of players.

qq rang.

Liu Wei asked: Is there a registered account?

Chen Jianfeng: It's built, and I'm playing now.

Liu Wei: Send me your nickname, there will be benefits.

Chen Jianfeng sent it, and a few minutes later, the small envelope in the game lit up, and he received a bag of gold coins and a set of professional clothes.

Chen Jianfeng turned his head and said, "Are you so picky?!"

Liu Wei typed: If you have something to get, you're still babbling!

Chen Jianfeng: "Who arranges the welfare? How about sending this little money to beggars?"

Liu Wei typing: In order not to affect the balance of the game, the boss specifically requires that the benefits should not be distributed too much.

Chen Jianfeng: "Speak! What are you typing next door!"

Liu Wei said, "Okay."

Someone applied to add friends in the game, Chen Jianfeng clicked on it, and found that it was a pastor named "Little Sweetheart Weiwei", and this little sweetheart Weiwei was dancing in front of Chen Jianfeng's character. Incredible.

Chen Jianfeng was so busy admiring that he forgot to confirm.

Liu Wei said, "Add."

Chen Jianfeng: "Add what?"

Liu Wei: "Me."

Little sweetheart Weiwei waved in front of the screen, and a sweet voice sounded in the headset: Hello!

Chen Jianfeng: "..."

The two became friends, and Weiwei's little sweetheart popped up a cute pink text bubble: "Brother, take me!"

"..." Chen Jianfeng turned his head, "Can't you play with a man?"

Liu Wei said: "No, the female account is easy to mess with, and the male account is the life of being hacked. Believe it or not? Especially like you, who wore a professional suit not long after starting the server. It's no wonder people don't envy you!

Chen Jianfeng didn't believe it, but he was killed in the wild.

The one who attacked him was an assassin. After the attack, the invisibility effect disappeared. Ju Cilang in leather armor picked up a bag of gold coins from the ground, and said contemptuously, "Cut! Poor ghosts still wear professional suits, how dare you!"

An angry text bubble popped up on Epée Wufeng's head: "What kind of hero is a sneak attack! One-on-one battle in the arena if you have the ability!"

Jucilang laughed loudly, walked past Weiwei's little sweetheart, and even blew a kiss to the beauty.

Weiwei's little sweetheart smiled and said, "Do you understand now?"

Epee Wufeng ate a resurrection stone and stood up on the spot.

Ju Cilang suddenly disappeared while walking not far away. Chen Jianfeng immediately became nervous. The other party must have disappeared again. He met such a player just after leaving the Novice Village. It was really bad luck for eight lifetimes.

Chen Jianfeng turned the angle of view, afraid that someone would suddenly appear from behind, a mage passing by, suddenly fell to the ground, and a big blood flower burst out of his body.

After Ju Cilang appeared, he picked up a bag of money and scolded the poor ghost.

Director Lu Tao was so angry that he slammed the mouse: "Fuck!"

Chen Jianfeng: "..."

Liu Wei: "..."

Chen Jianfeng sent a message to Lu Tao: Boss, what profession do you play?

Lu Tao: Assassin.

Chen Jianfeng: Huh?assassin?

Lu Tao sent the nickname to Chen Jianfeng, and after checking it, he got it, a level 1 assassin trumpet.

Lu Tao typing: I don't have time to play, I'm too lazy to practice. By the way, Assassin is so against the sky, I need to adjust it, especially the stealth. You record it in the document and bring it up in the meeting.

The sorcerer revived cursingly, caught up with Jucilang and threw a frost formation, Jucilang froze immediately, and within a few seconds of being unable to move, the sorcerer's skills blasted wildly, Lu Tao's mouse and keyboard kept crackling, and he was about to fall down The opponent lost, the freezing effect disappeared, Jucilang became invisible, and the mage fell to the ground again. This time the mage was unlucky and exploded his staff.

Ju Cilang picked up the staff and said: "You are still young if you want to kill me... Ouch! The weapon enhancement is so high haha! It can sell a lot of gold coins!"

Mage: "Go to the arena if you have the ability!"

Ju Cilang: "Okay, I'll go to the exchange first, and I'll wait for you later."

Lu Tao: "Fuck!!!"

Lu Tao went to the window and smoked silently.

Chen Jianfeng typed the outline in the document, and colorful things flickered on the screen. He looked up and saw a majestic swordsman with colorful rays of light passing by.

Chen Jianfeng hurriedly checked his equipment, vip best suit, full of gems and enhancements!

Chen Jianfeng was surprised: "It costs at least [-] yuan to get this set up!"

Liu Wei: "Yes."

Chen Jianfeng commented: "In the early stage of the game, the upgrade is fast, and it is a waste of money to invest in equipment."

Liu Wei: "Yes."

Chen Jianfeng: "The thoughts of local tyrants are really difficult to understand...don't be so, can you just say a few more words?"

Liu Wei: "OK."

Chen Jianfeng: "..."

The big local tyrant's name is Tian Tian Wu Di, and his name is as cool as his equipment. As expected, Ju Cilang fell in love with him. One-third of the blood is still standing.

The invisibility technique has a cooldown time, so Ju Cilang had no choice but to bite the bullet and fight.His pk skills are not weak, he dodges left and right, he shoots skill bursts, and makes the assassin play very well, but he is obviously far behind the big local tyrant. Before jumping a few times, he was knocked to the ground by Invincible Under Heaven.

Ju Cilang dropped a few pieces of equipment, and the gold coins were scattered around, as if he had beaten a boss. The big local tyrant didn't even look at it, just put away his sword and left.

Word bubbles appeared on Ju Cilang's head: "Don't go! Come again!"

The world is invincible: "If you do it a few more times, you won't be able to defeat me."

Ju Cilang was resurrected, facing the lying corpse, exploding money and exploding equipment in one go.

Ju Cilang refused to accept it, and the speed of resurrecting the lying corpse, exploding money and exploding equipment was faster than last time.

Invincible stood beside him and waited for him.

Ju Cilang came back to life again. He bent down to pick up money and equipment. He picked it up for more than a minute. After picking it up, he said viciously, "Wait!"

Invincible: "Where are you going?"

Ju Cilang: "Pay money to buy equipment, see if I don't kill you!"

Invincible Under Heaven shouted to him: "Wait."

"what?"

"There are pets in the shopping mall, which can help you pick up props." Tianxia Wudi released the pets, and the little charmander flew around with fire all over its body.

Ju Cilang snorted coldly, and with a flash, he returned to the city.

Chen Jianfeng: "It seems that pk can help stimulate consumption."

Liu Wei: "Yes."

"Give me blood, I'm about to go!" Chen Jianfeng pushed the mouse, and the epee Wufeng rushed towards Tianxia Wudi with his sword.

Ju Cilang was very depressed. He played countless online games, and he had never been so tortured that he couldn't stand up like today.

Although the opponent is a local tyrant, there is a gap in equipment.

But Ju Cilang saw that the local tyrant was very powerful, even if he didn't wear the top-quality suit, he might not be able to defeat him.

The more Ju Cilang thought about it, the more depressed he became. He hung up on the exchange and entered the mall. In a flash of his brain, he spent thousands of dollars, opened VIP, got a small Charmander, and bought a bunch of enhancement stones.

The enhancement stones were quickly exhausted, and Ju Jilang charged several thousand dollars, and finally filled up the entire set of enhancement stones.

"It's really a waste of money!" Ju Cilang scolded the ancestor who planned it all over in his heart.

Ju Cilang held his breath and wanted to find someone to pk. When he looked up, the hard-working mage passed by with a cheap staff.

Lu Tao was so depressed that he could be killed even if he went out to practice a level. He carefully manipulated the mage to go out into the field.

Ju Cilang picked up the purse and said contemptuously, "That's all!"

"!!!" Lu Tao slapped the table and stood up.

Crowd: "..."

Lu Tao took a deep breath, sat down and typed: "If you have the ability, don't ask for it!!!"

Ju Cilang replied quickly: "You gave it, how could I not want it?"

The mage vomited blood and came back to life, repaired his equipment in the city, took revenge on him aggressively, and died again as soon as he left the city gate.

This time the mage's robe burst out, and a copper plate fell out.

Ju Cilang picked up the robe, but he didn't even look at the copper plate.

"I have a grudge against you?!" Lu Tao almost smashed his keyboard.

"I don't know, I don't like you anyway."

"Why am I not pleasing to the eye?!"

Ju Cilang said: "When I kill you, I always have the illusion of planning to kill you. That feeling is really great."

Lu Tao: "..."

The mage didn't say a word, lying on his stomach with his upper body naked, face down.

Ju Cilang looked at the pitiful look of the mage, and said, "Are you a novice? Let's go, go to leveling!"

Lu Tao just raised his buttocks and sat back: "Are you taking me?"

"That's right." Ju Cilang didn't know where his tendons were cramping, but he threw out a double experience card.

The mage was resurrected, ran out of the city, and put the card in his pocket.

Then Jujiro threw two resurrection stones.

The mage picked it up.

When the two became friends, Lu Tao thought for a while and said, "I don't have a pet, it's too troublesome to pick things up."

Then the RMB player bought him a little sheep.

The little sheep was in a white ball, bleating and screaming in the mage's arms.

Lu Tao was not happy, how could he, a big man, take the little sheep around?

Ju Cilang educated him: "Sheep are the best pets in the legal system, they increase intelligence, don't you know?"

Lu Tao didn't want to play with him, so he took his pet, and he was killed as soon as he turned around.

Ju Cilang said coldly: "You have the nerve to leave after taking the things?"

"Then you're the boss, right?"

"No! I'll kill you if you leave!"

The mage lay on his stomach and ignored him.

Ju Cilang urged: "Resurrect quickly! Don't think I don't know you still have a resurrection stone!"

The mage revived on the spot, and Ju Cilang threw him two more.

Resurrection stones are sold in the mall, one yuan each.

Thinking of earning income for the game, Lu Tao endured and typed: "I have no clothes to wear, crispy skin, give me some more."

Ju Cilang threw out ten resurrection stones, and also threw out a mage's clothes.

"If you kill monsters and explode, you will wear them through." Ju Cilang said.

There was a fight ahead, and various skills collided. Ju Cilang told him: "Don't go there, follow me."

The sorcerer followed behind him, and secretly used his frost skills. While Ju Cilang was freezing, the sorcerer's skills blasted wildly. After a while, the sorcerer fell down.

"Don't be invisible if you have the ability!" The mage was angry.

"You still want to sneak attack on me based on your level? Just dream!" Ju Cilang urged, "Get up!"

Lu Tao swallowed his anger and came back to life, saying: "Give me a few more stones!"

Jucilang threw out five, and led his little followers around.

When the mage passed by, he secretly glanced at Tian Tian Wu Di.

Tianxia Wudi was concentrating on dealing with epee Wufeng. He didn't pay attention to epee Wufeng at first, but after a few moves, Tianxia Wudi found that epee Wufeng's moves were coquettish, and his operations were fast and accurate. After fighting for a while, no one was able to cut anyone, but the world is invincible with high attack and thick defense. In contrast, the epee Wufeng looks particularly crispy. When it touches a skill, it loses half a tube of blood in an instant.

Chen Jianfeng: "Ga Jia Jia!!!"

Liu Wei threw out the healing magic, and the blood bar was full again in a blink of an eye.

Tianxia Wudi turned to attack the nanny, and epee Wufeng followed Tianxia Wudi and chopped his ass. Tianxia Wudi was so annoyed by him, he turned around and went to kill epee Wufeng, finally cut off half of the blood, Weiwei's little sweetheart was cured It was full again, coming and going again and again, the epee Wufeng maintained the state of full blood, and forcibly pushed Tianxia Wudi down.

The World's Invincible was full of grief and anger: "Despicable!!! What kind of talk is it like to fight with a nanny!!!"

Epee Wufeng despised: "Don't you see what your equipment looks like!"

"Okay, I'll take it off!" Underworld Invincible was full of confidence, "Let's fight one-on-one, you are not allowed to bring a nanny!"

Weiwei's little sweetheart ran to the corner, with a pink text bubble popping up on her head: "Brother, come on↖(^w^)↗!"

"Damn!" Chen Jianfeng smiled and kicked Liu Wei.

After the world-shattering battle just now, the nearby players were gradually attracted.

The eyes of the crowd were focused on the shining world invincible, there was no way, that top-quality suit was dazzling like a searchlight, after the world invincible was resurrected, he took off the equipment, put on an ordinary professional attire, and made a move towards the epee Wufeng. With a provocative gesture, he said proudly: "Shall I let you have a few swords?"

With a cigarette in his mouth, Chen Jianfeng typed: "Master, what if I accidentally make you cry?"

The local tyrant stood in front of him aggressively: "Brother gave you three swords! Don't lose face, just let the horse come here!"

Then the local tyrant was lifted into the sky by the opponent's three swords and never came down.

The crowd saw one swordsman flying happily in the sky, another swordsman stabbed happily with his sword, and Invincible Under Heaven flew for a long time and finally landed, turning into a gray corpse.

Invincible in the world: "I got stuck just now! It doesn't count!"

Epee Wufeng: "Come!"

The two swung their swords and chopped, and the team leader walked over and said, "The meeting is on, hurry up!"

Chen Jianfeng was at a loss: "What kind of meeting?"

"Weekly meeting, have you forgotten?"

Everyone got up one after another, leaving Chen Jianfeng and planning director Lu Tao clacking and typing on the keyboard.

"I'll be right there!" Chen Jianfeng said.

Epee Wufeng: "Stop fighting! I have something to go!"

"No!" The World Invincible was excited, "You are not allowed to leave without my permission!"

Epee Wufeng: "..."

cut!Does this guy think he's the boss?With a flick of the mouse, Chen Jianfeng manipulated the epee Wufeng to spin out a beautiful sword flower. Under Heaven Wudi stepped forward to meet him, lay down gorgeously, and dropped out a top-quality suit of pants.

Chen Jianfeng picked up his pants and closed the game. The team leader urged again: "Hurry up! Who else, hurry up, you still have to make a report!"

Lu Tao didn't raise his head: "Please explain clearly, what is that who is not that who is?"

The group leader knocked on the table: "Brother Tao, stop playing, it's time for the meeting!"

Lu Tao snorted, and the mage came out with a line of words: "If there is something to do, go down first."

As soon as Ju Cilang made an angry expression, he saw the mage's white light flash and went offline directly.

During the meeting, Chen Jianfeng was absent-minded, and his mind was full of the top-quality pants that the big local tyrant dropped.

Although the level of the best pants is low, they are full of strengthening gems.

The attributes are powerful and can be worn to more than 30 levels.

"Equipment needs to be locked." Wu Di emphasized with a sullen face, "Small equipment doesn't matter, but if the high-end equipment that has invested a lot is lost, players will easily quit the game due to sadness, and the number of players will decrease, which will affect the income of the game."

Lu Tao answered: "Players can choose whether to lock or not. Locked equipment cannot be traded, and it will not drop during PK."

Wu Di: "Yes."

Lu Tao is trying to find money again: "Locked items can be placed in the mall, but they can only be bought with money."

Wu Di: "Good idea!"

The two discussed happily and finalized many optimization plans.

Chen Jianfeng took notes silently, thinking that he would have to work overtime again tonight.

After the epee Wufeng went online, the first thing he did was to put on the trousers of a local tyrant, his lower body gleamed, as if enveloped in a layer of immortal energy.

Chen Jianfeng was very satisfied, and set up a stall on the side of the street to hang up.

As soon as the plan was written, it was written until the early morning. Chen Jianfeng rubbed his eyes and clicked on the game.

Sitting next to him cross-legged, Invincible Under Heaven, wearing armor and underpants, set up a booth named: Return My Pants!

VIP privileges can make the frame of the stall sparkle, and the big local tyrant sits next to him, shining brightly on the epee Wufeng.

Chen Jianfeng kept him secret: Are you there?

The big local tyrant didn't respond, and he probably hung up too.

Chen Jianfeng got up to go to the toilet, and met Wu Di who came out head-on.

Chen Jianfeng greeted quickly: "Mr. Wu!"

Wu Di glanced at him: "Have you left yet?"

Chen Jianfeng: "No, I'm writing a plan."

Wu Di attached great importance to the case settled today, and said, "Let me have a look after finishing it."

Chen Jianfeng said yes, after going to the toilet, he went to the vending machine and bought a can of coffee. It tastes good and is necessary for staying up late. He wanted to buy another bottle, but there was no coffee in the machine. Chen Jianfeng picked it up for a long time and bought a can Eight-treasure porridge.

Hearing the knock on the door, Wu Di raised his head from behind the screen: "Please come in...ah, is it you?"

"Mr. Wu." Chen Jianfeng stepped forward.

"Just send me the plan, why... um..." Wu Di choked when he saw the eight-treasure porridge on the table.

"I...I'll send you right away." Chen Jianfeng turned around and fled.

Wu Di called him back: "Just pass it on to me, it's too troublesome to send an email."

"Okay, how much is your QQ?"

Wu Di reported a personal number, Chen Jianfeng returned to his seat to join him, and passed the document.

After Chen Jianfeng finished his work, he clicked on the game and wanted to play for a while, when he saw the message of Invincible Under Heaven on the chat panel.

Invincible is still the same sentence: "Give me back my pants!!!"

Epee Wufeng: "You still have the face to ask me for it after losing? Who do you think you are?"

The World Invincible closed the booth and stood up, with a big text bubble popping up on his head: "One-on-one!!!"

The World Invincible put on cheap pants and followed Epee Wufeng to the wild.

Epee Wufeng asked: "Shall I let you strike a few times?"

Invincible under heaven swung his sword and rushed forward.

Epee Wufeng: "Wait! I can't beat you in this suit!"

Invincible under heaven: "I want to kill you!"

Epee Wufeng: "The local tyrant, I can't beat you with your body, I admit defeat! Can you stop playing?"

Invincible Under Heaven took off his best attire and put on professional attire.

Invincible said: "Look! I'm going to go!"

Invincible under heaven quickly lay down his corpse, and a top-quality gauntlet burst out.

Invincible Under Heaven resurrected on the spot: "Come again!"

The World Invincible continued to lie down, and a top-quality helmet broke out.

The world is invincible more and more frustrated, the two of you come and go, and finally the epee Wufeng changed into the best suit of the world and said: "The shoes are still missing."

Invincible:"……"

Epee Wufeng: "Hey, don't pretend to be dead, get up and give me my shoes!"

Invincible under heaven ignored him.

Epee Wufeng: "Are you afraid? Then stop fighting, so as not to say that I bully you."

"Who's scared?!" Tianxia Wudi got up, and before he could make a move, he was lifted into the sky by the epee Wufeng, and when he landed, he really dropped a pair of top-quality shoes.

"Thank you!" Epee Wufeng was in a particularly good mood after finishing the big local tyrant, put on his shoes, and left shining.

Chen Jianfeng was happy in his heart. He never dreamed that he would meet a top-quality local tyrant who was brave enough to seek abuse, and he could easily get a top-quality outfit.

But lose or lose, Chen Jianfeng sees that Tianxia Wudi is very strong, and he is afraid that there will be countless games in the game, and he will beat Tianxia Wudi's opponents.

Chen Jianfeng vividly taught the big local tyrants what it means that there are heaven and people outside the sky and people outside the sky.

I don't know if the local tyrant was tortured and cried?

Chen Jianfeng found it interesting just thinking about it.

Going to the corridor with the cigarette, he found Wu Di smoking facing out the window.

Chen Jianfeng felt that the big boss was in a bad mood, so he called out cautiously: "Mr. Wu."

Wu Di turned to look at him.

Under the light, Chen Jianfeng noticed that Wu Di's eyes were red.