National Treasure Striker [Football]

The celebration is over, and the person on the other side has also lifted one down. It seems that the game should continue?

However, the Italian teammates did not.

It's understandable for everyone to celebrate a goal in the World Cup... They were very curious after the owner of the goal finished celebrating, how did that guy who seemed to have done nothing to seriously injure a general on the opposite side do it!

You Ni, are you afraid that you have a golden butt?

Come, come, come, Yoni, let everyone touch your golden butt, with a weight of 200 catties!

Julian:? ? ?

Fuck, the tiger's ass was also touched by your younger brother casually?

However, the successors of capitalism cannot stop the enthusiastic workers and peasants, and they will always miss a few unprepared hands. It seems that they are the kind with a lot of experience in picking up girls...

Some people said that the buttocks of the thighs are different from others, but Julian felt something was wrong.

What's the matter with the touch of the shorts directly rubbing against the skin?

The coolness of Terry's ass that was sitting on his back before appeared again, and it will strongly show its sense of presence!

...Brother Rong first uttered a German curse.

Before everyone could understand what was going on, they saw Julian walking towards the sideline with a serious face. Before taking two steps, he suddenly remembered that the referee was still staring at him. His own coach left.

The staff at the coaching bench looked confused, watching Julian flicking his pants, still wondering, is this going to change the pants?But the shorts are not torn?

Referee: "..."

The fourth official & several line referees: "..."

Wait, what's broken?

Did they hear it right?

Seeing that Julian communicated with his own staff, the two staff members rushed to the walkie-talkie to find someone to go back to the locker room to get something, and then they realized that they had understood correctly.

The referee was silent for a second, and signaled the others to continue the game. As for Julian, he will play after he changes.

Although the normal jerseys and shorts on the outside are fine, but there is a problem inside, since the players brought it up, they can't ignore it, right?

With this wave of knowledge, the game will continue.

The fans didn't understand what kind of charade they were playing, but the Italian staff came to a red cloth-like thing, and then shook out a big towel.

Julian patted the shoulders with the staff brothers calmly, and asked them to help him surround him so that he could change his fat times.

Don't ask, if you ask, it means that the eldest brother is fat and cracked.

Hurry up and don't dawdle, after changing the eldest brother, England will be embarrassed.

Constipated staff: "..."

By the way, why haven't they seen the players so fat?I just haven't seen the big red fat times.

can not tell……

Is Julian's aesthetic so eclectic?

Julian didn't have any psychological burden at all. He took off his pants with peace of mind under the public only covered by a simple big towel, and then took the big red fat times that blinded the camera with the staff.

fan:"……"

Fuck, what is that?

It is strongly required to zoom in on the lens for close-up playback!

However, the camera is very busy, and there is still a match. The fans who watch the World Cup and don't forget to eat melons can only guess.

People who understand what's going on are a little embarrassed, only the person involved seems to be nothing, just calm down, but this person has changed clothes and is still a star, just like an international supermodel who is waiting for a change of look and then going to walk on the runway.

Prandelli: "..."

The Italian coach slapped his disciple on the forehead with love, hurry up and don't compare, wear a red and fat first time to make you proud.

Julian tugged his trousers, reported to the fourth official, and trotted onto the stage.I feel that the size of this new fat times is bought too small, it is a bit tight.

Looking at the expressions of curiosity or teasing on the faces of his teammates who were close, Julian waved his paw very bluntly.

What are you looking at?Haven't seen Shuaibi who changed fat times in the World Cup?

The real Shuaibi has the courage to change fat times at the World Cup scene!

This kind of calmness in the face of danger is the demeanor of a general like Fathead Yu!

You don't lose if you lose, even if you lose weight, you have to face it with confidence!

Van Persie watching the live broadcast: "..."

Everyone in the Dutch team: "..."

Robben patted him sympathetically with an expression of "Your brother will not disappoint".

What Julian is doing at this time has been decoded by the supernatural fans, because Julian has also done the thing of wearing red and fat clothes for the first time before. It is said that it is his own little superstition, and he thinks that it is easier to have good luck.

Understanding is understanding, but when you really understand it, you will still be so irritated by this operation that you want to kneel down for him.

Fans who eat melons said that the World Cup Duanzi team may be born soon.

#In Italy, you can even change fat times with bare hands while playing the World Cup

Prandelli seemed to have sensed something, and said suddenly: "How many red underwear did Julian bring this time?"

Teaching assistant: "..."

How does he know this? !

Does this have anything to do with the game?Have it?

If Julian knew about their conversation, he would definitely answer instead of Prandelli.

Of course there is an inevitable connection!

Don't you know that luck is also part of strength?

The eldest brother is only a short distance away from the king of the ball!

Captain Huo's Chinese red, understand?

After the Italian fans learned the facts, they began to order Julian's underwear. Although they don't know what brand it is, maybe their big baby will endorse it?

Soon some underwear brands saw business opportunities, Julian didn't have an agent, and Huo Zheng, who was watching the game from the stands, suddenly received several requests for the endorsement of Julian's underwear brand.

Don't you have red men's underwear?

It doesn't matter!

They can release a limited edition of the 2014 World Cup just for Julian!

The most charming aunt red, the most extreme enjoyment, you deserve it!

In fact, it is worth having. Julian feels that he has a very good sense of the ball. Anyway, he just closes his eyes and eats the cake.

Hart: "..."

To be reasonable, why every time he guards the goal, he can meet this devil spider as a striker?

And let the goalkeeper who doesn't let them live?

The commentary never stopped calling God throughout the whole process, which can be said to be a daily operation.

Every time God is called, God, the old man, seems to be manifesting, and let the terrible Italian goalkeeper come up with a single-handed attack.

It is a shame for every striker to fail to make a single goal. As the number one coach of the Italian male model team with the big red fat second in hand, it is impossible to single-handedly miss, and it will not be possible in this life.

Since the single-handed striker will not be shamed, it is the England goalkeeper who will be shamed.

The disgrace to England's goalkeeper, that is the disgrace to the Three Lions, the disgrace to the British Empire.

Oh no... Facing a score of 3-0, they should be the big brother country now.

Brother said it?Will let the other side come back.

Excuse me, brother, everyone here is my younger brother

Julian took the initiative to ask for his own free kick, and his teammates had no objections. It was a quick thing to follow Hangbi to drink soup.

To humiliate the opponent by following the comparison of strength is something that every player who lies down is secretly happy.

In the group stage, just humiliate the opponent casually, and wait until the knockout stage to exert force!

The Italian team played more and more smoothly, and the whole team was happy together.

The Granger fans who were humiliated casually and went 0-3: "..."

A warning to those who have already scored two goals, if you still want to play in the Premier League in the future, don't even think about wearing a hat, OK?

When will Buffon retire?Hurry up and let this guy harm the striker!

This is too fucked, it is agreed that Italy likes to play 1-0?

The world's stereotype of Italy cannot be changed at once. When it comes to the offensive and aggressive national team, you will never think of Italy.

That's why Rooney finally made his debut in the national team, forced his respect, scored a goal, and ended 1-4.

Obviously, if England wants to enter the knockout rounds, they must win the last two games, and they must win beautifully.

Another set of duels in the group stage was upset. Costa Rica humiliated a wave of World Cup champions decades ago, Uruguay, as the younger brother of the whole group.

At the end of the first round, Uruguay and England were at the bottom.

Italy's next game against Uruguay, Uruguay, like England, is a last stand.Their situation is even more difficult than that of England. They lost the group match they should have won the most, and fell into a passive situation as a whole.

Obviously, losing to the big brother in the group stage is a completely different experience from losing to the younger brother in the group stage.

As long as Italy wins the second game, it is basically stable.This changed their past difficult situation in the group stage, and it was like turning around and singing.

If you win, you will definitely win. The big brother will not show mercy to any other little brother. Uruguay can go back wherever it comes from.

During the World Cup, the competitions are similar, and the whole team will basically not do any large-scale training. Every day is basic exercise, so that the muscles can have sufficient breathing opportunities.

If there is a problem, go to the team doctor, and if there is no problem, play with the mobile phone.Julian asked Buffon for Bo's confiscated mobile phone by taking advantage of the jackpot of wearing a hat in the first game.

Tweeting right under the nose of the boss.

With Buffon staring at him, Julian can no longer tweet like last time. Although the truth is the same, the elder brother doesn’t understand. What he knows well, why doesn’t he understand the kindness of the elder brother? ?

Julian felt that he should kindly remind everyone to carry out the ideological awareness of "don't work too hard and go home sooner or later".

This time I won’t post in English, the team leader can understand it, but I still send something that the team leader can’t understand.

Thinking about it, it is not appropriate to post in any language I know, and it is biased to use German. They are all teams that may be encountered. It is better to listen to the coach and not embarrass them too much.Julian kept on doing nothing, showing the spirit of studying Chinese with the owner of his own club when he was free before——

Julian tapped the screen seriously, and the Chinese characters with correct accents appeared on Twitter.

we are the champion:

[Big brother country]: √

【Uruguay】:

After checking for a while, I felt that most people don’t understand me because I have a Chinese level [-], so Julian calmly sent it.

……

Chinese fans:? ? ?

what happened?

In addition to its own national team, did the Chinese team even participate in the World Cup in Chinese?

Fans who don't understand Chinese forced to translate with a confused face, but they couldn't understand the meaning translated by Google.

What is big cry brother country

What the hell is Cry Laguay?

Although I didn't understand what it meant, but that familiar kaomoji... Intuition told them that nothing good happened!

Can Italy take care of your goal forward, don't just let people out to play cute tactics?