Buffon: "..."

He is a goalkeeper, and he doesn't worry about pulling hatred or anything. A real boss is not afraid of any hatred.

He was going to educate Julian so that the young man would not be so arrogant next time.If you dare to make trouble, don't ask the captain?

I heard Julian sneezed twice.

Julian rubbed his nose in bewilderment, wondering, could it be that the captain misses his elder brother?

Julian didn't panic. He blew rainbow farts to Buffon: "The goalkeeper is the most stable and reliable in the team. Captain, you are the heart of the team, and you can also intimidate the opponent!"

In case of difficulty, find the captain!

...... emmmm fat head fish said

Boss Buffon didn't fall for it, but he couldn't help but someone turned his elbow outward: "Oh? Then what if the captain isn't here?"

Buffon:? ? ?

Marchisio said that Youni is a big leg, and in order to support him, he must be urged to be independent as soon as possible.

Even if you have difficulties, don't just look for the captain, look for your cousin!

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Julian was very straightforward and didn't even think about it: "The captain is not here, then I am the goalkeeper and the heart of the whole team, so there is no need to find the captain. I will face all the storms alone."

Teammates: "..."

Buffon: "..."

Crazy hints that the boss will abdicate and let Xianke be okay?

People like you are going to be beaten in the Dutch team, do you know that?

Marchisio was a little worried about what Buffon would think. It was before the game, he was a little nervous, and he hesitated to talk to his friends.

Unexpectedly, Buffon quickly calmed down with surprise on his face. He patted Julian and said, "It's good to have ambition. I admire you very much, Julian. There are not many young people who dare to speak the truth so confidently these days."

Before Julian could answer, he added: "But I think you have to work harder, after all, I won't consider retiring in the next 10 years."

Everyone: "..."

What the fuck?

Face the big boss online and tell the truth? !

Now which junior sees the senior will not put on a wave, saying that the senior is his idol, and he never thought that he would surpass his idol?

But do they all think so in their hearts?

No, they are a group of duplicity guys, maybe in their dreams they want to rub their seniors on the ground and slap them to death on the beach!

This group of hypocritical post-90s!

But some post-90s don't play cards according to common sense!As expected of Julian!

As Julian's senior, Buffon is also a strange person, directly saying that he will not consider retiring in the next 10 years?

As a 36-year-old Italian goalkeeper who has participated in 5 World Cups and 3 European Cups, shouldn't he say humbly, "I'm glad to see capable young people catch up. I can't tell when I will retire. I just think about it." Trying to play well in the last few years?"

... The teenager Buffon is awesome.

Italy made such a gag that England forgot that it was time to hold its breath against Julian.To be honest, it is not the first time they have played against Italy. Remember the European Cup, didn't they meet Italy in the quarterfinals?

People like Julian are like daddy.

Want to clean him up?Be his dad of course :)

What did Buffon think of again? He looked at Marchisio and began to settle accounts after the fall: "You went to Arsenal to play football with your brother?"

Of course Marchisio nodded, but he added straightforwardly: "Youni didn't want to come to Italy at that time, and he was even more unfamiliar with his Italian teammates. If I went to Arsenal, I could also cooperate with him and get familiar with him. Promise me to come to Italy."

Buffon:? ? ?

Rounding up, you are selling yourself in order to exchange Julian for Italy?

Italian players: "..."

To tell the truth, they thought it was a good deal.

Anyway, they are not Juventus's, this wave is not bad, and there is no panic.

It is also a great sight when the two teams play the national anthem. The Italian team has always sung the national anthem with special emotion, and everyone is intoxicated, including their coaching bench. There is only one exception.

This special case is still a familiar formula, familiar taste, familiar golden retriever, familiar... lip-synch.

Don't ask why they can see that a little sound can be recorded through the close-up lens. What the camera transmits will be all the singing of the Italian players, except for a close-up shot that is the main one.

It can be seen that this big coach has worked hard to integrate into the intoxicating atmosphere of Italy, but the fans who eat melons can't help but feel ashamed... If you can't remember the lyrics clearly, you can't learn from your team's Balotelli , just shut up and listen to the song with facial paralysis?

Teammates present: "..."

Yoni didn't lip-sync at all, okay?He sings so loudly :)

It doesn't matter if it's just loud, the key is that he proudly raises his voice at the lyrics he remembers, and suddenly stops when he doesn't remember the lyrics.

The tense and serious atmosphere in the audience was almost distracted by him...

Julian subconsciously wants to go towards his own goal after finishing the work. The eldest brother is not afraid, the eldest brother is very confident.In the end, within a few steps, Buffon took a wave of his shoulder: What's the matter with you, little brother?You are a striker in this game.

The goalkeeper who played a world preliminaries drifted away, didn't he?

Julian wasn't in a panic either, he fooled it with a chuckle, turned his head as if nothing had happened, and walked into the group of England defenders who were staring at him.

Lens: "..."

fan:? ? ?

Come on, the game hasn't started yet, there are jokes in Italy?

When Julian got to his position, he put his pockets in his pocket and stood there, calmly waiting for the kick-off.

As for those unfriendly eyes around... emmmmm after the World Cup, we are still good friends

The elder brother kindly reminded them not to work too hard for the sake of working together in the Premier League for so many years. Why don't these little brothers understand the kindness of the elder brother?

Hey, I ask you how much you can worry, just like a pretty boy walking in front of the door.

There are some new faces in England's squad for this year's World Cup. They are all young people. It can be regarded as a lineup of old and new. Compared with Italy, it is also old and new. The difference is that their "new" may be Julian.

He is not new in seniority, he is new in age.

Those who participated in such an international competition for the first time were older than Julian.

The eldest brother said that age is not a problem, young age is not really young (?).

However, when the eldest brother went up, he was surrounded by a group of big men.

Julian: "..."

Brother, what's the matter with you, brother?Brother, you still follow so closely without the ball?

And what's the matter with Yazi, who is holding on to the hem of your brother's clothes awkwardly?

Ready to play eagle and chicken with big brother?

Terry said that in this game, England was struggling to play a dull game, 0-0, and they had to delay Julian's goal.

At Chelsea, he was tortured to the point of kidney failure by Julian at Arsenal. If he is abused like that by the national team, he might be stabbed by the fans when he goes back, right? !

They all have long legs, who is more noble than whom?

... Scalp numbness also goes up!

Prandelli was quite calm on the sidelines, and to be honest, no one had guessed his old man's real intentions.

He is not afraid that Julian will be restrained, and he will not be able to shine for the team himself. In his opinion, as long as Julian is on the field, he can attract the attention of at least three people on the opposite side. It is a very successful thing.

Everyone else is going to defend him, won't it be easier for other teammates?

Football is an 11-a-side sport.

Anyway, this brat can cause trouble wherever he is placed, so let's throw it wherever there is a shortage of people.It just so happens that the team lacks a tall center forward, so throw it over to see if it works wonders.

I heard that Wenger could win with pocket money last season, and he was short of tying his dog in front of the goal post and going on vacation...Which coach is not envious?

Facts have proved that the Italian coach has not been bald in the past two years, and his vision is sophisticated.In the 35th minute, the goal appeared.

Even if Julian was blocked and almost missed a fight with the England defenders, his teammates still wanted to pass to him if they had the opportunity.

There is a high center forward on the field, which is suitable for crossing from the wing.His teammates gave him a wave of crosses, and he didn't hold out much hope, so he thought about giving it a try, what if it opened up the situation?

Julian dragged two of them by his side. He turned his head to see the ball coming, but the eldest brother couldn't catch the ball normally... He could catch it forcibly, but the problem was that he couldn't shoot the ball after receiving it.

But it's a fool not to take the cake, don't care if you can swallow it in your stomach, it's good to put it in your arms to warm your hands first.

The eldest brother stood up to take the cake, jumped up, and was ready to stop the ball with a wave of sexy boobs.

Halfway through the stance, he was almost pulled over by Terry who was defending him.

Terry saw Julian jump up, of course he had to jump, even if he couldn't grab the ball, Julian couldn't catch it comfortably.

In desperation, he used his hands and feet together, stretched out his hand and grabbed it subconsciously, and directly grabbed a piece of fabric.

Everything happened so quickly that no one could react. Julian forcibly knocked away the big man beside him, and honestly wanted to continue to stop the ball.

The eldest brother has been a little bit on the reverse kick lately anyway.

He completed a wave of wonderful textbook-style knockbacks in a very chic and standard way, and he estimated that he could be received by Pirlo who rushed over-as expected, the other party had a tacit understanding and came up directly to respond.

The eldest brother was relieved, and fell down with the force of being pulled, and very deliberately put Terry under it as a pad, and he was fine.

...It just feels a little cold in the buttocks.

Coupled with the screams coming from below him, Julian looked confused:? ? ?

Don't care about bowing your head, the ball hasn't been scored yet!So Julian sat on the meat pad and watched a wave of beautiful passing and coordination.

It's true that Pirlo came up, but he didn't catch the ball, but took a step forward naturally, letting the ball slip through his crotch.

The ball rolled straight to Marchisio on the other side.

The attention of the people around was on Julian and Pirlo, and they didn't expect to kill Julian's brother halfway, so they watched Marchisio who caught the gap and shot in such a panic.

The ball is in.

The commentator jumped up: "Italy 1-0 England! Amazing coordination! I seem to have returned to the best era of Italian football ten years ago!"

The Italian defender behind the field jumped up excitedly and rushed towards their goalkeeper. Buffon didn't worry about his waist, he picked up his teammates and spun around twice.

As long as it's not 200 catties, who doesn't have a golden gun that can't fall down the waist of a male dog?

Your boss is still better than someone's brother!

Julian was also very relieved to get up and go to his cousin to celebrate, when he heard a groan from under him.

???

The eldest brother then lowered his head and found himself sitting on the waist of a big man from England.

He scratched his head, climbed up neatly, hugged his cousin who rushed over, and looked at Terry when he was done, thinking of giving someone a paw in a friendly way, and the one who pulled him up was surrounded by England The player pushed away.

Marchisio grabbed Julian in his arms: "It's not your fault, Yoni, he did it himself first."

Teammates rushed up one after another, they were immersed in the joy of the first goal of this World Cup, you know, every goal in the World Cup is very important, it may determine success or failure.

The goal is hard-won, of course it is about to land and celebrate!

The hero who scored the goal was not himself, Julian was still wondering why his cousin who scored a goal came to him, and he understood when he saw the group of teammates who wanted to kiss him.

...My cousin of the society, this is going to bring disaster to the east!

Don't even think about it!

Julian picked up his cousin with his backhand, and lifted his feet off the ground, just like lifting them high.

Marchisio: "..."

After everyone in Italy celebrated and dispersed, they found that the England team doctor had entered the field.

Julian:?

Is it that serious?

Then he watched Terry being carried off on a stretcher.

Many teammates who witnessed the whole process came to their senses, suddenly thought of something, and looked at Julian with unbearable expressions.

The assist hero Pirlo caught the key points especially well. He patted Julian: "Yuni, how heavy are you?"

Julian didn't even think about it: "200 catties."

I don’t remember the exact number, but it was rounded up to 200 catties.

But why ask this?

The faces of the people around are very exciting.

Everyone in England: "..."

What hatred and what resentment? 200 catties?

Looking at their expressions of "you seem to be fucking kidding me", Julian looked innocent.

What are you looking at?Have you ever seen a 200-jin Shuaibi?

After the Italian fans finished their carnival, someone heard an old man from England shouting angrily in the next stand: "Oh, that damned golden retriever, after ruining my home team, he's coming to ruin my national team!"

The Italian fans immediately counterattacked impolitely: "If you have eyesight, let your defenders stay away from our little spiders!"

"Who is to blame for asking for trouble?"

Seeing that the two fans were about to jump over the railing for a man-to-man contest, the eldest daughter in the arms of Marchisio's wife on the side of the Italian wives screamed, "Come on, Yoni! One ass is a kid!"

There was a sudden silence in the stands.

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