National Treasure Striker [Football]

After Julian tweeted, he confidently returned the phone to Buffon, but Captain Huo visited the team that night and told him that he had made a typo.

"It's not the Great Brother Kingdom, it's the British Empire. 'Wu' and 'Woo' are also different," Huo Zheng said, "Besides, England is no longer an empire, but the United Kingdom."

The scumbag Julian said, what is the captain talking about?Brother can't understand.

Anyway, it’s okay to know that it’s the same thing~

Only Chinese fans understand it, everyone is rotten in their hearts, it is best not to betray big brother~

"By the way, I saw you running to the sidelines during the game, are you okay?" As the owner of the club, Captain Huo's love for his wage earners is reflected in every aspect.

Since being punished by the boss to write a review many times, my brother's English level has improved by leaps and bounds. My brother must be the most talented boy in the Premier League!

It's just Chinese, can't you figure it out?

The wage earner, who is still confident in his Chinese proficiency, nonchalantly said to his Chinese boss in Chinese: "It's nothing, it's just me...cracked."

Hey, how do you say Pangci in Chinese?

Forget it, that's not important, skip

Huo Zheng: "..."

Can you say that again?Where are you cracked?

"Is it serious? What did the team doctor say?"

ha?

Julian confidently pulled the Chinese with an innocent face: "I'm fine, I'm just cracked."

"..."

Then Julian was sued by Captain Huo, and was taken into the team doctor's small dark room that afternoon.

...and learned Pangci's Chinese.

The day passed without incident, and it seems that no non-Chinese speaking country understands the meaning of big brother.

Julian was relieved and continued to prepare to kick Uruguay... No, it was Uruguay.

When reviewing the game situation of the next-door team, Julian focused on a wave of Dutch teams and found that the team of Fathead Fish is really awesome.

It even rubbed Spain on the ground!

Fathead fish scored 3 goals alone!

Awesome my ex-captain!

It seems that their team is not going to play Spain, but to play Holland.

After thinking about it, Julian took the mobile phone again and sent a message to Van Persie to say hello.

To fat head fish:

【team leader!Congratulations on a good start! 】

The people over there didn't sleep either. Seeing Julian's familiar and friendly "Captain", the Dutchman was successfully groomed.

For the time being, let’s not bother with him about calling Buffon the captain before the game:

[Thank you, I watched your game and you performed well. 】

Van Persie also asked about Julian's change of fat times on the court. Julian answered truthfully, and after thinking about it, he sent a message to Captain Huo.

Anyway, both of them are captains, so just send a message to them directly, without panic.

Julian tapped and tapped, and then mass-messaged——

To Fathead Fish & My Brother Zheng:

[I'm fine, captain, don't worry about me, I just broke up once, and I changed one on the court. 】

Huo Zheng had been worried about Julian's injury before, so he even went to the Italian coach himself for this reason. He would see his teammate's reply. He must have been diagnosed by the team doctor. He was in a good mood, so he replied snappingly:

【It's fine.If you want to learn Chinese, I will always be there for you.Also, how's your ass?I see you also fell with Terry. 】

Julian continued to reply with a smile.

To Fathead Fish & My Brother Zheng:

[My butt is fine, it might be Terry. 】

Van Persie, who was typing a reply, suddenly received a second message:?

After clicking on the latest message, General Fan said that he didn't understand it, after all, he didn't ask Julian about sitting Terry down.

So Julian, is this an addition to the above reply?

Immediately afterwards, the third reply arrived again.

[Captain, don't worry. PS: Chinese is an interesting language!I will continue to work hard! 】

The Dutch captain's gaze stopped at the misleading information content, and the expression on his face was a little frozen.

……Chinese?

The other two parties were still chatting happily.Huo Zheng didn't know it, he was still replying to Julian:

[Looking forward to your next performance, I have already bought the tickets for the finals, and I will go to the scene to cheer for you when the time comes. 】

Julian listened too much to other people's praises, but he never got tired of hearing the captain's praises. Wenger, capitalists, and Van Persie didn't like to praise him, which showed that Captain Huo's encouraging education was in place.

Everyone likes to listen to good words, and the eldest brother is no exception.

Fat head fish will exaggerate big brother like a spring breeze?The sun should come out from the west!

He changed his name to Bumhead Fish~

And Wenger, the old man will praise the whole team, except the eldest brother.His not punishing the review is the best compliment to Big Brother QAQ

Big brother is really miserable QAQ

As for the capitalists...

Counting Liao, mentioning capitalists hurts feelings

There is no harm without comparison!

Julian began to float away.

To Fathead Fish & My Brother Zheng:

【Captain, you really have the foresight!By the way, why don't you guess who is Italy's opponent in the final? 】

Van Persie received another message: "..."

The Dutch captain suddenly remembered a suffocating possibility, and blankly deleted the unsent replies bit by bit.

Huo Zheng's reply was very serious, and it was obvious that he was not perfunctory:

[Maybe the Netherlands?The strength of the Netherlands will continue. Compared with the previous World Cup, their team has a stronger running-in force in this World Cup. 】

Julian was excited.

To Fathead Fish & My Brother Zheng:

[Heroes see the same thing!I also want to meet the captain in the final! 】

Huo Zheng suddenly felt something was wrong: "..."

Van Persie laughed angrily, he deleted the last word before, and began to reply with gritted teeth:

【Then go ahead. 】

Julian didn't feel wrong at all.

Captain Huo asked big brother to cheer up?Don't be so humble.

To Fathead Fish & My Brother Zheng:

[Captain, you should let the Dutch team cheer XD]

Huo Zheng was sitting in his room, his smile gradually disappearing, reading and comprehending Julian's last two replies——

[Heroes see the same thing!I also want to meet the captain in the final! 】

[Captain, you should let the Dutch team cheer XD]

Then the problem is coming.

Who is the captain calling?

Julian went to the bathroom and came back to see if there was any news, but found that the phone was silent.

He scratched his head and felt that he was about to fall asleep, so he was going to go to the next door to find Buffon to return the phone.

At this time, a new message came -

【I remember. 】

Why do you think Captain Huo's reply is a bit weird...huh?

Julian suddenly spotted the sender's information——

fat head fish.

The wise elder brother suddenly felt that something was wrong.

"Youni, the young general Buffon asked me to tell you that it's time to go to bed, and you have to hand in your phone." Balotelli was smiling into his phone with his earphones on, and suddenly received an order from his captain. I had to yell emotionally directly.

"Junior Buffon" has now become a meme for good-natured jokes about Buffon in the team. People occasionally call their captain this way in private-a handsome guy who claims to be able to retire with someone who sits in an office.

"Ahem," Julian rolled his eyes, "Okay brother, you tell the captain and I'll pay it back right away."

In order to promote harmony and friendship among teammates and increase team understanding, the Italian team shared a room with two people during the national team, and randomly changed roommates from time to time. Today, Balotelli and Julian happened to be in the same room sleep.

Julian lived with his cousin before, and Prandelli even asked about this matter, so that the youngest coach in the team learned to wean. It is fate for everyone to meet in the national team. As a player who has not been in the team for a long time, Julian must at least sleep with the familiar and unfamiliar brothers of the team (?).

Julian had no objections, and quickly moved to Balotelli's place, and then watched a wave of Balotelli's basic operation of a mobile phone and three girls at the same time.

They are all young people, and Balotelli proudly showed off to his new roommate by the way: "Look, dating a girl like me is efficient and fun."

Julian leaned over and took a look, and found that Balotelli switched back and forth between the two social software, and there was also a mobile phone text message interface.

Balotelli said, "How about Youni? I'm an expert in this field. Do I need to introduce a girl to you?"

The screen of Julian's phone turned on at this time, and it seemed that someone had sent him a message.

The eldest brother was a little guilty, so he didn't look at it. He threw the phone on his bed and asked for advice with a humble face: "I don't need the partner, I just want to ask, will you not be exposed like this?"

Three little friends walk together, there must be a little friend who can be the teacher of the big brother!

Mario looks like he has experience!

"Exposed?" Balotelli laughed, "I use different accounts and mobile numbers, and the content of the reply is also different. How could it be exposed?"

Saying this, he still swore: "If someone can expose it like this... It's not me, he's probably a fool, and he deserves not to be able to date a girl!"

Julian:? ? ?

Balotelli continued to impart experience to his little partner, but when it was over, he found that his little friend seemed to be as quiet as a chicken.

Did Youni understand the routine?Balotelli didn't care about the girl anymore, and took off his earphones in a brotherly way, and saw Julian carrying his mobile phone and preparing to go out.

With sharp eyes, he also saw a new message alert popping up on Julian's phone screen, and he kindly reminded: "Hey buddy, did your girl send you a message? Don't rush to return the phone, brother, I can tell the captain about you first." In the shower..."

Julian asked Buffon to return the phone obediently, and forced him to return to the room without incident.

How could such a witty elder brother make such a mistake?Must be Mario talking nonsense.

...Brother still runs away, and Fathead Yu and Captain Huo must have forgotten about it later.

The next afternoon, in the player tunnel for the second game of the group stage, Marchisio was also concerned about whether Julian and Balotelli were used to living in the same room.

As an older brother, his observations were meticulous, but it was Julian's appearance that he didn't get enough sleep that surprised him.

Marchisio had a video call with his daughter last night. The daughter and he deeply expressed their love for Uncle Shuaibi, clamoring that they still want to see Youni kick a child.

Julian said he was fine, Marchisio certainly didn't believe it, but Youni was so energetic that he could kiss a child, so he put his arms around Balotelli's shoulders: "Mario, what did you do to Youni last night? ?”

Balotelli was a little confused: "Just sleep? What else can I do?"

The teammates have also noticed... What's the matter with Youni's two big dark circles?

I've never seen him like this before. Is this the sudden insomnia the night before the game?Which girl do you miss?

It can't be blamed that everyone thought it was a problem with Julian's roommate at the first time, and everyone knew Julian well.This young man, Youni, is always radiant and radiant. He is the first to wake up every day. It seems that he has so much energy that he has nowhere to go. How can Shuaibi, an ascetic monk without a girlfriend, stay up in the middle of the night?

Mario must be trying to bring Yoni to bad, right?

Don't think that everyone doesn't know, this guy has made an appointment with his sister, and after the World Cup, they will go on a happy summer vacation together!

I'm afraid you don't want to ghs with Youni?

ghs is also waiting for the World Cup to finish, so it's your fault to bring your little brother to hello before the game, Mario!

Balotelli: ? ? ?

He's not he didn't stop talking nonsense...

Pirlo and Marchisio bit Bo's ears: "Mario snores while sleeping, and Yoni may be noisy."

Marchisio nodded: "I think so too. The teaching assistant checked everyone's luggage and confirmed that no one brought porn into the hotel."

Julian didn't care about the two dark circles. He said that everyone was too worried and had nothing to do with his roommates.

I usually sleep enough, my eldest brother is young and strong, and the food is delicious, so it doesn’t matter if I don’t sleep once or twice.

It is true that it has something to do with Balotelli, but in fact it is not a big problem, it’s just that this guy snored most of the night last night. Snoring painfully and happily counting sheep.

Originally, Julian didn't mind the noise. My eldest brother eats, drinks, and sleeps well, so he tends to be tall and fat (?), and he always sleeps with his pillow on.

Not to mention being woken up by snoring, I have never slept until dawn.

Marchisio asked responsibly: "Go back today and help you apply with the teaching assistant, will you still come back and sleep with me?"

Julian put it in his pocket and said how could his elder brother be overwhelmed by this difficulty. He didn't panic in the slightest when facing the camera, he was confident and said super loudly: "It's okay, I don't pick anyone, it's the same when the lights are turned off, who is sleeping with or not?"

Marchisio: "..."

Everyone: "..."

Fuck?Yoni, your yellow caught everyone off guard!

I can't tell, you still like heavy flavors!

Julian expressed his innocence, don't ask, just learned from Fathead Fish.

Doesn't Fathead Yu also like to play yellow accents with big brother?

#Don't ask, ask is brotherly love

The Uruguayan players next to him looked confused. What are these Italians talking about?The game is about to start, isn't it serious at all?Do you think you have won?

#Italian Confused Behavior#

The broadcast started at this time, and the camera came to find Julian very skillfully. After all, it was the headline of the walk, and the commentator also liked to make fun of this handsome Italian.

As a result, the mouth shape of his conversation with Marchisio was perfectly exposed to the live camera.

fan:"……"

Don't ask, just go to Twitter, find an expert, and help translate the mouth shapes.

For the World Cup, there are always enthusiastic bosses, which is much faster than waiting for the news media to dig.

when they learned the truth.

Fuck, what kind of tiger-wolf term is this? !

Finally finished the work at hand, of course he didn't miss the live broadcast of his son's game, and got the first-hand lip translation from the male assistant: "..."

Captain Huo, who sent two extra messages last night but never got a reply: "..."

Heh, heirs of capitalism.