The persecution of conjurers starts with you

Nanny is a rare species, and it also means that she is lonely and pitiful. Nitzi's physical fitness is not good, even if her sex has changed and her strength has increased a little, it is still incomparable to you.

Gojo Wu Xia Youjie is used to playing pranks, so he would not be afraid of her threat, so he immediately chased after him, and Nitzi turned around and ran away. You hesitated a little, but soon you were infected by the atmosphere and joined the chasing army.

The boy with long hair reaching his ears and wearing a nightgown stumbled and ran in the dark building, like a mermaid who had just arrived on the shore and couldn't use his legs, and was soon caught by three bad guys including you. The fisherman caught.

"Kongyin..." Nitzi, who was held down from left to right, looked at you with a numb face, tears and moles at the end of his eyes, adding a bit of cowardice and world-weariness to the young man's face, "You got involved too??? "

The end of getting angry with Nitro is that you lose the friendship price of your best friend’s report. Your report is always easier to write than Wujo Wu’s. After all, you will not be as unconstrained as Wujo Wu. is actually expanded according to the outline.And what Wujo Wutiao realized was that Nitzi relied on his own skills to paddle water with clichés.Therefore, your price has always been [-]% cheaper than that of Gojo Wu. This is the discount given to you by Nitro.

It's different now. That night, the young Nitrate was finally suppressed unwillingly, and she yelled: "Raise the price!"

What can you do to report that the oligarch nitrate is sitting on the ground and raising the price, can you not find her?

However, it is also at this time that you find that you have become the bottom of the high school food chain unknowingly, the ultimate bearer of all high school inflation.

——Glass is not the only one who raised the price. The other two massage technicians and unscrupulous profiteers also raised their prices one after another, transferring the pressure of inflation to you.

you:?

The initial massage was an apology, but later it was charged by the hour. This is what you negotiated. You think it is fair according to their worth, but why!Why!

Obviously having two technicians by your side should be double the happiness. You can even be a little cunning and provoke them to lower prices. Why did two technicians, Wujo Wu and Xia Youjie, form a massage alliance to compete for price increases? .

Gojo Satoru had to bring a different kind of dessert every time.

You feel that when you came out, you were balder than when you went in, and you were plucked by him.

You also tried to raise money and hurt each other, but found that you were the only honest person in the high school without a side job, at the lowest end of the downstream industry, and a weak, poor and helpless consumer who was not protected by the consumer association.In front of them, your wallet is as open as it is open.

This month passed, you calculated your income and expenses for a month, and found that it was just the same. There is not much money left in a month, and I can't buy a better gift for Shimi who is passing by without using my savings.

"..."

After the union of massage technicians with only two people, you stubbornly established the high-level consumer protection association with only one person.

You just snatched Nitro's last fortune cookie at breakfast, put the note inside the cookie in your pocket, dropped the news and walked away.

You went to Earl D's horror pet shop alone.

You asked Glass to help you pay attention to Earl D's information, and she quickly found relevant information for you.After you check it out, you find that Earl D's background is really mysterious. There is only one person in each generation of the family, and all of them are beautiful men with mysterious whereabouts.

The descriptions of them in the data are surprisingly consistent.No matter how many more, with the authority of you and Nitro, you can't find them.

You deeply suspect that this family is his own, that he is the only one from the beginning to the end, just to avoid the trouble of immortality, he wanders around and pretends that he is his son.Although you have only had a short contact with him, his unique temperament has left a deep impression on you like an antique with warmth.

It is very difficult for a young man in his 20s to have the charm that has been refined over the years.

"Welcome, are you here to buy a pet?"

The younger sister-headed young man in Tang suit asked you, as if he forgot that you broke into the shop because of the investigation a few days ago, and his companion almost had an unpleasant incident with him, with one golden and one purple pupils showing different colors under his bangs.

His voice was soft, floating with the fragrance lingering in the store.

"Can I have a look first?"

"It's better to state the requirements. The goods in the store are small animals, which are easy to be alarmed. But if there is a clear request to find a certain item, it can avoid scaring them and causing riots."

you:?

seriously?

Both you and Wujo Wu have come to investigate the case, Wujo Wu almost smashed the store, who doesn't know who, Earl D is still doing this, as if they don't know each other's details.

You feel the eyes of many eyes on your body, needless to say, they all come from "little animals" who are "easy to alarm". From the moment you first entered the store, they have been staring at you vigilantly, lest you, a despicable and cruel conjurer, would be suspicious of their earl. What to do in general.

Although the other party defended the title of earl, saying that only his grandfather had this title, and he was just helping to look after the store, but you thought in your heart that this grandfather was himself, but you changed your name on the surface, and you still called him in your heart. count.

"The grandson of the earl," you coughed, "no matter what the requirements are, have you found a suitable pet in the store?"

He showed a subtle yet confident smile.

"Then I'm looking for someone with a gentle temperament."

"Ah."

"Strong."

Earl D:?

"If you can read and write, you can write articles and make reports for me."

Earl D:? ?

"It's better to have a higher growth rate, because the requirements for strength will increase. There are only so many. I don't choose any kind. By the way, I want cheap ones."

You yourself feel like a self-confident Party A who makes a lot of impossible demands, ends with "I'm very casual and talkative", and tries to bargain.

Question marks kept popping up from Earl D's head.

"This store does not sell human | population."

you:"……"

Just say no.It's as if the pets in his shop can't be turned into living people, isn't this just playing around.

You found a step down for both parties, "Hey, I'll drop by and ask, forget it if you don't have one, by the way, earl, grandson of the earl, where did you buy this dessert in your hand, it looks really delicious."

The young man put the dessert behind his back defensively, but fortunately he still gave you an address.

"Limited quantity." He took a quick bite, then glanced at you again, "It's very expensive."

You: "...Okay, thank you."

You are not surprised that it is a limited edition. If you can conquer the taste buds of the old monster, it must not be an ordinary product.

It’s a dessert I’ve never seen before. You happened to buy it for Wujo Wu, and asked him to give him a massage. Recently, the price of Xia Youjie has risen relatively high. The price difference with Wujo Wu is enough to buy desserts. Wu bowed his head.But after pressing this time, it is estimated that Wujo Wu's rise will be higher than Xia Youjie's.

Who are these people?

When you turned around, the note in your pocket fell out. The earl picked it up for you and stopped you.

"Ah, the fortune cookie note, I haven't read it yet. Thank you thank you—" Your polite smile froze.

Desert?

Desert, wasteland, abandonment.

Neither of them is a good meaning, and it is more vaguely pointing to your heaven and curse.

The count also saw this word, and sighed subtly for you: "It's so unknown."

You wiped the biscuit crumbs from the note, and were about to tear it into strips, but Earl D stopped you, "People can't resist bad luck, they have to dissolve it. It suddenly occurred to me that there is a new item in the store. Maybe it can solve your problem."

You: "Strength, good temper, can grow, read, write and make a fuss, is it cheap?"

Earl D nodded: "Strength, good temper, can grow, read, write and make fusses, it's cheap, and can be changed according to your needs."

Is this demand the one you think it is?

As if you saw a car speeding by, you still couldn't resist your curiosity, and followed Earl D into the depths of the store, across the dark and silent corridor.

"it's here."

He points it out to you.

It is a cat lying lazily in the enclosure, with round blue eyes, different from other cats with raised eyes, its eyes are slightly drooping, like a dog instead.

You have an impression of it.Looking closer, it is not black fur, but a dark blue to black fur color, with inconspicuous sutures at the joints.

"Cat? Docile?" You squatted down and looked up at Earl D, with question marks on your forehead.

"Ah," he said with a smile, "I forgot to introduce a little bit, it can change shape, so any kind, any variety can be changed."

Before you even turned your head, you felt a wet and warm touch between your fingers.It's the cat whose temperament you questioned is lowering its head and licking|licking your fingers hanging by the cage.It made a low grunt from its throat, as if inviting someone to scratch its jaw.You reach out subconsciously——

"Ah, it likes you very much, I hope you will get along well in the future."

You subconsciously reached out and took out a pack of tissues from your pocket, "Count D, did you forget to feed someone? The child is so hungry that he licked the biscuit crumbs on my fingers."

cat:"……"

Earl D: "..."

He adjusted quickly.

"Yes. Because it doesn't need to be fed very much, I sometimes forget it. After all, the store is so big that I can't do it alone. So do you want to buy it? It's very cheap, five yen."

You: pupil quake.

Is it that cheap?

You know Earl D's reputation is good, he still has living (?) guests, as long as he doesn't violate the oath, he can do whatever he wants with the guests, and the oath is only three short.

Five yen, this price is too tempting.

You try to struggle one last time: "I don't like cats, dogs are about the same."

This is not a complete lie, you are fed up with felines, and you have been tossing enough recently, and you come to the pet store and ask for "gentle temperament", nothing more than wanting to be healed by a gentle pet.

As soon as you finished speaking, the suture-covered cat deformed in situ, turning into a puppy with light blue fur, with a pair of drooping and watery eyes, still blinking at you.

"Different-color pupils..." You said seriously, "Earl, you won't be selling your son on clearance, will you?"

The author says:

Forgot to add the explanation, Chapter 1 made up the setting, here is a mention: You don’t have the string of love between men and women, you can’t receive other people’s arrows, and you can’t grow your own arrows, well, basically before you break free from the spell in this way.

A real person writes the report for you

[Fund raising to squeeze beautiful rich wives with drooping eyes]:

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: 2 for Junyuan; 1 for Leslie and Yueran;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: Leo Sherry, Shangguan Xunfeng 10 bottles;