The persecution of conjurers starts with you

"Hey, just kidding, just kidding, how could the earl be the one who betrayed his son, right?"

Earl Youyou: "Isn't the point that I won't have this kind of son?"

"Yes, yes, yes," you agreed again and again, facing the eyes of different emotions, you got up and wandered around the store, "Count, do you have any paper?"

count:"?"

"You have nothing to prove, how do you know how well the report is written?" You snapped the pen and paper in front of the cage, looked at the newly-baked dog with encouraging eyes, "write it."

You won't pay for a report that can't write more than [-] words!

The dog looked up at you, and looked down at the white paper. The tail stopped turning like a small fan, and it lay on the ground and hummed, making a sound like coquettishness.

You reached out your hand, touched it slowly, and saw that it didn't reject it, so you combed its shiny and smooth fur from the head and neck.The dog is warm and soft, and soon you rub it until its belly is turned out.

"A dog with light blue fur is rare."

It looks at you with sparkling eyes, amber eyes like thick chocolate sauce.

But you stopped your caressing hand, and said lovingly: "Write the report, just write about our first meeting. I won't take you away if I don't write [-] words."

It rolled over, picked up the pen, and pressed the leading edge of the paper with its front paws to fix it.

You thought it would turn its front paws into human hands. You stand up, and if you write with your mouth in your mouth, who knows when it will take you to write [-] words. If you wait any longer, your legs may be numb.

"There are chairs..."

You pause, because the speed of a dog’s writing is beyond your imagination. Even if it holds its mouth and tilts its head to write a report, it still writes afterimages. As long as you speak a word, it doesn’t know. I wrote a few words.

"Wait a minute." After you clamped the pen, you continued to stretch your hand forward in the original direction until the ink pen got stuck between your fingers, and you fully supported its jaw, Opened its mouth with the other, "Ah——"

Its pulse beats in your fingers, and its young fangs are exposed in the palm of your hand.

And the secrets in the mouth are completely discovered by you.

"It turns out that there are long hands on the tongue... Well, I can't boast of being smart." You looked at it for a while.

The pup doesn't deform externally, but quietly changes its shape in the mouth that you can't see, and grows a hand directly above the tongue to hold the pen.

The hand is too slender and small compared to the pen. It should not be on the dog's tongue, but on the music box doll.

After looking at this hand for a long time, it is actually a bit cute.

It struggled a little, but the strength was insignificant compared to your holding it.

A soft whimper escaped from the dog's throat.

"Ah, it's hard." You let go of the shackles on it and clapped your hands. "Let's go outside to discuss the content of the oath. Let it write a report here. The result depends on your report."

The last sentence, you turned around and said it to the dog who was lying on the side because of discomfort.After hearing what you said, the dog immediately got up and started writing.

When you investigated the Earl, you made a lot of visits to his clients.Some are missing and some are dead, but you still get a lot of information out of it.

Everyone in the industry knows that Earl Pet Shop has three oaths for customers. If there is no violation, customers can do anything to pets, and they can do anything with pets.It may seem that pets are low status, that guests take advantage of everything and can do almost anything, but when you study the vows, it's the customers, not the pets, who are really bound.

Because the pet in the store is not restricted, that is, it can do anything without the consent of the customer.It doesn't have any restricted areas, and it doesn't care about punishment. It just needs to wait for the apparent master, but the actual slave, to commit a foul and violate the contract like a demon, and then kill him effortlessly.

How could you make such an oath with the Earl.

"I think it's too feudal to say that you are the favorite like those people outside. I came here to hire people, but it's just that the people I hire are not human beings. It's better to make an oath with each other. What do you think?"

You put on a posture of leaving if you don't agree, and finally let the earl relax, and discussed the content of the oath for the first time.

"Don't let anyone see it."

"...I can't guarantee the first point. My companion, you also met Gojo Satoru the other day, Earl, in front of him, you didn't keep the name of your pets."

"..."

Under your continuous tug-of-war, your oath has become: [-]. You must not take the initiative to disclose its existence to anyone.Two, don't let others kill it.Three, you can't hate its deformation.

……

After the vow was over, you took a red pen and went into the house to see the progress of the dog's report. After going in and out of the pet store twice, you were already quite invisible.

Go straight to the cage where the dog is, and pull out the paper it has written from the cage.

Both sides are densely written with words, and the words are quite neat. If you glance at it roughly, there is even a beginning and an end. The details are appropriate and the key points are prominent.

And the word count is definitely beyond the limit.

"..."

Your report lost to a dog!

You took out your red pen, and quickly glanced at the conclusion.

"The pet that can transform wants to go home with the new customer, and the new customer is very likely to get back her secret pet. Everyone gets happiness, except Earl D who is losing money."

Earl D:? ? ?

Earl D heard the sound and leaned over. It happened that you drew a big zero, which pierced through the back of the paper, and even the squatting puppy saw it.

"Well, not qualified."

You fold up the report, and you can use many words and sentences in it, and you can piece them together, and you don't know when you will be able to use them.The puppy whined, and you squatted down and spread your palms, and it put its paws on your hands quite consciously.

"It's very good, but I don't want to hold the claw, I want to test your strength. Try to pull the claw out."

It should have guessed that you might take it out, its dim eyes lit up again, and it desperately stretched its claws back, but you were unwavering and stable as a rock. You held it with one hand, supported your chin with the other, and gave it Encouragement: "Come on, we will reach the standard just a little bit more."

When it exerted more strength, you let go of your hand without warning, causing the pup to fall back and fall on all fours.

"Sorry, sorry," you rubbed its head, "Thank you for your hard work, the strength is barely enough."

Without seeing how the dog got up, you bargained with the earl, "But it's still a little small, is it really that growthable? Can it be cheaper."

A little cheaper is the smallest currency unit.

Earl D: "...Yes, yes, but do you really have such a small coin with you?"

"..."

There are poor ghosts like you.

"Then, do you agree with Earl D's three oaths?"

You made three oaths to it: [-]. Do not harm ordinary people.Two, no killing is allowed.Three, without your permission, it is not allowed to deform.

As the most restrained pet ever in a pet store, it actually readily agreed.

It's better to be in time than to be in time, Wujo Wu and Xia Youjie are both on mission today, so you came to the pet shop when you had time, so you made a quick decision and paid one yen to take it back to your dormitory.

It looked around the room curiously, you left your coat on the table and went to the bathroom to change.When you change your clothes and come out, it still looks obedient, waiting for you on the spot with its head tilted.

You took out a picture scroll from the drawer and hung it on the bedside: "Did you see the acupoints of the human body, just press according to these acupoints. When I fall asleep, you can find a place to sleep too."

You took out a soft pillow and placed it next to you: "Here, sleep on this."

Gougou has no objection to these.

You hold it in your arms and tie the Elizabeth circle you just bought, in case it gets hungry again during the massage, and reproduces the feat of licking people.It's okay to get your fingers licked off, as long as you wash your hands and wipe them clean, but if you lick your back, you may get shaved from the annoyance of having to re-shower and wash clothes.

The feeling of the pads pressing on the body is completely different from the palm of the hand.

The meat pads are warm and smooth, and the elasticity can be felt even through the clothes, which is something Gojo Wu Xia Youjie can't match anyway.The puppy stomped firmly on your back, obediently took care of each acupuncture point, slowly rubbed it open, and accompanied with your slow humming, it made rhythmic grunts from its throat and abdomen.

The ones you get from the pet store are good, they will work hard and make you hum without paying.

Then you were licked again, and you were already drowsy, disturbed by this, half-closed your eyes and turned around, grabbing its messy mouth.

Good guy, he was a pretty puppy before, but now he is a puppy of the evil god.

Of course, it did not violate the oath, deformed again, let the tongue go beyond the range of Elizabeth's circle, just opened its mouth, let the little hand that can write the report stretch out, scratched your vest, because it came suddenly, you mistakenly thought it was lick.

"..."

It almost forgot that it still had a small hand when it made the oath.

"Hold me back, massage honestly, don't make trouble, and use your hands where they should be used, such as writing reports."

It whined twice in frustration to show that it knew its mistake, so you let it go.It hasn't made any small moves since then.until you close your eyelids.

The pup tapped you with his little hand, but you didn't respond, but touched you with his wet nose, and you gave a soft "uh" with your nose, turned over, and it took the opportunity to slip out of the bed.

The overly well-behaved puppy arches your coat, pulls out the note inside, unfolds it for a peek, and even tucks it back in a ball after reading it.

"Did I ever say that hands should be used where they should be used?"

You crouched barefoot behind the pup and whispered in its ear.

You have been trained in breathing since you were a child, and after becoming a conjurer, you have experienced life and death several times. You are keen and light, so the puppy didn't notice that you woke up when it first tried, and followed it quietly.

Its whole dog went stiff.

As expected of a pet from a pet store, even the fried hair is very realistically imitated, and the scattered fluff is like a blown dandelion with distinct roots.

"Want to know why the report failed? Because it's untrue. This is not the first time we've met." You rubbed its fuzzy and capillary-covered ear. "Teach you to be good, before confirming that the other party trusts you, first think about whether the other party has named you, beautiful puppy."

This time, the fur all over its body really exploded.

The author says:

Earl D's routine lines: Please observe the above three points and take good care of it

hello

How can you not bully Xiaomei with such a promise? Jie Jie Jie Jie

The real person appeared before, no prize quiz (you

[Rich wives who raised funds to give Xiaomei a massage]

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: ◆Seven Years◇, Mo Xiaohuai, 10 bottles of not dying at all; 5 bottles of Baa Baa Yang;