The persecution of conjurers starts with you

Although you always feel sorry for Shimi in your heart, and deceived his innocent boyish feelings, but this matter, you can think about it in your heart, and you will not be happy if others say that.

"Who are you talking about as an emotional liar? What is an emotional liar? Can you call a frigid thing an emotional liar?"

You jumped right away and quarreled with Gojo Satoru on the return bridge.

The painted boat crosses the river and walks through the bridge hole. At night, it emits neon lights, and blurred color blocks flow on the river.

"Isn't that an emotional liar?" Gojo Satoru yelled loudly, "Explain! Explain clearly! Why are you frigid and delaying others!"

you:!

He is 1.9 meters tall, and he is usually full of energy. When he yelled, his voice was even louder, as if he was playing a small trumpet, which attracted the attention of passers-by.

You jumped up in a hurry, covered the horn with one hand, and slapped his waist with the other, pushing him straight to the bridge.

There is no way, although you are considered tall, you are still about [-] centimeters behind Gojo Satoru, and you have to jump up to complete the purpose of shutting him up.

"Please shut up, I'll tell you everything you want to know, okay?"

You are going to wait for him to nod before putting your hand down, lest Gojo Satoru say something surprising again.

"Well--"

You feel the lips under your palm open, and before you have time to react, it moves up and down.

Gojo Satoru bit you.

"Hiss—" You shook your hands away, wanting to jump to the river to wash your hands.

He glanced at you from under the sunglasses, his eyes filled with a triumphant smile, "Does it hurt, my teeth are so sharp."

You deeply suspect that after Gojo Satoru went to Earl D's pet shop, he was inspired by some kind of crooked mind, but he is a cat, cat and dog who transforms into a living person, and he reverses the operation, changing from a human to a cat, cat and dog Dog, you just covered his mouth, but he bit you hard.

Fortunately, you remembered in time that it wasn't your clothes, but Wujo Wu's white shirt, and your hands wiped the sleeves without stopping.

"...Remember to return it to me after washing it." He always pushed you rudely, "Let's go, let's go, talk while walking, if you don't leave, you will spend the night outside, if the teacher doesn't say anything, Jie will be so angry. "

That's right, Jie, the one who rushed back to get scolded first, carrying a few bags of your changed clothes, will definitely hold his breath if he finds out that you've been out wandering too late.

A cool breeze blows your shirt.As the night cools down, even you put down your sleeves and fasten your buttons honestly.

"This matter has to start with an occasional chat among friends..."

You talked about your mistaken confession in public and what happened afterwards——

At the end of that day's training, Shimi came to see you. He just chopped a group of people with a wooden knife, and he sweated a lot. Although he had wiped it with a towel, there was still a thin layer of heat on his skin. The strange thing is that his collar was already open, but it was tightly closed at that time.

"That's what you said just now, right?"

Although he stood still five or six steps away from you and didn't get any closer, his eyes were fixed on you, like the tip of an arrow ready to be fired, which made you feel his engrossed gaze, as if you were also being held tightly by him. Locked, this kind of gaze eliminated the sense of distance between the two, making him seem close at hand.

So you are immediately vigilant, five or six steps, it is just the distance for him to hit someone as soon as he draws the knife.

You lower your center of gravity slightly, ready to bounce away when he makes a move. After all, you were the one who offended him first, and you don't have any weapons at hand, so it's not good to attack Shimi first.

Shiya may or may not have noticed your little gesture, but his next sentence will nail you in place.

"Me too. Let's date."

Eh?

After you reacted, you were afraid for a while. You were so shocked just now that you completely lost your defenses. If Shimi took the opportunity to make a knife, you would definitely get hit hard. Distraction is a taboo for swordsmen.

But your reaction—if you think about it afterwards, your reaction should not be regarded as a reaction, because it is not a normal reaction at all.

The normal reaction should be like that of Mitsuri next to you, jumping with joy in a low voice, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

What confession?What success?What relationship? ? ?

In an instant, you are caught in the vortex of the three ultimate puzzles of the universe: who are you, where are you, and what are you doing?

Before you figured out anything, you became the fastest single player in the dojo in a daze.During that time, some acquaintances and girls even begged you when they met you, wishing you good luck getting out of the order.

you:"……"

Of course you didn’t tell Gojo Satoru everything that happened, you just told about the day when you confessed successfully, and you selectively omitted your mental activities, leaving only your misunderstanding of fighting spirit and love as your “confession” explanation of.

If Xia Youjie is facing you, you can't help but shake your head off, but next to Wujo Wu, he is not a good listener.

He didn't even have the patience to finish listening. He didn't hear your reserved self-deprecating joke of "please get out of the order", so he took advantage of his height to hook your shoulders and rubbed your head.

"That's it? That's it? Just after a fight, I didn't take a shower, I didn't have any flowers, I didn't say a confession, just saying 'me too' turned you into a girlfriend? Kong Yin, Kong Yin, You are much less particular than Jie and I imagined."

"Didn't I say that? I was confused. I didn't know it could be something else. Let go quickly, and I'll give you three seconds, three, two, one."

"Hmph." He still didn't let go of your head, but increased his strength to sweep over your head.A helicopter landing on your cap is nothing more than that.

Gojo Satoru is a cat.

When you don’t want to pay attention to people, you can’t find him anywhere. When you want to fight, you will get close to him, so that you, who are tall and tall, can learn skills that you never thought you would master.

You folded your arms, pressed them against your head, and slid out from under his arms.

Wutiaowu: "..."

You ran a few steps away and smoothed out the messy hair that looked like a female ghost: "I just washed it, don't make it oily for me. You guys don't understand the troubles of long hair and blowing your hair..."

Gojo Satoru puts his pockets in his pocket and looks at you from a distance, but he doesn't get close, as if he has touched your head enough, and also seems to be happy that you forgot Xia Youjie, "Jie is too, I want to tell Jie, you Get him kicked out of the boys team."

So proud of what to do, just talk about it for a while, Xia Youjie doesn't care about it, besides, you are all students at the same level, and Xia Youjie is not your teacher, so how can you be afraid that he will tell Xia Youjie.

"There's also the matter of the former Scarface kid."

Just say it, what are you afraid of?The biggest joke of Heaven and the Curse is that they have overlooked the frigidity. Are you still afraid of being cheated on your love life?You glanced at Gojo Satoru inexplicably, and really couldn't understand his words and deeds. Where did Gojo Satoru have the confidence to threaten you?

You turned around: "...you say it, say whatever you want."

"...Ah, you don't mind. Then let's talk about how you broke up?"

"Wait a minute."

It happened to be a section of sidewalk going uphill, you looked down and checked your phone.

Gojo Satoru leaned over and whispered in your ear: "Is it okay to tell the opposite sex about your ex's breakup——Wow, Kong Yin, you have reached this level, do you have to search for this?"

The air of his words fluttered against your ear, itching, you covered one ear and turned your head to stare at him: "Don't look at people's mobile phones casually!"

He didn't take it seriously, but still smiled, "I used to think that you sometimes said something weird, like an emotional column, about 'get along with your ex like a family member', you may have found this too...you The facial expressions are really searched."

You just glanced at the search interface quickly, and you are generally saying that talking about your ex’s breakup with the opposite sex is an act of green tea, and half of it is an act of raising fish. You happily decide to keep your mouth shut, and you won’t tell him how much fuss Gojo Satoru makes.

At this time, you just received the news from Niatz, and you took advantage of Wutiaowu not paying attention, and slid over quickly. It is likely that you asked her to check the whereabouts of Earl D.It's not that Gojo Satoru can't know about this matter, but he will definitely ask here and there, which is really annoying.

You put away your phone: "If you have something to do, you can check it online, can't you?"

"Then there must be more sayings on the Internet that there is no relationship between old age and death. Why did you pick the point of 'being a relative'?"

Wujo Wu saw that you were walking fast and ignored him, trotted up to you, turned around to face you, backed up and said, "Say it quickly, you are still an emotional liar."

One mouthful, one emotional liar, does he only know this one word?In the cold wind, you crossed your arms and uttered the last sentence: "The two dojos are next to each other. If you look down and see each other, how could it be so stiff?"

After that, let Gojo Satoru say anything, but you didn't speak again, and rushed all the way to the high school.

Gojo Satoru finally found a topic for you to talk about.

"Don't forget to wash the shirt and return it to me." He turned his head and looked at Xia Youjie, who was sitting downstairs in the dormitory, who seemed to have finished returning to Nocturnal Moth, and was waiting for you to come back, "Jie, you don't need this skirt. .”

Go downstairs to get the nitrous for supper: "?"

Ever since he almost missed your sky and the curse, Nitro became visibly alert to the naked eye: "What are you talking about? Jie and the skirt? What good thing did I miss again?"

Wujo Wu laughed and said, "That's right, Nitro, you almost missed something good. Jie, show it to Nitro."

Xia Youjie stood up from the stairs, the conjurer's stretched posture carried unspeakable danger.

You have turned into a shouting face to the rare and fragile nurse Nizi who is wearing cotton slippers, thick nightgown, and flamboyant: "Grazi—run—"

But how could a nanny outrun a melee mage? She was stopped by Xia Youjie as soon as she sprinted up the corner of the stairs.

The half-faced denatured curse spirit whizzed out, turning Nitrox into Nitrogen in the blink of an eye.

"Mr. Nitrate, you are so pretty, do you want to change back? If you want to change, please ask us—"

"Xia Youjie, Gojo Wu..." The boy's voice in the shadow of the stairs sounded faintly, "I remember you all!"

You add the last straw to your best friend's crazy transformation, you hold Xia Youjie and Wujowu's shoulders: "Where is it, let me be healthy! I want Kangkang!"

The author says:

This is a world full of Noragami, all those who ask you to leave the order...

Sigh.

You and Nitro are good girlfriends (sure)

[Fund-raising posters for the rich ladies of the beautiful boy Glass Brother]:

Thanks to the little angels who cast mines: Shuangjing, Junyuan, and Lanzhi;