[Zhongyingmei] dishonest love

"I have a question for you." Wade stared straight at the young version of his nemesis, "What does it mean if you have dreamed about the same person for many days in a row?" He was troubled by the dream that the protagonist was the same woman Day, since he saw the picture of that woman in X Academy... He should have had nothing to do with her, but he dreamed of her again and again.

"Why do you ask me..." She is not an expert in dream interpretation, Jane coughed, and glanced at his gun from the corner of her eye, "Is it a man or a woman? What kind of dream?"

"Girl, doing all kinds of things, most of the time in bed [beep], sometimes in the bathroom, on the dresser and on the table... This shouldn't have happened, how many years has she been dead ? When she married that bald man, I was still a handsome mercenary! But those dreams, just like what happened, became part of my memory, and it almost drove me crazy!" [BEEP] Fantasies are nothing in Wade's lower limit, if those [BEEP] dreams are not too real.

This is why Wade can't help it. As a psycho, no one understands the psychology of mental patients better than her.

"...Probably, you like her?" Wade's words contained too much information, and Jane felt that her three views had been impacted.

"Like it?!" His knife was placed on Jane's neck in a second, "Has my aesthetics been forced [beep]! I don't like that type!" Maybe she can be a fucking mother at her age!

"Calm down..." My life is over, this is Jane's thoughts at this moment.

The next moment, the light from the Palm Cannon passed through the top of her head and hit Wade's chest directly. Wade, who rolled and avoided, was stuck to the ground by successive spider threads.

Due to the impact of the explosion at close range, Jenny fell backwards, unable to sit still.

"Let me go!" Spider-Man rushed.

"I'll let you fart." The steel armor lifted Jane with her arms high, just past the trajectory of Spiderman flying over, "My daughter, bah bah, my cousin wants you to save?!"

"Mr. Stark, you are too timely."

"That must." Tony was relieved to scan her for a week without finding any obvious wounds, and saw the thing in her hand, his eyes widened, "Universe... Rubik's Cube!" Wasn't this thing brought back to Asgard by Thor? ? !

"Universal Rubik's Cube?" Jane spread out her other palm, "What about this one?"

Tony, who had studied Loki's scepter at close range, was even more dumbfounded: "The Mind Stone?!" The illusion?

"Friday, contact Vision immediately!"

Wade over there has already split the spider web and got up to confront Spider-Man.

“hey，兄弟，好久不见！是我！你的心灵之友，也许现在我们还不认识，但我们以后会认识的，虽然你经常帮着你情人一起揍我但是兄弟情……”

"Shut up." Tony landed on the roof, put down Jenny, and pointed his palm at Wade.

Vision's video call has been connected——

"Vision, what's the situation with the Mind Stone?" Tony was concerned about his safety first.

"You mean?" Vision frowned, "Is there anything special? Everything is fine here."

"Go back and talk, I have something to deal with first." Tony hung up.

Wade spread his hands: "There is no need to fight, but if you have to..." He is the master who does not take too much trouble, afraid of this?Wade drew his two knives and took a stance.

Dozens of armors flying from all directions surrounded the place, Wade looked at Iron Man X40 (he roughly estimated that it would not be less than this number) and fell silent, silently putting away his two knives: "Just pretend I didn't say it." All day long It's boring to fight and kill.

The Ignored Spider-Man: ? ? ?

It seems that there is nothing wrong with him here... In short, after confirming that his girlfriend was unharmed, Peter, who was concealing his identity, leaned over and lowered his voice: "Jenny, are you okay?"

"Thank you, I'm fine." Although she was still in shock, she saw Mr. Stark and Peter coming, with a sense of security max, and smiled at him, "Thank you for saving me."

"Should be."

Tony listened to the exchange of the two children behind him: "Ahem, little spider has nothing to do with you, you can go."

"Don't do this." Is it still possible to cross the river and tear down the bridge?Peter decided to ignore it, "In short, arrest the kidnapper first." He pointed to Wade.

"Speak up if you have something to say." Seeing that the situation is not good, Wade took out another Cosmic Rubik's Cube, "I have nothing to do, so I'll leave first. Take me away, you stupid cube!"

Another cosmic cube? !Tony really didn't know what to say. The Rubik's Cube was not mass-produced. Is it really okay for such dangerous things to appear one after another?He can now not have to find a way to contact Thor to ask about the safety of the Rubik's Cube. The multiplier appeared... The world began to mess up. Tony manipulated all the armors to approach Wade while feeling emotional: "Raise your hands and hand over the thing in your hand."

"Dropped the chain at a critical moment, right?" Wade made a gesture to hack the Rubik's Cube with a knife, and then, just like the way he appeared on the scene, a mysterious space door appeared—"Goodbye, bad guys!"

Before the space gate disappeared, Tony sent him off with a bomb, but it was destined to be impossible to catch him.

……

Wade patted his chest: "Captain Deadpool VS Iron Man X40 wins! Iron Man is down, Deadpool is the strongest!"

There was something on his waist. Judging from his feeling, Wade thought it was a gun, but don't think about it in any evil way. A female voice sounded behind him: "Sir, can I borrow some money?"

No no no no no, he remembered, after seeing the picture of the woman named Destiny at the X Academy, the first dream he had was such a scene, and he remembered the next thing—— Are those things true?He inexplicably resisted such a setting, maybe it would be better not to follow the script, and the ending would not make him so uncomfortable.

The muzzle of the gun moved forward impatiently, and the woman with a gentle voice began to complain coquettishly: "Cooperate a bit, who can believe that all the money on my body was given to the last person who was robbed by me? Hungry……"

The person who planned not to follow the plot, said the next line inexplicably—maybe, just like her name, she is "Destiny", or she may be his "Daughter of Destiny".

Wade turned around: "Oh, is the little beauty robbing? I see you are good-looking, why don't you have to learn how to rob like others, and you can get a lot of money in minutes if you get a big money, okay? Is there anyone with you? Said, you look a lot like that actress Hirsch Livejoy, don’t you? Oh, she might not be here, I’ve done [beep] to her poster many times, you look so good why do robbery Inefficient things, do you see that I look like I can bring a lot of money? It just so happens that I just met the richest man in New York, and I can help you with a pimp if necessary..."

The silver-haired, green-eyed, charming-looking woman moved the gun to his forehead: "It doesn't look like a rich person, I'm familiar with what you're holding, hand it over."

"I can't give this to you. Although it's not a big deal for me to be shot by you, sometimes it's really annoying if you can't die, but it's better for girls not to keep thinking about giving someone a shot in the face... "

"Shut up!" It seemed that his patience had reached its limit.

Wade calmly proceeded as things should have happened as if he had passed a line, but there was an uncontrollable excitement in his heart, and he tried hard to restrain the strange mood. He drew his knife and chopped off her gun, and his movements were steady. Ruthless, the blade flashed and didn't even shake, her gun and confidence were scrapped together: "A strong man is so skilled, I will...never do robbery again in my life!" She turned and left.

Wade put his arms around her shoulders: "It's my turn, unlike you, I don't plan to leave empty-handed."

"If you have money, do you think I will come to rob?"

"It's not okay to rob money, but it's also possible to rob sex."

"I'm sorry, but you don't sell yourself!"

"Is it mouth/live? It's not bad!"

"..."

……

"Just let him go like this?" Peter regretted that he didn't move fast enough and let the dangerous person escape.

"How to chase?" Tony looked at him, "I think that's it. I'll take you home. If you don't feel at ease, you can stay at my house tonight?" The second half of the sentence was said to Jane.

"No, I don't think he's here to do bad things."

Not bad enough? !Tony saw that the two Infinity Stones in her hand were getting bigger, and the world was about to be messed up by him. Who is that guy—the Infinity Stone Wholesaler?

"In short, I have to strengthen the security of your apartment. I'll send you back first, otherwise I won't worry." After winking with Spider-Man, Tony signaled him to leave first.

Peter understood: "Since there is no danger, I'll go first!"

When Tony sent Jane home, Peter was already waiting in the living room of Jane's house: "Great, you're fine." Because Tony was present, he didn't hug him.

Tony had already changed his armor at this time—in order not to tear off his cousin’s costume and not know that Peter was Spider-Man’s trick, they delayed for a while on the road so that Peter could come back first, otherwise his speed would be comparable to Iron Man’s. Slow down.

"I'm fine, are MJ and Sebastian okay?"

"It's a long story, but they're safe anyway." Peter was still a little bit choked when he thought that protecting her would not reveal his identity openly, "The important thing is, it's great that you're okay."

"Okay, why don't you close your eyes and put them on her." Tony, who had been in love for a long time, couldn't help but blush when he saw the stickiness of the young couple in love.

"Go to bed early, you must be scared. Also, these two things, I'd better take them away." Tony comforted himself to think on the bright side—maybe these extras are fakes?The angel Tony villain thought so, and was slapped by the devil Tony villain's ears, counterfeit, your uncle, the portal has been opened...

"Is there no danger?" Jenny handed him two stones.

"Probably not." As soon as Tony put his hand on it, the light from the two gemstones suddenly illuminated the entire room, and the energy flowing in the expanding air was visible to the naked eye.

"It is!" Jenny exclaimed.

Peter pushed Tony away: "Danger!" He wanted to take the two gems away from Janey's hand, but strangely passed through his hands without touching anything—in the brighter and brighter light, the three of them were killed by the explosion. Enveloped in it...

(Okay, both the hero and heroine were killed, this article is over. Just kidding, crawl back and continue typing.)

……

In the early morning, the sunlight shining through the curtains gently caressed the faces of the three on the bed.

The eyes of the brown-haired boy sleeping in the middle moved, he opened his eyes with a groan, and faced a very familiar face—a face that he would see every day.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" His scream woke up the two people around him.

The girl who rubbed her eyes and got up looked at him and was also stunned.

The brown-haired boy—"Peter Parker" reached out and pressed the girl's chest: "What the hell?!"

The person sleeping on the other side opened his eyes and saw this scene and immediately exploded. He raised his hand and slapped him on the back of the head: "Keep your hands clean! Do you want to die?!"

"Peter" looked aggrieved: "Why did you hit me?" Turning to look at him, he was stunned again, "Mr. Stark, your appearance..."

"What's wrong with beating you, I'm going to cut you!" What happened when he woke up early in the morning and saw Peter, a brat molesting Jenny? !

The girl who hadn't participated in the topic frowned and looked out of state: "I must be dreaming, how could I see the young version of Mr. Stark hitting me, why do I have breasts..." She squeezed He muttered to himself in his chest, and was seen by "Peter" and slapped him: "What are you doing, rascal!"

Tony completely exploded and rushed over, grabbed his collar and shook wildly: "You want to rebel, you dare to beat her!"