[Zhongyingmei] dishonest love

A speakeasy in Queens.

The bar, which was supposed to be extremely noisy, was silent at the moment. Tables, chairs, benches, and wine bottles were smashed all over the floor, and the cheap wooden floor was messed up with wine stains and blood.

The guests had all run away, and a dozen thug-like people stood in a row with guns and weapons, not daring to act rashly.

In the center of the encirclement, a man in a red and black tights with two knives on his back is holding a burly man with a bruised nose and a swollen face: "F**K, of all the underground places I found, you are the most uncooperative gone."

He threw the burly man in his hand to the ground, put the gun back into his belt: "Listen, brother, I don't want to make a fuss, listen to me carefully..." These words came out of nowhere, indiscriminately killing people It's not credible for the guy who broke the field, but considering that his life was in his hands, the strong man nodded in embarrassment.

The man in the red and black tights—Deadpool Wade Wilson breathed out: "It's great to be willing to cooperate, hello, hello, hello everyone, after all, I'm new here and don't want to offend too many people... The thing is, you fucking Put the gun down, I am so violent, I am afraid of getting angry!" Wade pulled out the knife behind his back to split a bullet flying towards him, and then thrust the knife into the strong man's head with his backhand, " Do you still want to have a good talk!"

"Let it go... let it all go!" The boss of the unknown gang was almost out of control.

Kicking a chair nearby, Wade sat down on the chair, ignoring a group of thugs surrounding him and pressed the handle of the knife and began to say: "Have you heard of the red-breasted Robin? The two birds, I want to find them." The number one killer——Tom Cat, whose name cannot be mentioned, is a female killer whose temper is as hot as her figure..."

"No, no."

"I [beep] the dog, can you guys who engage in gangsters have some professionalism, have you never heard of the largest intelligence agency in the local underground world?! Have you seen this person?" Wade muttered in his heart, three times in a row No news about the red-breasted Robin has been found anywhere. It seems that the parameters of this parallel universe have changed a bit. He took out a crumpled photo from his pocket and tried to flatten it, only to find that the photo was pierced by a bullet hole. Soaked in a lot of his blood, the facial features of the person in the photo can hardly be distinguished, only a woman can be seen, with golden brown hair, and green eyes can be vaguely seen in the unstained part of the blood.A few swipes of gloved hands over the photo completely ruined the last bit of recognizability.

The response he got was still shaking his head as expected.

That's right, it's true love to be able to recognize it by relying on this picture. Wade rolled up the picture and stuffed it back into his pocket, stood up and raised his chair as if to knock on the interrogated person: "Pay all the money, I'm hungry, Get me something to eat, hurry up!" The chair was smashed to pieces next to the man's head, and Wade got what he wanted...

……

Half an hour later, the atmosphere in the bar strangely changed to this——

A bunch of people sat in rows around Wade, the only difference from before was that their eyes had turned a strange blue.

Wade took out a shiny gemstone: "[BEEP] Damn it, if I knew this thing is so powerful, I would beat myself to death." Is the soul gem so easy to use?

"Listen to me, it's a long story, I was doing my own things at home that day, you don't even know what my own things are?" Wade held his hands in a cylinder shape, and made a sliding movement up and down in front of his lower abdomen , and then spread his hands, "It's very strange to say, a while ago I kept dreaming about a woman..." His habitual way of narrating has always been so out of key, it is easy to make people think.

"I don't want to mention this. Anyway, a nagging woman suddenly appeared and asked me to deliver something. I asked her how much money she could give, and she said that Tony Stark could ask for the money. I said no, only cash is accepted. , I heard no one accepts cash only!" Throwing all the credit cards spread out on the table back to their faces, Wade slapped the table, "Cash! No one is an exception, not even a magic stick."

Wade thought of the woman who claimed to be the God of Dimension, and his expression became serious. All in all, in his opinion, this deal is still a good deal—he temporarily took over the Godhead of Dimension God, and came to run errands and become handsome by the way.

It shouldn't be difficult for a "god" (let's call him that) who has the ability to travel through dimensions to change his face back to before it was disfigured.

Now that he has been controlled by the Mind Stone, he is not afraid of his name being leaked, Wade touched his chin: "Let me tell you that there are some of them, anyway, the person I am looking for is Jenny Drizzt, 25 years old, blonde with green hair It's extremely dangerous. Get me a mobile phone, and contact me immediately if you have any news." An Omega-level mutant, one of the two most dangerous students of Charles Xavier.

Someone next to him immediately took out his mobile phone and handed it in. Wade took the phone and glanced at the screen, his expression froze——

"HOLYSH/IT!!!!!! 2XXX YEARS!!!!!!"

He promised to send couriers across parallel universes, but he didn't agree to send them to the parallel universe ten years ago! ! !During this period of time, the boss of Red-breasted Robin is still a virgin in high school, he is a knitter!Do you want him to look for each high school one by one? !It's already summer vacation, so it's hard to find it!And after delivering the courier, how can he go back to his own time slot? !

Wade wanted to kill someone. He thought he had made a very good deal, but in the end the initiative was completely out of his hands.

After venting his emotions by yelling a few swear words, he finally said weakly: "Change the target, help me find Spider-Man." If you can't find the female killer, just find her future girlfriend.

……

"Wow, are you really Jenny Drizzt?" Wade stared at the little girl who was placed on the roof by him, her appearance hadn't changed much, at best she was a little tender, "Even ten years ago, such a weak girl Is it?" Even if he fought against Jenny Drizzt ten years ago, he was already prepared to break his arms and legs, but the little girl in front of him...has no power to fight back, and she doesn't seem to want to fight back at all, Being brought up all the way by him, they cooperated very well.

The wind on the roof made Jane a bit cold, not to mention she was afraid of heights, she was too nervous to move when she sat in front of the mysterious man: "Here, sir, I really think you have found the wrong person... I Her name is Jenny Lovech, not Drizzt."

More than half an hour ago, when she and Peter were walking towards the subway station after dinner, they encountered a group of people dressed as "gangsters". The leader was this man in a strange red and black tights, and shouted "Go!" Great luck", while rushing towards them excitedly, to be precise, she rushed towards her, Peter and Sebastian immediately protected her behind, but with a flash of blue light, Jenny was already carried on his shoulders Yes, and then she was carried here like a bag of rice.

Peter and the others should not be in danger. After all, Spider-Man's force value is there. Jane feels that what is more worth worrying about right now is her own safety.

kidnapper? !This conjecture came to Jian Ni's mind, is it true that people are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong? After she began to openly admit that she is a member of Iron Man's family, kidnappers came to her door so soon.

"I can't admit that you have a dead face." He suddenly drew his knife and turned around and waved it at the air behind him, "If you want to blackmail me, there is no way!" The place where the cold blade cut was empty.

He slashed around with the knife as if there would be an enemy behind him immediately. Jane stretched her neck and waited for the follow-up events to develop. It turned out that he had been slashing the air. After a few minutes, he put away the knife and turned around to look back.

The little girl with shrunken shoulders was sitting upright and slowly looked away.

"Is this man a fool? You must have thought so in your heart just now!"

Jane touched the watch on her wrist, thinking how long it would take for Iron Man to arrive, and shook her head sincerely: "No." Even if she wasn't a fool, she must have mental problems, and she didn't have the guts to say anything.

"I don't care about you with a mental illness." Wade waved his hand, and took out a glowing blue cube from the bag at his feet, "I just take the things with me, and let me know that there are "visitors" coming soon." He He made two quotation marks in the air, rolled his eyes through the mask, and then pulled out another identical blue cube.

"I'm not mentally ill..." Jane justified herself.

"Uh oh shit, which one is it for?" The two Rubik's Cubes are almost identical, but one can see a faint orange in the blue light on closer inspection. Wade remembered that Wang Xiaoxi said that one of them had something else in it, but At that time, he was busy with himself and his memory was a bit confused, which one was it for? "It doesn't matter, give whichever you order - Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, Catchatigerbythetoe. If hehollers, lethimgo, Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. Take it." He quickly made a choice, throwing the Rubik's Cube in his left hand After coming over, he took out the Soul Gem from his pocket and stuffed it to Jane, who also looked incredible.

"Uh, this gentleman... I don't know if my understanding is correct." Jenny hugged two glowing stones and felt like she was holding two bombs/bombs, "You kidnapped me not only didn't want anything from me, but instead Give me something back? Is this thing going to explode?"

"Maybe, it depends on how to use it." The power of each infinity stone is quite large, and Wade continued to look at her with his chin resting on his hand.

Is it really a bomb? Jane looked at the two "white eyes" on his mask with complicated emotions: "We can discuss the money issue." Apart from kidnappers, the worst thing is to seek vengeance without money. ...

"How much do you have?" Wade was also quite interested in the topic of money, "I remember you were poor before you became a professional killer."

Is it a good choice to tell the kidnapper (tentatively) that his cousin is the richest man in New York?Jane didn't know how to choose: "It depends on how much I'm worth in your eyes."

Thinking of some bad memories, Wade paused: "...It's worthless!" If anyone told him that Jenny Drizzt's life was easy to take in the future, he would smash that person's dog's head to death!

"..." Determined to die without money?