[Zhongyingmei] dishonest love

"It's me," said "Peter," "Jane! Look at yourself, Mr. Stark!"

"I know what I look like myself!" Tony raised his fist with a ferocious expression, "Are you crazy?! If you touch her finger again, I'll skin you off, believe it or not?!"

"Jane" blocked Tony's hand: "Calm down, it's a misunderstanding, it's an accident..." The slap made him a little dazed, but Peter was just woken up—this was not a dream!He and Jenny switched bodies, and the younger Mr. Stark had no idea of ​​his transformation!

Tony turned his head and saw the slap marks on the face of "Jenny", he was angry and distressed: "Why are you so bad-tempered? Let me tell you that there are only zero and countless times of domestic violence! Divided, must be divided!" The product has a new understanding-hitting girlfriend? !Can't bear it!Hit his little princess? !Hammer him to death!

"Jenny" glanced at her pinched body, pressed her temples and whispered, "Hmm...it's a mess." She jumped out of bed and took a mirror and held it up in front of Tony.

Tony, who is still wrestling with "Peter" and to be precise, has the upper hand unilaterally, stares at himself in the mirror in disbelief-there is no doubt that the person in the mirror is Tony Stark, but the iconic beard The shape is gone, replaced by a smooth chin, where are the charming crow's feet and experienced forehead lines? !He looks more handsome, but the point is that no matter how you look at it, he is not over 20 years old!

"This is a dream, it's impossible." Tony let go of "Peter" and blinked quickly, "I must be sleeping in the wrong way, wake up! I ordered myself to wake up quickly!"

"Peter" got up smoothly and shook his head to look at him.

Tony slapped her backhand again: "What are you looking at! You can't hit her in your dreams!"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." with a bitter face on the verge of tears, "Why are you still beating me? I'm Jenny..."

"Jenny" stomped anxiously: "Don't hit her! Let's put it this way."

She points to herself: "Me, Peter; she, Jenny; you, Teenager!"

"Peter" covered his face and nodded, his eyes mournful: "Mr. Stark, do you treat Peter like this in places where I can't see?"

so?which kind?He pinches himself first—it hurts.

Tony's brain quickly integrated all the information - thinking of the good side, that is, his subjective thinking: he will protect his cousin, he is heroic and manly to the extreme; thinking of the bad side, that is, just suffered The possible thoughts of the real Jenny and the fake Peter: No chance to explain, just a few slaps... It's embarrassing.

Tony withdrew his hand and held it on his chest: "This is a misunderstanding. What do you think, I have always taken care of you." He asked Peter who was wearing his cousin's shell.

"Jianni" was noncommittal, and he didn't want the kind of attention that sent him to the women's changing room!

……

After a while of silence, "Peter" took the lead to break the silence: "Forget about this, the most urgent thing is to restore the original state, I want to get my body back!"

"Infinity Gems!" Tony grabbed the point, "Where's the Cosmic Rubik's Cube and the Mind Stone?!"

The three of them looked around in the small bedroom, but there was no trace of gems.

"No, I remember that the explosion happened in the living room yesterday." Tony pressed his temples and thought deeply, "When I woke up, I was in your bed, and no one would deliberately move us into bed and make a threesome, ahem... what am I Didn't say anything."

"Peter" recalled silently, and after a while he spoke weakly: "The only possibility is this - when the explosion happened, I might have felt in my heart that I would rather stay in bed all day yesterday..." Peter picked him up early in the morning The grievances of his resentment emerged like a revolving lantern.

"It's hard to say, but it's very possible. Oh God, what I'm most concerned about now is where did we become such a thing?!" "Jenny" collapsed first. In my girlfriend's body? !How did the Spider-Man adventure plot suddenly become a romance drama with a male-female swap? !

"Keep looking, it's impossible to disappear for no reason!" Tony said.

The three of them turned the small apartment upside down and found nothing.

"Why don't you eat something first?" Tony was hungry.

"Can you still eat?" "Peter" was dejected.

"Think about it carefully, the two of you are miserable, I... this is pretty good, the identity problem is easy to solve, and returning to youth is not a bad thing." Tony stroked his chin, "Come on, meet Tony Stark II (Tony Stark Jr.)."

"Please don't be so adaptable, okay?" "Jane" rolled her eyes, and answered the ringing phone, "This is Peter, who are you looking for?"

There was a pause for two seconds on the other end of the phone: "I'm Sebastian, Jane, are you okay?" This okay has two meanings - what happened yesterday and her mind.

"Jenny" handed the phone to "Peter": "I'm looking for you."

"Peter" took the phone: "Hello?"

"Peter?" Sebastian's voice sounded confused, "Forget it, it doesn't matter whoever answers, didn't I tell you yesterday that I found Jane and reported her safety in time, I waited for your call all night, almost Blow up your phone!"

"Peter" came to his senses and began to enter his identity: "Well, there is something wrong, I forgot, is MJ okay?" While answering the phone, he took out the phone from his pocket and threw it to "Jenny".

"Don't worry, I have tampered with her memory, your secret is safe for now."

"Peter": "Uh, ok...what's..." Fiddled with Michelle's memory?

"Where are you guys now? I explained to Aunt Mei. She found me after calling countless people last night. Anyway, hurry home." Sebastian paused, "Today's game I'm going to practice, you come too, about yesterday... I have to talk to you."

"clear."

The call ends.

Looking for "Jenny" who had plugged in the charger and switched on for a long time, she gasped. Aunt Mei had more than [-] missed calls: "Go home!"

"Peter" flipped through his mobile phone: "This is also..."

The two opened the door one after the other and ran to the next door. Little Tony, who was looking for food in the kitchen, also went with him.

"Jenny" reached out and asked "Peter" for the key: "Give me the key."

As soon as the door was opened, Aunt Mei sat in the living room with no expression on her face: "Are you back?"

"Jenny" laughed dryly, "Well..."

Aunt Mei glanced at the faces of the three of them: "Peter, I'm not letting you go out to play, or staying overnight at a classmate's house, but I remember I told you, remember to call if you don't go home! "

Aunt Mei became more and more excited as she spoke, and looked at the three people who slowly walked in front of her: "What's wrong with you? I called you [-] times! You can't do this! I know you have something to hide from me, You go out secretly in the middle of the night, and you don’t know what you’re doing every day! I don’t care about those, as long as you’re safe!”

"Jane" lowered her eyes: "Aunt Mei, I'm sorry..."

"Jenny, shut up! Don't speak up for him, and neither do you! I'm very disappointed in you! Don't you know that you have to report to your parents when you go out to play!" Aunt Mei's forced calm has completely disappeared, and she had a good night. How uncomfortable--nephew didn't come home after twelve o'clock, the phone was turned over and over and no one answered, she called one by one, from Ned to Michelle, and finally got a call from Sebastian saying Peter and Jane Spend the night at his house!She almost didn't call the police, okay?She claims to be open-minded, but there is no news of her nephew, and the reports of car accidents and robbers are played in her mind in turn, scaring her to death. What if something bad happens?What if an accident happened to him?

May thought the emotion had faded after hours of calm after receiving the news (she was awake all night on coffee, her hands shaking so hard she couldn't even hold the cup), and she meant to remind Peter gently, but The more she talked about the fear and grievance of losing her beloved, the more obvious it was that she had just lost Ben, and Peter couldn't treat her like this!

"Peter" sighed: "I'm sorry..." It was because of her that Peter made Aunt May worry and disappointed.

A slap made her head turn away, and Aunt Mei was almost hysterical with tears in her eyes: "You have been confined for a week!"

"Jenny" stared wide-eyed, seeing an obvious slap print quickly appearing on "Peter"'s face, she touched her face empathetically, and little Tony Stark also covered her mouth.

"Peter" trembled: "I..."

She wanted to cry so much, how many times had she been beaten this morning?So wronged, forget it, she was at fault, Jian Ni snorted, "I'm sorry." Her boyfriend took the blame.

"Go back to your room!" Aunt Mei, who was in a rage, was indifferent to her apology and pointed to the room.

"Peter" covered her face and ran over in small steps. She couldn't take it anymore, she wanted to find a place to cry.

……

"Jenny" asked cautiously, "Aunt Mei, are you okay?"

After playing "Peter", Aunt May also shed tears.

Aunt Mei wiped away her tears: "I'm sorry, I lost my composure. Maybe I made a big fuss over a molehill, but I'm really worried to death. He has been so secretive recently. I guess I acted too aggressively. I It's just that I can't help worrying about him..."

"Jane" hugged Aunt Mei: "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, it's all my fault, I swear I won't make you worry anymore..."

"Ahem!" Little Tony reminded.

"Jenny" added: "I mean, I'll tell Peter to stop worrying you."

"Yes." Aunt Mei calmed down, "By the way, are you?"

"Jenny's relative." Little Tony nodded, afraid that "Jenny" would really introduce him directly as Tony Stark Jr. According to his past lace news, this introduction would arouse other people's imagination couplet.

"I see you look familiar..."