[Comprehensive] All knives like to act coquettish to aunts

This kind of Aunt Xue's sense of déjà vu made me silent, but Hasebe's knock on the door kept ringing, without the slightest intention to stop.Lian Lian and they were very well-behaved and didn't make any noise, so as not to cause trouble for me.

"Master, if you keep quiet, I'll open the door with the key." After knocking like this for 10 minutes, Hasebe finally stopped. He shook the key, and the sound of the jingle made me curse in my heart. There was a sound of shit.

It’s okay to ask Hasebe to open the door, it’s better for me to open the door myself: “No, I’ll open the door for you.”

I opened the door and met Hasebe's eyes. His gray eyes smiled when he saw me, and the invisible dog behind him wagged his tail.But my attention is not here, because the key in Hasebe’s hand is not the key of the box at all. I often walk by the river without getting my shoes wet. It feels so sour to be cheated by my own chef.

"Really, Master, please tell me if you want to come." Hasebe said sadly: "You still dressed yourself up like this, I checked the surveillance twice before I was sure it was you, and I won't let you You come here."

Well, you know you won’t let me come over, but you will close the Niulang shop, don’t think I can’t sense Candlestick Qie Mama and they are already seeing off customers.

However, Hasebe's loyal dog attribute is also very easy to deal with, and there will be nothing wrong with a few more compliments.

"Well done, Hasebe." I wanted to pat him on the head, but because of my height, I could only pat him on the shoulder: "You can recognize me just by looking at me, It is worthy of my sword."

Hasebe's body was instantly blown by cherry blossoms, which made the hay fever allergies sneezed several times during the cold period.

Hasebe is also sharp-eyed. After entering the box and scanning around, he saw the feather duster thrown on the sofa, and analyzed that some shikigami probably made me angry.

Among the four people present, Lian Lian had a rare conscience in Yin Yang Liao, and he helped to delay the time just now, so it must not be him, so it is the other three cubs.How much Hasebe loved the shikigami when they were young, and how strict he was with them when they grew up. He used to use the feather duster as an artifact to whip people.

"In the end, what happened?" Hasebe looked directly at Ibaraki, who was the most stupid-minded, with the calm before the storm on his face.

Both Tamazamo and Jiu Tun groaned inwardly, and quickly gave Ibaraki a wink, telling him not to betray a teammate in the Yinyang team, but what Ibaraki saw as their eyes was that their eyes were uncomfortable.So Ibaraki vividly revealed all the previous bad things, and in the process, it was inevitable that all kinds of embellishments would be added.

The final result was that he was beaten up by his mother just now, and then he was beaten up by Hasebe again. Misfortunes never come singly.Among them, the one who was beaten the most was Yu Zaoqian who didn't run away, and went downstairs with Yi Mulian carrying him on his back.

Although Hasebe wanted to go downstairs with me very much, but he still had to check the facilities in each box, so he walked away from me at every step.

During this time, the customers left the store one after another, but the knives downstairs gathered together.

"I didn't expect the master to come too." Although Xiaohumaru said this, he was not very surprised. He looked like he knew it a long time ago, and the sense of disobedience broke through the sky.

"Probably the master is too boring." Tsurumaru took up a sofa and lay down indifferently, completely lost the feeling of ease when receiving customers before, and became a useless crane from exhaustion: "Life needs to be frightened..."

Before he finished speaking, Candlestick Qie Guangzhong's fist hit him on the head: "I will reject your 'kindness' on behalf of the master."

"Hahaha, in fact, what Tsurumaru Your Excellency said is not unreasonable." Sanriyue took a sip of tea: "Although the master has a strong mind, he can be boring. I have a good note."

……

When I got to the stairs, it was different from what I imagined. The bright lights on the first floor didn’t look like the Niu Lang’s shop had closed. I almost thought it was still open, so I didn’t dare to go down.

"Oh, little girl over there, would you like to be led downstairs by the old man?"

Sanriyue walked into my sight unknowingly, stretched out her hand to me, saw my confused face, and tilted her head and smiled.

"Sanming, what kind of trouble are you guys making?" I thought there must be something strange about this matter, so I didn't put my hand in Sanriyue's.

But Sanriyue probably decided to lead me downstairs this time, even if she didn't take her hand back, she wasn't afraid of embarrassment.

In fact, with Sanriyue's good-looking face, I'm not embarrassed to do anything, and I'm the only one who is embarrassed for him.

"Okay, let me hold you, I'm afraid of you, you are rushing to let me take advantage of you, you know." As soon as my hand touched Sanriyue's palm, he held it tightly back.

I suddenly remembered a very important thing:

"I didn't seem to wash my hands when I ate spicy strips just now..."

"Well, I smell it." San Riyue held my hand even tighter: "It smells very strong."

"...Do you ever talk like that?" I stared at Sanriyue's handsome face expressionlessly, my heart was completely calm and I even wanted to hit him.

"...Hahaha, just kidding, the lord is really cute." Sanriyue felt the murderous aura on my body, and thought to herself that the lord is getting more and more difficult to tease these days: "Everyone else is downstairs." Waiting for the lord,"

Sanming, you worked really hard not to get beaten.

My temper is getting more and more irritable. Now all the solutions to my problems are related to violence. Sankayue*pi* Zongjin was no exception and I have been knocked on many times. The crane ball is even worse. Part of the time is spent on him.

"My lord, you have changed. I remember that the little girl was very gentle." San Riyue said suddenly when she was going down the stairs.

"No, that's being polite, thank you." I disliked that San Riyue walked too slowly, so I grabbed his paw and pulled him away: "I'm so familiar, you're the only one to be hypocritical."

I walked very fast, and Sanriyue was dragged away behind me, feeling like a little daughter-in-law.He was also very helpless in his heart, he also wanted to tease his master, but he couldn't do it at all.

As expected, all the knives were nestled neatly on the first floor. It looked like they wanted to tease me collectively, but they were destined to be disappointed. My daily battle of true love was not in vain. of.

Watching one episode of that show, my girlish heart was cut off. After eight years, this show wiped out all my thoughts of falling in love.Now I see big scum written on the faces of all the boys, including the small knife spirits in this pill, although they are not scum at all.

"Come on, don't make trouble with me. The battle to defend the true love I'm chasing has begun. Turn on the TV." I hugged Xiao Ye in my arms and pointed to the big screen in the field.

"..." A group of knives who planned to use all their strengths to tease my aunt.

I rubbed Xiao Ye's face, and generously invited them to watch this emotional mediation program with me.

The knives also want to see what programs I can follow every day, and they all have the patience to watch them with me.

This time the program is still mediating a couple in love. The man is quite handsome, but his level of scumbag is directly proportional to his appearance. I watched it with relish, and Xiaoye also stared at the big screen intently. .From time to time, I pat the table and comment:

"Score! Does it matter if you keep the scumbag for the new year?"

"Don't be soft-hearted, girl! If this scumbag dares to cheat once, he will definitely have a second time. He's just pretending to be pitiful!"

"Drinking is more important than you. You are nothing in his heart. He just treats you as a babysitter! Parents didn't spoil you so much to let you serve the scumbag's family!"

Little knife masters: ...Finally found the root cause of not being able to seduce the master.

"Master, you..." With trembling arms, he hugged himself who had lost all three views in distress: "Do you watch this show every day?"

After watching it for a while, he became a little suspicious of life. Watching this kind of program every day is the rhythm of being single for a lifetime!

"That's right." My smile at this time was a little scary on the faces of the knife masters: "I've been watching it for eight years, don't you know?"

The knives are all asleep during the normal program broadcast time, they really don't know!

"Huahua and the others often watch it with me, I thought you all knew about it." I struggled to find a little attention to chat with the little knives: "There is also a show about loud confession, which is similar to this one. I usually Take turns watching."

"Master, don't you like watching Korean dramas?" Luan tried to struggle: "I remember you were still watching it a few days ago."

When he said this, I remembered that I was watching the edited ghost video of a Korean drama that day and he saw it, but I was wearing earphones at the time, so he misunderstood it.So I took out my phone and called up the video for Chao Wan to watch it in its entirety.

Luan: "..." Master, do you know that you will be single for the rest of your life like this!

The other knives raised their foreheads at the same time. It wasn't that they didn't know how to tease, but that the master's rank was too high to be able to tease them!

They couldn't help but miss the "innocent, lively and lovely" master back then, and blamed them for not knowing how to cherish it.

The knives' plan to tease the owner of the Cowboy's shop is completely bankrupt. They are smiling on the surface, but ten thousand horses gallop past in their hearts.This state is still lingering until returning to Honmaru.

"Grandma, what's wrong with these knives?" Bi'anhua, who had changed into women's clothes, took my arm: "Stupid?"

I shrugged and pretended to be ignorant: "I don't know, I just watched a show and they became like this."

"Hey, we agreed to watch the replay together!" Bi Anhua pouted and said coquettishly, "I don't care, Mom must watch it again with me!"

Of course, I chose to agree to all these small requests, who made Huahua my favorite eldest daughter.

Little Knife Spirits: I beg the master, please don’t watch this kind of show that destroys girls’ hearts!

The author has something to say:

Watching a show about the battle of true love.

Suddenly: points!Do you keep it for the New Year?

Bianhua: Mom is right, share!

Qing Xingdeng: points!

Demon Sword Girl: Points!

Small swordsmen (tired smile): mmp

Haha, watching too much of this kind of show can really ruin a girl's heart 2333

The knives have missed the best time to flirt suddenly, and it is unlikely that they will succeed in flirting in the future.

Sleep and sleep ~ get up tomorrow and code words.