[Comprehensive] All knives like to act coquettish to aunts

Since I sneaked into the Cowherd's shop that night, the vigilance level of Yihong Courtyard has doubled, and I am determined to catch me as soon as possible the next time I steal to play.

This group of knives are still too naive. I think that when playing in the past, you can not only pretend to be a strange girl, but also pretend to be a handsome guy. Thank you again for the gender-changing potion provided by Luo Yanwang.I also worked very hard for the inspection work.

But after a few times of success in that way, I became less interested, and I had the terrible idea that visiting a cowherd shop would be better than staying at home and playing games.

"Xiao Ying, go out to play? Where are you going? Do you want grandma to accompany you?" I saw that Xiao Ying was about to go out, and I wanted to go out with her on a whim: "It's rare to see you go out except for school. "

Matou Yingming was also a little surprised, as if he didn't expect that I would take the initiative to accompany her to go out, so he quickly laughed: "Well, do you want to accompany me to the library to study?"

"...Is it too late for me to regret it now?" I shouldn't have asked Xue Shen where he was going to play during the vacation, it was really disturbing.

Matou Yingming's eyes dimmed. Although I couldn't see my child's sad expression, I was even more reluctant to go to the library, so I came up with a compromise.

"I'll go next door and ask Kyoya, you two go together." I patted Sakura on the head, Tsunayoshi was picked up by her mother today, and the only target that can be caught is Kyoya: "Me and How about Luo Yanwang waiting for a few hours to pick you up at the library gate together?"

In this way, Sakura was already very happy. She put on her flat glasses, checked her library card, and obediently stood at the entrance waiting for me to change into her pajamas.

The two of us just knocked on the door of Luo Yanwang's house next door, and it was Xiao Gongmi who opened the door. After he saw that it was me and Xiao Ming, he was stunned for a while and then closed the door. He didn't want to see it. The look of the two of us.

Hehe, little Gongya is still too naive, I took out my mobile phone and called Luo Yanwang.

Two minutes later, the closed door opened again, and little Gongmi reluctantly welcomed the two of us in, and looked at me with an accusing expression, obviously blaming me for beating up his sister. Report.

"Gongmi, Xiao Ming is going to the library to study, you can go with me." Luo Yanwang was sitting on the sofa in front of the TV, which was currently playing the most popular animation among children.

"I don't want to..." Xiao Gongmi's eyes were glued to the TV and he couldn't move it off. On a rare day off, he would rather chase his favorite TV series with his favorite sister than go to the library with the most hated Xiao Ming .

But little Gongmi's resistance was obviously ineffective, and King Luo Yan finished him off with just a few words. Little Gongmi's face was wrinkled into a bun, so cute that people wanted to take a bite.

Of course I have to choose to tease such a cutie.

"Xiao Qiu, are you short of younger siblings?" I jokingly said to Luo Qiu, the voice was loud enough for Xiao Gongmi to hear clearly: "Look at me, I've been waiting for your younger brother for 20 years."

Luo Yan Wang's bad taste also came up, and she had an approving expression on her face: "Success, anyway, Gong Mi is not obedient, do you want me to give him to you as a foster husband?"

"Hi!" Xiao Gongmi gave me a horrified look, and couldn't care less about the fact that she hated Xiao Ming the most. She grabbed her arm and ran outside, fearing that his sister would give him away if she was a second late.

After confirming that Xiao Gongmi was far away, King Luo Yan finally laughed, and I laughed along with him, this scene was quite image-destroying.

According to Xiaoming's characteristic of reading, I think it's better for me and Luo Yanwang not to go out within three hours, so the two of us took out our mobile phones and prepared to find a game to play online.

After searching for a while, we set our sights on the popular mobile game Eat Chicken. I heard online that this game is very difficult, but I haven’t played it yet.

"Xiaoqiu, you should have played... right?" I remembered to ask this after the two of us were successfully matched. In my eyes, Luo Yan Wang is an omnipotent existence. The chicken eating game is so popular, she should play it no matter what. That's right.

"No." Luo Yanwang denied my statement: "I'm usually too busy, and I haven't played games for a long time."

"...Then we are going to be tortured to death." I have become a dog, and I have already imagined the scene of the two of us being shot to death.

"It's okay, I've already read the guide." Luo Yanwang didn't feel any fear, she was confident that she could play this game well even if it was her first time playing the game.

Luo Yanwang is used to being a maverick, she doesn't go with the other two teammates at all, and she takes me to parachute after they both jumped off the plane.

Five minutes later, those two teammates were turned into boxes by someone else, and Luo Yanwang didn't feel sorry for it, so she chuckled: "Sure enough, they are two hot chickens."

15 minutes into the game, my level [-] backpack was full of all kinds of miscellaneous things, all of which were stuffed by Luo Yanwang.The place we occupied has a pretty good view. She set up a sniper/shooter/gun and took more than a dozen heads with the help of an eight-fold scope.

I will never underestimate people who play games for the first time in the future, even if they play for the first time, they are still masters!

The scope of the safe zone is shrinking, and Luo Yanwang took me to change places when the time was almost up.People are gods blocking and killing gods, and Buddhas blocking and killing Buddhas. I am very different. The style of painting when encountering enemies is like this:

"Xiaoqiu! Help! There is someone here!"

"Xiaoqiu! Save me, I'm about to be beaten to death!"

"My God, there is someone in this room!"

Fortunately, Luo Yan Wang was very reliable and rescued me with great difficulty. The two teammates on the same team shouted 666 frantically, and asked the boss more than once to kill me as a burden and pick up the equipment before flying by himself.

I think this game must not let Tsurumaru know, otherwise the whole team may be killed by him, because this game can kill teammates, I almost killed Luo Yanwang just now.

"Heh, you don't believe in my strength?" Luo Yanwang took the next step to help me back, and mockingly said to the other two teammates: "Two spicy chickens that fell into a box."

The two poor teammates were speechless for a moment, the person who is so 6 in eating chicken and playing is actually a girl?This is too shocking.

There were only five survivors left. Luo Yanwang went out for a walk from the cover and came up with a terrible answer. Those three people were all in the same team.One of them was terribly strong. When Luo Yanwang returned to the bunker house, he was already beaten to pieces.

After using a first-aid kit, Luo Yanwang couldn't guarantee victory in this game. She never thought that she could meet such an expert just by playing a game.

"Of course, you watch one of the six windows. Don't let anyone in. Leave the other five to me. Can you do it?" No matter how talented Luo Yanwang is, this is the first time he has played this game. It is already the limit to guard the five windows. up.

Luo Yan Wang entrusted me with such an important task, I will try my best not to cheat: "Okay, leave it to me, don't worry."

In my heart, I was still worried about whether Luo Yanwang could guard the five windows properly, so I secretly allocated some attention to help her watch, but a person jumped in from the window I was guarding, and aimed at Luo Yanwang There are three guns in the back, and Luo Yanwang's game character is eliminated directly.

"Of course, what are you doing!" Luo Yanwang was a little crazy, she never expected that her good friend, I can't even see a window: "It's just a window!"

"..." I was powerless to refute, this time the game really sucked me too much.

"Forget it, it's just a game, and I'm here to play it with you." Luo Yanwang was also excited for a while, and soon she calmed down, taking all the mistakes on herself: "My fault, it's my fault." If you can’t bring it up, you will definitely get chicken in the next game.”

I was very moved by Luo Yanwang's words, but at this time, I was already beaten to half blood by the boss who killed Luo Yanwang. I was so frightened that I pressed the screen randomly, and frantically shouted for mercy from the boss.

Then the boss who killed Luo Yanwang really stopped, and jumped out of the window after a while.

Oops, just a while ago, it seemed that the sound setting was adjusted to the channel. That big guy must have spared me because I shouted so affectionately (si) really (xin) (lie) cut (fei) Fate, well, it must be so.

"How did that man leave?" Luo Yanwang was also quite puzzled. It stands to reason that such a master would not be swayed by a few words from the enemy, not to mention that I just said a few words, big brother, forgive me, which is unscientific.

"Hmph, maybe it's because I'm so charming that the boss turned against me." I flicked my bangs, and my tone was quite narcissistic.

King Luo Yan thought I was joking when I said this, and he affirmed it on his lips, but he didn't think so in his heart.

I sneaked out of the window to see what the big guy was doing now, but what caught my eye was the scene of the big guy throwing hand/mines at his two teammates.

His two teammates were blown to death by the big guy who used to fly without the slightest precaution. I guess they must be scolding their mothers when they died.

Then the boss took out another grenade/mine and threw it at his feet. Two seconds later, I became the only survivor among the hundred people, and I managed to eat the chicken in the first play.

Luo Yanwang was stunned, and didn't understand what the situation was.

"Hahahahaha, my charm is so great!" I held the claw machine with a slightly wretched smile: "This is the first place I got by my ability."

Luo Yanwang is still doubting his life.

When I was still getting carried away, someone sent me a message on Penguin, and I clicked on it to see the truth of the matter:

[Five Tigers retreat: Master, are you also playing chicken? 】

The fact is so cruel, don't even think about it, that boss is the five tigers retreating!

Seek the psychological shadow area of ​​the teammates before the Five Tigers retreat.

The author has something to say:

I'm full of chickens, yes, I want to play even if I'm cheating!

Release little Akashi tomorrow to fulfill the wish of the little angel Scarlet Sakura!

I continue to eat chicken, quack quack