"Honey." Yuzao looked at me with a rather affectionate feeling, which was different from his usual persona: "I'm so good-looking, do you like me?"
【not good. 】I wrote on the paper without a trace of hesitation, my dear, I can't bear it.
Frustrated with his perfect appearance, Tamamomae was hit.He touched his own face, hey, he didn't seem to use his real face!
Yu Zaoqian remembered now, because he was too good-looking, Bianhua and the others were afraid that the business would be robbed, so they pressed him to change his appearance. Just now, he was too anxious to see his true love and did not have time to change his face, so he said Well, his true love doesn't even look at him.
"Want to see my real appearance? From now on, I'll just show you my good looks?" Yu Zaoqian grabbed my hand and pressed it next to his face, displaying his racial talent as a vixen: "In the future, whatever you want, it's I will pick off the stars in the sky for you too."
No need, I'm a little tired. I still have photos of running around in crotch pants before and after in my phone. As for the last sentence, how easy it is to look at the stars.
Suddenly, the idea of teasing Tamazao lingered in my mind, and I could dig a hole for him by the way.
Ibaraki was gnawing on a slice of watermelon two meters behind me. As the second idiot, Ibaraki was just watching a show.
[It's not impossible to promise you, how about you answer me a question? ] I drew my hand back and wrote on the paper without haste.
"Don't talk about a single question, I will answer as many as you want." Yuzao patted his chest and promised, a little distracted, his true love's hands are so soft, and the touch is exactly the same as that of grandma's.
[If your true love and your mother fell into the water at the same time, who would you save first?
Ps. Neither your mother nor I can swim. 】
When the question was written, Yu Zaoqian was completely stunned. Who invented this terrible question, which is more important, grandma or true love, it goes without saying, of course it is grandma!
But when Yuzao wanted to answer 'Save Mom', Ibaraki took two steps forward and hugged my shoulder: "Don't count on this coward, why don't you come with me, Mom and True Love Definitely choose you."
There is nothing wrong with what Ibaraki said, I am his mother, but I didn’t know before, Tamamomae, who was just used to Ibaraki, subconsciously started fighting with him:
"Nonsense, I also choose my true love!"
"Mom, did you hear, Qianqian actually chose true love instead of you!" Ibaraki showed a successful smile: "It really echoed a sentence in the TV series, when you have a wife, you forget your mother!"
"!!!" Yuzao was stunned for two seconds, is his mother here?Why doesn't he know.
Jiu Tun was also surprised, he and Tamamo-mae almost demolished the Niu Lang's shop in the presence of his mother, and even said that even if his mother came, he would not let Tamamo-zen go, and he was not the second that Ibaraki's mother didn't care about. Fool, I'm afraid it's not a pill this time.
"Hey, Ibaraki, don't make such a joke, it's not funny." Jiu Tun looked around, feeling a little lucky in his heart, he didn't see the familiar figure, maybe Grandma didn't come, she didn't see it at all What he did: "Grandma didn't come at all, right?"
"Yes, Ibaraki, you are always so naughty." Tamamomae also comforted himself, but his sixth sense, which was comparable to a girl, told him that Ibaraki was not lying.
I showed a smile full of Widowmaker behind me, and said suddenly: "Ciqiu is not joking, what you said before really hurt my mother's heart."
"..." Yuzao twisted her neck stiffly in my direction. What I thought was my first love instantly became a mother, and the love experience was extremely bad, but now his experience is not important, the point is whether he will Killed by his mother: "Aunt?"
Shuten's reaction was also rarely synchronized with that of Yuzao, and both of them called "Ama" at the same time.
He knew that Ibaraki was unreliable at all, even if he had been reminded a minute earlier, he would have been prepared for such an emergency, and Shuten's heart would be broken at this time.
He actually had the feeling that this guest was special before, otherwise he would not have chatted with women other than Hongye for so long in a good atmosphere because of his violent temper, and when he was overwhelmed, he would politely help him up, instead of Throw people out.
If it is said that Shuten might be criticized and educated by me, copying books or something, then Tamamomae would not be so lucky, he would not believe it if he was not given a meal of fried pork with bamboo shoots.At this time, Yuzao took two steps towards the door, trying to run away from home temporarily to avoid the limelight, but it was basically impossible to escape under my nose.
"Qianqian, where are you going?" My gentle voice rang in Yuzaoqian's ear: "Is that why you don't want to see me, grandma?"
Wearing this tall hat on the head requires at least ten more slaps on the body. Yuzao became a dog in an instant, and dared not even have the slightest intention of running away. It is specially made by Luo Yan Wang, and it will not cause substantial harm, but it is a pain if it is hit on the body.
"I haven't seen Grandma excited for three days, how could I not want to see Grandma." Yuzao returned to her original face, blinked her big eyes, and tried to use her unparalleled beauty to soften my heart and show mercy. Of course, it would be better if you didn't hit him.
The low-end operation of beauty tricks has long been of no use to me, so I followed Yuzaoqian's words: "I miss you too, I am very relieved by the spirit of Qianqian not wanting grandma for the sake of true love, let's go In the box next door, talk about the relationship between mother and child?"
After hearing the bad news, Yu Zaoqian's pretty face wrinkled into a bun, Jiu Tun felt that he had escaped, and began to gloat.
"Tunzi, don't laugh, follow me to the box." This sentence made the joy on Jiu Tun's face disappear, and replaced it with a sad expression.It is best to let Ibaraki see the matter of beating Jiu Tun, and make an example to others: "Izuki, take care of your best friend and Qianqian, don't let them run away."
"Well, leave this trivial matter to me." Ibaraki stretched out his hand to hold down the shoulders of Tamamomae and Shuten, completely eliminating the possibility of these two sneaking around. I can't even earn money from alcohol.
Shuten: I didn't expect that I would fall into the hands of Ibaraki, who claimed to be my best friend.
No matter how broken Shuten and Yuzao's hearts are, this does not hinder the fact that they are about to be dragged into the box and beaten.
There are many empty boxes upstairs, and there are two empty ones next to the hall. When I entered, I took off my loving face and sacrificed the feather duster, an artifact that I haven’t used for more than a year. It was a good meal, and the bastard was beaten until tears of (teng) regret (chu) and hatred (lai) flowed.
Although Shuten didn't receive as many beatings as before Yuzao, he was tired. When he was whipped, Ibaraki was still cheering for his mother, looking like he wished he could be beaten to death by his mother.
"Grandma, don't worry, my best friend of Ibaraki Doji is not so easy to be defeated." Ibaraki took a small horse and sat beside him watching: "Come on, Mom, I believe you can inspire the potential of your best friend!"
This is also a good example for killing chickens and monkeys, the monkeys will fight with you for a knife and kill chickens!I was so angry that I also knocked on Ibaraki's head twice.
"Oh...Mom, you hit my horn. My horn was broken just the day before yesterday, and the glue hasn't dried yet." Ibaraki felt wronged, and even sued the red leaf that broke his horn again: "The red leaf is always Hit me, you don't hit her."
Don't think that I don't know about the fact that you used Hongye's lipstick to graffiti!You deserve it, you didn't kill Hongye because you were looking at my face, you know?
Ibaraki: No, I don't care, I just know that you are biased.
When I finished beating the cubs, it was already getting late, and I suddenly remembered that I didn't come to the Cowherd's shop just to beat the children. Why did I forget about the serious business of inspecting work?It's all the fault of the shikigami, who made them too skinny!
"Cough cough..."
There was a coughing sound from the corner, I looked back, the sofa in the corner was watching me with a smile, and there was a literature book on my lap, it was probably sitting here before we came. He was reading a book, but his sense of presence was so low that we didn't notice it at all.
"Grandma, I was a little unsure before, I didn't expect it was really you." Yimulian covered his mouth and coughed twice, and he couldn't figure out why it wasn't a human being who could catch a cold: "No wonder I went downstairs to get a cold." During the book, His Excellency Hasebe has been wandering back and forth, saying that you must have come."
"I made a mistake." I actually forgot the 24-hour radar of Hasebu's owner: "Do all the knives downstairs know that I'm here?"
"Yeah." Yimu Liancong explained the situation downstairs to me: "Your Excellency, Candlestick Cut, is about to close the shop. It is estimated that someone will come upstairs to send a message after a while."
I was silent for a while, and my first thought was not to run away, but——
How much money do I need to earn less for more than an hour!
"Lianlian, do you think I still have time to run away?" I really didn't want Hasebe to know about the fact that I pretended to play in the Cowherd's shop, mainly because I was afraid that he, the chef, would hold my leg and cry.
"It's too late." Yimulian looked in the direction of the door of the box: "Your Excellency Hasebe has found the door."
"Lianlian." My tone was quite tired, and my mood at the moment was similar to that of Shuten: "Couldn't we have said this a minute earlier."
"Sorry, Mom, I forgot." Yimulian coughed twice again, with guilt all over his face: "I was interrupted by a cough when I wanted to say something just now."
I can't blame Lian Lian for this, I murmured a few words in my heart, and I have no other choice but to forgive him.
"Master, please open the door, I know you are inside." The door of the box was knocked, Hasebe's voice came over, the tone was very calm, it sounded like a debt collector to my ears.
The author has something to say:
Press cut Hasebe: Master, you open the door, come to Niulang’s shop if you have the ability, open the door if you have the ability, don’t hide inside and keep quiet, I know you are here, open the door! Open the door! Open the door, open the door, open the door ! Don't hide in it, I know you're there!
Su Ran: Hasebe, are you the reincarnation of Aunt Xue!
Ah, the list assigned this week has to be updated with [-] words, which means that I can't be lazy and stop updating for a week. Are the little angels very happy~
I can't say any more, I haven't finished my homework yet, and it's due tomorrow, so I have to hurry up.
【not good. 】I wrote on the paper without a trace of hesitation, my dear, I can't bear it.
Frustrated with his perfect appearance, Tamamomae was hit.He touched his own face, hey, he didn't seem to use his real face!
Yu Zaoqian remembered now, because he was too good-looking, Bianhua and the others were afraid that the business would be robbed, so they pressed him to change his appearance. Just now, he was too anxious to see his true love and did not have time to change his face, so he said Well, his true love doesn't even look at him.
"Want to see my real appearance? From now on, I'll just show you my good looks?" Yu Zaoqian grabbed my hand and pressed it next to his face, displaying his racial talent as a vixen: "In the future, whatever you want, it's I will pick off the stars in the sky for you too."
No need, I'm a little tired. I still have photos of running around in crotch pants before and after in my phone. As for the last sentence, how easy it is to look at the stars.
Suddenly, the idea of teasing Tamazao lingered in my mind, and I could dig a hole for him by the way.
Ibaraki was gnawing on a slice of watermelon two meters behind me. As the second idiot, Ibaraki was just watching a show.
[It's not impossible to promise you, how about you answer me a question? ] I drew my hand back and wrote on the paper without haste.
"Don't talk about a single question, I will answer as many as you want." Yuzao patted his chest and promised, a little distracted, his true love's hands are so soft, and the touch is exactly the same as that of grandma's.
[If your true love and your mother fell into the water at the same time, who would you save first?
Ps. Neither your mother nor I can swim. 】
When the question was written, Yu Zaoqian was completely stunned. Who invented this terrible question, which is more important, grandma or true love, it goes without saying, of course it is grandma!
But when Yuzao wanted to answer 'Save Mom', Ibaraki took two steps forward and hugged my shoulder: "Don't count on this coward, why don't you come with me, Mom and True Love Definitely choose you."
There is nothing wrong with what Ibaraki said, I am his mother, but I didn’t know before, Tamamomae, who was just used to Ibaraki, subconsciously started fighting with him:
"Nonsense, I also choose my true love!"
"Mom, did you hear, Qianqian actually chose true love instead of you!" Ibaraki showed a successful smile: "It really echoed a sentence in the TV series, when you have a wife, you forget your mother!"
"!!!" Yuzao was stunned for two seconds, is his mother here?Why doesn't he know.
Jiu Tun was also surprised, he and Tamamo-mae almost demolished the Niu Lang's shop in the presence of his mother, and even said that even if his mother came, he would not let Tamamo-zen go, and he was not the second that Ibaraki's mother didn't care about. Fool, I'm afraid it's not a pill this time.
"Hey, Ibaraki, don't make such a joke, it's not funny." Jiu Tun looked around, feeling a little lucky in his heart, he didn't see the familiar figure, maybe Grandma didn't come, she didn't see it at all What he did: "Grandma didn't come at all, right?"
"Yes, Ibaraki, you are always so naughty." Tamamomae also comforted himself, but his sixth sense, which was comparable to a girl, told him that Ibaraki was not lying.
I showed a smile full of Widowmaker behind me, and said suddenly: "Ciqiu is not joking, what you said before really hurt my mother's heart."
"..." Yuzao twisted her neck stiffly in my direction. What I thought was my first love instantly became a mother, and the love experience was extremely bad, but now his experience is not important, the point is whether he will Killed by his mother: "Aunt?"
Shuten's reaction was also rarely synchronized with that of Yuzao, and both of them called "Ama" at the same time.
He knew that Ibaraki was unreliable at all, even if he had been reminded a minute earlier, he would have been prepared for such an emergency, and Shuten's heart would be broken at this time.
He actually had the feeling that this guest was special before, otherwise he would not have chatted with women other than Hongye for so long in a good atmosphere because of his violent temper, and when he was overwhelmed, he would politely help him up, instead of Throw people out.
If it is said that Shuten might be criticized and educated by me, copying books or something, then Tamamomae would not be so lucky, he would not believe it if he was not given a meal of fried pork with bamboo shoots.At this time, Yuzao took two steps towards the door, trying to run away from home temporarily to avoid the limelight, but it was basically impossible to escape under my nose.
"Qianqian, where are you going?" My gentle voice rang in Yuzaoqian's ear: "Is that why you don't want to see me, grandma?"
Wearing this tall hat on the head requires at least ten more slaps on the body. Yuzao became a dog in an instant, and dared not even have the slightest intention of running away. It is specially made by Luo Yan Wang, and it will not cause substantial harm, but it is a pain if it is hit on the body.
"I haven't seen Grandma excited for three days, how could I not want to see Grandma." Yuzao returned to her original face, blinked her big eyes, and tried to use her unparalleled beauty to soften my heart and show mercy. Of course, it would be better if you didn't hit him.
The low-end operation of beauty tricks has long been of no use to me, so I followed Yuzaoqian's words: "I miss you too, I am very relieved by the spirit of Qianqian not wanting grandma for the sake of true love, let's go In the box next door, talk about the relationship between mother and child?"
After hearing the bad news, Yu Zaoqian's pretty face wrinkled into a bun, Jiu Tun felt that he had escaped, and began to gloat.
"Tunzi, don't laugh, follow me to the box." This sentence made the joy on Jiu Tun's face disappear, and replaced it with a sad expression.It is best to let Ibaraki see the matter of beating Jiu Tun, and make an example to others: "Izuki, take care of your best friend and Qianqian, don't let them run away."
"Well, leave this trivial matter to me." Ibaraki stretched out his hand to hold down the shoulders of Tamamomae and Shuten, completely eliminating the possibility of these two sneaking around. I can't even earn money from alcohol.
Shuten: I didn't expect that I would fall into the hands of Ibaraki, who claimed to be my best friend.
No matter how broken Shuten and Yuzao's hearts are, this does not hinder the fact that they are about to be dragged into the box and beaten.
There are many empty boxes upstairs, and there are two empty ones next to the hall. When I entered, I took off my loving face and sacrificed the feather duster, an artifact that I haven’t used for more than a year. It was a good meal, and the bastard was beaten until tears of (teng) regret (chu) and hatred (lai) flowed.
Although Shuten didn't receive as many beatings as before Yuzao, he was tired. When he was whipped, Ibaraki was still cheering for his mother, looking like he wished he could be beaten to death by his mother.
"Grandma, don't worry, my best friend of Ibaraki Doji is not so easy to be defeated." Ibaraki took a small horse and sat beside him watching: "Come on, Mom, I believe you can inspire the potential of your best friend!"
This is also a good example for killing chickens and monkeys, the monkeys will fight with you for a knife and kill chickens!I was so angry that I also knocked on Ibaraki's head twice.
"Oh...Mom, you hit my horn. My horn was broken just the day before yesterday, and the glue hasn't dried yet." Ibaraki felt wronged, and even sued the red leaf that broke his horn again: "The red leaf is always Hit me, you don't hit her."
Don't think that I don't know about the fact that you used Hongye's lipstick to graffiti!You deserve it, you didn't kill Hongye because you were looking at my face, you know?
Ibaraki: No, I don't care, I just know that you are biased.
When I finished beating the cubs, it was already getting late, and I suddenly remembered that I didn't come to the Cowherd's shop just to beat the children. Why did I forget about the serious business of inspecting work?It's all the fault of the shikigami, who made them too skinny!
"Cough cough..."
There was a coughing sound from the corner, I looked back, the sofa in the corner was watching me with a smile, and there was a literature book on my lap, it was probably sitting here before we came. He was reading a book, but his sense of presence was so low that we didn't notice it at all.
"Grandma, I was a little unsure before, I didn't expect it was really you." Yimulian covered his mouth and coughed twice, and he couldn't figure out why it wasn't a human being who could catch a cold: "No wonder I went downstairs to get a cold." During the book, His Excellency Hasebe has been wandering back and forth, saying that you must have come."
"I made a mistake." I actually forgot the 24-hour radar of Hasebu's owner: "Do all the knives downstairs know that I'm here?"
"Yeah." Yimu Liancong explained the situation downstairs to me: "Your Excellency, Candlestick Cut, is about to close the shop. It is estimated that someone will come upstairs to send a message after a while."
I was silent for a while, and my first thought was not to run away, but——
How much money do I need to earn less for more than an hour!
"Lianlian, do you think I still have time to run away?" I really didn't want Hasebe to know about the fact that I pretended to play in the Cowherd's shop, mainly because I was afraid that he, the chef, would hold my leg and cry.
"It's too late." Yimulian looked in the direction of the door of the box: "Your Excellency Hasebe has found the door."
"Lianlian." My tone was quite tired, and my mood at the moment was similar to that of Shuten: "Couldn't we have said this a minute earlier."
"Sorry, Mom, I forgot." Yimulian coughed twice again, with guilt all over his face: "I was interrupted by a cough when I wanted to say something just now."
I can't blame Lian Lian for this, I murmured a few words in my heart, and I have no other choice but to forgive him.
"Master, please open the door, I know you are inside." The door of the box was knocked, Hasebe's voice came over, the tone was very calm, it sounded like a debt collector to my ears.
The author has something to say:
Press cut Hasebe: Master, you open the door, come to Niulang’s shop if you have the ability, open the door if you have the ability, don’t hide inside and keep quiet, I know you are here, open the door! Open the door! Open the door, open the door, open the door ! Don't hide in it, I know you're there!
Su Ran: Hasebe, are you the reincarnation of Aunt Xue!
Ah, the list assigned this week has to be updated with [-] words, which means that I can't be lazy and stop updating for a week. Are the little angels very happy~
I can't say any more, I haven't finished my homework yet, and it's due tomorrow, so I have to hurry up.
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