[Comprehensive] All knives like to act coquettish to aunts

"Honey!" Yuzao put his arms around my waist, rubbing his head back and forth on my shoulders, completely ignoring Jiu Tun's roar: "You are my destined person, I am happy with you."

Shuten-douji was about to go mad with anger, even if Tamamo-mae was a fool, he never expected to be mentally handicapped to this extent.This guest is still being covered by him at the moment, and he is not obviously slapped in the face when something like this happens!

"Tamamo-mae! You have enough for me!" Jiu Tun-douji grabbed Tamamo-mae's hair and threw it to the side, helping me to stand up: "Guest, are you okay, this person has mental problems, don't mind."

I nodded, indicating that I was fine, but it hurt to bump my head against Jiu Tun's abs.

"Jiuten, I had no grievances with you in the past, why do you want to prevent me from meeting my true love!" Yuzao stood up, took out his fan and pointed it at Jiuten: "If you want to Stop it, don't blame me for not thinking about the friendship of the past!"

Jiu Tun was silent for two seconds, he couldn't understand the big fool's brain circuit, what the hell is true love?And where does he have any past friendship with the big fool!

"Do you think I'm afraid of you?" As one of the three major monsters, Jiu Tun-douji didn't have the slightest bit of cowardice, even if he didn't bring a ghost gourd, it was completely worthwhile.

The commotion here is so big, of course it has attracted the attention of many people. The other shikigami lost interest when they saw that it was a fool making trouble. Instead of watching the excitement, they might as well take the opportunity to let the guests buy more things.

"There's so much movement over there, Bianhua~" The girl lying in Bianhua's arms acted like a baby, wanting to see what happened.

Bi'anhua would not let the guest go so easily, she held up the girl's face, kissed the corner of her lips, the hot air in her breath made the girl's face turn red.

"Oh, is the little cat tired of looking at my face?" Bianhua imitated the scornful school girl in the TV series, her smile was so evil and crazy: "Although there are many people here, but in my eyes, I can only see you. Put you down."

"No, no, I like you the most! I don't even take a look at other people!" The girl was so flirtatious, why is there such a handsome little brother like Bi'anhua in the world: "Waiter, open another one!" Bottle of champagne!"

This was also the case for the other seats, so that even though there was such a big commotion in front of Jiu Tun Yu Zao, no one came to watch.

"Heh, you don't have to drink a toast." / "I'm going to beat you to death even if Grandma comes today!"

Tamamomae and Shuten have already assumed the posture of attacking. Seeing that a fierce battle is about to be triggered, and the cowboy shop I just opened is expected to be in danger, Ibaraki finally reacted to the situation.

The Cowherd shop belongs to his grandmother, and Ibaraki makes money for his grandmother to spend. These two people fought and destroyed the cowherd shop of his grandmother, so wouldn't the money he earned to spend on grandma be used to repair the house?This is worth it!

Thinking of this, Ibaraki held the plate of his favorite biscuits, and at the speed of teleportation, he blocked the middle of Tamamo-mae and Shuten, and cut a knife in the neck of each of them, preventing the tragedy of the Niulang shop from happening.

"Ah, why did I knock out my best friend!" Ibaraki Doji kicked Jiu Tun twice before realizing that the person under his feet was his best friend. How did he beat his best friend?

No, he can't let his best friend have the memory of this period of time, otherwise his 'perfect' image in his best friend's heart won't exist.It was rare for Ibaraki to be honest for 5 minutes without any snacks in his mouth. He used these 5 minutes to come up with a brilliant idea.

He just needs to let his best friend lose the memory of this time, wouldn't it be enough?Isn’t that how it’s played in cartoons, as long as the head is hit, you will lose your memory, and it must be useful if you put it on a close friend.

Ibaraki grinned, grabbed Shuten's hair and swung it against the wall with such force that a hole was smashed into the cement brick wall, and there were still a few traces of Shuten's blood in the hole.

Jiu Tun woke up after being swung the second time, but Ibaraki's hand was too strong and he couldn't struggle, so he fell into an endless loop of being knocked unconscious and then awakened, and awakened and knocked unconscious again.

I was stunned from the sidelines, damn it, Ciqiu, Jiu Tun being your best friend is bad luck for eight lifetimes, who would make his best friend like this!

"Izuku...you let Tunzai go." In order to prevent Jiuten from being crushed to death, after thinking about it, the only way to stop Ibaraki's insane behavior is to expose my identity.

"...Mom?" Ibaraki reflexively stopped tormenting Shuten, and after confirming that it was me, he turned around and gave me a big hug: "I haven't seen you for three days."

"Your hands are full of blood, don't get it on my clothes." I broke away from Ibaraki's arm expressionlessly, a dress is so expensive.

Ibaraki didn't mind either, his hands were indeed stained with Shuten's blood, and without a towel at hand, he knelt down and wiped all the blood on Shuten's clothes, which was already unconscious.

"There's no blood, give me a hug." Ibaraki opened his arms begging for a hug, with a little expectation on his expression.

In desperation, I gave him a gentle hug. As a qualified mother, Ibaraki was of course happy, and then asked again: "Hold it high!"

"...can't lift it up." I don't even need to try, my physical fitness is still in the category of normal people.

"I made more than 50 yuan today, and I will give it all to you." Ibaraki looked like he was begging for praise, and his best friend Jiu Tun, who was knocked unconscious, was forgotten by him.

"..." Can I tell the second idiot that the money was originally mine?

It doesn't make sense to reason with the mentally retarded. I have been deeply silent on this truth for so many years, so I didn't refute Ibaraki's words, and only asked him to wake up Shuten quickly.

The first thing Jiu Tun wanted to do when he opened his eyes was to beat up Ibaraki, who was cheating on his teammates, but when he saw Ibaraki's face, he couldn't drop his raised fist.

"My best friend, are you going to conquer my body? Come on." Ibaraki had no intention of resisting at all, and opened his arms with frenzied eyes: "My body will only be controlled by my best friend! Well... plus grandma."

Jiu Tun was silent, how did he become friends with Ibaraki back then, not only would he be cheated every day, but also became Ibaraki's long-term nanny and meal ticket, it was too late to regret.

"What about Yuzaoqian? Throw it out?" Jiu Tun covered his bleeding forehead, looking at Yuzaoqian in difficulty.

"I'll throw it." Ibaraki wanted to show his ability in front of his mother and close friends, so he was naturally very attentive.

Shuten thought Ibaraki was going to throw Tamamo-mae out the door, and nodded to him.

But how could the second idiot's thoughts be understood by Jiu Tun?I saw Ibarumi slipping Tamamoqian's collar, opened the window and kicked Tamamoqian down from the second floor, looking at it from an angle where he was probably falling face-to-face.

"...Ibaraki, you..." Shuten pointed to Ibaraki, then pointed to the window: "Is this what you said to throw?"

"No problem, dear friend, there is no one in the back street, so don't worry about causing panic." Ibaraki helped me open a pack of spicy sticks, and said to me in a flattering tone: "Try it, you should like this taste."

Jiu Tun completely gave up on saving Ibaraki's IQ, and he hasn't recovered it for eight years, maybe it's already finalized.

"You can't just throw garbage downstairs when you are fighting, you almost hit me."

The unconscious Tamamomae was thrown in from the window, and Hotaru jumped into the room shortly after.

Jumping to the second floor with such a heavy Tamamo on his back, Hotaru, who was only 1.2 meters tall, was very relaxed. He unceremoniously gave Shuten Ibaraki a knife with the back of his knife.

Shuten Ibaraki didn't resist, and he almost hit the human-headed dog Hotaru before throwing Tamamo, which is quite lucky. Although Hotaru looks like a child, beating this couple is like playing. When they were young, the two of them didn't Less to be drawn by firefly pills.

"Ah? I seem to smell the master's scent. Has the master been here?" Hotaru's nose twitched, and she looked around, but found no one.

"How could Grandma's house come here?" Jiu Tun waved his hand, just covering for me without knowing it.

"It's true, master is here, how dare you fight like this." Yingwan put the knife on her back, but inadvertently looked in my direction: "It's so familiar, have we met somewhere?"

I like Mr. Ying's intuition, but it's better that he doesn't know my identity now, so I shook my head.

"Firefly, come down quickly after sending people up." Ai Ran Guojun shouted loudly now downstairs.

Hotaru didn't have time to think deeply, and reluctantly believed my words: "Hey, I'll be down soon."

Before leaving, Hotaru splashed a glass of water on Yuzao Mae's face to wake him up, and then jumped out of the window again.

Ibaraki saw Hotaru leaving, and wanted to knock out Tamamo, who was still in a daze, but I stopped him with quick eyesight and quick hands. I was afraid that Tamamo would be beaten Toss to death.

Tamazamo with a face full of water gradually regained his sanity, his hair sticking to his face was a little itchy, he licked his lips, um, it smelled of soda water.

"Well, it must have been splashed by my true love. As expected of my true love, I even know the taste of soda I like the most." Yuzao was so confused that she didn't want to wipe her face: "This is the rain of love!"

"Hey, didn't you throw up after drinking the wrong soda water last time?" Shuten-douji broke down, he must be stupid, talking nonsense.

This level of attack is not painful to Tamazamae's face, he replied quite seriously: "No, from now on, my favorite drink is soda water, and I drink two bottles every day to prove that I and my true love That pure love."

"You are really shameless." Jiu Tun gave up trying to compete with the fool.

"Thank you for the compliment." It was from Tamazamo who didn't care at all.

"Didn't Hotaru splash the water?" It was Ibaraki who told the truth.

"..." Yu Zaoqian's eyes widened in disbelief, and after he accepted the fact, he quickly wiped off the soda water on his face without the slightest hesitation: "Take what I said just now as if I didn't say it."

On one side, my stomach hurts from laughing, it's really fun for mentally handicapped children.

The author has something to say:

Jiu Tun: I'm very unlucky today, I'm afraid it's because of the Tai Sui.

Tamamomae: I am also very unlucky today, probably because of the Tai Sui.

Ibaraki: What is bad luck? Can I eat it?

Shuten & Yuzao: ... (It's all the tricks of this guy!)

Suan: Don't talk to me, I'm dying of laughter.

The teammates of Ibarakikeng are invincible in the visible and invisible. In this chapter, the uncle has not discovered the truth yet~

Little angels who want to see a swordsman or a shikigami, hurry up and tell me~ The story of the Cowherd Store is coming to an end, and the countdown is two chapters!

My Concubine Ruying has come to see me~ I'm so happy~~~What a chirp~