[Comprehensive] All knives like to act coquettish to aunts

【Is Mr. Big Tengu dead now? ] If he dies, I should help him buy a coffin and bury this kid with honor.

"Tsk, not dead, but soon."

Huang's heart was also very heavy at this time. He was the character who was smashed in the boulder-breaking performance, with tons of Tubi on his body. Higanka smashed Tubi with the head of a big tengu.In the end, Tubi was fine, but the big tengu was disfigured, and he also broke two ribs. Now he has to go out for a while.

"Human beings, you are a customer, and the other side flowers will not do anything to you, don't worry." Afraid of losing customers, he let me go in and spend money at ease, even ignoring my own injuries: "The clerks treat the customers again Couldn't be more gentle."

[…] Even if I'm not a guest, Bi Anhua and they wouldn't do anything to me. A group of boys were beaten and beaten by little girls, it's embarrassing!

Huang didn't know what I was thinking, and came out of the door clutching his side abdomen, giving way to me.

After I entered the door, Huang outside pulled the door and went downstairs slowly, but after spending a few minutes with me, Huang still noticed something was wrong.

"Have I met that person before? Hiss..." Huang was very puzzled why he had the feeling of kneeling down and singing conquest when he saw me, but before he had time to think about it, the pain of broken ribs made him have no time to think about it Duoshi: "Let's go to Ebisu first."

.........

As soon as I stepped into the door, I saw a big tengu that was suspected to be a dead body in the corner. It turned out that the handsome dog's face was covered with blood, and there was a torn rag stuffed in his mouth.

I can already imagine the scene where the big tengu can't even call for help when it is used as a hammer.The big tengu barely opened his eyes, his sight was covered by a blood red, and it took a long time to see me through the blood curtain.

I'm afraid he was beaten stupid!I'm a little scared, Gouzi is not smart in the first place, so it's okay if he is beaten stupid.

In short, let's send him downstairs to Ebisu first. I'm ready to carry my stupid son who is estimated to weigh more than 100 catties downstairs to save my brain.

But a figure was faster than me, and Yimulian had already brought the Peach Blossom Demon to Daitengu's side.

"Xiao Tao, Gou Zi's injury will trouble you." Yi Mu Lian, who was able to mix the male and female monsters, invited the Peach Blossom Demon to help Da Tengu save his IQ without a hitch.

Very good, don't worry about the dog becoming a fool.

Just as I was about to relax and take a good look at the lobby, a hand touched my shoulder.

I turned my head and saw Ibaraki in a white kimono.

"Are you the human being that Gouzi entrusted me to take care of when he was alive?" Ibaraki tried his best to suppress his desire to grab money directly. In his opinion, Gouzi is really a buddy. hand.

I especially want to remind the second idiot Ibaraki that the dog is really not dead yet, what you said is like the dog is gone, and you are left alone by him on his deathbed!

Ibaraki Doji has a right hand, but the horn on his head is not disguised, but most people would not think that it is a real horn.

Ibaraki is so stupid, even if I taught him how to write before, I don’t have to worry about him seeing something from my handwriting, so I wrote on the paper with confidence: [It’s okay, but it’s your business Do you still want to perform a boulder-breaking chest? 】

"Well...of course it is not necessary, but there is a guest who suddenly wants to see it, so Higanka performed." Ibaraki suddenly became very proud when he said this: "Higanhua still wants me and my best friend to be the hammer and the person who gets smashed, but fortunately I have quick eyesight and quick hands , and pushed Gouzi and Huang out."

[…] So, are you the culprit? I feel heartbroken for Gouzi.Also, Ciqiu, what is there to be proud of, believe it or not, if you keep doing this, Jiu Tun will not be able to protect you.

I haven't had time to criticize Ibaraki's behavior of selling teammates in my heart. He pressed his shoulders and sat on a cushion not far away. Ibaraki is very good at receiving guests. Ben theme.

"Would you like something to drink? Human women should like to drink some sweet drinks when chatting." Ibaraki Doji's words were normal, but his next sentence revealed his purpose: "This fruity drink The cocktail is delicious, let me order one for you."

I laughed, the fruity cocktail is delicious, and it is also the most expensive one. Are you falling into the eyes of money, Ciqiu?

Ibaraki-douji didn't need my nod at all, and directly called the waiter who turned into a tomb robber to report up the list, and even ordered a bunch of snacks with exorbitantly high prices. The total price has reached more than 70 million yen.

But after doing this kind of forced buying and selling, he still has such an expression on his face that he is so condescending to help you ask for snacks, and you still kneel down to thank him, which makes people want to hit him.

I finally know why Ibaraki's pick-up time does not exceed 10 minutes each. Who can stand this money-burning machine!More than 70 yen in just over five minutes, no matter how good-looking she is, she can't afford it.

That's all, let's just give this cub some pocket money. I will collect the money Ciqiu earns every time he does a task. Usually, the pocket money every month is gone if he buys some snacks.

Ibaraki Doji was delighted, whoever said that he was not a cowherd material, he earned 5 in 70 minutes, 50 in commission only, even those female monsters with no lower limit could not earn so much.

【Very happy? 】Is Ibaraki really such a money fanatic?It's not like, usually he handed in his salary quickly, or he didn't even keep the meal money for himself.

"Why do you ask this?" Ibaraki replied naturally: "Of course I am happy, and I have money to hand over to Grandma."

[Do you not keep your usual living expenses? 】I am very curious about this question. I don’t give much pocket money to boys, and Ibaraki usually doesn’t take the initiative to ask me for money. How is life going?Wouldn't it be very pitiful?

"Living expenses? What is that?" Ibaraki Doji was a little puzzled: "If you don't have money to spend, ask your best friend if you can."

Tunzi would really cry, his living expenses are not enough to support himself, and he often helps Hongye clear the shopping cart, but he didn't expect to support a ciqiu.

"Ibaraki, I didn't expect you to receive customers today." Jiu Tun walked over with the pile of drinks and snacks that Ibaraki had pulled just now. He was dressed in a bartender uniform, and his expression praised: "Good job."

"Friend! You are here, I will give you half of the guests, come and sit!" Ibaraki made room for Jiu Tun, stood up and took the plate that Jiu Tun was carrying, and put it in front of me: "Eat quickly, eat I'll help you after I'm done."

【... Do you think I can finish eating? 】The pile of snacks on the tray is enough for the little girl to eat, even feeding the pigs. Doesn’t Ibaraki have no brains to make money?

"I'll help you eat." Ibaraki immediately grabbed a handful of snacks and stuffed them into his mouth. He choked on the stuffing, and opened another bottle of fruit juice and poured it down.

Jiu Tun couldn't stand it anymore, why did he feel so ashamed when he was with Ibaraki, he stopped Ibaraki in a low voice: "Ibaraki, please be more honest."

"???" Ibaraki held a piece of French fries in his mouth, his eyes were full of question marks, and he didn't understand what his best friend meant.

[It's okay, Mr. Ibaraki is so cute. ] I also write this on paper.

Jiu Tun doubted his own three views. Could it be that Ibaraki's mentally retarded behavior is so popular with girls? Well, next time he will try it in front of Hongye.

When Ibaraki wiped out the snacks, I looked towards the busiest part of the hall. In the middle of the hall was a stage, on which the demon luthier and Wannianzhu played the qin and flute together. People who haven’t heard it just think that this music should only exist in the sky, where on earth? I have to smell it several times.But to my accustomed ears, it was no different from a lullaby, almost yawning.

What doesn't match this kind of elegant music is the men's clothing Bi'anhua who is hugging left and right on the sofa near the stage. Bi'anhua, who has temporarily transformed into a man, is wearing a rather coquettish bag, with a large chest exposed, and her eight-pack belly can be seen exposed muscle.

The other female elves who turned into men were also dressed in this way, whispering something to the guests in their arms from time to time, Momiji even kissed the cheek of an obviously underage girl.

Hey, I finally understand why the business of male shikigami is so bleak, and the handsome men incarnated by female shikigami are not inferior to them in terms of appearance.The key is that people let go. Compared with the little brother who is very reluctant to hold hands, a girl will probably choose to kiss and hug the little brother casually.

As two male vixens, Tamamomae and Youhu, who have no sense of disobedience among the female monsters, can be said to be flying like waves. Tamamomae noticed my gaze and turned his head to meet me from a distance.

Yuzao's heart throbbed, who was that person? He was obviously unfamiliar with that face, but he always felt as if he had seen her before. When he saw her, he wanted to offer his knees for her. It feels like meditating in front of Tamamo.

Five minutes later, Tamazamae came to the conclusion that he probably fell in love with that girl at first sight.

"Sorry, I'm going to find my true love." Tamazamo said very seriously to the guest who had been looking at him with red eyes, "You go to Hianhua and the others, they will let you have a good time of."

Yuzao can't wait for a second, true love can't be missed, as long as she seizes this opportunity, she might be able to get married after the new year. What should be the name of their future child is really a very distressing question.

The girl who was left behind: WTF?what happened?

I didn't know that the big fool in the dormitory regarded me as his true love, watching Ibaraki eat kindly, Jiu Tun sat next to me, his eyes were in sync with mine, and he took over Ibaraki's job. I chat.

"Honey!" Tamamo's voice came from behind me.

I looked back and saw a black shadow pounced on me. Yuzao didn't stop the car in front of me. The momentum was so strong that even Shuten used it as a meat pad. My head happened to rest on Shuten's hard abdominal muscles. Sigh It hurts a little.

"Are you sick before Yuzao! Get out of here!"

The author has something to say:

Jiu Tun: Yuzao, get out of here, the farther you get out, the better!

Tamazamo: Are you trying to prevent me from meeting my dear?Give you a fan believe it or not?

Suddenly: What is your standard of true love?

Yuzao: I want to kneel when I see her, she must be my true love!

Huang: Add one.

Sudden:  …

Alcoholic:  …

Ibaraki (the only second idiot who doesn't know the situation): I've made a lot of money, and I'm very happy.

That's right, I'm going to beat my uncle again!I can't bear it if I don't fight for two days.

Xiaoyue, you came to see me with mine in your arms~ I’m so happy~ It’s okay, you can sleep in after the Ching Ming Festival holiday~

There are too many knives and shikigami, I can't write it, the little angels want to see who leaves a message in the comment, I will add a play, okay~