[Comprehensive] All knives like to act coquettish to aunts
Chapter 84 On the psychological shadow of the boulder-breaking hammer in the chest
The three little knives have already eaten their only remaining colleagues who love to cook, and they will pull a backer if they die. They very actively sold the remaining three lazy little knives and took me to go In the name of the box, go upstairs to arrest people.
The process of catching people was smooth as hell, and the little knife spirits didn't have such a thing as vigilance against their lazy colleagues. It can be said that the three knife spirits jumped into the fire pit by themselves.
Akashi Guoxing was sleeping on the sofa in the private room. When he was caught, he was not at all prepared. I went to him and he was still sleeping like the second senior brother. No matter how I shook him, I couldn’t wake him up.
The big tengu looked at the blue veins protruding from my forehead, and felt that if Akashi Guoxing continued to sleep like this, I would be pissed to death.Probably Ootengu was used to being violently suppressed by female monsters, his first reaction when he saw this scene was to slap Akashi Kuniyuki on the head.
This shot woke him up alive.
"Okay...it hurts..." Mingshi Guoxing lazily rubbed the part where he was beaten, and looked up at the big tengu who wanted to give him another blow: "ah, it's a dog, but why did you hit me?" ?”
The big tengu withdraws its paws in embarrassment, pretending that it doesn't know anything, and wakes up after one slap ?
"Well, I also want to sleep a little longer, but..." Akashi Kuniyuki adjusted his glasses, and his eyes of different colors looked at me: "I always feel that the aura on that lady is very dangerous, is it my illusion? "
The intuition of lazy cancer is really scary. I sighed in my heart. If the dog really couldn’t wake up after a dozen shots, I’m afraid that Akashi National Bank would be thrown into the ASA Bureau to experience life.
"Really, why is it so troublesome? The master has so many things to do." Akashi Kuniyuki complained a bit, and after saying this, he saw the expressions of Taro Tachi and his party very nervous, and said half-jokingly: "Don't tell me The master is right behind me, I won't believe it."
Kunihiro Yamababa bit his lips and said in a low voice, "Master is not behind you..."
I'm right in front of him, Akashi Guoxing himself is blind, no wonder they didn't remind him.
"If it's okay, I'll continue to rest, please go ahead~" Akashi Kuniyu continued to lie down on the soft sofa, like a salted fish, his words revealed the thought of telling us to get out of here and not disturb his sleep.
I took a deep breath, only in this way can I guarantee that I won't kill Akashi Guoxing on the spot and make him a real salted fish.
"Don't be angry, you are a little fairy!" Big Tengu patted me on the back, afraid that if I couldn't help it, I would beat Akashi Guoxing to death myself: "Even if you want to lose your temper, you have to wait for them to arrive. Otherwise, shouting too much is not good for your voice."
My emotions were temporarily calmed down, and I gave Taro Taidao and the three of them a chance to commit crimes and make meritorious deeds, let them bring Gu Gu and Tong Tian Kan Masakura here now, and I saved my strength to fight them together.
"Okay, I see." Taro Tachi turned around and went to arrest his colleagues. In the face of committing crimes and meritorious service, colleagues love everything is scum.
Okurigara followed closely behind, and only Yamabashi Kiri Kunihiro remained here, not because his conscience did not agree to deceive his poor colleagues, but...
"Little Huangmao, give this lazy bastard a hard beat!"
"……OK."
A dead fellow Taoist is not a poor Taoist, so you can't blame him for beating people if you kill yourself in Mingshi Guoxing.Yamababa Kiri Kunihiro aimed at the soft flesh on his body, and it was easy to beat him, because he had been a thug just now, and he was very skilled in his business.
Akashi Kuniyu, who was beaten with more air intake and less air output, frightened Gu Kui and Toda Kan Masakuni who had just entered the room, and the ominous premonition reached its peak after seeing me.
"You are?" The sixth sense alarm sounded like a girl, and he took a few steps back. Although the sixth sense had already told him the answer, he still chose to deceive himself: "Is it a guest?"
[In a sense, I am indeed a guest. ] I wrote a sentence on the paper, Gu Gu didn't respond yet, Tong Tian Kan Zhengguo relaxed his vigilance instead.
"What, it's a guest." Tong Tianguan Zhengguo grinned friendlyly, but no matter how you look at this smile, it looks scary: "Want to exercise with me?"
No, no, no, physical exercise is not suitable for a dead house like me, so I'm not good at getting along with this kind of muscular nerd.
[Forget about exercising or something. ] I then wrote in the notebook: [But you will definitely be interested in my other identity, do you want to know? 】
"Another identity? What is that?" Tong Tian Guanzhengguo had an expression on his face: "You write it, I'll watch."
Gu Gu swallowed his saliva, the tension on his delicate face was obvious, why did this handwriting look so familiar.
I smiled 'mildly' at the two of them, and wrote stroke by stroke in the notebook:
[The store manager of Yihong Courtyard—Su Ran. 】
"..." Yaoshou, laziness was caught by the master!
Akashi Guoxing's heart is broken, and the heart of being beaten has dissipated. If he knows that this strange lady is his master, how dare he say that the master has too many things!
"Little cuties, sit down, let's have a good talk about life." I sat on the sofa where Akashi National Bank was originally lying, pointed to the seat opposite, and made a gesture of asking for a seat: "Don't worry, I am the most kind Now, don't you know?"
These three knives are powerless to complain about my words. Their masters were very kind when they first met, but the longer they got to know each other, the more violent they became. .
Tong Tian Guanzhengguo sat down bravely and sat down. Although he has a rough nerve, he can also sense something strange. He is not afraid of being beaten, but he is afraid that I will make him endorse the book.
He guessed right. After giving them a hard meal, I really threw him a three-finger-thick Cowherd Code for him to memorize.Dare to make a typo, and the quota for this year's team will be gone. Wait and work in the Cowherd's shop until the end of time.
Akashi Guoxing likes to be lazy, and tomorrow he will put on his uniform and become a waiter. With the good looks of the knives in Yihongyuan, if he can be idle, I will lose.
In the end it was the turn of the little cutie, and I really didn't know how to deal with this little knife spirit who was a little shorter than me.I usually treat him a little cautiously, for fear of poking the shadow of his memory.
"Gu Gu, your words..." I really feel that Gu Gu doesn't like to communicate with others, and it's not entirely his own fault that he ran away, or I didn't arrange it properly, and it's easy to have an accident if no one takes him with him: "Tomorrow Register with Yanyanluo on the first floor, and learn as much as you can."
The result of the treatment can be said to have turned their hearts into the creaking nest, but the other small knife spirits present did not have any dissatisfaction.
"Master, what do you want next?" Taro Taidao asked softly, he didn't think I came here dressed up like this just to inspect the work: "Do we need to avoid it?"
Ruzi can be taught, and I must take a good look at the Cowherd’s shop in my home. I nodded: "You can go downstairs first, remember to treat your work with sincerity, and then dare to run away? Ha ha."
Is the job that needs them to treat with sincerity a cowherd?The knife masters nodded their heads like pounding garlic, and their hearts were very tired.
"You stay and lead me, Gouzi. I'm going to see what Huahua and the others are doing." I stopped the big tengu who was going out with the knives.
The big tengu was very happy at first when I called him to stop, but after learning the reason, he became wilted.He was so unwilling to take the initiative to find Bianhua, but he still wanted to listen to what Grandma said.
The pick-up venue for the shikigami is not on the first floor, but in a hall on the second floor. This hall is decorated in Heian-kyo style, and it is specially prepared for the shikigami to earn pocket money.
Ootengu used to stay on the second floor, but his business was robbed by Higanka and other female monsters disguised as men, so he had no choice but to go to the first floor and try to struggle. met me.
"I'll take you there." Big Tengu was having a headache, and since grandma was going to follow, he had better give grandma a vaccination: "Higanhua and the others... are a little open, and even Ibaraki and the others have learned badly, oh Mom, don't be scared."
I don’t take the big tengu’s words seriously, how open are the girls and boys in my family, and the photos of running around wearing crotch pants when I was a child are still saved in the phone album.
Ootengu led the way helplessly, the hall was not far away, only four or five boxes were separated, and I soon saw a Japanese-style large sliding door.
"I'll go in and explore the way first." The big tengu opened the door a little but didn't let me go in first, got in sideways through the small crack, and left a sentence: "If I don't come out in 5 minutes, Mom, you Come in and save us."
I'm a little confused, this is just my own Cowherd's shop, it's really not a dragon's pond and a tiger's den, what about the dog?
Then I was slapped in the face, the corner of the door was quickly closed by an external force, and then there was a noise inside, it sounded like someone was being beaten, uh...it couldn't be a dog.
The 5 minutes passed quickly, and I felt that the big tengu was almost beaten to death by the other cubs.
So I opened the door, trying to save the poor dog.
However, I didn't see the scene in the hall when I opened the door, because there was a human wall in front of me.
"Guest?" Huang is also pulling the door, and it seems that he just happened to go out, blocking my sight tightly, he stared at me for a while, and a flash of clarity flashed in his eyes: "Oh, you were brought here by the big tengu Well, he is not in good condition now, how about letting Ibaraki replace him."
【What's up with him? ] I wrote down a line in pain.
"Well, it's not a serious problem, it's just that I was dragged to perform chest crushing for other guests." Huang said this cruel fact calmly.
【He was smashed badly. ] I covered my face, my poor son, grandma should have gone in with you.
"Who said he was smashed?" Huang raised his eyebrows, and after I breathed a sigh of relief, he said again: "He played the role of a hammer, he was the one who hit the stone."
"..." So I'm going in now to collect the dog's body?
The author has something to say:
Big Tengu: I think I can save it again.
Ibaraki Doji: Don't worry, I'll take over here, Mom.
Su Ran: Gouzi is a hammer, so who was the one who was smashed? ? ?
Bianhua: Mom, the one that was smashed was Huangbao, did you run away before you finished smashing it?
Huang: ...shut up.
It seems that everyone has a unified caliber, and they all like the plot of the Cowherd Shop, so I will write two more chapters, hehehe~
I'm going to tease the shikigami kids, don't stop me, tomorrow I must touch Shuten's abs, Ibaraki's horns, and Mama's tail!
Every Monday must be sad. . .
The process of catching people was smooth as hell, and the little knife spirits didn't have such a thing as vigilance against their lazy colleagues. It can be said that the three knife spirits jumped into the fire pit by themselves.
Akashi Guoxing was sleeping on the sofa in the private room. When he was caught, he was not at all prepared. I went to him and he was still sleeping like the second senior brother. No matter how I shook him, I couldn’t wake him up.
The big tengu looked at the blue veins protruding from my forehead, and felt that if Akashi Guoxing continued to sleep like this, I would be pissed to death.Probably Ootengu was used to being violently suppressed by female monsters, his first reaction when he saw this scene was to slap Akashi Kuniyuki on the head.
This shot woke him up alive.
"Okay...it hurts..." Mingshi Guoxing lazily rubbed the part where he was beaten, and looked up at the big tengu who wanted to give him another blow: "ah, it's a dog, but why did you hit me?" ?”
The big tengu withdraws its paws in embarrassment, pretending that it doesn't know anything, and wakes up after one slap ?
"Well, I also want to sleep a little longer, but..." Akashi Kuniyuki adjusted his glasses, and his eyes of different colors looked at me: "I always feel that the aura on that lady is very dangerous, is it my illusion? "
The intuition of lazy cancer is really scary. I sighed in my heart. If the dog really couldn’t wake up after a dozen shots, I’m afraid that Akashi National Bank would be thrown into the ASA Bureau to experience life.
"Really, why is it so troublesome? The master has so many things to do." Akashi Kuniyuki complained a bit, and after saying this, he saw the expressions of Taro Tachi and his party very nervous, and said half-jokingly: "Don't tell me The master is right behind me, I won't believe it."
Kunihiro Yamababa bit his lips and said in a low voice, "Master is not behind you..."
I'm right in front of him, Akashi Guoxing himself is blind, no wonder they didn't remind him.
"If it's okay, I'll continue to rest, please go ahead~" Akashi Kuniyu continued to lie down on the soft sofa, like a salted fish, his words revealed the thought of telling us to get out of here and not disturb his sleep.
I took a deep breath, only in this way can I guarantee that I won't kill Akashi Guoxing on the spot and make him a real salted fish.
"Don't be angry, you are a little fairy!" Big Tengu patted me on the back, afraid that if I couldn't help it, I would beat Akashi Guoxing to death myself: "Even if you want to lose your temper, you have to wait for them to arrive. Otherwise, shouting too much is not good for your voice."
My emotions were temporarily calmed down, and I gave Taro Taidao and the three of them a chance to commit crimes and make meritorious deeds, let them bring Gu Gu and Tong Tian Kan Masakura here now, and I saved my strength to fight them together.
"Okay, I see." Taro Tachi turned around and went to arrest his colleagues. In the face of committing crimes and meritorious service, colleagues love everything is scum.
Okurigara followed closely behind, and only Yamabashi Kiri Kunihiro remained here, not because his conscience did not agree to deceive his poor colleagues, but...
"Little Huangmao, give this lazy bastard a hard beat!"
"……OK."
A dead fellow Taoist is not a poor Taoist, so you can't blame him for beating people if you kill yourself in Mingshi Guoxing.Yamababa Kiri Kunihiro aimed at the soft flesh on his body, and it was easy to beat him, because he had been a thug just now, and he was very skilled in his business.
Akashi Kuniyu, who was beaten with more air intake and less air output, frightened Gu Kui and Toda Kan Masakuni who had just entered the room, and the ominous premonition reached its peak after seeing me.
"You are?" The sixth sense alarm sounded like a girl, and he took a few steps back. Although the sixth sense had already told him the answer, he still chose to deceive himself: "Is it a guest?"
[In a sense, I am indeed a guest. ] I wrote a sentence on the paper, Gu Gu didn't respond yet, Tong Tian Kan Zhengguo relaxed his vigilance instead.
"What, it's a guest." Tong Tianguan Zhengguo grinned friendlyly, but no matter how you look at this smile, it looks scary: "Want to exercise with me?"
No, no, no, physical exercise is not suitable for a dead house like me, so I'm not good at getting along with this kind of muscular nerd.
[Forget about exercising or something. ] I then wrote in the notebook: [But you will definitely be interested in my other identity, do you want to know? 】
"Another identity? What is that?" Tong Tian Guanzhengguo had an expression on his face: "You write it, I'll watch."
Gu Gu swallowed his saliva, the tension on his delicate face was obvious, why did this handwriting look so familiar.
I smiled 'mildly' at the two of them, and wrote stroke by stroke in the notebook:
[The store manager of Yihong Courtyard—Su Ran. 】
"..." Yaoshou, laziness was caught by the master!
Akashi Guoxing's heart is broken, and the heart of being beaten has dissipated. If he knows that this strange lady is his master, how dare he say that the master has too many things!
"Little cuties, sit down, let's have a good talk about life." I sat on the sofa where Akashi National Bank was originally lying, pointed to the seat opposite, and made a gesture of asking for a seat: "Don't worry, I am the most kind Now, don't you know?"
These three knives are powerless to complain about my words. Their masters were very kind when they first met, but the longer they got to know each other, the more violent they became. .
Tong Tian Guanzhengguo sat down bravely and sat down. Although he has a rough nerve, he can also sense something strange. He is not afraid of being beaten, but he is afraid that I will make him endorse the book.
He guessed right. After giving them a hard meal, I really threw him a three-finger-thick Cowherd Code for him to memorize.Dare to make a typo, and the quota for this year's team will be gone. Wait and work in the Cowherd's shop until the end of time.
Akashi Guoxing likes to be lazy, and tomorrow he will put on his uniform and become a waiter. With the good looks of the knives in Yihongyuan, if he can be idle, I will lose.
In the end it was the turn of the little cutie, and I really didn't know how to deal with this little knife spirit who was a little shorter than me.I usually treat him a little cautiously, for fear of poking the shadow of his memory.
"Gu Gu, your words..." I really feel that Gu Gu doesn't like to communicate with others, and it's not entirely his own fault that he ran away, or I didn't arrange it properly, and it's easy to have an accident if no one takes him with him: "Tomorrow Register with Yanyanluo on the first floor, and learn as much as you can."
The result of the treatment can be said to have turned their hearts into the creaking nest, but the other small knife spirits present did not have any dissatisfaction.
"Master, what do you want next?" Taro Taidao asked softly, he didn't think I came here dressed up like this just to inspect the work: "Do we need to avoid it?"
Ruzi can be taught, and I must take a good look at the Cowherd’s shop in my home. I nodded: "You can go downstairs first, remember to treat your work with sincerity, and then dare to run away? Ha ha."
Is the job that needs them to treat with sincerity a cowherd?The knife masters nodded their heads like pounding garlic, and their hearts were very tired.
"You stay and lead me, Gouzi. I'm going to see what Huahua and the others are doing." I stopped the big tengu who was going out with the knives.
The big tengu was very happy at first when I called him to stop, but after learning the reason, he became wilted.He was so unwilling to take the initiative to find Bianhua, but he still wanted to listen to what Grandma said.
The pick-up venue for the shikigami is not on the first floor, but in a hall on the second floor. This hall is decorated in Heian-kyo style, and it is specially prepared for the shikigami to earn pocket money.
Ootengu used to stay on the second floor, but his business was robbed by Higanka and other female monsters disguised as men, so he had no choice but to go to the first floor and try to struggle. met me.
"I'll take you there." Big Tengu was having a headache, and since grandma was going to follow, he had better give grandma a vaccination: "Higanhua and the others... are a little open, and even Ibaraki and the others have learned badly, oh Mom, don't be scared."
I don’t take the big tengu’s words seriously, how open are the girls and boys in my family, and the photos of running around wearing crotch pants when I was a child are still saved in the phone album.
Ootengu led the way helplessly, the hall was not far away, only four or five boxes were separated, and I soon saw a Japanese-style large sliding door.
"I'll go in and explore the way first." The big tengu opened the door a little but didn't let me go in first, got in sideways through the small crack, and left a sentence: "If I don't come out in 5 minutes, Mom, you Come in and save us."
I'm a little confused, this is just my own Cowherd's shop, it's really not a dragon's pond and a tiger's den, what about the dog?
Then I was slapped in the face, the corner of the door was quickly closed by an external force, and then there was a noise inside, it sounded like someone was being beaten, uh...it couldn't be a dog.
The 5 minutes passed quickly, and I felt that the big tengu was almost beaten to death by the other cubs.
So I opened the door, trying to save the poor dog.
However, I didn't see the scene in the hall when I opened the door, because there was a human wall in front of me.
"Guest?" Huang is also pulling the door, and it seems that he just happened to go out, blocking my sight tightly, he stared at me for a while, and a flash of clarity flashed in his eyes: "Oh, you were brought here by the big tengu Well, he is not in good condition now, how about letting Ibaraki replace him."
【What's up with him? ] I wrote down a line in pain.
"Well, it's not a serious problem, it's just that I was dragged to perform chest crushing for other guests." Huang said this cruel fact calmly.
【He was smashed badly. ] I covered my face, my poor son, grandma should have gone in with you.
"Who said he was smashed?" Huang raised his eyebrows, and after I breathed a sigh of relief, he said again: "He played the role of a hammer, he was the one who hit the stone."
"..." So I'm going in now to collect the dog's body?
The author has something to say:
Big Tengu: I think I can save it again.
Ibaraki Doji: Don't worry, I'll take over here, Mom.
Su Ran: Gouzi is a hammer, so who was the one who was smashed? ? ?
Bianhua: Mom, the one that was smashed was Huangbao, did you run away before you finished smashing it?
Huang: ...shut up.
It seems that everyone has a unified caliber, and they all like the plot of the Cowherd Shop, so I will write two more chapters, hehehe~
I'm going to tease the shikigami kids, don't stop me, tomorrow I must touch Shuten's abs, Ibaraki's horns, and Mama's tail!
Every Monday must be sad. . .
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