[Comprehensive] All knives like to act coquettish to aunts

The clogs of the big tengu were returned to their original owners after I found another pair of shoes. The big tengu might be able to let his wings rest for a while and his feet touch the ground.

I looked out of the window at Ibaraki who was still meditating in the courtyard, and felt a little sad: "God, tell me, grandma is not stupid, even if my spiritual power is inherited, it will not cause brain damage. Why did I raise a bunch of them in the dormitory?" What a fool."

Big Tengu didn't like to hear these words, and quickly comforted him: "That's not your problem. Although there are big fools, second fools and third fools in our dormitory...a bunch of fools, it's not that there are no smart people."

"Give me an example among your brothers." I silenced the big tengu with one sentence.

Big Tengu thought for a while but couldn't find this example. He was talking about brothers, not sisters. His good friend Shuweng is a smart person, but the fun of Shuweng is to pretend to be stupid. He can't sell his teammates.He himself is also very self-aware. When he was a child, he was a little mentally retarded. When he grows up, he is not mentally retarded but he is definitely not smart.

"Grandma, you...sorry." In the end, Daitengu showed an awkward yet polite smile.

I knew the answer would be like this, I waved the big tengu out of my sight, out of sight and out of mind.

Datengu was kicked out of the house, and ran into Biganhua and Qingxingdeng who were about to knock on the door with a tray.

"Gouzi, why is your wing bald?" Bi'anhua expressed her condolences to Datengu's burned bald wing in a 'friendly' way, and added a knife by the way: "Your wings usually lose hair very badly. Can it still grow?"

"It's probably impossible, Huahua, don't hit Gouzi, he is our younger brother after all." Qing Xingdeng pulled Bi'anhua to show her to restrain herself, and when Datengu gave her a grateful look, he said:

"As a sister, even if he is really going to be bald, we can't tell. Our brothers are so pitiful, how mentally retarded they are."

Big Tengu: ...

"That's right, I'm wrong this time, my sister apologized to you." Bi'anhua nodded to the big dog without sincerity: "Sorry, if you are really bald in the future, I will buy you hair growth agent online of."

"..." Big Tengu said he didn't want such an apology, can you two get out?

Of course, this sentence cannot be uttered, otherwise what awaits him is a bunch of sisters and sisters beating him up.

"By the way, grandma is in the room." Bi'anhua could see his true thoughts from the expression on the big tengu's face, and she snorted coldly and didn't bother to argue too much with him: "Don't say I'm not in the room, I just now I've seen it all."

"You asked when you saw it." The big tengu swallowed the word 'absent' back. He probably wouldn't understand a creature like a banshee for the rest of his life.

Qingxingdeng was much more direct than Bi'anhua, he used the light stick to pull the big tengu to one side, making a way, and walked in with one arm on Bi'anhua's arm.

The moment they stepped into the door, Bi Anhua and Qing Xingdeng completed the transformation from tiger to kitten.

"Grandma, Xiaoqing and I came back from a mission and brought you something." After placing the tray in her hand on the table, Bi'anhua lay down on my lap, rubbing it back and forth.

"Back?" Bi Anhua and Qing Xingdeng returned home. I am very happy. These two children have been on missions for a month, and this is the first time they have stayed in the mission world for such a long time.

Qingxingdeng didn't compete with Bi'anhua for a seat, sat down next to me, and massaged my shoulders with proper strength. Surrounded by the two beauties, I swept away the depression provoked by the fools, and I felt better again.

So why do you say daughter is good, because daughter is really a caring little padded jacket for parents.

I spent a warm afternoon with the cute little padded jackets, and my caring little assistant Hasebe came to call me on time.

"Master, I'm going to have dinner." Hasebe pushed open the door and called me in a gentle tone. He didn't reprimand him when he saw Biganhua and Qingxingdeng's unruly appearance. He was used to it: "Today, many shikigami I'm back after finishing my mission."

"The big idiot (Yamaoqian) and the third idiot (Huan) are back too?" It's a good thing that the little padded jacket came back, but it would be terrible if the idiots came back.

"Yes." Hasebe nodded sadly: "Tamazamae and Ara are already waiting in the main house, and they brought you a gift."

"What gift?" I suddenly had an ominous premonition.

Zhang Gubu also had a broken face: "Northeast big flower jacket and big flower cotton trousers."

Yuzaoqian and Huang's tastes are also very peculiar. The souvenirs they brought back from the quest are not to mention the Northeast Huahua jacket, which can barely be worn as pajamas, but these two idiots came back wearing them!

This question, I am obedient, on the first day of the first month of the mission, the two of them fell in love with the northeast big flower jacket that completely fit their aesthetics in the store of the mission world, and immediately used all their mission funds in advance Bought dozens of them for easy replacement.Wearing a big flowered jacket to beg for a living during the mission, humiliating Yinyangliao and Honmaru.

The big fool and the three fools also specially helped me choose a suit with a big chrysanthemum printed on the front as a gift.

I really appreciate these two idiots.

The corners of my mouth twitched and I took the wonderful Northeast big flowered jacket, and watched without tears as I watched the big flowered jacket perform Yuzaoqian and Huang in the Northeast Errenzhuan for the small knife masters of Quan Honmaru.

Is there really something wrong with my education?They are all mentally retarded like this dog!

The old knife spirits in Honmaru were still making noises, led by San Riyue, the head of the elderly square dance troupe. San Riyue couldn't move her eyes when she saw the bright color of the big flower jacket, and bought two from Yu Zaoqian out of her own pocket. body, I also want to learn the jumping method of Northeast Errenzhuan by visual inspection.

No, I must go to Diablo Honmaru to take two more classes to calm down another day.

The more time passed, the more I felt that the knife masters of Diablo Honmaru had no worries, except that they had no other shortcomings except failing to pass the examination.I can also see their hard work. Over the past eight years, they have been able to pass one or two exams every time.

"Let's go, Liang Nier, I'll take you out to eat, you will easily become mentally retarded if you stay here." I said to Qing Xingdeng and Bi'anhua who were also speechless: "You two are holding the raccoon egg yolk, let's go to the inspection Let’s have a meal.”

Qing Xingdeng and Bi Anhua didn't have any objections at all, they clapped their hands and called the two cats to their side. Li Hua and Dan Yolk had watched the Shikigami dumplings grow up, so naturally they didn't grab anyone and it was very face-saving.

The flowers on the other side can float, and Qingxing Deng can float when sitting on the lantern pole. In order not to delay our progress, I specially borrowed her cloud as a walking tool from Yan Mo.I reached out and dug in the clouds, and dug out a bunch of snacks.

The three of us and the two cats didn't stop talking all the way, so we floated comfortably to the gate of the Police Bureau.

The old doorman of the Inspection Bureau was not surprised by this scene, so he called the 006 team of the actual combat department in the duty room and asked Brother Gun to come down to pick him up.

In the evening, it was time for dinner, and Brother Gun knew that I was here for dinner without guessing.

"Oh, raccoon and egg yolk are here too." Brother Qiang rubbed the heads of raccoon and egg yolk very familiarly: "Then I won't take you to the cafeteria today, I will cook cat food for you myself."

The raccoon's beard twitched, which was a sign of opening his mouth to bite someone, and Brother Gun stopped when he saw it, avoiding the murder.

The inspection bureau’s meals are not covered. They have a group of inspection candlesticks in their cafeteria, and the food is hot 24 hours a day, so that inspection officials who have finished working overtime will not be able to eat.

Brother Qiang borrowed the cafeteria and personally made cat rice with boiled fish in white water for the cats, and also brought hot dishes just out of the pan from the back kitchen.

The members of Team 006 in the actual combat department have expanded from the original six-member team to fifteen, and the nine additional knives are all from Diablo Honmaru, who I am in charge of.

Seeing me coming, the black-falling drug researcher who settled the accounts put down the pen in his hand and greeted me with a smile, which shows that life in the inspection bureau is not bad.

"The political commissar is here, and you're mad at the shikigami and knives at home again?" Jian Fei Yaoyan adjusted his glasses on the bridge of his nose, and pointedly named the reason.

"Don't mention it, the big fool and the three fools spent all their money in the mission world and brought back dozens of Northeast flower jackets. Xiao Ming still likes it very much." I sighed: "How do you think I should face them? A group of mentally handicapped people."

"...Kill him?" It was also the first time Yao Yan had seen Honmaru and Yinyangliao with such a unique style of painting. He didn't have much social experience, so he could only think of killing them as soon as possible.

"You're not used to this." Brother Gun set the tableware and stuffed me with a pair of chopsticks: "Don't think too much, if you think about the group of mentally retarded people in your family for a while, I'm afraid you won't even be able to eat. "

At the same time, I still don’t forget to educate the medicine research: “Look, if you had such a god-judging person, you would be used to being mentally retarded. Can you imagine yourself holding a big flower padded jacket as a baby?”

"I can't." Don't even think about it, although Yaoken did have a painful time in Diablo Honmaru, but this has become a thing of the past. As long as the Bureau of Non-Procurement Bureau doesn't meet the boss who oppresses his subordinates, the treatment is quite good .

Brother Gun, are you really a real man by using me as a negative teaching material to educate your subordinates?Just as I was about to open my mouth to tease someone, Brother Gun stuffed a ball into my mouth.

"Don't talk, teach the children." Brother Qiang pushed me another bowl of fish porridge: "Nie Er, you eat yours, and I will give you a pair of mustache-cut knee balls later."

I obediently shut up, Brother Gun is my good friend, don’t you just take me as a negative lesson, even if you cut me twice, I will also... Well, I still have complaints about this, a pair of knee balls and mustaches are not enough .

On the way home in Yunduo after dinner, I was still struggling in my heart. Seeing that a pair of knee balls and mustaches couldn't make me happy, the two caring little padded jackets, Bi'anhua and Qingxingdeng, began to advise me.

"Grandma, if you are in a bad mood, you can go and find a mission world to play. I remember that the mission that Tunzi got this time does not take much time, only less than seven days." Qing Xingdeng persuaded in a soft voice Coax me: "The objective of the mission is not difficult, you will treat it as a vacation when you go there."

"That's right." Bi'an Hua agreed, "He won't have any objections if you put Jiu Tun's name on it. Mom, you can change your identity again. If there is anything in the mission world, just call us."

The two daughters were right, so I gladly accepted their proposal, went back to Honmaru and called all the sword spirits and shikigami to announce the matter.

The author has something to say:

I have given up the treatment, I have no ability to save the painting style of Honmaru and Yinyangliao, hey

Prepare for the next chapter. It is expected that the new map will be available in the next chapter.

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