[Comprehensive] All knives like to act coquettish to aunts

"Master, do you really want to do those dangerous missions?" Hasebe frowned. He was unwilling. The world of missions is so dangerous. Even Ibaraki Doji came back covered in blood. It is probably the master's turn. Run out and come back on your stomach.

This is definitely not something Chef Hasebe wants to see.

To convince me, Hasebe even signaled for help to the other two swords in the chef trio.But Yamababa Kiri Kunihiro and Kokomaru didn't mean to stop me from going out to play.

"The air in Honmaru is really not very good. You can go out if you want to go out to play. It's only seven days. I will guard the house." Yamabuki Kunihiro is very pleased. The owner of the property is finally about to go out: "Take your mobile phone and call us at night to report that you are safe."

It's been this year, and I have my mobile phone with me, so I don't worry at all about the situation that my aunt will never come back. If Hasebe cares, it will cause chaos.

"Xiaohu also agrees that the mission world of Yinyangliao has a protection mechanism for onmyoji, so there is no need to worry about any safety issues, besides..." Xiaohumaru pushed Hasebe to sit down: "It's not bad for the master to go out to play. Come back, if there is any problem that can't be handled, call us over to help at any time."

"...It seems to be the reason." On the contrary, Hasebe was persuaded by two like-minded colleagues, and had no choice but to help me pack my things.

"You don't need to pack your things. I can open the portal when I go over there to play. If you need anything, you can pass it to me." Hasebu packed things without several big boxes. I can't go if I ask him to clean up. up.

"..." What is the déjà vu of the master just playing outside the house for a few days?

It's really a deal if it's settled on the side of the swordsmen, and the fools in Shikigami have no right to speak.

Even if you hold my leg and cry before Yuzao, I won't change my mind. Give up, big fool.

I looked at this Tamamomae holding my thigh and crying fiercely with a blank face, so I said that the habit of childhood can't be cultivated, and it can't be resisted even if I want to develop it.

"Qianqian, I'll give you five seconds to let go. If you don't let go in five seconds, I won't stop Huahua from beating you."

I haven't finished this sentence, just now I hugged my thigh, Hasebe's leg pendant, which I couldn't pull out, stood up by itself, the cry in front of Yuzao was real water, and the tears didn't fall even if I uttered aloud , Stand up like a normal person.

The mask in front of Tamamo was hung on the belt, and he and Arara were pressed by Yan Mo and the others to change into normal clothes before I came home from the inspection and non-examination bureau.At this time, his handsome face was sullen, and the corners of his lips were tightly pursed, as if I was hugging his thigh to make trouble for no reason.

"Doing the task is very hard. Huang and I have been hungry outside." Yuzao's eyes were full of waves, and he put himself in my shoes: "It doesn't matter if I'm hungry, but I don't want you to be hungry too."

These words are very sincere, as if the conditions for doing the task are so difficult.

Heh, why are you and Huang hungry before Tamazamo? Don't you have any idea in your heart?What did you use the mission fund given to you for!I bought a bunch of Northeast flower jackets!Don't you feel against your will when you say that?

"Mother, don't argue with him, it's not like you don't know that he's a fool." I was so angry at Yuzao that my liver ached, and Yimulian helped me to get along, and gave Yuzao a wink to make him apologize quickly.

Yu Zaoqian understood Yi Mulian's hint, and honestly lowered his head to apologize, and he looked like a good boy when he was sensible.

"Okay, let's expose this matter." I remembered that the mission world I was going to go to this time was picked out from Jiu Tun's teeth, so I turned the conversation and said to Jiu Tun who was drinking yogurt: "Tunzi, here you are!" Mom, let me introduce the mission world that I am going to go to this time."

"Grandma, don't you know where you are going? Ben... I thought Qing Xingdeng and the others had already told you." Jiu Tun almost spit out the three-character self-proclaimed uncle, but luckily he instinctively remembered my love for him. Those who want to respect the teachings of their elders.

Jiu Tun recalled how when I was a child, I couldn't help but say a word to me, Mr. Ben, and I asked him to copy these three words a hundred times.A hundred times doesn't sound like much, but that's because his body is only the size of a normal child's five years old. He copied a hundred times for a whole day and didn't finish it. At night, he cried and hiccupped anxiously. He didn't want to repeat Experienced the second time.

Whoever's child is facing his parents and his uncle, dare to say that, he is afraid that he will not be killed by a donkey, but it doesn't matter how he calls himself among other people, as long as they have fun by themselves.

"No one told me where to go, and I only know that this task will take about seven days." I raised my eyebrows, ate two melon seeds and waited for my good boy Jiu Tun to help me out.

"The mission world is the fourth Holy Grail War. It was originally set up for me to participate in the battle as a heroic spirit, and I handed over all the tokens." Jiu Tun thought of the cumbersome procedures for changing people, so the tokens did not change: "Grandma, you Just go to be a heroic spirit, just say that I am too busy to respond, so you go instead of me."

"The Fourth Holy Grail War? FZ?" The mission world has greatly exceeded my expectations. This world is fun, but joining me as a heroic spirit will kill my master.

During the task setting, I scanned the stats of my body as the stats of my Heroic Spirit. Except luck is a question mark, all of them are E. Muscle strength and endurance even fell below the F and G of the stat panel. I can’t imagine putting my What kind of mood is the master summoned by this spicy chicken heroic spirit?

Holding the token of Dajiangshan Ghost King Jiu Tun Douzi to summon a war scum, whoever can bear it.

I restrained myself not to think too much, to a certain extent I am also very powerful, Dajiangshan Ghost King would also kneel down and call mother, even though I am really a war scum.

"Let me help the master set the background and skills of the heroic spirit." Tsurumaru felt that the setting panel of this task was very interesting, and raised his paw high.

Without even thinking about it, I rejected him and asked Tsurumaru to set this up. I was afraid of being cheated to death by him.

"Don't, master, after I set it up for you, you can use mine if you can, I can't cheat you outside." Tsurumaru paused: "The most you can do is scare your teammates. "

After listening to Tsurumaru's words, I handed the instrument to Tsurumaru's hand with suspicion. Tsurumaru was also unambiguous, and started to tinker with it. After 10 minutes, he handed over the set panel to me for me to see.

Just one name made me laugh out loud - Miyamoto Musashi.

Well, I understand, this is definitely not cheating me, but cheating my teammates!

I went through all the numerical panels and decided to use this!My poor master was cheated to death.

[Heroic Spirit Template

Name: Miyamoto Musashi

Job introduction: Supersoldier (super soldier)

Muscle strength: F

Stamina: G

Agility: E

Lucky:? ? ? (unknown)

Magic: E

Noble Phantasm: none

Class ability: push crystal (for buildings: A+++++)

Possessed ability: pig teammate (When killed, it will greatly provide a lot of experience for all the enemy's followers, and will not be affected by one's own attack.)]

Occasionally cheating teammates is also very fun, I secretly clicked to confirm, and mourned for my future master. With a heroic spirit like me, he should have suffered eight lifetimes of bad luck in his previous life.

"Tunzi, tell me who is so unlucky." I showed a standard gloating eight-teeth smile.

"What's that person's name, let me think about it." Jiu Tun held his chin and fell into deep thought, and answered me after a while, "I remember, it seems to be Kenneth."

I nodded, I have the impression that this person is Lancer's master, the one with a green prairie running on his head, he is not a good person, and I won't feel too much guilt if I cheat.

"Yes, but there is still a problem. There is something wrong with the setting of this treasure. Isn't it unscientific for a heroic spirit to not even have a treasure?" I looked at the word "No" on the column of the treasure, and thought it was too fake. : "Add a treasure."

"Small idea." Seeing that Yu Zaoqian couldn't stop me from going out to play, he simply co-operated with me to trick his teammates: "Take the flowered jacket I gave you today as a treasure, set an attribute of invulnerability, and give grandma's protection The Lord wears it."

"...You're ruthless." I'm no match for this idiot out of ten teammates, should I be glad that this bastard never cheated on me?

Yu Zaoqian, with the terrible idea of ​​cheating his teammates, filled the column of my treasure with the five big characters of Northeast Huahuaao, without even a little disguised noun.

Before I finished filling the jade algae, I saw that the flowered jacket itself was not considered a treasure, and I joined forces with other brothers to transfer a lot of demonic power to the flowered jacket, forcing the flowered jacket to the level of an A-level treasure. The only one in my template An E above attribute was born yet.

Holding the big chrysanthemum flower jacket, I showed a frenzied smile. After living with cheaters for a long time, I actually felt a little excitement about the fact that I was about to cheat my teammates.

Calm down, although you like to eat meat, you are a little fairy of Buddha.

In my heart, the two pig teammates and the god-team villain had a battle between heaven and man, but the pig-teammate villain was too cheated, and he killed the god-team villain alive.

"Master will have a lot of fun this time." Xiaohumaru nodded in relief. The master in the previous life came back after going out for a while, and shared with them the experience of the master's male silence and female tears. He almost laughed like crazy up.

"I think so too." Sanriyue, who gave up her inner clothes and was wearing a big Northeast flower jacket, laughed cheerfully: "This clothes are really comfortable to wear, and it is worthy of the name to be used as a treasure."

"As the saying goes, clothing is more about comfort than appreciation, so that should be the reason." Sanriyue shook the square dance fan used for duo dancing: "And the ornamental value of the flower jacket is not inferior to the practicality at all. .”

"...You just want to be happy." I sighed, thinking of Brother Gun's words, I'm used to it!

The author has something to say:

Give Director Ken a floral padded jacket to wear 23333

It’s only fun if everyone wears the cotton-padded jacket together~ I plan to let Shuan wear the golden armor of the second sister of Huche’s family to participate in the battle, collide with Jin Xingxian’s personal design, and blind other people’s dog eyes!

Su Ran is the weakest heroic spirit in history, bar none.