[Comprehensive] All knives like to act coquettish to aunts

This year, the number of dark-falling knife spirits admitted to Jianfeiwei has reached a record high. There are a total of more than 20 people who brought Shisu over there, which is five times that of previous years. The knife spirits over Shisu are really capable There are a lot of bosses who built the spaceship and painted it. There are a total of twelve, which is more than the number of passers-by in Shizheng.

There were only ten Dark Fallen Knife Spirits passed by Shizheng, and there were three strands of water in them.

Brother Gun learned that the three knives in the honmaru I was in charge of had passed the exam. He was so excited that he almost took off his clothes and went out naked. In the middle of the night, he dropped all his work and ran into my honmaru. I didn't shake it off for a long time.

I have to pour some cold water on Brother Gun, and not let him have too much hope for these three scumbags.

"Brother Qiang, the three people who have passed this time are regarded as coming in through the back door, so don't have too much hope for them." I told Brother Qiang about how these three scumbags passed the exam in earnest.

Unexpectedly, Brother Gun was completely fearless, he waved his hand: "It's okay, I haven't taken that exam, so I did well."

"By the way, it didn't take long to pass the three dark falls, right?" Brother Gun asked casually.

I thought about it, this Honmaru is the Diablo Honmaru who fell secretly three years ago, and I threw the information of this Honmaru to Brother Gun.

"Okay, okay!" Brother Gun looked very happy after reading the information, and lifted me high and turned around twice. Hasebe next to me was so scared that he almost drew his sword.

"???" I had a question mark on my face, completely confused about the situation.

"Ni'er, these three swordsmen seem to have no social experience at first glance, and it will be better then." Brother Gun almost grinned to the ears: "The thief who has been in the dark for a long time can't be controlled. "

"You don't know how difficult it is in current politics and times to release a few dark knives to the inspection bureau. It's like an old man marrying a daughter. He wants to keep them for a few more years, lest the dark knives will be tired in the inspection bureau. Yes, it’s a loss.”

"That's why I found a question maker who specifically made things difficult for them, and kept them for decades to let them learn more and be smarter. There has never been such a sharp knife who just passed the exam in history."

Brother Gun put me down and smiled foolishly. They can take turns to rest with three more people.

"..." I looked at Brother Gun with a face full of condemnation, why didn't you tell me about this earlier, wouldn't these three undercover knives be so good that they would be squeezed dry by the police.

Sensing that my eyes were not looking good, Brother Gun hurriedly begged for mercy.

"Ni'er, don't worry, I went to the 006 team of the actual combat department, not to other regions, and I can't cheat the knife masters you are in charge of like other departments. We will still cooperate for a long time in the future. If I cheat them, I won't kill myself." Back way?"

In order to show that he is still very reliable, Brother Gun patted his chest as a guarantee.

I still believe in Brother Gun’s character. After all, he hasn’t cheated on me since we met for half a year. If he dares to cheat on the dark-fallen knives that I’m in charge of, hehe, I’ll beat him to death after chasing him to the ends of the earth. We didn't yell "Grandma" for nothing.

Saying goodbye to Brother Gun, my daily life track is still the same, and the days go by quickly when I am idle, especially in the shikigami who grow twice as fast as children under normal circumstances.

They all learned to walk from crawling, and then learned to run from walking. It seemed that each of them grew taller than me in the blink of an eye. I counted the days with my fingers, and it has been more than eight years.

I graduated from school five years ago, and I didn't even look for a job after graduation. The monthly salary of the God Judge and Yin Yang Liao is enough for me to spend my whole life.So I concentrated on teaching the group of shikigami who had reached the age when cats hate dogs and hated dogs in Honmaru. I told my family that I found a job in the city where the school is located. It was better than school. I went home more often than those who went to school. Sometimes it is much higher.

The idle life suits me well, the only thing that annoys me is--

"Girl, when will you get married? You are almost 28, you have to worry about this, the good ones are about to be picked away!" My mother looked at me with a sad face, seeing that I was still Unshakably watching TV, I was in a bit of a hurry, and wanted to unite with my father to □□: "Father, you don't care about your daughter, this is an old girl!"

Contrary to my mother, my father is not in a hurry: "Our daughter is not in a hurry, even if she wants to get married, she must be willing."

I followed my father's words and nodded. Under the maintenance of spiritual power, my face has been kept at 19 years old. My mother can't bear to look at my innocent appearance.

"How old are you and still look like a child, I don't care, you can go out with me on a blind date tomorrow! I have found several places for you!" My mother hardened her heart, put one hand on my head, and the whole of me She looked like she would kill me if she dared to run away.

"Don't, don't, mom, I don't want a blind date!" I looked terrified.

When my father saw that his daughter-in-law was really angry, he hurriedly stopped him, and gave me a wink to ask me to go to my grandparents as a rescuer.

The two big brothers in the family spoke. In the end, I escaped, but I saw from my mother's sinister smile that this was just the beginning.

I was so frightened that I ran back to Honmaru in a frenzy, losing one of my shoes.

"Grandma, what's wrong with you?" Ibaraki Doji, who had just returned from a mission, was the first to find me. The blood on his clothes hadn't been cleaned up. He stopped me in time who was still running wildly.

Since a year ago, when the shikigami danzi reached the age for missions, they all unlocked their biographies, restored their previous memories, and transformed from danzi to adults physically and mentally.In order to support their old mother, they rushed out collectively to do tasks to make money.

"It's nothing, it's just that you were urged to marry by your grandma." I supported Ibaraki Doji's arm, panting heavily, unable to run anymore.

"Grandma, you still... well, you are indeed not young. During the Heiankyo period, grandma's age and children started looking for people." Ibaraki Doji's words pierced my heart like a knife.

"...Ibaraki, after all these years, you are still so retarded."

I slapped this bastard hard, and Ibaraki was not only not ashamed, but proud of me for calling him mentally retarded.

"As expected of my Ibaraki-douji's aunt, only you and your best friend will say that I am mentally retarded!" Ibaraki-douji laughed, as if it was a good thing to be said to be mentally retarded.

I'm not sure if I have written a biography for Awakening Ibaraki. What about the mighty and domineering big monsters that I said, why are there a group of mentally retarded people here?

I wouldn't do stupid things like hitting Ibaraki hard, his skin is too thick, and he probably wouldn't hurt if I broke my hand.

"Stop talking, put on your shoes..." I just wanted to ask Ibaraki to take off his shoes and lend them to me, but when I looked down, he didn't have any shoes on at all, which was embarrassing.

Ibaraki rounded things up for me by himself: "Are you asking me to get the shoes? No need for this, the back and forth is too slow, Gouzi is right behind me, and will be there soon, Mom, you wear his clogs, anyway he doesn't can fly."

Ibaraki made a final decision, completely ignoring all the opinions of Ootengu.Changing the arms to normal ones helped me keep my shoeless feet from touching the ground.

Soon, the big tengu flew into my sight, and Ibaraki asked me to hold on to the tree, and rushed over excitedly. A black flame knocked down the defenseless big tengu, and scorched a large part of his wing. piece of feather.

Without a little bit of defense, and without a little bit of worry, you just knocked me down from the sky-the big tengu.

"Ibaraki, are you sick?" Ootengu looked at his feathers scorched by the black flame distressedly, almost going mad with anger.

"Isn't this an emergency? Hehe." Ibaraki smiled like an idiot, and didn't take the burning of the big tengu's feathers seriously at all.

Ootengu took a deep breath, barely restraining his desire to hit someone, calm down, why bother with the second fool of Honmaru, isn't he the one who gets angry in the end?

Daitengu was still restraining himself, and Ibaraki started to knock down Daitengu and take off his shoes. It wasn't until Ibaraki pulled his shoes off that he reacted and threw a wind attack.

Sensing the danger behind him, Ibaraki was not afraid, and threw a snowball with a bamboo on his skin to block it.

Snowball: MMP

"Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, mom, I snatched Gouzi's shoes, you put them on quickly, Gouzi, an unfilial son, doesn't even want you to wear them, but it doesn't matter, I've already beat him up for you." Ibaraki proudly Yangyang squatted down to help me put on the big tengu's clogs, and said something like a big tengu.

I doubt that Ibaraki thinks I'm blind, and it's not like that. Don't you see that the dog behind you is already covering his face?

Although you are the second idiot in this pill, please don't give up the treatment!

I am not used to the big tengu's clogs, the big one is just one of them, the key is that they are very tight, I can't help but frown when I put them on and stand for a while.

After seeing that it was me wearing his clogs, Ootengu didn't argue too much with the second idiot. He gave Ibaraki a cold look and that was the end of the matter.

"Grandma, it's uncomfortable for you to wear clogs too much, I'll carry you and fly back." The big tengu flew up to me with wings flashing, and opened his hand to me.

"No, I'm afraid of heights." I originally didn't want to reject the boy's filial piety, but this kind of sport is not suitable for me.

"It's okay, I don't fly high." Big Tengu struggled for a while and said: "Don't let the second idiot help you get the shoes, he is unreliable."

"Hey, dog, who do you think is the second idiot!" Ibaraki frowned when he heard the big tengu's words, and gritted his teeth fiercely.

Ootengu and I ignored his words at the same time, the tacit understanding between grandma and cub was full.

"Then I'll leave it to you, Gouzi." I patted Gouzi on the shoulder, and handed over my weight in my early [-]s to him.

Ootengu picked me up like I did when I was a child, and flew to the second floor where the God Inspector's room is located at high speed, as fast as the mental retardation of the second idiot Ibaraki would be contagious.

Ibaraki was afraid that it would affect me, so he didn't dare to hit anyone, and he couldn't fly, so he had to stand alone in the same place, thinking whether he was really stupid.

Be good, you don't have to think about it, you are just a fool.

The author has something to say:

Sure enough, I can't write a mighty and domineering big monster, the little angels will just look at the mentally retarded (＾ω＾)

If you can't write two chapters every day, it's time to enter the new copy of fatezero, let you see how super soldiers cheat teammates!

Shizheng and Shisu have also worked very hard to prevent their knives from sharpening their knives~