"Lianlian, let's not play with Qianqian anymore, don't cry." I frantically wiped away the tears for Lianlian, who couldn't stop crying like turning on the faucet.

The key is that his crying is still the kind of silent crying, tears falling down one by one, just like pearls.This posture made me cry so badly.

"Mother, did I bother you?" He looked at me with tears in his eyes, and he tried hard not to cry, but the more he stopped the tears, the harder he fell, and he even hit me Two crying hiccups: "Sorry... hiccup... mother, I shouldn't cry, but I can't help it... hiccup..."

The more sensible Yimulian is, the stronger my desire to fight Tamamo.

"Qianqian, come here." I smiled gently at Yuzaoqian, and waved slightly.

Yu Zaoqian, the mentally handicapped man, came over with a look of begging for compliments, as if he was the one who took the game away just now.

I slapped him on the head with one slap, completely forgetting that I decided yesterday that I would never slap him again.

"Pi's very happy, isn't he!"

Yuzao lowered her head after being beaten, and hurriedly asked, "Mom, why did you hit me?"

Cooperating with this brat, I still don't know what I'm doing wrong, it made my teeth itch with anger, and I was slapped again immediately.

"I don't know what's wrong, do I?"

"It hurts. I didn't do anything wrong. Mom, did you intend to slap this scumbag, but you accidentally slapped the wrong person?" The slap I slapped was actually not too heavy, but Yu Zaomae wanted to cooperate. I rolled myself into bed.

He also said that Lian Lian is a pit, so can't this kid grow up?I doubt you will be beaten to death by your brothers and sisters sooner or later!

"You kneel for me!"

After I yelled, Yuzao didn't dare to talk back anymore, and knelt down obediently facing the bed, with her waist straight, expressing her clear conscience in details.

"Pinch your ears, just kneel like this." Xiao Mian, still stubborn with me, if I don't correct you, I will be your mother for so many days!

Before I finished talking about Yuzao, I obediently pinched my ears with both hands. His ears grow on the top of his head, so he has to raise his arms very high. He looks like a punished child. The contrast is great and the contrast is cute.

Ichimokulian wanted to intercede for Yuzao, but I ruthlessly refused. I must not give up halfway in the matter of giving this mentally retarded person a long memory.

More than an hour later, Hasebe opened the bedroom door and brought me lunch, but was stopped by the barrier in the room, and I knew something had happened.

It took 5 minutes to open the barrier, and Hasebe's forehead was covered with veins and dragged away in front of the kneeling Tamamo, whose legs were numb and unable to walk. He ignored him at a glance, and lay down crying while listening to my persuasion. I fell asleep on the bed, and I couldn't bear to wake him up, so I let him fall asleep on the bed.

Three days passed in a blink of an eye. Yesterday, Yuzaoqian was beaten up by Guhuo for making his brothers and sisters cry again. Today, he turned back into the cute Yuzaqian dumpling. Yaosheng is really ups and downs.

Yuzao ex-Danzi seriously thinks about life, and in the end he still thinks it is better to be a dumpling, at least his dear grandma won't bully him, and Gu Huoniao won't beat him for some trivial things.

There is no difference between the front and back of Yimulian. In adult form, he is the conscience of Quan Liao, and when he is a dumpling, he is also the little padded jacket in the dormitory.

After that, I deliberately took time every day to give some psychological education to the Shikigami Danzi, and I also worked very hard to improve the IQ of the mentally retarded.

But what I need to improve is not only the IQ of the Shikigami Danko, but also a group of dark sword spirits from Diablo Honmaru looking at me with thirsty eyes.

For half a year, I have to go there every weekend to give them a (cross out) brainwashing (cross out) education. Their learning speed is also very fast, and they have memorized all the important books I selected in the syllabus. .But after I knew how difficult the examination was, even if I was the invigilator myself, I didn't dare to guarantee that they would pass it.

I know the person who made the question, Luo Yanwang. I didn’t realize it when she was mentioned in the first issue of Shizuo. Then I thought about it carefully.

I asked her to help me draw some key points, and Luo Yanwang did not refuse, and helped me reduce the more than 1000 books on the syllabus to about sixty or seventy.I compared the few books that I asked the Dark Fallen Knife to review, and only one was listed. Oh my god, isn't this the rhythm of all the staff failing their exams?

Luo Yanwang also gave me a very important reminder because we are fellow villagers. All multiple-choice questions that I don’t know can choose eight options.

At this time, there was only less than a week left before the official non-examination exam, and I rushed all the way with fifty or sixty books in my arms to send them to the group of fallen knives waiting for the exam.

The review materials were sent to the Dark Fallen Knife, and the hill of fifty or sixty books as thick as bricks almost didn't scare the Dark Fallen Knife into fainting.

"Guardian, there are only seven days left, are you sure you want to do this for us at this time?" Dark Falling Candlestick Qie, as a fusangshen, felt that his brain was not enough for the first time.

"Do you know how many books are listed in the syllabus?" I smiled tiredly.

"How many?"

"Not too many, not too many, just over 1000 copies."

"belch!"

Diablo Honmaru doesn't change the scenery at night, what else do you want to do at night, what to sleep, just sleep after the exam!

What, eat, candidates don't have time to eat, anyway, they are used to being hungry before, so these few meals are not bad.

After a tense week, the Dark Knife Demons read all the fifty or sixty books without sleep, and rushed to the examination room in high spirits. Before they left, I made a gesture of 58 to them. You political commissars, I can only help you here.

The group of Dark Knife Demons probably didn't know that it was me who invigilated the exam. When they were waiting in full force and worried about whether they would meet an invigilator like the Four Famous Arrestors, they discovered that the invigilator was their guardian.

They are so stupid!Cheat sheet cheating let's go!

Hey, these kids still don't know how scary the exam is. I pretended not to see their excited state as if they had already passed the exam, and lighted the wax for them in my heart.

"I'll distribute the papers to you now. By the way, this exam is an open book. You can refer to the materials as you like, and you can also display the cheat sheet. This is not under my jurisdiction. The exam time is three hours, and you can whisper to each other. I will take care of it." Take a paper."

My words added a lot of confidence to the fallen knife spirits. Can so many of them fail to handle a single test?

It turns out they were wrong, and very wrong.

Yamabashi Kiri Kunihiro, who came with me, helped me move the box containing the examination papers, and they were all stunned when they were sent to the hands of Anqi Daozijing. There are only fifty multiple-choice questions and one essay.

Isn't there just so many questions, don't hesitate, how many questions they haven't done in the past six months.So the dark fallen knife spirits calmly turned to the page of multiple choice questions.

Damn who has multiple choice questions with [-] options!

This group of fallen knives who took the non-examination exam for the first time were stunned. At this moment, they finally felt the pain of the exam for their predecessors.Still open the book, more than 100 options, where can they find the answer!

I looked at the broken faces under the podium, coughed lightly and reminded:

"Hey, don't be stunned. It's been 10 minutes. I'm worried about whether you can finish the questions like this."

Hearing my words, the fallen knife spirits finally came back to their senses. They were immersed in the sea of ​​questions in pain. They couldn't even solve three questions in three hours, and they still had fifty questions. It's going to die!

In the examination room next door, Shi Shuyiqi and his younger brothers looked at the questions on the paper and showed a smile that was sure to win.

The spicy chickens in the examination room next door, let you see the true level of the knife masters who have repeated the exam for more than 90 years!

Isn't it just more than 100 options? They didn't pass the more than 500 options in the last exam. It seems that they can finally pass the exam this year.

"Wait, your papers were sent out wrong." After receiving the instructions from above, the invigilator in the examination room next door took away the papers in their hands and brought over a large cart of discarded cans.

"That's a question about current affairs. The person who made the question specifically explained that the question for your year's exam this year is to use discarded cans and use the waste to make a spaceship within three hours, the kind that can carry people."

Time-tracking knife masters: "..."

Mom sells batches, isn’t it just a spaceship that can carry people? In the last exam, they made a tractor out of plastic bottles. Although they didn’t finish it in 2 minutes, if you think about it this way, the spaceship doesn’t seem so far away. Already.

They just want to take a test, is it easy for them!

The bell rang at the end of the exam, and after I collected the papers and handed them in, none of the Dark Knife Demons were standing or sitting properly, and they all lay on the ground, not knowing whether they were alive or dead.

I contacted the staff of Shizheng to carry them back to their Diablo Honmaru. After leaving the door of the examination room, a spaceship that already had a rough appearance stood outside the examination room next door.When did such a high-tech thing come here, why didn't I see it when I came here?

After observing for a while, I left. Even if I was killed now, I would never have thought that this spaceship was a time-traveling exam question.

I had planned the rhythm of all members of Diablo Honmaru passing the exam, but when the results came out, there were three dark sword masters who passed the exam, and these three dark sword masters were all famous scumbags: Ai Ranguo Jun, Tong Tianguan Zhenguo and Jiro Tachi.

"...How did you guys live?" It's unscientific. Even Kanesada, the top student in Diablo Honmaru, only got 59 in the test. Did you scumbags unleash the power of the prehistoric?

"Didn't you choose eight multiple-choice questions?" The scumbags who fell into the knife and the swordsmen smiled honestly, and the tone of course made everyone silent.

So eight options are the answer to each question?

Luo Yanwang, I lost.

The author has something to say:

There was no code word for Yuhun last night, and it took a whole afternoon to finish it this afternoon, so I can't be so decadent anymore!

Uncle has finally turned back into a well-behaved dumpling, gratifying to congratulate, why am I so reluctant to keep going, hey.

Now the timeline has only jumped for half a year, and the next chapter will jump a little more. Hurry up and finish the timeline and bring the knife spirits and shikigami to change the map waves~

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