[Comprehensive] All knives like to act coquettish to aunts

Half asleep and half awake, I was woken up by the yelling. Yuzaoqian and Yimulian got into the bed and got into the bed. This will not kill anyone. The key is that these two bastards got into the bed and pressed on me. The bones in my body will be destroyed by this. The two cubs fell apart.

"You...you two...get off...from me..." I almost burped my fart before I came up in one breath.

Yuzaoqian and Yimu didn't even get off the bed when they saw me being crushed like this, they just moved from my body to my side, each holding one of my arms, and leaning their heads in my arms to act like a baby.

"Son, are you two trying to murder your stepmother? You can't kill me just because I'm not your real mother." I was finally saved and severely condemned the bad behavior of these two cubs.

Although the two of them didn't have the slightest idea of ​​murdering their mother, they couldn't help Yuzao, who was mentally retarded, and still thought that he was still the baby who was [-] to [-] centimeters and was taught to walk by his mother, and his mother could easily hold them in circles Memories are haunted, and this has lost its importance with repeated pounces.

"Mother, we were wrong." The little angel Yimulian was the first to admit his mistake, and the 1.8-meter tall man insisted on curling up and nestling in my arms, just like being hugged by me when I was a dumpling, with only one eye exposed guilty emotion.

I...of course I chose to forgive him!Lian Lian is so cute, so, all the faults are from the past!There is nothing wrong with this logic!

I turned my attention to the mentally retarded Yuzao, who was as excited as a cat sucking catnip, writhing around on my bed like a caterpillar, seeing me look at him, and showing me a more serious I can't bear to look at the retarded smile.

"Mom, are you surprised? Lianlian and I hid in the closet for a long time!"

"Well, your mother, I'm very surprised." I talked to the cheerful Yuzao, grabbed his furry ear with one hand, and turned my tone 180 degrees: "Hurry up and get out of my bed!"

"do not want!"

The mask on Yu Zaoqian's face was half off and half permanent. I saw that he was suffering from obsessive-compulsive disorder, so I couldn't help but help him straighten it.

Tamazamo took advantage of the situation and grabbed my hand with an unconvinced look.

"Mom, I was brought back from the lawn by you. Unlike Lian Lian, I don't smell bad at all. If you want to chase him away, you must chase him away!"

Well, if you are even half obedient, can I be the first to drive you away?Also, who told you that I would not rush again and again!

Well, Lianlian, I really can't bear this heart.

"Okay, then I won't chase you away." I was very tired, and I didn't want to be mentally retarded like Xiong Yuzao before my menstrual period.

"I'll get out of bed and make the floor." Having made this decision, I broke free from the restraints of the two shikigami, and stood up to step over Tamamo's front body and get out of bed.

Yuzao quickly hugged my feet and refused to let me go. When his hands touched the skin of my feet, he frowned.

"Why is it so cold? My feet are so cold, why do you want to get out of bed and make a bunk on the floor?"

Tamazamo was a little unhappy, he made me sit back with a little force.

Before I could bear him, my cold feet came into contact with the heat source.

I looked up and saw that Tamazamo stuffed my feet into his clothes and used his stomach to help warm my feet.

"I'm angry! I don't care, I'll warm your feet for you!" Yuzao pouted, as resolute as a little girl.

I had nothing to do with him, so I let him warm my feet, not to mention, my feet were really not so cold after being covered for a while.When Yuzao was still a dumpling, it was a small stove, and he often used his little paws to help me rub my hands, and when he grew up, the firepower became even stronger.

What kind of experience is it to stretch your feet on your eight-pack abs to keep warm? I have experienced it today.

Unlike Yuzao before, Ichimolian's hands and feet were in a warm and cold state. I touched it with my hand, and although it was not bad compared to me, it was already very cold.

I swept my gaze over Yuzao-zen, searched for the rest of his body that could be kept warm, and then grabbed Yimuren's hand and stuffed it behind Yuzao-zen's neck, Yuzao-zen didn't resist, and smiled cheerfully.

In this way, Yuzao became the doll heater for Ichimoren and I, and it was the kind that delivered it to our door without complaint.

Yimulian has no objection to my arrangement. Although he is not afraid of the cold, he also likes to be warm, especially since he is still a good baby who listens to his mother.

On top of that, it would be embarrassing for the mother to warm her feet by herself (which is the real reason).

The effect of the medicine was not as good as Yuzao's fuss, and the only sleepiness I had left disappeared in his mentally retarded remarks that popped up from time to time, and finally I didn't plan to sleep at all.

I took out my mobile phone and started playing games, not other games, it was still the king of pesticides, but I was very self-aware and played the trumpet, but I really couldn’t control the big one.

Yu Zaoqian saw that his favorite game was itchy, and wanted to play with me, but I didn't want to play with him, a scumbag among the scumbags, and my face was full of disgust.

"Although I was really stupid and mentally retarded when I was young, I really realize my mistake now." Yu Zaoqian almost swears to God, who would say that he was mentally retarded when he was a child, and I am even more worried when he says that .

In the end, I couldn't hold back this stubborn fox, so I agreed to take him to play together. Anyway, it's a trumpet, and the record is nothing, so leave the troubles to other teammates.

I can't let Yimu watch it, so I took out an extra tablet and let him join the journey of cheating teammates.

When we came up, we started a round of ranking. Yuzao chose the mage Daji a second ago, and he couldn't help but said: "Lead the fly."

The low and hoarse voice made the two little girls in the double row of teammates explode, and there were countless exclamation points, and a bunch of begging little brothers to take them away.

Originally, there was a little girl who also chose the mage position, but before she heard the sentence "Leading the Fly", she gave up the mage to Yuzao and chose the tank.

After getting the position he wanted to use, Yuzao smiled meanly, his expression was really cheap, but the sound of laughing was too pleasant, the two little girls who heard this voice again did not speak for a long time, probably because they had been I'm so dizzy.

I observed the lineup and took a little Luban. I saw that after I used Luban, I chose the support Cai Wenji to be my nanny, and another girl used Lanling King as a jungler.This lineup seems reasonable, but only Lianlian and I know that there are actually no mages on our side.

Sure enough, before the start of the game, Daji was controlled to go straight to the middle and was killed by the tower. The girl who used the tank carefully said:

[Pikachu comes here (Mengqi): Little brother, are you stuck? 】

After Yuzao saw it, he didn't speak for a while, but when I thought he was a little guilty, he said something.

"Tsk, this defensive tower is too powerful, why did I die after two hits?"

【Pikachu Laiye (Meng Qi): ...】

【Pikachu is mine (King of Lanling):...】

No matter how nice the voice sounds, they still want to beat this teammate to death.

Fortunately, Yuzao's IQ is higher than that of him when he was a baby. After the defense tower killed him once, he stood under the tower obediently to replenish troops.

Lianlian and I got first blood in the bottom lane. Whenever my blood bar is not full, even if I lack a little blood, Lianlian, whose first skill is on CD, will give me a lot of milk.Follow me the whole time, be good and don't want to.

The three of us sat side by side under the quilt to play, and sat on my left hand side by side, peeking at me from time to time, afraid that I was not playing well and I was angry and he didn't notice.

The bottom tower was quickly pushed down by our cooperation, and then I was going to support Yuzao in the middle, although I didn't really want to save him as a scumbag.

When we arrived, the Daji used by Yuzao under the tower had been bullied by the opposite Diao Chan, but he still stuck to the tower and refused to go home. Ping A and Diao Chan had just faced each other, and I had never seen him use his skills.

The conscience in Yinyang Liao used his ult repeatedly to increase his blood, but Yu Zaoqian saw Cai Wenji approaching his hero with a skill and ult together, and even dodged in a flash, just happened to bump into the descendant and flew over The big bird sent a human head.

"..." Yimu was speechless.

"Brother, this milk is not poisonous, why are you hiding?"

I almost died from laughing, I didn't mind hiding, but I dodged and dodged, and I bumped into Houyi's bird straight away. It's really bullying Yinyangliao's conscience.

"Ah, it's mainly because my mask blocks my vision." Tamamo found an unreliable reason.

"..." Yimulian looked across me at the mask that Yuzao had just thrown aside when he started playing the game, bit his lower lip, and collapsed.

In the following games, Yimulian wanted to milk a certain wave many times in front of Yuzao, who was still bloody, but was perfectly dodged by the coquettish position of the former, and all the flashes were given to the hiding milk. on a task.I thought about it, if Yuzaoqian had half of the opponent's skill moves, he would have been the king long ago.

It was a difficult game, and the two girls and I took the whole game away.Yimu hurriedly competed with Yuzaoqian, but still didn't hit him with a bite, let alone Yuzaoqian, whose damage with Daji was not as high as Yimulian's Cai Wenji.

Lian Lian, who didn't have a sip of milk, would have been crying in anger if he hadn't been in front of me, tears rolled in his eyes, no matter how mature and stable he behaved, his essence is just a child who hasn't been weaned.

"Hey, let's not play with Qianqian in the future, neither sad nor sad." I understand Yimulian's mood at this time, he doesn't play games often, and he is tricked into such a ghost when he plays.

"Mother, shouldn't I play games?" My words didn't have the effect of comforting, but made Lianlian doubt life even more.

And Yu Zaoqian still looked heartless, and patted Yimulian's shoulder carelessly:

"Lian Lian, your psychological tolerance is too low, come on, let's play two more rounds, your brother, I will take you flying!"

After listening to Yu Zaoqian's words, Yimulian finally couldn't help crying out loud.

The author has something to say:

Anyone team up to fight uncle?

The last conscience in the Lao Li was successfully bullied and cried by Qianqian. Is this a loss of morality or a distortion of human nature.

Let these two change back tomorrow, and if they stay the same, there will be no time to jump the timeline. The dumplings will grow up quickly before they can go out to do tasks to support their old mother (suddenly).

Uncle, whether it is a dumpling or an adult, the game is still so bad. I hope I will not meet such teammates in the new year.

Little angels, let me tell you some news, I have a drug dealer! ! !Hahahahaha!I'm going to give him awakening materials and imperial souls tonight! ! !Beautiful~~~~